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Version date: 3 June 2004 

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PREFACE, DISCLAIMER AND COPYRIGHT..........................................................................................................5 

The Alternative Acadian Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................6 

The Alternative Afrikaans Dictionary ........................................................................................................................6 

The Alternative Albanian Dictionary .........................................................................................................................6 

The Alternative Amharic Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................7 

The Alternative Arabic Dictionary .............................................................................................................................7 

The Alternative Armenian Dictionary........................................................................................................................7 

The Alternative Azerbaijani Dictionary .....................................................................................................................8 

The Alternative Basque Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................8 

The Alternative Belarusian Dictionary ......................................................................................................................9 

The Alternative Breton Dictionary...........................................................................................................................13 

The Alternative Bulgarian Dictionary ......................................................................................................................14 

The Alternative Cajun Dictionary............................................................................................................................15 

The Alternative Cantonese Dictionary....................................................................................................................15 

The Alternative Catalan Dictionary.........................................................................................................................16 

The Alternative Chinese Dictionary ........................................................................................................................21 

The Alternative Czech Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................22 

The Alternative Danish Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................23 

The Alternative Dutch Dictionary............................................................................................................................23 

The Alternative English Dictionary .........................................................................................................................30 

The Alternative Esperanto Dictionary.....................................................................................................................46 

The Alternative Estonian Dictionary .......................................................................................................................46 

The Alternative Finnish Dictionary..........................................................................................................................47 

The Alternative French Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................49 

The Alternative Frisian Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................56 

The Alternative Galician Dictionary ........................................................................................................................56 

The Alternative German Dictionary ........................................................................................................................57 

The Alternative Greek Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................61 

The Alternative Gujarati Dictionary.........................................................................................................................62 

The Alternative Haitian Creole French Dictionary ..................................................................................................62 

The Alternative Hawaiian Dictionary ......................................................................................................................62 

The Alternative Hebrew Dictionary.........................................................................................................................63 

The Alternative Hindi Dictionary .............................................................................................................................63 

The Alternative Hungarian Dictionary.....................................................................................................................64 

The Alternative Icelandic Dictionary .......................................................................................................................71 

The Alternative Indonesian Dictionary....................................................................................................................71 

The Alternative Irish Gaelic Dictionary ...................................................................................................................72 

The Alternative Italian Dictionary............................................................................................................................72 

The Alternative Japanese Dictionary......................................................................................................................79

The Alternative Korean Dictionary..........................................................................................................................80 

The Alternative Kurdish Dictionary .........................................................................................................................80 

The Alternative Latin Dictionary .............................................................................................................................80 

The Alternative Latvian Dictionary..........................................................................................................................81 

The Alternative Lithuanian Dictionary.....................................................................................................................81 

The Alternative Macedonian Dictionary..................................................................................................................81 

The Alternative Maltese Dictionary.........................................................................................................................82 

The Alternative Mexican Spanish Dictionary ..........................................................................................................82 

The Alternative Nepali Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................86 

The Alternative Norwegian Dictionary ....................................................................................................................86 

The Alternative Occitan Dictionary .........................................................................................................................88 

The Alternative Panjabi Dictionary .........................................................................................................................89 

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The Alternative Polish Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................89 

The Alternative Portuguese Dictionary...................................................................................................................92 

The Alternative Quebecois Dictionary ....................................................................................................................93 

The Alternative Romanian Dictionary.....................................................................................................................96 

The Alternative Russian Dictionary ........................................................................................................................98 

The Alternative Sami Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................104 

The Alternative Scots Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................104 

The Alternative Scots Gaelic Dictionary ...............................................................................................................105 

The Alternative Serbo-croat Dictionary ................................................................................................................105 

The Alternative Slovak Dictionary ........................................................................................................................106 

The Alternative Spanish Dictionary ......................................................................................................................106 

The Alternative Swahili Dictionary........................................................................................................................113 

The Alternative Swedish Dictionary......................................................................................................................113 

The Alternative Swiss German Dictionary............................................................................................................117 

The Alternative Tamil Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................121 

The Alternative Telugu Dictionary ........................................................................................................................121 

The Alternative TEST Dictionary ..........................................................................................................................121 

The Alternative Thai Dictionary ............................................................................................................................125 

The Alternative Tibetan Dictionary .......................................................................................................................125 

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The Alternative Ukrainian Dictionary ....................................................................................................................127 

The Alternative Urdu Dictionary ...........................................................................................................................128 

The Alternative Uzbek Dictionary .........................................................................................................................129 

The Alternative Vietnamese Dictionary ................................................................................................................129 

The Alternative Welsh Dictionary .........................................................................................................................129 

The Alternative Yapese Dictionary .......................................................................................................................129 

The Alternative Yiddish Dictionary .......................................................................................................................130

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The Alternative Acadian Dictionary 

r 

râper (verb, usually intransitive) † to fuck NOTE to 

pronounce it, remember that the "â" sound in all forms 

of Acadian French is definitely more posterior in the 

mouth than in standard European French. To an 

English-speaking learner, it might sound somewhat 

like "rope" with the "o" of "soap". the word is used 

primarily in the Baie Sainte-Marie area of Nova Scotia, 

and can easily be a source of fun when talking to 

naïve foreigners: "râper" has as a first meaning 

grating a mix of raw and cooked potatoes to prepare 

what's known as "une râpure" (rappie pie). The 

movement of grating is of course analogous to a 

vagina grating or being grated by a penis, so Jean- 

Louis Belliveau's song "Râpe, râpe et râpe" had little 

to do with actual potatoes. sometimes, as in a song by 

the more conservative but still mischievous group "Les 

Tymeux de la Baie", a man can complain that "la 

râpure" offered by his wife is somewhat soft...unless 

of course it's the reverse. "fourrer" does not have in 

Acadian the meaning it has in Québécois: as in 

Europe, it only means "to put". 

The Alternative Afrikaans Dictionary 

f 

fok jou Fuck you NOTE This is a literal translation from 

English. The common word for ' to fuck' in Afrikaans is 

'naai' or 'pomp'. 

jou ma se poes † Your mother's cunt NOTE Very 

common insult amongst the Cape Coloureds. 

j 

m 

moffie (noun) gay, homosexual NOTE Very common, 

even used in south african english: jy is 'n moffie, you 

are a moffie. 

English word cunt. The insult usage will be: jou poes - 

you cunt or: jy is 'n poes - you are a cunt 

p 

t 

s 

Sit jou kop is die koei se kont en wag tot die bul jou 

kom holnaai ‡ Put your head in a cow's vagina and 

wait until a bull penetrates your anus NOTE Once 

heard at a fishing port in Cape Town 

sit jou kop tussen die kooie se kont en wag tot die bull 

jou kom holnaai (phrase) ‡ Put your head in a cow's 

vagina and wait until a bull penetrates your anus NOTE 

Once heard at a fishing port in Cape Town 

stokperdjie hobby NOTE Dutch: "stokpaardje" 

poes ‡ cunt NOTE name for a woman's private parts. It trek draad (split intransitive verb) † masturbate NOTE 

can also be used to insult someone. Much like the 

Literal translation: pull wire. Example: Hy trek draad. 

The Alternative Albanian Dictionary 

debil idiot, thick NOTE used in very "polite" circles 

d 

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~ shele (adjective) ☺ bitch 

The Alternative Amharic Dictionary 

s 

The Alternative Arabic Dictionary 

æ 

~ anasi (feminine) woman, lady 

~ atouche (masc., noun) vagina NOTE used in Syria; 

used between men; not sure about other countries 

~ ayir (a noun) † dick, penis NOTE rather funny.only 

heardfrom young Males in the middle east 

~ biz breasts 

~ boos teezee kiss my ass 

~ charra alaik shit on you 

~ chraa shit 

~ cus ‡ FUCK YOU NOTE USE ONLY IF YOU ARE 

LOOKING FOR A FIGHT , IN A MIDDLE EASTERN 

BAR. 

~ CUS ‡ FUCK YOU NOTE USE ONLY IF YOU ARE 

LOOKING FOR A FIGHT , IN A MIDDLE EASTERN 

BAR. 

~ Gawwad † pimp NOTE Gawwad is used for person 

who is managing the whore house 

~ ja-hosh jackass 

~ katha ath nan Caress my genitalia 

~ keefic (greeting) hello (egyption) 

~ kul khara! † shut up! NOTE litt.: eat shit! Heard from 

young levantine men. 

~ kus † cunt NOTE Usually used as a swear KUS UMAK 

(you're mother's cunt) 

~ kus umak ‡ Your mother's cunt! 

~ mamhoon (noun) queer; homosexual 

~ mibun (adjective) † gay person NOTE pronounciation: 

me-boon Is used to insult someone.(often used in 

Tunisia) 

~ nek ni ‡ Fuck me! NOTE Mainly Gulf slang but 

understood elsewhere 

ø 

~ qaHbeh (fem., noun) bitch NOTE used in Syria; not 

sure about other countries; same usage as bitch in 

English; the H is a hard, aspirated sound; the q is the 

glottal sound written with qoph in Arabic, but usually is 

pronounced as a glottal stop 

~ sadikie † my friend 

~ sharmuta (slang, noun, feminine) bitch 

~ sharmute (slang, masculine) fool, bastard (slang), 

bitch (masculine) 

~ Teez (a noun) ass,asshole (not used in 

marroco,tunesia and algeria) NOTE a funny word 

~ TeeZ (n.masc) † ass. NOTE (both consonants are 

emphatic). Levantine. 

~ telhasi teezi (expression) lick my ass NOTE slang 

~ yel-la hurry! 

~ zabourah (fem., noun) penis NOTE used in Syria; used 

between men; not sure about other countries 

~ zib ‡ dick,penis. NOTE used in palestine,syria,lebanon. 

The Alternative Armenian Dictionary 

a 

ander (noun) † dick, male genitals, with or without the 

testicles NOTE Can also be used in phrases like 

"anderes al guzes?" (second e prononced unstressed 

as the a in English "about"). literally "Do you also want 

my dick?", to someone who's asking for too much. 

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b 

buts (noun) † cunt, female genitals NOTE prononciation 

like English "boots" with a shorter oo. Almost 

exclusively used "anatomically". No other meaning 

k 

kunel (verb) † fuck, to have (anal or vaginal) intercourse 

with, but also to con NOTE identical in meaning to 

"shinel", but "kunel" does not have any other meaning 

s 

shinel (verb) † fuck, to have (anal or vaginal) 

intercourse with, but also to con NOTE identical in 

meaning to "kunel", but "shinel" is also the usual (and 

correct in that meaning) word for "to make, to 

fabricate" 

The Alternative Azerbaijani Dictionary 

da"ma"k (mask.noun) † Asshole NOTE No 

Comments.Asshole is asshole everywhere. 

da$$ag^ (mask.noun) † Bolls 

a 

o 

anavy sikim ‡ Mother fucker NOTE Very strong 

Osturag^ (noun) † A fart NOTE Pronounces like 

expression.Used ONLY in special cases. 

[osturakh]. Literally might be translated as - shit. 

ganjykh (fem.noun) † Bitch NOTE No comments is 

neccesarry. 

Go^t † Ass NOTE Pronounces like [g*t].Sound [*] is like 

pronounciation if -ir i n English. 

d 

g 

it balasy / ku"chu"k There is no translation. NOTE Literal 

translation is "Son/Daughter of a dog"or "Puppy". 

Usually dog means something dirty and not valuable. 

i 

USAGE: Ala,osturag^,... Hey you, shit,.... 

p 

pokh (mask. noun) Shit NOTE There is no need to 

comment anything 

pokhuvu ye (expression) Piss off NOTE English 

equivalent is 'Do you business'. Literal translation "Eat 

your shit". 

sik (masc.noun) ‡ dick NOTE It is very clear.No 

comments are nessesary 

siktir (verb) ‡ Fuck off NOTE Pronounces [siktir]. 

The Alternative Basque Dictionary 

a 

e 

alu{a} (noun) vulva, cunt NOTE Used with the meaning of 

"arsehole", "idiot". Example of use: "Alu hori!" ("such 

an arsehole!") 

atzelari{a} (noun) † fag NOTE literal translation: one who 

does it from behind. A despective term for 

homosexual men. 

s 

emagaldu{a} † bitch NOTE Literally: Lost woman. 

Example: "Zure ama emagaldua da". You are a son of 

a bitch. 

kabroi{a} (noun) jerk, asshole NOTE Used in anger or in 

jest between friends. 

kaka zaharra shit 

k 

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kosto (noun) cannabis,hashish NOTE Word commonly 

used to describe cannabis resin. Wish I had some on 

me now!!!!! 

larrua jo (verb) † to fuck 

l 

m 

maketo{a} (noun) † spanish, spaniard NOTE Despective 

term used to describe someone who lives in the 

Spanish State (Basque Country - Euskadi - not 

included for obvious reasons). 

maketonia (noun) spain, spanish state NOTE Simply: the 

place where "maketo"s (see above) live. Ex. 

"Maketoak Maketonian bizi dira" (Maketos live in 

Maketonia). 

marikoi{a} (noun) † fag NOTE From the Spanish 

"maricon". 

Oi zer bakea!... Harriak ere mintzo dira! Oh! quelle 

paix!...meme les pierres l'affirment. 

o 

p 

pikutara joan (verb) go to hell 

popatik eman to bugger NOTE Literally: to give through 

the stern (the back) 

popatik hartu † to be buggered NOTE literal translation: 

to take through the srern (the back) example of usage: 

zoaz popatik hartzera! (bugger off!) 

s 

sasikumea (noun) † bastard NOTE When someone has 

done something bad to you, he is a bastard sasikume 

horrek zera egin dit 

t 

tentelapiko (a) ☺ stupid NOTE To put it simple: someone 

who is not very intelligent. Ex. "mutil hori tentelapikoa 

da" (that boy is stupid) 

tentelapiko (a) ☺ stupid NOTE To put it simple: someone 

who is not very intelligent. Ex. "mutil hori tentelapikoa 

da" (that boy is stupid) 

txakurra policeman NOTE Specially spanish 

policemen.Literally "dog". 

z 

zakila † penis 

zulo cunt NOTE literally "hole" 

The Alternative Belarusian Dictionary 

xуйня ~ chujnia (noun, fem.) ‡ 1)trash, junk 2)thing, 

item EG Kudy ty schavala hetu chujniu? Where did you 

put that thing. NOTE Originates from "chuj" (see), 

therefore very strong. 

а 

атрымаць пиздзюлей ~ atrymać pizdziuliej (intr. verb 

phase) ‡ to be beaten up NOTE Similar to "atrymać 

pizdy". Also see "dasci pizdziuliej" 

атрымаць пизды ~ atrymać pizdy (intr. verb phrase) ‡ 

to be beaten up EG Toj chto pizdzić atrymlivaje (pr. 

tense, imperfect, sing., 3rd person) pizdy. Those who 

talk shit get beaten. EG Za takuju chujniu ty atrymajesz 

(fut. tense, perfect, sing., 2nd person) pizdy. For such 

shit you would be beaten up. NOTE Also see "davać 

pizdy". 

б 

байструк ~ bajstruk [bajstruk] (noun, masc.) † bastard 

NOTE Pronunciation: 'by-strook'. Generally means a 

child born from an unmarried woman. Neither as 

common nor as strong as English 'bastard'. Often 

used in its literal sence, yet pretty offensive. 

бздзець ~ bzdzeć (verb) † to produce stinky smell from 

one's ass NOTE Does not nessessarily imply 

farting(with sound). This word means producing the 

smell as such when there may be and may be not the 

sound effect. Exs.: Kali John spić, jon bzdzić(pr.tense) 

tak szto nivodny kamar navokal żyvy nie zastajecca. 

When John stinks, no mosquito around him stays 

alive. 

блядзь ~ bliadz' (noun, fem.) ‡ whore,slut,bitch NOTE 

The most common sworn word. Very often used to 

express disappointment as English 'oh, shit!'. Also 

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used widely to connect words as English 'like','you 

know','kind of things','sort of stuff'. Used in its literal 

sense as well; then this word gains its greatest sworn 

strength and abusive effect. 

в 

гамасек ~ hamasek [ɣəma'sek] (masc. noun, pl.: 

hamaseki) homosexualist EG Nie jabisia z hamasekam 

-- padlovisz SNID. Don't fuck with a gay -- you'll catch 

AIDS. NOTE This word is a shortened literary word 

"hamaseksualist" which has the same meaning. As it 

often happens, many of such shortened words 

become slangish. 

гаўно ~ hauno [ɣaw'no] (noun, neut.) † shit EG Ты 

гаўно! | Ty hauno! You're shit! NOTE Also may mean a 

worthless person. Used very commonly. 

граць на дудцы-валасянцы ~ hrać na dudcyvalasiancy 

(verb phase) to give a blowjob To play a 

hairy trumpet. EG Mary hraje na dudcy-valasiancy 

sztodzionna. Mary gives a blowjob daily. NOTE Often 

used as a joke. 

д 

дасци пиздзюлей ~ dasci pizdziuliej (tr. verb phase) ‡ 

to beat up NOTE Similar to "davać pizdy". Also see 

"atrymać pizdziuliej" 

дасци пизды ~ dasci pizdy (tr. verb phrase) ‡ to beat 

up EG Budziesz zalupacca -- damo (future tense, 

perfect,plural, 1st person) pizdy. If you're gonna 

argue, we will beat the shit out of ya! EG Za takuju 

chujniu u nas dajuć (pr. tense, imperfect, impersonal) 

pizdy. For such shit you would be beaten up among 

us. 

драчыць, драчыцца ~ draczyć (verb), draczycca (verb) 

‡ to masturbate EG John droczyc'(present tense) svoj 

chuj kożny dzień. John masturbates his dick every 

day. Compare: EG John droczycca(present tense) 

kożny dzień. John masturbates(himself) every day. EG 

Mary nia vedaje kol'ki jana budzie jaszcze z hetym 

usim draczycca. Mary dosn't know how long she is 

going to do all that(read 'that fucking shit'). NOTE 

Offensive word. The first form is used in conjuction 

with an object(of masturbation), whereas the second 

form is used independently and means selfmasturbating 

(with no object added). The second form 

may also mean 'to do something(usually something 

boring)'. 

дрыстаць ~ drystać (verb, intr.) † a EG Szczyl'na 

zaczyniaj dzvery u sral'niu kali drystajesz, bo inaksz 

zabzdzisz (this verb has common root with 

bzdzeć{see}, but is referred to the future) usiu chatu i 

agluszusz susedziej. When taking a shit when having 

indigestion, close the shithouse door or else you will 

stink the house all over and make the neighbours 

deaf. NOTE This complex term is used commonly. 

ж 

жопа ~ żopa (fem. noun, pl. żopy) † anus EG U Johna 

vialikaja żopa, bo jon liubić siadzieć i hliadzieć 

teliavizar. John has a big ass because he likes to sit 

and watch TV. NOTE The word is very common, most 

often used in its literary sence. 

жыд ~ żyd (masc. noun, pl.: żydy) † a Jew EG Żyd 

jabany! Musić akuliary naczapiu, dyk moża pizdzeć 

niama lady szto! Fucking Jew! Thinks when he put 

glasses on, he can say fucking trash. NOTE Only those 

who do not respect other nations use that word. The 

word is used to express disrespect, sometimes 

serving as asubstitute for the proper word. Also see: 

"maskal'", "chachol", "pszek" and "labus". 

з 

залупа ~ zalupa (fem. noun, pl. zalupy) ‡ dickhead EG 

Q. Navoszta patrebna zalupa? -- A. Kab ruka nie 

zyhodzila. Q. What is the dickhead for. A. Not to let 

the hand to slide off (the cock). (common joke) EG 

Niama u goradzie vialiczeiszaj zalupy czym John. 

There is no a person in town that would go into 

arguments as easily as John. NOTE Also may mean a 

person who is looking for a fight, going into arguments 

etc. 

залупацца ~ zalupacca (verb, intr.) ‡ to look for a fight, 

to start argument ETYM This word is derived from the 

word "zalupa", and therefore is very strong as such. 

EG Nie zalupajcia bo zaraz pizdy damo. Don't start 

argument or we'll beat the shit outta ya now! (This is 

an example of a pretty rough conversaton) 

засранец ~ zasraniec (noun, masc.) † one who shit in 

his pants, one who is still a child to do something EG 

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Ty jaszcze zasraniec kab kuryc'. You are still a diaper 

shitter to smoke. 

к 

курва ~ kurva (fem. noun, pl. kurvy) † bitch, slut EG 

Mary takaja kurva -- jana perajabalasia z usim 

horadam. Mary is a slut: she's fucked with everyone in 

town. NOTE Very seldom used as an expession for 

female dog, but very often when speaking of a woman 

that sleeps with everyone. Also used as a general 

abuse. 

лабус ~ labus (masc. noun,pl.: labusy) † a Lithuanian 

EG U Vilniuskim ciahniku naszych niama -- adnyja 

labusy, da j hodzy! There is no people of ours in the 

train via Vilnius(Lithuanian capital), just the 

Lithuanians and that's all. NOTE Not used by people 

who respect the other nations. Unfortunately, this 

word is still used in some people's languages. Also 

look under 'maskal'','chachol','z*yd' and 'pszek'. 

л 

м 

маскаль ~ maskal' (noun, pl.: maskali) † a Russian 

ETYM This word origins from the word 'Maskva' which 

means in Bielorussian the city of Moscow. EG Maskali 

akupavali naszu ziamliu. The Russians occupied our 

land. NOTE The best part of people does not use such 

a word under any circumstances, since nationalistic 

hate is one of the most shameful sides of our lives. 

Look also under 'chachol', 'labus', 'pszek' and 'z*yd'. 

н 

нестаяк ~ niestajak (masc. noun, pl.: niestajaki) soft 

cock, that doesn't get hard, "noodle" EG Mary, jabacca 

choczasz? -- Nie, nie chaczu -- u tabie z*a niestajak. 

Mary, want to go for a fuck? -- No, I don't want to, your 

cock is a "noodle". NOTE This word means the soft 

cock, that cannot be hardened as opposed to the one 

that does get hard. Also see "stajak". 

пиздаболь ~ pizdabol' (masc. noun, pl.: pizdaboly) ‡ 

idiot, fool EG Nu ty i pizdabol! Pizdisz usialiakuju 

chujniu, kali tabie nichto nie pytaje! You're such an 

idiot -- tell fuckin' stupid stuff when no one asks you. 

п 

NOTE Very strong. Most often used to abuse a person 

who has said or done something wrong. 

підар ~ pidar (noun, masc.) † fag EG Ty, pidar, kudy ty 

shavau maje zapalki? You, punk, where did you hide 

my matches? NOTE Origins from the word 

"pedzerast",which is not a swear. The latter is followed 

by the word "pidaras", which is a strong swear. The 

word "pidar" is a short form of "pidaras", and has 

pretty much the same sworn strength. Sometimes the 

word is used just as an abusive expression applied to 

any male(doesn't work with a female) person. 

підарас ~ pidaras (masc. noun, pl.: pidarasy) † faggot 

ETYM Stems from a literary word 

'piedzierast'(pederast). EG Mary zavie Johna jebanym 

pidarasam. Mary calls John 'fucking faggot'. NOTE This 

word is very abusive. 

підарасіць ~ pidarasic' (verb, tr.) ‡ 1) to fuck in the ass 

(usually another male), 2) to clean, wash, vacuum etc. 

EG John liubic' kali jaho pidarasiac'. John likes to be 

fucked in his ass. EG Bliadz', znou zabrudzili usio 

pamiaszkanne, prydziecca pol pidarasic'. Fuck, they 

polluted the whole place, I'll have to vacuum the floor 

fuckin' again. NOTE This word originates in "pidaras 

(see)", but is a stronger curse because refers to the 

actual intercourse. Not suitable for common use in 

unknown media. 

пізда ~ pizda (noun, fem.) ‡ cunt EG Mary pakazala 

Johnu svaju pizdu('u' is an ending). Mary showed her 

cunt to John. EG Mary takaja pizda! Mary is such a 

cunt(whore, bitch). This word also has a meaning of a 

(bad) end, of complete breaking (failure) of something. 

EG Pizda nam! We are all finished! EG Pizda hetaj 

maszynie! This vehicle is all done (badly broken, 

impossible to be repared etc). NOTE Very offensive 

word. Also may mean 'slut','bitch' or 'whore'. 

піздзець ~ pizdzec' (verb, intr.) ‡ 1) to talk, speak, tell 

2) to talk shit EG Budziesz pizdziec'-- budziesz pizdy 

atrymlivac'. If you're gonna talk shit you're gonna be 

beaten. EG My siadzieli i pizdzieli. We were sitting and 

talking. NOTE X1) is used as a substitute for the proper 

word, X2) is used to express dissatisfaction with what 

someone says (said). Although originates from 

"pizda", this word means actions connected with 

conversation. 

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піздзічы ~ pizdziczy (adj.) ‡ extremely talkative EG John 

vel'mi pizdziuczy bo jon moz*a pizdziec' pjac' hadzin 

biez perapynku. John is extremely talkative because 

he can speak for 5 hours with no breaks. 

піздзюк ~ pizdziuk (masc. noun, pl.: pizdziuki) ‡ one 

who talks too much EG John pizdziuk bo jon moz*a 

pizdziec' pjac' hadzin biez perapynku. John talks too 

much because he can speak for 5 hours with no 

breaks. 

піздзюліна ~ pizdziulina (fem. noun, pl.: pizdziuli) ‡ 

blow (when fighting) ETYM This word has its roots in 

the word "pizda", and therefore is very strong as such. 

EG Apracza perszaje pizdziuliny, John zvaliusia u 

kanavu. After the first blow, John fell in a ditch. 

пшек ~ pszek [pSek] (masc. noun, pl.: ïøåê³) † a Pole 

EG Nie addadzim zachodnija rajony krainy pszekam! 

We shall not yield the Western regions of the country 

to the Polish. NOTE Only those who do not respect 

other nations use that word. The word is used to 

express disrespect, sometimes serving as asubstitute 

for the proper word. Also see: "maskal'", "chachol", 

"z*yd" and "labus". 

пярдзець ~ piardzec' (verb, intr.) † to fart EG John 

piardzic' zaszmat -- jon niby z*opaj dysza. John fart 

way too much as if he breathes with his ass. NOTE 

"piardzec'" does not have the same meaning as 

"bzdzec'". "Bzdzec'" means to produce the smell of 

feces, not necessarily with a loud fart blow, while 

"piardzec'" means to fart loudy ( not essentially with 

stinky smell ). Compare to "bzdziec", "drystac'". 

с 

свіння ~ svinnia (noun,pl.:svinni) pig EG Nu ty i svinnia. 

You are such a pig. NOTE Used in the same way as 

the English translation. Most often refers to an 

inaccurate gross person. 

срака ~ sraka (fem. noun, pl.: sraki) † ass EG Nu i sraka 

u tabie, szto ni u jakija dzvery nia uliezie! What an ass 

you got, doesn't fit through any door! NOTE This word 

is stronger than the English couneterpart "ass". 

сральня ~ sral'nia (fem. noun, pl.: sral'ni) † shithouse 

EG Bliadz! Znou nichto nie pavesiu tualetnaje papiery 

u sral'niu, szto mnie pal'cam u sraku liezci! Fuck! 

Nobody hung toilet paper in the shithouse again, am I 

supposed to wipe my asshole with fingers? NOTE Not 

very common, but encountered often. 

сраць ~ srac` (verb) † to shit EG John zausiody idzie 

srac' piac' razou na dzien'. John always goes to shit 

five times a day. NOTE Vulgar word. Used pretty much 

in the same fashion as the English counterpart. 

стаяк ~ stajak (masc. noun, pl.: stajaki) hard cock EG 

Mary! Pajszli jabacca -- u mianie zaraz taki stajak! 

Mary! Let's go fuck, my prick is so hard now. NOTE 

This word means the hard cock as opposed to the soft 

one. Literally means "stand". Also see "niestajak". 

сука ~ suka (noun, fem.) 1) bitch, 2) rat ( one who 

reports the others to the administration, police etc) EG 

Nu ty i suka! You are such a bitch (son of a bitch)! EG 

John suka - jon dakladau na usich u KDB. John is a 

rat: he reported about everyone to KGB. NOTE "Suka" 

means female dog, but used as a common curse. Can 

be used with both females and males, but gramatically 

declined as a feminine noun. Weaker than "kurva" but 

more common. The second meaning is especially 

popular in and around criminal media. 

сцакі ~ scaki (noun, pl.) † urine EG Chulia ja pavinien 

admyvac' hetuja scaki?! How come am I supposed to 

wash all that piss?! NOTE Same meaning as that for 

"sculi". 

сцаць ~ scac` (verb) † to piss(literal sense), to fear 

(transitive meaning) NOTE Commonly used to express 

the actual urinating as well as a person's being afraid. 

сцулі ~ sculi (noun, pl.) † urine NOTE Ex.: Chulia ja 

pavinien admyvac' hetuja sculi?! How come am I 

supposed to wash all that piss?! 

сцуль ~ scul' (masc. noun, pl.: sculi) † coward EG 

Chulia ty jak toj scul'? Paiszli damo im pizdziulej! Why 

the fuck you behave like a coward? Let's go beat the 

shit outta them! NOTE Means, in fact, the one that 

"scuc'"(lit. English "pisses") (3rd person, sing., pr. 

tense of "scac'). 

х 

хахол ~ chachol (masc. noun,pl.: chachly) † a 

Ukrainian EG Chachly jaduc' sala, a my jamo bul'bu. 

The Ukrainians eat bacon whereas we (the 

Bielorussians) eat potatoes. NOTE Not used by people 

who respect the other nations. Unfortunately, this 

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word is still used in some people's languages. Also 

look under 'maskal'','labus','z*yd' and 'pszek'. 

хуй ~ chuj (noun, masc.) ‡ prick, cock, dick EG John 

zapytau Mary ci chocza jana pasasac' jaho chuj. John 

asked Mary if she wants to suck his cock. NOTE A lot 

stronger than the English translations. Although 

common, this word is very offensive especially when 

used directly. 

хуля ~ chulia (interrog. pronoun) ‡ why EG Chulia ty 

scysz? Paiszli jabacca! What do you fear? Let's go 

fuck! NOTE Used in interrogative sentences. This word 

has its roots in the word "chuj", and therefore very 

strong as such. 

хуясос ~ chujasos (masc. noun, pl.: chujasosy) ‡ 

cocksucker EG Nu ty i chujasos! You are such an 

asshole! NOTE This is not a gay slang, even though it 

is gramatically a masculine noun. The word is simply 

used as a common abuse. 

цыцка ~ cycka (fem. noun, pl. cycki) † breast(s), 

boob(s) EG Mary, u tabie cycka baczna! Mary, your 

boob is open to the public! 

ц 

я 

ябаць (-ца) ~ jabać (-ca) (verb) ‡ to fuck EG John liubić 

jabać Mary. John likes to fuck Mary. EG Jabacca -- 

niczoha niama prasciej. There is nothing simplier than 

fucking. NOTE Like in the word draczyć(-ca), the suffix 

(-ca) at the end makes the verb intransitive. Unlike its 

counterpart, this word is used in its literal sence only. 

To say 'oh, fuck!' you should use the word 'bliadz''. 

The (-ca) form may also mean to do something 

(boring)(look 'draczycca'). 

The Alternative Breton Dictionary 

b 

Boulc'hurun ! Good Lord ! NOTE Other translations : 

"Jesus !", etc. Lit: "Thunder bowl !", the equivalent of 

th French "Tonnerre de Brest !" or the German 

"Donnerwetter !". 

bramm (noun, masc.) † flatulence (noisy) NOTE Breton 

proverb : "Bramm hep trouz na c'hwezh, a zo labour 

difrouezh" : "A flatulence which is neither noisy nor 

stinky is a useless job". 

brammañ † to make a flatulence (noisily), to fart NOTE 

Example : "Te eo 'n deus brammet, loen flaerius ?": 

"Is that you that farted, you stinky beast ?". No 

comment. 

brammer (noun) † sb. who spends his time hanging 

around, doing nothing special. NOTE Example : "Sell 'ta 

ouzh ar brammer kozh, o vont da lippañ ur banne" : 

"Look at that old fart, he's going to the pub" 

brammig (noun) ☺ kid NOTE Frequently used talking to 

very youg children (3 to 6 years old). "Pe oad out, 

brammig ?" : "How old are you, sonny ?" 

c 

c'hoari koukou (verbal phrase) fornicate, make love 

NOTE Barely a slang phrase, rather weak and oldfashioned. 

More gentle, though, than the verb 

"fouzhañ". 

d 

droug-blev (noun) hangover NOTE Also see "mezv", 

"reorad", "foñsad". Example : "Ma 'vefes ket bet mezvdall 

derc'h, 'vefes ket o klemm gant an droug blev 

hiziv" "If you had'nt been pissed like a newt yesterday, 

you would'n be complaining about your hangover 

today" 

foñsad (noun, masc.) inebriation, piss NOTE See 

"reorad". 

fouzhañ to copulate, to make love NOTE non-transitive 

verb. "Fouzhañ gant unan bennak", to copulate with 

sb., to make love to sb. 

f 

g 

gast (noun, f; plural 'gisti') † bitch NOTE As in English, it 

both means a female dog and a prostitute, although 

the first sense has now faded away. "E Lannbaeron, 

n'eus ken met gisti ha laeron !"(notice the rime in "- 

aeron"): "In Landebaeron, there's nobody but whores 

and thieves !". Also used as an interjection : "Gast !" 

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which can be translated as "Gee !" or "Blimey !" or 

"Bloody heck !", etc. Derivatives : "Gast ar 

c'hast":"Gosh, golly !","Gast a gurun": "Bloody hell !" 

(lit. "thunder bitch!") Of course, it is also used as an 

insult : "Gast kozh !":"You old bitch !"; "Mab ar c'hast 

!":"You son of a bitch!". 

k 

kaoc'h faeces NOTE also used when cursing : "kaoc'h 

!"=shit! ; "kaoc'h ki du !"= "a black dog's shit" 

karc'hat to shit NOTE verb; cf. "kerzh da garc'hat" 

kerzh da garc'hat † get lost / leave me alone NOTE As a 

strong insult, it could be translated as "Fuck off !", 

"Kiss my arse" or "Go fuck a duck !" 

louf (noun, masc.) † flatulence (smelly) NOTE Example : 

"Hemañ 'n deus graet ul louf flaerius !": "This guy 

made a stinky flatulence !" 

l 

m 

Ma reor d'al laboused ! † litt : My arse to the birds ! 

NOTE An expressive curse, the equivalent of "Kaoc'h ki 

du !" ~ "Shit !" Bigouden dialect. 

mezv (adj.) drunk NOTE Also spelled : Meo, meze, 

mezo. Several comparisons can be made to reinforce 

the strength of this adjective, depending on the degree 

of ethylism. Examples : "Mezv 'vel ur person", 

litt.:pissed as a vicar (completely drunk); "mezv 'vel ur 

porc'hell" : drunk as a pig, etc. 

mezv-dall (& others : adj.) completely drunk NOTE Based 

on the adjective "mezv", some other compounds can 

be made. Here are some of them with their literal 

translation : "Mezv-dall", drunken to blindness, "Mezvmarv", 

drunken to death, "Mezv-mik" or "mezvpoch"=completely 

drunk. 

p 

Peoc'h da ma benn, pe ma reor 'ray un tenn ! † litt. : Be 

silent to my head or my arse will shoot ! NOTE An 

expressive curse that means : "Shut up !" 

Preg d'am reor, ma benn 'zo klañv ! † litt. : Talk to my 

arse, my head is sick ! NOTE refers to the french "Parle 

à mon cul, ma tête est malade"="Cause toujours, tu 

m'intéresses". Usually means : "I don't care what you 

say" 

reor arse NOTE masc. noun of common use. Also 

referred to in several phrases. 

reorad (noun, masc.) inebriation, piss NOTE Based on 

the noun "reor" (arse), this noun literally means "a full 

bottom of booze". "An deiz-all 'm eus paket ur reorad 

e fest-noz Plouvagor", "I got drunken at the breton 

céilidh the other day in Ploumagoar". Also used with 

some nouns to reinforce the meaning : "ur reorad 

spe'ed, ur reorad ludu, ur reorad teilh" 

r 

s 

Serr da veg, ha lak da reor da breg ! Shut up ! NOTE Lit. 

"Shut your mouth and let your arse talk !". An 

interesting phrase because of the rime ("veg" & 

"preg"). Lots of phrases in Breton include rimes, see : 

"Peoc'h d'am fenn, pe ma reor 'ray un tenn !" for the "- 

enn" rime. 

sevel da unan bennak (phrase) † to have an erection 

(for sb.) NOTE Mainly used as follows : "Sevel a ra din, 

sevel a ra dezhañ", etc. Example : "Sevel a rae 

dezhañ pa wele he bronnoù lemm" : "He would have a 

hard-on whenever he saw her breasts" 

stot (noun, masc.) urine NOTE Of common use when 

decribing a beverage : "Gast, n'eo ket ur banne kafe, 

met stot marc'h eo !" "Gee, that's not coffee, that's 

horse urine !" i.e. that coffee is not strong enough. 

stotañ (verb) to urinate NOTE Other spelling : staotañ. 

Example : "Bewech ma 'vezon mezv e stotan en ma 

bragou" "Whenever I get drunk, I piss my trousers " 

Tripledie ! Gosh ! NOTE Lit: "Triple God !". Mainly used 

in Leon. 

t 

The Alternative Bulgarian Dictionary 

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buba penis 

b 

k 

kon da ti go natrese ‡ A horse should fit it into you. 

NOTE Used when you get really pissed. Used when 

playing cards as well. 

kur † penis. NOTE Usually goes together with "giving the 

finger". 

lapai mi kura! † Suck my dick! NOTE This expression is 

extremely "expressive". Although the English 

l 

equivalent is quite innocent, in Bulgarian it sounds 

much more vulgar. Used when angry or sexually 

aroused. 

p 

pischka penis NOTE used like 'buba' 

sadnik ass 

s 

The Alternative Cajun Dictionary 

bec mon chu (phrase) † kiss my ass NOTE It's fairly 

direct, and it's pronunciation shouldn't strain an 

English speaker. 

b 

The Alternative Cantonese Dictionary 

a 

ah si (verb, 1st-pers. sing.) † I need to shit; I need to 

take a shit NOTE Pronounced ah-see, with the "ah" 

nasalized and a singsong up and down. Just not very 

nice, especially in front of one's parents 

ah si (verb, 1st-pers. sing.) † I need to shit; I need to 

take a shit NOTE Pronounced ah-see, with the "ah" 

nasalized and a singsong up and down. Just not very 

nice, especially in front of one's parents 

bat3 (v.t. & adj.) v.t., to meddle with; adj., nosy NOTE 

Lit., the number 'eight'; used to describe a nosy 

person who meddles with any affair from the eight 

directions; e.g. sei wei bat, meddle around; bat po, 

nosy woman (or a 'bitch' in a stronger sense). 

b 

d 

dai7 gut1 le7 si7 (exclam.) ☺ big kamquats and money 

pockets NOTE Euphemism. Kamquats (a kind of citrus 

fruit) and money pockets are gifts of the Chinese New 

Year festival and hence means auspicious omen. This 

phrase is used immedately after someone speaks 

something ill or bad in order to counteract the curse; 

not a superstition but a cynical reply nowadays. 

diu lay lo mo hail † fuck your mother's hole NOTE (adv.) 

+ fuck your mother's hole! "diu" means "to fuck", "lay" 

means "your", "lo mo" means "mother", "hail" means 

"pussy". 

diu lay lo mo hail † fuck your mother's hole NOTE (adv.) 

+ fuck your mother's hole! "diu" means "to fuck", "lay" 

means "your", "lo mo" means "mother", "hail" means 

"pussy". 

diu2 (v.t.) ‡ to fuck NOTE 1. To have sexual intercourse 

with; e.g. diu lei, fuck you; diu lei no mo, fuck your 

mother. 2. To mess up; e.g. diu gau kui, screw it up or 

fuck it. 

diu2 (exclam.) † Fuck! NOTE Lit., to express anger or 

disappointment when something is screwed up. 

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g 

gau1 (n. & adv.) † shlong, dong NOTE Same usage as 

leng2; slightly milder than leng2; cf. leng2 (n. & adv.); 

e.g. diu gau lei, fuck you. 

gwai2 (n. & adv.) n. foreigner; adv. strangely, exotically 

NOTE Lit., ghost. 1. n., used in the old days to demean 

foreigners who invaded China; now commonly used to 

indicate non-Chinese in a casual way and should not 

be regarded as a hostile racistic word; e.g. gwai mue, 

foreign girl. 2. adv., used to replace all the vulgar 

adverbs to make a friendly speech; e.g. Jo med gwai? 

What on earth are you doing (strangely)? 

h 

hai1 (n.) ‡ cunt, pussy NOTE Lit., equivalent to the 

female sexual organs; stronger and more offensive 

than the male counterpart; e.g. ju hai, pig pussy 

(which means a bitch); hai yeung, cunt face. 

hai1 (fem., adv.) ‡ in a fucking way NOTE Lit., with the 

same usage as leng2 but in a stronger sense; more 

commonly used in Canton; cf. leng2 (adv.); e.g. Yau 

mo gau hai cho? What the fucking hell? 

hem7 ga1 tsan2 (n. & exclam.) † n., a good-for-nothing 

person; exclam., damn! NOTE Lit., 'hem' means 

'overall' and 'ga' means 'family'; 'tsan' means 'to 

produce' or 'profits' but oppositely means 'to bust' or 

'shits'. To say a person being a 'hem ga tsan' means 

that he wastes (not necessarily a spendthrift) or 

screws the whole thing up and had better gone to eat 

shit. The exclamation is milder and can be either used 

to blame oneself or others. 

l 

leng2 (n.) ‡ prick, cock NOTE Lit., equivalent to the male 

sexual organ in a vulgar sense; not commonly used as 

a noun. 

leng2 (adv.) † in a fucking way NOTE Lit. most 

commonly used vulgar adverbs in Canton, Hong 

Kong; can be inserted in almost any phrase (even with 

several times) to strengthen its vulgar sense and 

fluent the speech; a very useful swear word; can also 

be replaced by hai1 in a stronger sense; e.g. diu leng 

lei, fuck you; gau leng cho, fucked up (or as an 

exclam.); tsi leng sin, fucking crazy; med leng yea, 

what the fuck. 

p 

pok1 gai1 (n. & v.i.) † n. asshole; v.i. to fall down on the 

street NOTE Lit., 'pok' means 'to fall or slip' and 'gai' 

means the 'street'. As a noun, 'pok gai' is used in an 

unfriendly way; as a verb, it is often used as a curse. 

s 

set9 tsi7 gei2 (v.i. & exclam.) † masturbate NOTE Lit., 

'set' means 'to eat' and 'tsi gei' means 'oneself'; to eat 

oneself means to have sex with oneself; a recent 

Hong Kong slang; often used when couples break 

apart. 

t 

tset ha tset ha stupid fool NOTE (adv.) + stupid fool! 'tset' 

is the penis. 'tset ha tset ha' is to describe a person 

who are very ugly that really looks like the Penis! 

When you say 'tset' in Cantonese it is close to the 

number'seven' .So people in Cantonese may also say 

'lay go yeun hol seven!' which means you are very 

ugly! you also looks like the penis! 

tset9 (n. & adv.) † penis, dick NOTE Same usage as 

leng2; slightly milder than leng2; cf. leng2; e.g. tsit 

tset, castrate. 

The Alternative Catalan Dictionary 

a 

abusananos (masc. noun) bully NOTE Literal translation: 

child abuser 

arrambada (fem. noun) Heavy petting. 

au va! come on. Are kidding? NOTE When you don not 

believe what a person is saying. 

balleruc (masc. noun) bump on the head. 

b 

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bandarra (noun) Bitch, slut NOTE It can be used as a 

masculine or as a feminine form. It many contexts it 

nowadays means "cheeky person": "En Carles és un 

bandarra, encara no m'ha tornat el disc que li vaig 

deixar", "Carles is a slut, he still hasn't returned the 

record I lent him". 

bandarra (noun) † ass hole NOTE This word is the most 

used word in Catalunya to tell someone Asshole. 

barbamec (masc. noun) a boy still without facial growth 

barrinar (verb) fuck (verb) NOTE . You say it is slang 

from Mallorca. I am from Barcelona and I've never 

heard this word used in this sense. On the contrary, 

I've heard my parents (respectable elderly peole, no 

dirty slang) say on many occassions "Que barrines?" 

in the sense of "what are you thinking about ?" or 

"what are you up to?". This meaning comes also as 

the second exception in the Diccionari de la LLengua 

Catalana (Encliclopèdia Catalana). It really has sense 

that in Mallorca the word is used as a slang for "fuck" 

since the literal translation of the word is "to drill". 

Good work !!! 

barrinar (intr. verb) † to fuck NOTE Common usage in 

the Mallorca island and Minorca 

Barrinar (verb) † to fuck NOTE it used mainly in the 

Menorca island. 

biruhi (noun) cold 

bollera (fem. noun) † lesbian 

bollicao (fem.) girl aged 14 to 17 with big tits and little 

brain 

c 

cagadubtes (masc. noun) someone who's hesitant or 

irresolute NOTE Literal translation: "shit-doubts" 

caganer (masc. noun) brat NOTE Literal translation: 

shitter 

cagant llets to do something very fast NOTE Lit:"shitting 

milks".ex:"va vindre cagant llets" (he came very fast) 

cagueta / cagacalces (fem. nouns) coward 

calvo (masc. noun) Bald, not bold NOTE The word calvo, 

which you use in the entries Cinc contra el calvo and 

Els cincs fantastics i is not correct Catalan. The word 

Bald in Catalan is Calb. Calvo is probably a borrowing 

from what the Catalans call Castillian and we call 

Spanish. Such borrowings occur in Catalan but they 

are to be avoided when there is a Catalan word. There 

are a number of words for Bold in Catalan (e.g., 

Valent, arriscat, temerari) but Calb (Calvo) is not one 

of them. 

cap-de-suro (masc. noun) dimwit 

capoll (masc. noun) † The glans NOTE The Spanish 

word "capullo" is also used in Catalan, but in this case 

it can also mean "dickhead". 

caracollons † Bollock face NOTE Despective word used 

to call attention from someone. 'Hi caracollons, come 

here!' 

cardar (intr. verb) † to fuck 

carro (masc.) car 

cascar-se-la † to masturbate 

cinc contra el calvo masturbation NOTE Lit. "five against 

the bold" 

class (verb) † Copulate NOTE Example: El que més li 

agrada es xingar. Translation: What he likes the most 

is to copulate. 

coco (noun masc. sg.) head // intelligent person NOTE 

En Txuli es un coco: Txuli is a very brainy guy//See 

also "tarro" 

collons (masc. noun; sing: "colló") testicles NOTE It can 

also be used as an interjection to express surprise, 

admiration, disappointment, etc.: are really versatile 

word. As opposed to Italian, it is not used as an insult. 

Collons de deu Testicles of God NOTE Phrase is mostly 

used in the Mallorquin slang. 

consolador (masc. noun) † Dildo NOTE Its literal 

meaning is "consoler", probably because it is 

supposedly used by dissatisfied women. 

cony (masc. noun) female genitals NOTE It is also used 

as an interjection. Not used, however, as an insult 

(like French "con" or English "cunt"). 

cul (masc. noun) ass NOTE The anus or asshole is 

referred to as "el forat del cul" (literally, asshole). 

currar (verb) to work 

curt-de-gambals (masc. noun) dull-witted / dense 

d 

donar pel cul (intr. verb) † to bugger NOTE It can also be 

used in the sense of "bugger off" or "fuck off": "que et 

donin pel cul". 

donar pel sac (intr. verb) to bugger NOTE See "donar pel 

cul". 

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e 

El cony de ta mare ‡ The cunn of your mother NOTE 

Like an insult to get to hate person. For example: 

"Ves-ten al cony de ta mare, malparit!" 

els cinc fantastics i el germa calvo masturbation 

els collóns d'en Wamba † nay. 

Em cago en la figa d'en Catà † I shit on the 

Catà's fig NOTE Without an special meaning.It's 

an expresion used to let the other peole know that you 

are REALLY angry. Commonly used by some 

basketball coaches. 

enganxar un cego (verb) to get drunk NOTE Lit:"to stick 

a blindman" example:"L'Steve Wonder va enganxar 

un cego que encara li dura" (Steve Wonder got drunk 

and he still is) 

escalfabraguetes (noun) Person (male or female) who 

excites men but is not prepared to have intercourse 

NOTE It literally means "crotch-heater". 

escalfapolles ‡ cockteaser 

escórrer-se (intr. verb) ‡ to ejaculate, to cum" NOTE Also 

spelt as "escorre's". -- "Anit vaig lligar-me un tio al 

quarto fosc del Martin's i ens vam escórrer tots dos": 

"Last night I pick this guy up at the darkroom at 

Martin's and we both came". 

espantacriatures (masc. noun) sameone with ferocious 

appearance, but inoffensive. 

et faré passar pel simaler (male noun) ‡ i'm gonna put 

my dick into your mouth and into your cunt NOTE it's an 

awfully hard expression. Ex.: et faré passar pel 

simaler, mala puta¡ 

f 

farranaco (masc. noun) ‡ vagina: "Venus Triangle" 

NOTE Pronounced [pharnakoo].Used mainly in les 

Terres de Ponent ( Sunset Lands of Catalonia) often 

preceeded by the masculin article "lo" (used also 

almost exclusively in the same region). 

Example:"Deixa'm sobar-te lo farranaco, paia!" that 

means "Let me touch your cunt, honey". 

fato (adj.) stupid NOTE Used in the county of Pallars in 

the north west of Catalunya 

fer un riu (verb) to urinate NOTE "Vaig a fer un riu", 

means "I'm gonna go urinate" lit. means "I'm gonna go 

do a river" 

fer un solo de flauta To masturbate oneslf with great 

dosis of art NOTE It is used when somebody 

masturbates herself/himself a lot 

fer-se la mà (trans. verb) † to masturbate NOTE Used 

only in Valencian dialect. 

figa (fem. noun) † pussy 

figa-flor (fem. noun) frail 

fill de puta son of a bitch NOTE See "puta". 

fill de verra (noun, masc) † literrally "son of a pig" NOTE 

It has more or less the same value that "fill de puta" 







fogó † Passive homosexual NOTE Word used, 

preferently, in Sueca (Ribera Baixa) to designate 

those men who like to take by the asshole. 'Hi, fogó' 

means in Sueca 'Have a nice day guy'. 

follador fucker NOTE The persons who fucks has this 

name. You can see "follar as a verb(it is the action) 

follar (intr. verb) † to fuck NOTE Can also be used as a 

pronominal verb: "follar-se algú", to fuck someone. 

fotre (transitive verb) to do, to put, to cheat, to eat, to 

grow, to annoy, to steal, to throw, etc. (literally: to 

fuck) NOTE It's a very useful werb because it means a 

lot of different things. It's a word of very common 

usage: it may be used everywhere and its meaning is 

deduced from the context. It's like * of MS-DOS. Some 

samples in a single dialogue: -I els conills? -Fotuts, 

noi, no se'm foten. Què els fots als teus? -Pastanaga - 

I s'ho foten? -I tant -No fotis! (-What about your 

rabbits? -Bad, man, they doesn't grow. What do you 

give them? -Carrots -Do they eat this? - Oh yes! -It's 

exciting!) 

francès (masc. noun) † blow-job NOTE "Fer un francès": 

to give a blow-job. 

frontó † Pelota court, pediment NOTE Very popular sport 

played by couples in Spain. Female anatomic part 

located between the asshole and the female genitals, 

in which the balls bounces repeatly during a variable 

time. 'Although the light was broken, last night we 

were playing frontó' 

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furnicar † to fuck 

g 

gallumbos underpants NOTE example;"en Pere de la 

Cullera va anar a buscar bolets i enmig de la carretera 

li van caure els gallumbos"(Peter of the Spoon went to 

collect mushrooms, and walking down the road his 

underpants fell) 

gallumbos underpants 

gamarus (adjective) Silly, Stupid, people of the other 

side of the Ebro river NOTE Applied to some people 

who are gamarussos 

gentussa (fem. noun) mob / riffraff 

gilipolles asshole NOTE This word is similar to "fuker". In 

catalan there are other words with the same meaning 

as "Desgraciat","cabró" or "mamó". 

grenyes (noun fem. pl.) long hair NOTE It has the same 

meaning as "txolles"(see below). "Grenyes" use to be 

very used, but now many people prefer the newer 

word "txolles". The real word for "long hair" (cabells 

llargs) is not used at all by people between 15 and 30. 

guarra † Female expert in Kamasutra 

guiri foreigner NOTE masc.sg. 

h 

hamba 1:girl 2:girlfrend NOTE para bailar la hamba se 

necesita una poca de gracia 

hambo (noun masc) 1:boy 2:boyfrend NOTE example:"el 

hambo de la Maria passa maria"(Mary's boyfrend sells 

herb) 

hinyar (verb) 1: to defecate. 2: to be very afraid NOTE 

example of 2:"en Joan esta hinyat amb l'examen de 

quimica"("Johny is very afraid to fail his chemistry 

exam") 

Hugo Sanchez ‡ Hugo Sanchez NOTE When somebody 

tells you H.S. is like Mother Fucker. Hugo Sanchez 

was a Real Madrid player for many years and it was a 

total ASSHOLE. 

Jo et flic jo et floc, ni tu ni jo tampoc (expression) 

Neither me nor you. NOTE It said when two people 

could not get something. 

j 

jo et flic, jo et floc ni tu ni jo tampoc (expression) neither 

you nor me. NOTE When something could not be done. 

It is like to say: we missed! 

lacasito (noun sg.fem. and masc.) Boy or girl aged 2 to 

4 NOTE Specially used when they wear very coloured 

coats (bright yellow or red) and they walk penduling 

theyr body in each pace (left right, left right,..) 

llargar (verb) to leave a place NOTE "va llargar cagant 

llets"(he left shitting milks) 

llepar (trans. v.) † To lick (a dick), to suck cock. NOTE 

The English equivalent of "suck that dick!" would be 

"llepa-me-la!" 

Llepís A "fellatio" well done 

llet (fem. noun) semen, cum NOTE It literally means 

'milk'; in some contexts it can also mean 'luck': 

"Collons, tio, quina llet!". 

lleterada (fem. noun) † ejaculation 

lletres (masc.sg.) book 

lligar to cruise, to pick (someone) up (intr. verb) NOTE 

Also used in pronominal form: "lligar-se algú", to pick 

someone up. 

Lluis Dick NOTE masc. sg. 

l 

m 

mal karma bad thing NOTE It is used when something 

dislikes somebody or when something goes 

wrong.Ethimology: is what Neil from The Young Ones 

use to say in the catalan translation of the series. 

malparit born badly NOTE Very used when people gets 

hungry whith others 

mamada (fem. noun) ‡ blow-job 

manola (fem. noun) masturbation NOTE Used in the 

phrase 

manola (fem. noun) masturbation NOTE Used in the 

phrase 

maria (noun) marihuana NOTE "Tens maria?" means 

"Do you have marihuana?" 

marieta (fem. noun) gay man 

maripili (fem. noun) gay male NOTE Used exclusively 

within the gay community; sounds rather campy. It has 

two possible uses: either as a proper name, addressing 

someone as "Maripili", or as a generic noun, to 

designate gay men who are not particularly butch (ex: 

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"una maripili", "has vist aquelles maripilis?". This term 

derives from the female name Maria del Pilar, 

nicknamed (in Spanish) Maripili. See also "maruja". 

maruja (fem. noun) housewife NOTE This is in fact a 

Spanish word, derived from the Galician nickname 

"Maruxa", i.e. María; accordingly the "j" is pronounced 

like in Spanish. Within the gay community it is used 

to refer to gay males who privilege domesticity, are 

not particularly trendy, and like to bitch. A suitable 

English equivalent would be Edna. 

merder (adj.) † great mess, confussion NOTE Quin 

merder! What a mess! 

mitja-merda (fem. noun) half shit 

mitja-nena (fem. noun) good for nothing NOTE Literal 

translation: half-girl 

mocador (noun masc.) flag, especially the Spanish flag 

NOTE Literally "handkerchief" 

n 

no em toquis els collons don't piss me off NOTE Literal 

translation: don't touch my bollocks. 

no em toquis els collons (expression) don not piss me 

off NOTE It is said when somebody keep you bothering 

for a long time. 

no em toquis els collons (expression) don not piss me 

off NOTE It is said when somebody keep you bothering 

for a long time. 

o 

orgia Everybody fuck !!!! 

orxegar (verb) vomit NOTE This type of vomiting is done 

after one has drunk too much in the county of Pallars 

in the north west of Catalunya. The closest english 

equivalent is to ride the porcelin bus. 

ous ballocks NOTE As you can see it has the same 

meaning as "collons". 

p 

pajarito (noun) penis (literrally: 'little bird') NOTE It's a 

Spanish word, but it's pronounce 'pajaritu'. 

palla (fem. noun) wank NOTE "Fer-se una palla": to 

masturbate. It can also be used in a figurative sense: 

"fer-se una palla mental", literally "to have a mental 

wank", i.e. to speculate excessively over rather 

irrelevant issues. 

pallús (masc. noun) fool 

parrús (masc.noun) † female genitals 

pastanaga (masc. noun) idiot 

pelar-se-la (trans. verb) † to masturbate, to wank NOTE 

In some dialects (Valencia) "pelar-se-la" means "to be 

absent from a class"; this can sometimes lead to 

funny misunderstandings. 

pelicar (verb) to speak, specially to speak a lot 

pet (noun & adj masc sg) 1:fart. 2:drunken person NOTE 

This is the most widespread, used and understood-byeveryone 

word for "fart". The second meaning is only 

knonw by the Catalan youth. There is a rock band 

from Constant&iacute (Catalonia) called Els Pets ("the 

farts" or "the drunken ones"). 

petardo (masc / noun) A little girl. 

petó negre (masc. noun) † rimming NOTE This term 

refers to mouth-to-anus sexual contact; it literally 

means "black kiss". 

piho/a (adj. & noun) People who like to ostentate 

money, and who speaks with a very distintive social 

dialect, easily identified by its particular voice tone 

NOTE example:"la Pili es una piha de merda" 

pilota (Fem./Name) Ball NOTE People who trie to be well 

seen by other people, like a teacher, the boss, etc. 

"En peret sempre fa la pilota als mestres" ---> "Peter i 

always making the ball to the teachers. 

piltra (fem) bed 

pinxo (masc. noun) show-off / cocky 

piu (masc. noun) Pennis NOTE In the popular valencian 

movie guide "Cartelera Turia", "El racó del piu" (Dick's 

corner), is the section devoted to XXX-rated movies. 

plogués tant que l'aigua arribés al cel i els peixos 

piquessin els collons de Sant Pere, pensant-se que 

són molles de pa. † It should rain so much that water 

reach the sky and fishes could bite Saint Peter's balls, 

thinking they are crumbles. NOTE Found in a sexual 

Catalan dictionary (by Vilà). It is considered as a bad 

phrase. 

pluja daurada (fem. noun) † watersports NOTE 

Designates the sexual practice in which one partner 

urinates on the other; it literally means "golden rain". 

poca-vergonya shameless 

pollós (masc. noun) lousy / dirty / wretched 

puta (fem. noun) whore, bitch 

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putot (masc. noun) † Big slut NOTE This word (which 

applies mostly to females) is formes by simply adding 

an augmentative masculine suffix to "puta". 

quarto fosc (masc. noun) darkroom NOTE Used in the 

gay scene. 

quina lleneguera! (expression) that sucks! NOTE It is 

said when something is boring. 

rasca (fem.) cold 

q 

r 

s 

sang a la figa i merda al cul (expression used in la 

Segarra) ‡ blood in the cunt and shit in the ass NOTE It 

is used when something it went wrong or when there 

is the chance that something is going to be wrong. 

sapastre (masc. noun) idiot / dope 

si ma mare fos Espanya jo seria un fill de puta 

(repulsive expression) if my mother were Spain I 

would be a son of the bitch NOTE That it means that 

the catalan people are not spanish. Catalonia is not 

Spain. 

sobar (verb) to sleep 

t 

tacos (masc.pl.) years (of age) 

tarro (noun) head NOTE In your HEAD they are fighting: 

estan lluitant al teu TARRO 

tenir els ulls a la brioxa (expression) to have the eyes 

out of the orbit NOTE it is used mainly in the Menorca 

island. 

torracollons † who which conversation don't contribute 

to arrive to good end a argumentation 

tòtil (masc. noun) stupid NOTE comes from the name of 

the amphibian Alytes obstetricans 

trempera (noun masc.) Erection NOTE A very well known 

La Trinca's song says ... "La trempera matinera no és 

trempera vertadera, és trempera de pixera." 

Translation "Wake-up erection is not a real erection 

but a urination one." 

tres quarts de pixa i no em bufa (expression) a quarter 

to taking a pee and no blowing (literally) NOTE It is said 

when somebody asks for time. It is way to joke. The 

sentence has no other purpose. 

trinxeraire (masc. noun) lout / tramp 

trio (masc. noun) threesome 

txamusca masc.sg. FIRE NOTE Specially used when 

askin for fire to somebody: "Tens txamusca?" literally 

"Do you have fire?" 

txinorri little, small 

txitxarrero (noun) to go to the gynecologist NOTE 

txitxarrero comes from txitxi that means female 

genitals 

txolles (noun fem pl) long hair NOTE Very widespread 

and used currently. It even appears in a song by te 

Catalna rock band Els Pets:"...i unes txolles que et 

tapaven les orelles..." ("...and a long hair that covered 

your ears...") 

v 

Ves a parir mones Fuck off NOTE Litteral translation: To 

go to breed monkeys 

ves-te'n a prendre pel cul (command!) ‡ fuck off NOTE 

Literal translation: go and take it up the arse. 

x 

xarnego (noun, adjective) immigrant NOTE It refers 

mainly to immigrants from Castilia, but it applies for 

people from Galicia and Andalusia. 

xarnego (noun, adjective) Castilian immigrant NOTE It 

refers mainly to immigrants from Castilia, but it applies 

for people from Galicia and Andalusia. 

xona (female noun) † female genitals 

xoroiar (verb) to spy NOTE mainly used in the Menorca 

island. The equivalnet in the insular catalan is: espiar. 

xufa Penis, dick NOTE Xufa (earth almond) is a small 

tubercle from Valencian Country. A popular cold drink 

of white colour, called 'orxata' (orgeat) is extracted 

from the xufa. 'Would you like to taste my orxata?' 

The Alternative Chinese Dictionary 

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bi1 (noun) ‡ vagina NOTE Cunt. Very commonly used 

yet very offensive. 

b 

c 

cao4 (verb) ‡ have intercourse with NOTE Equivalent of 

the English word Fuck:'Cao4 Ni3 Ma!' (Fuck your 

mother). It can also take an organ as the object:'Cao4 

Ni2 Ma Bi1!' (See Bi1.) This word only describes the 

action of a male. Its subject is usually Ì' and omitted. 

This is still the most offensive word in Chinese. It is, 

however, less offensive if used without an object. 

chou1 ni3 ma1 de bi1 ‡ Suck your mother's cunt NOTE 

Common in Taiwan, of unknown frequency in China. 

Not recommended if unarmed. 

diao3 † penis NOTE Dick. Could be used to prefix 

another nuon to form a compound noun:'Diao3 

Ren2'=asshole. 

gan4 fuck NOTE indicating a sexual intercourse 

d 

g 

gun3 dan4 ‡ to leave here quickly (saying by someone 

who is tired of another) NOTE verb 

h 

huai4 dan4 [noun] † villain, wastrel, possible criminal. 

NOTE literally: bad egg. 

hun2 dan4 [noun] † bastard, child of uncertain ancestry 

NOTE literally: mixed egg 

ji1 ba (noun) ‡ penis NOTE Cock. The most common 

term for penis. Often used as a pure expletive in 

sentence:'Che3 ji1 ba dan4'='Bullshit'. 

ji1ji1 ☺ penis NOTE Pee-pee or wee-wee. 

j 

n 

nu nu (3) Tits NOTE Pronounced "New New" A very cute 

way of saying breasts. 

w 

wan2ba1 dan4 ‡ "turtle-egg" something like a cuckhold. 

BAD. 

The Alternative Czech Dictionary 

buzerant (noun, masc.) † queer, faggot NOTE quite 

vulgar 

čurák dick 

čůrat, čurat (verb) ☺ to pee NOTE child language 

b 

c 

h 

honit ptáka (verb phrase) † masturbate (literally: chase 

the bird) NOTE c.f. honit si ocas 

honit si ocas (verb phrase) masturbate NOTE (hunt the 

tail) 

hovno (noun, neuter) shit, crap NOTE used as in English 

(bullshit, shit) 

chuj (noun, masc.) ‡ dick, cock, penis NOTE quite oldfashioned, 

but strong 

kakat (verb) ☺ to shit, poop NOTE child language 

k 

koule (noun, fem. pl.) balls, testicles NOTE verbatim: 

balls, very common usage 

kouřit ptáka (verb phrase) † do a blow job NOTE lit.: 

smoke a bird (cock) 

kunda (noun, fem.) † cunt NOTE self explanatory 

kurva (noun, fem.) † whore, slut NOTE used same as in 

English, but also as in English Fuck! if one screws up 

kurvit se (verb, reflex.) † to fuck around NOTE derived 

from kurva, whore. Used of person who sleeps with 

anyone, a slut 

m 

mastit lano (verb phrase) masturbate NOTE (grease the 

rope) 

mrdat (verb) to fuck 

mrdat (verb) ‡ to fuck NOTE 1. to have sexual 

intercourse; 2. not to give a damn (mrda'm na to: I 

don't give a damn) 

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n 

nadržený (adj.) horny NOTE The most common Czech 

word for "horny". Sometimes used also outside of 

erotic context, meaning that someone is really eager 

to do something, however it still remains a slang word 

with derogatory implications. 

odpanit (verb, trans.) to deflower NOTE lit.: deprive a 

person of virginy 

o 

p 

pasák (noun, masc.) † pimp NOTE Literal translation: 

"herdsman","shepherd" 

pero (noun, neuter) cock NOTE (feather) 

pícâ ‡ cunt 

prd (noun, masc.) † fart NOTE the very result of farting. 

Not like 'you old fart'. 

prdel (noun, fem.) arse, ass NOTE vyliz^ mne prdel - lick 

my ass; do prdele - shit, damn it 

pták (noun, masc.) cock NOTE (bird) 

r 

sra't (verb) to shit NOTE used also in Seru na to = lit. I 

shit on it, meaning I don't give a damn 

šoustat (verb) † to fuck NOTE stronger counterpart of 

sûkat 

šukat (verb) † to fuck NOTE weaker sounterpart of 

s^soustat 

s 

t 

teplous^ (noun, masc.) † gay (man) NOTE Noun derived 

from the adjective "teply'"; derogatory but continually 

losing its original,very negative, connotations. 

teply' (m.adj., used as m.noun) gay, queer, pantsy NOTE 

male homosexual 

vejce (plural) testicles NOTE (eggs) 

vykourît (verb) give a blow job NOTE (to smoke up) 

Vykur^ mi ho (vykursh mi ho) blow me 

zmrd (noun, musc.) ‡ asshole (person) NOTE derived 

from the verb mrdat; insult of a male only 

v 

z 

rychlovka (noun, fem.) quickie (to have quick sex) NOTE 

(a fast one) 

The Alternative Danish Dictionary 

d 

m 

dask (noun) cash, money NOTE like engl. 'desk' Det 

bliver 200 dask; onomatopoetic from the clapping of 

hands when handing money 

g 

girls ☺ NOTE female 

girls girls 

girls (noun) females (noun) NOTE Different sex 

girls (noun) females (noun) NOTE Different sex; Women; 

k 

malerhjerne (noun) painterbrain NOTE This word is used 

with a person that makes a seriously fuck-up 

nosserøv (noun, common gender) ‡ no english 

translation NOTE litt.transl.: balls-ass, i.e. person who 

constantly fucks everything up. 

knalde (verb) to fuck NOTE cognate with German 

talk a lot and really don`t have anything to say. 

"knallen." 

n 

s 

skvaddernosse (noun) talkative balls NOTE It is very 

difficult to translate.It is mostly used about people who 

The Alternative Dutch Dictionary 

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a 

aardappels afgieten, de to go for a pee NOTE It literally 

means "to shake the potatoes dry" and refers to a 

mans testicles. 

achter het raam zitten to work as a prostitute luring 

customers from behind an illuminated window NOTE 

This expression means literally "to sit behind the 

window". 

afberen † to masturbate NOTE This is a mix of two 

expressions "aftrekken" and "masturberen". 

aflebberen to kiss intensely in a public place NOTE 

Usually used reciprocally (elkaar aflebberen). Derived 

from "lebberen" which is a somewhat old-fashioned 

word meaning "to lick". 

afrossen to thrash NOTE Used when someone is giving 

a severe beating. Also "In elkaar slaan" meaning "To 

beat up". 

afrukken † to toss off NOTE This word is stronger than 

"aftrekken". The literal sense is "to tear away" or "to 

rip off". 

aftrekken to toss off NOTE The normal meaning is "to 

subtract" 

afwerkplaats A public place where street prostitutes 

have sex with their customers NOTE The word means 

literally "finishing place". It is usually a parking lot or a 

public park. In larger towns in the Netherlands the 

local council often semi-officially designate an area on 

the outskirts of the town or near an industrial area 

where this kind of business is tolerated. 

afzeiken put down NOTE To shit all over. "Ik voel me 

afgezeken" meaning "I feel shit on (lit. pissed on)". 

afzuigen to give a blow job NOTE The word is derived 

from "zuigen". The prefix "af" carries the idea of 

"taking something away" like the English "off". 

anderhalve man en een paardekop a very small 

audience NOTE This expression means literally "one 

man and a half and a horse head". It is used to 

express that a meeting or theatre performance is 

badly visited. 

Anita (noun, fem) A non-intellectual female person NOTE 

Pejorative use of the female first name once popular 

in Dutch working class. Often used in conjunction with 

its male equivalent 'Johny'. Example: "Moet je die 

Anita zien." 

asbak (noun, m.) ass man NOTE Literally, "ashtray". But, 

this an archaic slang term (particularly in Zeeland) 

from World War II, when "as" was rendered as "ass" 

and "bak" as "back" or (in Dutch) "reet", hence "ass 

man". 

aso An anti-social person NOTE A abbreviation of 

"asociaal" (anti-social). 

b 

bagger schijten † to be very afraid NOTE The literal 

meaning is "to shit mud." 

balen to be fed up with one's designated task or more 

generally with the current situation NOTE This word 

was originally used by conscripts in the Dutch army, 

then it became popular with school-children and now it 

is generally used. "baal" means "bale" or "bag"; 

perhaps it is a reference to the work of carrying bales? 

bedonderen to deceive NOTE Derived from donderen (to 

thunder) because of negative associations. 

befborstel, de (noun) moustache NOTE refers to the use 

of a moustache in stimulating the clitoris 

beffen to stimulate the clitoris with the tongue 

bekken to French-kiss 

belazeren to deceive 

besodemieterd zijn † to be out of one's mind NOTE This 

expression means literally "to be deceived" (see 

"besodemieteren") but has shifted in meaning. 

besodemieteren † to deceive NOTE This word is 

evidently derived from "Sodom" which stands for 

corruption in Christian/Hebrew tradition. 

beurt † A fuck NOTE Literal meaning is "turn" or "turn 

out". Usually used in the expression "een beurt geven" 

(to fuck). 

boemelen to go out boozing NOTE Also "Aan de boemel 

zijn" "To be out boozing". 

boerelul † an asshole NOTE Literal translation is 

"farmer's prick" 

boerenpummel, de † a boor, an uncivilized peasant 

NOTE A combination of "boer" (farmer) and "pummel" 

(boor). The word "boer" (from which the English "boor" 

was derived) is used to build a number of Dutch words 

with a negative connotation. 

Bokkelul † Insult: jack ass, scum bucket 

botergeil † very horny, very lewd NOTE This word means 

literally "butter-lewd" and is only used for women. A 

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tentative explanation is that butter (being rather 

slippery) is associated with the vagina of a sexually 

aroused woman. 

broekhoesten to fart NOTE Litterally translated "to cough 

in your pants" 

broekhoesten to fart 

brugpieper, de a pupil in the lowest class of a lyceum 

NOTE The word is used by pupils in the higher classes. 

It is a composition of "brugklas" (bridge-class; the first 

class being a "bridge" to different types of secondary 

education) and "pieper" (pipit, young chicken). 

buffelen wolf down/gobble, stuff someones face 

buffelen to work very hard NOTE Apparently this word is 

derived from "buffel" (buffalo), referring to the 

domesticated buffaloes that plough rice-fields. 

buiten de pot piesen † to commit adultery NOTE The 

literal meaning is "to piss outside the pot" and it 

obviously can only be applied to men. 

d 

Da's kloten van de bok † That's very bad, rotten NOTE 

The literary meaning is "That's testicles of the goat" 

de ballen † Goodbye! So long! See you! NOTE The literal 

meaning is "the balls". Maybe a reference to the 

testicles as a precious part of the male anatomy and 

thus meaning something like "be careful! (with your 

balls)" 

de hoer spelen to work as a prostitute NOTE Literal 

translation is "to play the whore". So actually a 

euphemism for "to be a whore". 

de hond uitlaten to have a piss NOTE The literal meaning 

is "to let the dog out". 

de koffer induiken (met iemand) to have a roll in the hay 

(with someone) NOTE It literally means "To jump in the 

suitcase (with someone)" 

de pijp aan Maarten geven to die NOTE The literal 

meaning of this expression is "to give the pipe to 

Maarten". Perhaps "Maarten" is "Sint Maarten" (Saint 

Martin) but this does not explain much about the origin 

of the expression. 

de pijp uitgaan † to die NOTE This expression means 

literally "to go out of the pipe". Perhaps the original 

expression was "De pijp gaat uit" (The pipe stops 

burning) or maybe there is some comparison of the 

soul leaving the body with smoke rising from a pipe? It 

may be interesting to note that there is another 

expression with the same meaning that also involves 

a pipe (see: "de pijp aan Maarten geven). 

del, de a slut 

dit is zware space, heftige bass This music sounds 

really great! NOTE When you hear someting really 

great, you say ~. Can also be used for other topics 

than music, meaning in general "this is really nice". 

dombo dumbo, idiot 

draaikont, de an opportunist, someone who changes his 

opinions according to the circumstances. NOTE The 

literal meaning is "turning-bottom". 

driehoog achter wonen to be badly housed NOTE Used 

to describe that someone lives in a shabby place. 

Litererally it means "To live on the third floor's backroom". 

drol, de ☺ a piece of human excrement NOTE The 

original meaning was "something with a round shape" 

and with a considerable shift in meaning it seems to 

have entered the English language as "droll" with the 

meaning "amusingly odd". 

drooggeiler Someone who visits a red light district and 

just looks at the prostitutes to get excited after which 

he returns home to masturbate or have sex with his 

own wife. NOTE A combination of "droog" (dry) and 

"geil" (horny). 

droogkloot Someone lacking a sense of humour. NOTE 

Literal meaning is "dry testicle." 

Dutch krijg de keleren NOTE lit: catch cholera! an 

Amsterdam phrase. 

e 

een beurt geven † To fuck NOTE Literal meaning is "to 

turn out, to clean thoroughly" (a room for example). 

een nummertje maken to fuck, to copulate 

een wip maken to fuck, to copulate 

Eikel † Dickhead NOTE Literally meaning dickhead, very 

often used 

engerd geek 

flamoes cunt, pussy 

flikken to do NOTE "Hoe heb je dat geflikt?" meaning 

"How did you manage to do that?" 

f 

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flikken to do NOTE "Godverdomme, Willem, wat je me 

nou toch flikt!" meaning "Goddamn, Willem, I don't like 

what you did to me now" 

flikker A homosexual NOTE Although used by some 

homosexuals themselves in the Netherlands the word 

is not quite acceptable in some circles. 

g 

gadverdamme † bah NOTE This is evidently a corruption 

of "godverdomme" but is less strong. It is used for 

rather disgusting experiences like stepping in a heap 

of dogshit. 

galbak whiner NOTE "Willem is een galbak" meaning 

"Willem is always complaining" 

gat ☺ anus, bottom NOTE Child language. Literal 

meaning is "hole". 

gedoogzone an area where otherwise illegal activities 

are tolerated by the authorities NOTE The literal 

meaning is "tolerating zone" The illegal activities 

usually involve drugs and street prostitution. 

geilneef (male) † a man who is always horny NOTE 

literally : horny cousin 

gesodemieter † trouble (with somebody) NOTE The 

etymology is the same as for "besodemieteren" 

godverdomme ‡ God damn it NOTE Strongest curse in 

Dutch 

graftak (noun, de-word) bore NOTE Literally a 

gras maaien † moeder de vrouw "een beurt geven" 

gratenkut, de (noun) ‡ a slut NOTE Literally: "fish-bone 

pussy". Very offensive. 

greppeldel a slut NOTE Literally "The ditchbitch". Easy to 

get girl. 

griet girl NOTE Very commonly used for girls, not 

necessarily pejorative. 

h 

hoempert harde kak NOTE voor het eerst gebruikt door 

Wim van Nijssel in Scheepskamelen 

hoer † whore NOTE Can be made stronger by adding all 

kinds of deseases: "Vuile kanker-/tyfus-/tering-hoer!" 

meaning literally "Dirty cancer/typhoid/tuberculosis 

whore!" 

hoerenbuurt red light district NOTE In Amsterdam also 

known as 'de Walletjes' 

hoerenloper whore-hopper NOTE Someone who often 

goes and has sex with a whore. It literally means 

"Whore-walker". 

hoerig † slutty NOTE See also 'sletterig'. 

hol an arse, an anus NOTE The literal meaning is "hole". 

hufter (noun, m.) cad NOTE Etymology obscure, possibly 

an archaic form of "ripoff artist". Often used 

contiguously with "poen". 

huisdealer a drugdealer who is connected to a certain 

establishment (usually a coffee-shop) NOTE In larger 

Dutch towns a "huisdealer" sometimes is tolerated by 

the local authorities as long as he does not sell hard 

drugs. 

j 

Je kunt/kan m'n rug op † No way! That's out of the 

question! NOTE This expression means literally "You 

can climb on my back!" (Implying probably"you can 

fuck me but I won't do what you want from me") 

Johny (noun, male) A non-intellectual male person NOTE 

Pejorative use of the male first name once popular in 

Dutch working class. Also 'Johnny' or 'Sjonnie'. Often 

used in conjunction with its female equivalent 'Anita'. 

Example: "Elke Johny rijdt een Opel Manta." 

k 

kanen † to eat NOTE This word belongs to the slang of 

the city of The Hague. 

kettingzeug, de (noun) † a slut NOTE Literally: "a chain 

sow (female pig)" 

klaarkomen to come, to have an orgasm NOTE The 

normal meaning is "to finish, to get ready". 

klerebeer naughty little bastard NOTE Literal translation: 

cholera bear. Probably belongs to the slang of the city 

of The Hague. 

klojo † bastard, son of a bitch NOTE A corruption of 

"klootzak" 

klooien To bungle NOTE Derived from "kloten"? 

klootjesvolk † Middle-class people NOTE Literal meaning 

is "people with tiny testicles". 

klootoog dickhead NOTE Literally meaning "Testicle 

eye". 

klootzak † son of a bitch NOTE Literal meaning is 

"testicles" 

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kloten † rotten, extremely bad NOTE Original meaning is 

"testicles". Used as a predicate adjective. 

knor someone who gets everything wrong, always says 

the wrong things at the wrong moments, and is 

therefore considered a social failure NOTE This word is 

widely used in student communities, and is known to 

all former students as well. Example: 'John is een 

suffe knor!' means as much as 'John is a boring, 

uninteresting asshole'. 

kont, de a bottom, an arse NOTE This word is 

etymologically related to the English word "cunt". The 

original meaning of both words is obviously "hole". 

kontneuken † anal sex, having anal sex, arse fucking 

NOTE This word is a composition of "kont" (bottom, 

arse) and "neuken" (fucking). It is only used as a noun 

or as an verb in the infinitive." 

krentekakker cheapskate (noun, m.) NOTE Literally, a 

"raisin-shitter", from the universal association of 

constipation with niggardliness. 

kut † cunt, pussy NOTE Also used as an interjection like 

English "shit". 

kuttelikkertje † a small dog for ladies NOTE literally : 

small pussy licker 

kwakkie, het † cum, sperm NOTE This word is a 

colloquial diminutive of "kwak" (blob) and is 

consequently used for a small amount of sperm. 

liefdesgrot pussy NOTE A poetic way of saying pussy. 

Literal translation is "Cave of love". 

lul † idiot, moron, bastard 

lul † cock, prick 

lul-de-behanger † an idiot, a clumsy person NOTE The 

literary meaning is "prick the paper-hanger" The word 

"lul" can be used for a moron so maybe the person 

indicated with tis expression was compared with a 

very unskilled paper-hanger? 

lulhannes clumsy person NOTE See also lummel/lul-debehanger 

lummel † clodhopper, gawk 

l 

m 

mafketel weirdo NOTE ALso "Mafkees" where "Kees" is 

a traditional Dutch male name. Mafketel literally 

means "Weird pot". 

matennaaier, de someone who lacks "good-fellowship" 

at work NOTE The literal meaning is "mates-fucker". It 

is for instance used for a worker who reports small 

thefts or illicit absence of his co-workers to the boss. 

matje, het (noun) long hair in the neck NOTE Hairstyle 

worn by male members of the lowest social class. 

Also used for indicating a male person of that class. 

Literal: "a carpet". 

mof german NOTE Used to describe Germans during 

and after WWII. To make it a bit worse you could say 

"(Vuile) Rotmof" which uses "Rot" ("Rotten") as a 

preposition, "Vuile" means "Dirty". 

muts, de girl NOTE Mostly used for girls over 16. 

muts, de girl NOTE Mostly used for girl over 16 

n 

naaien † to fuck, to copulate NOTE The original meaning 

is "to sew" and it is still commonly used in this sense. 

neuken † to fuck, to copulate 

neukstier (noun) † stupid stud bull NOTE Indicates a 

male with brawn but no brain. From "neuken", 

meaning "to fuck", and "stier", meaning "bull". A 

(possibly archaic) derogatory term for a male 

chauvinist pig. 

nicht a queer. (Amsterdam slang.) NOTE I do not know 

the origin of this slang word, although it's frequently 

used. 

o 

oetlul idiot, moron. NOTE A stronger version than just 

plain "Lul". More colorful. 

op z'n hondjes doggy-style NOTE An adverbial 

expression used in connection with a certain sexual 

position (the way dogs do it). 

op z'n sodemieter geven † to scold NOTE The etymology 

is the same as for "besodemieteren". 

opgeilen † To arouse sexually (intentionally) NOTE A 

combination from "op" (up) and "geil" (horny). 

opkankeren † fuck off NOTE Same as 'oprotten'. Lit. "To 

cancer off" 

oprotten † fuck off NOTE Used very commonly: "Ach 

man, rot toch op" meaning "Come on man, 

push/sod/fuck off" 

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opsodemieteren † to go away (usually used in the 

imperative) NOTE The etymology is the same as for 

"besodemieteren" 

opzouten † fuck off NOTE Used by people who don't like 

to use 'oprotten'. Meaning is about the same, lit. "To 

salt off" 

ouwe rukker † son of a bitch (used affectionately 

though) NOTE Although the literal meaning of this 

expression is something like "old masturbator" (see: 

afrukken) it is not uncommonly used by men to greet 

for instance an old school pal they have not seen for a 

long time. E.g.: "Hé, Jan, ouwe rukker! Hoe gaat 

ermee?" (Hey, Jan, how are you?) 

ouwehoer † someone who likes to talk a lot about 

unimportant matters NOTE This word means literally 

"old whore" but it is applied to men! See the verb 

"ouwehoeren" for the possible etymology. 

ouwehoeren † to talk a long time about trivial matters. 

NOTE This word is derived from "ouwe hoer" (old 

whore). Apparently older prostitutes are supposed to 

spend more time with chatting than actual sexual 

intercourse! 

p 

paal hard-on NOTE "Paal" literally means "Pole". 

Paardelul † jerk, asshole NOTE Literally meaning horsepenis 

palen to fuck NOTE It literally means "to pole" and refers 

to driving/ramming piles as in terms of contruction. 

palen 1:to row fast, 2:to get laid NOTE This word comes 

from the rowing world, where it is used in the first 

meaning. In other environments the second meaning 

is more common. 

penoze, de pimps NOTE A collective noun to denote 

souteneurs. 

piesen ☺ to pee NOTE This word is related to "pissen" 

which has the same meaning but sounds ruder. 

pijpbekkie, het ‡ a nice mouth for a blowjob NOTE Used 

in a pejorative way against women. 

pijpen † to give a blowjob NOTE Used commonly, "Die 

muts kan me toch lekker pijpen!" meaning "That babe 

gives great head!" 

pik † cock, prick 

pleurislaaier a jerk. Lit. a spreader of pleurisy NOTE A 

spreader of pleurisy was not very popular -- hence this 

insult. 

poep ☺ shit NOTE Used for describing dog-shit 

"Hondepoep" or used by small children. 

poepen ☺ to shit NOTE See "Poep" 

poot † a male homosexual NOTE Generally accepted in 

gay circles. Apparently related to "pot" (female 

homosexual) but of unknown origin. The normal 

meaning of the word is "paw" but the relation is 

obscure. 

portiekslet (noun, female) ‡ bitch, slut NOTE literally : 

porch slut 

pot † a female homosexual, a lesbian NOTE Generally 

accepted in gay circles. Apparently related to "poot" 

(male homosexual) but of unknown origin. The normal 

meaning is "pot" or "jar" but the relation is obscure. 

potverdorie Gosh NOTE This seems to be a corruption of 

"godverdomme". It is a very mild curse used by those 

who cannot or dare not use the "g.v.d." word. 

publiciteitsgeil Extremely keen on publicity. NOTE Mostly 

applied to politicians and artists. The literal meaning is 

"publicity-horny". 

raaskallen rave, talk gibberish NOTE Used very 

commonly: "Ach man, raaskal toch niet" translated by 

"Oh man, stop talking through your hat" 

reet ass NOTE Can be used very commonly: "Het can 

me geen reet schelen!" translated by "I don't give a 

fuck!" 

reet trappen, voor zijn to kick someones ass NOTE This 

expression is generated by direct translation from 

English, something that is done by certain Dutch rapbands, 

such as the Osdorp posse. Still, it can very 

well be used. 

reetridder (noun, male) † ass fucker, gay, homosexual 

NOTE literally : ass knight 

remsporen, de † Skid marks (shit in underwear or on 

toilet) 

remsporen, de † brown stains in underpants NOTE The 

literal meaning is "braking tracks" implying that 

someone did not quite succeed in controlling his 

bowels before a toilet could be reached. 

reutelen to fart 

r 

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rothoer † whore NOTE "Hansje is een vuile rothoer" 

meaning "Hansje is a (rotten) whore" 

rotzak † bastard NOTE "Willem, vuile rotzak!" meaning 

"Willem, you dirty bastard!" Lit. "Rotten bag" 

rukhond † masturbator. (Lit. a masturbating dog.) NOTE 

Insult. Usage: 'Vuile rukhond' -- dirty jerkoff. 

rukken (verb) to masturbate NOTE Fairly common slang. 

Literally: "to jerk". 

s 

schatje babe 

schijt{en} (noun {verb}) † (to) shit NOTE Used as the 

english equivalents. As an interjection "shit" has 

become more important than "schijt". Also the german 

"scheisse" can be used as such. "In z'n broek schijten" 

(to shit in his pants) means to be afraid and therefore 

"de schijterd" is the someone who is easily afraid. 

schoft † bastard NOTE "Willem, is een schoft van een 

gozer" meaning "Willem, is a real bastard" 

schuinsmarcheerder † rake NOTE "Willem is een echte 

schuinsmarcheerder" meaning "Willem is a real rake" 

shit shit NOTE Borrowed from English and only used as 

an interjection. 

slempen to drink, carouse 

slet, de a slut 

sletterig slettish, slettishly 

slik mijn zaad † Swallow my sperm NOTE often used by 

students when a jerk is talking to you 

snol, de † a slut 

spuiten to ejaculate NOTE It literally means "to squirt off" 

and is probably derived from the German "abspritzen" 

standje Any position for sexual intercourse other than 

the "missionary position" NOTE When not used in 

connection with having sex, this word has the entirely 

separate meaning of "scolding". 

standje-69, het a sexual position where each partner 

stimulates the sexual organs of the other with his or 

her mouth. NOTE "Standje 69" (69 = negenenzestig) is 

obviously named after the resemblance of the 

participants with a 6 and 9 lying on top of each other. 

It is probably a literal translation of the equivalent 

French expression. 

stoephoer † bitch, slut NOTE Literally 'Pavement whore' 

stootje An attractive girl for fucking NOTE Derived from 

the word push. Used as in 'Een lekker stootje .." -- a 

hot chick. 

stront, de † shit, excrement 

sufferd, de † dope, a NOTE "Willem, jij sufferd!" meaning 

"Willem, you dope!" 

t 

tapijtnek † house-fan NOTE Literally 'Carpet-neck' 

referring to the hairstyle of house-fans. Mainly found in 

The Hague. 

teef, de † bitch 

temeier (noun, female) whore, prostitute NOTE 

corruption of "een tweede meier", which literally is 

"half a meier"; 50 guilders, the usual price for a 

prostitute's service. 

teringlijer (noun, male) † jerk, asshole NOTE Literally : 

somebody who is suffering from "tering", which is how 

they used to call cancer. 

toeter a hand-rolled cigarette NOTE Also used as a 

name for a joint. "Toeter" literally means horn and 

refers to the shape of the cigarette. 

tongzoen, de a French kiss NOTE This word means 

simply "tongue-kiss". 

triootje, het a trio (for having sex) NOTE This word is a 

diminutive form of "trio". 

trottoir prostituée † slut NOTE Literally 'Pavement whore', 

see also 'stoephoer' 

trottoirteef (noun, female) ‡ bitch, hooker NOTE literally : 

pavement bitch 

u 

Utrecht Stad van je leven NOTE Utrecht, stadsie woar... 

v 

vergallen to spoil NOTE "Willem heeft het voor ons 

allemaal vergalt!" meaning "Willem has spoiled it for 

all of us!" 

verkloten † to fuck up NOTE "Willem heeft zijn examen 

verkloot" meaning "Willem has flunked his exam 

badly." 

verneuken to fuck up NOTE See also 'verkloten' 

viespeuk (noun, m.) foul-mouth (noun, m.) NOTE 

Literally, filthy little one. Used when children do or say 

something unacceptable. 

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vingeren to stimulate the clitoris with the fingers NOTE 

The meaning of this word used to be "to finger" but 

nowadays it not advisable to use it in this sense. 

vleesroos pussy NOTE Very metaphoric way of saying 

pussy. It literally means "Rose of flesh" 

voor Jan Lul † in vain, on a fool's errand NOTE A 

adverbial expression which literarily means "for Jan 

(John) Prick" 

voor Jan-met-de-korte-achternaam in vain, on a fool's 

errand NOTE A less rude deriviation of "voor Jan Lul" 

Its literal meaning is "for Jan with the short family 

name." 

w 

Watje † Softy, weak person, coward NOTE popular word 

used to express a lack of respect towards someone's 

cowardice attitude, lit. transl.: little part of cotton wool 

welzijnsmafia wellfare mafia NOTE Used to denote social 

workers, implying ineffectiveness, meddlesomeness, 

hazy jargon and other negative qualities imputed to 

this profession. 

wijf girl or babe literally a bitch NOTE Although literally it 

means bitch it's not that strong anymore 

wippen to fuck, to copulate 

Wuftje † not so very intelligent (mostly blond) girl, but 

not ugly NOTE it is a variation on the old dutch word 

'wuft' which indicates that a girl doesn't have a strong 

moral on sex 

z 

zaadje whimp NOTE It literally means "Little seed". 

zakkenwasser dope, moron NOTE Used very commonly 

to designate a person as being incompetent. It literally 

means "Bag-washer". 

zeiken † to piss, to urinate 

zeiken † to complain about trivial matters or things that 

cannot be changed 

zeiker Someone who complains about trivial matters of 

things that cannot be changed 

zo fijn als gemalen poppenstront very pious NOTE The 

literal meaning is "as fine as ground doll shit". It is 

used for people (especially protestants) who go to 

church each Sunday, pray before every meal, do not 

swear etc. This expression is slightly rude but is 

acceptable in non-religious circles. 

Zuigen suck NOTE is het bestrelen van een lollie met je 

tong 

zuiplap (noun, m.) boozer NOTE From the verp "zuipen", 

to drink to excess. 

The Alternative English Dictionary 

a 

arse bandit † HomoSexual NOTE John is an arse bandit 

Arsehole anus NOTE British equivalent of asshole 

arvo afternoon NOTE This word is used extensively in 

Australia and also in England in some places. 

ass buttocks NOTE Now acceptable term on US 

television. 'John has a big ass.' 

ass boy (noun) ‡ NOTE Derogatory term for male 

homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy." 

assfuck † asshole, shithead NOTE Adj; Said in place of 

saying no, or when someone says something stupid 

and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, 

assfuck. 

asshole † anus; detrimental person NOTE second 

meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that 

John is an asshole.' 

asswipe (compound noun) † toilet paper NOTE Not 

commonly used today. 

asswipe † Worthless piece of paper, like a parking 

ticket 

asswipe (compound noun) † human male NOTE Used 

detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to 

give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?' 

aunty (noun) likable older gay male, not necessarily 

effeminate 

ball (verb) to fornicate NOTE Popular term in the US 

during the 70s 

ball † testicle NOTE Usually used in the plural. Not 

considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of 

balls.' 

b 

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ball (noun) stupid or silly person NOTE Generally used in 

response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't 

be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something 

stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of 

another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a 

ball." This word comes from the reference to the 

testicle. 

baltic (adj.) cold NOTE mainly used in the phrase 'it's 

bloody baltic' 

bang (verb, transitive) † to fornicate NOTE Does not 

seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all 

night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.' 

basket (noun) The visible shape that the male genitals 

make in one's pants NOTE 'John has a big basket.' 

bastard (noun) † a despicable person, illegitamate male 

NOTE very common term, less offenssive today than a 

generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real 

bastard.' 

baths, the (noun, plural) gay steam bath NOTE common 

term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last 

night.' 

be on the rag (verb phrase) † have one's menstrual 

period NOTE stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.' 

bear (count noun) a hairy beefy gay male NOTE 'Both 

Mary and John like bears.' 

beast with two backs (noun) the form of a couple during 

intercourse NOTE Often used with "to make." John 

made the beast with two backs with Mary last night. 

beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive) † jack off 

(verb, trans. and intransitive) NOTE variation of jack off. 

Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.' 

beaver (noun, slang) † Vagina NOTE Usage: Sexual 

slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, 

love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of 

similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah 

beef (noun, noncount) well-built male NOTE used by 

both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 

'Mary gets turned on by beef.' 

beef curtains (noun) ‡ offensive term for the female 

genitals NOTE using this term to describe an induvidual 

girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of 

abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and 

not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the 

shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap 

around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as 

john hits the floor. 

bell end † tip of the penis NOTE enlish slang, can be 

used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words 

should be rung together, as if the second l was the 

beginging of end, 

berk an idiot (usually male) NOTE derived from rhyming 

slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would 

normally be pronounced, "BARKley" 

bi (adjective) bisexual NOTE abbreviated form of 

bisexual: 'John is bi.' 

biatch (noun) variant of bitch NOTE Can be used to refer 

to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What 

are you doing, biatch?" 

biffy (noun, count, definite) bathroom, restroom NOTE 

Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.' 

bitch an oppressive woman NOTE term has gained 

general acceptance in recent times; original terms 

refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a 

vicious bitch.' 

bloody hell (b&lUdI hell) oh my gosh NOTE english 

slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for 

accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed 

slower. 

blow job † fellatio NOTE Standard unacceptable term. 

'Mary gave John a good blow job.' 

blow your wad To spend all of your money NOTE John 

took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive 

meal. 

blow your wad † To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or 

excitement NOTE John blew his wad when he won the 

lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked. 

bob (noun) big ol bitch NOTE used to describe extremely 

obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob. 

boiler ugly woman NOTE That bird is a right boiler 

boink (verb, transitive) Have intercourse with. 'John 

likes to boink Mary.' NOTE current slang. 

bollocks , bollicks uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a 

load of bolicks 

boner (noun, count) † erection NOTE Term not heard 

much today: 'John had his first boner when he was 

ten.' 

boob breast (female) NOTE Relatively acceptable today. 

'Mary has big boobs.' 

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brown (verb) to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up 

in order to win a favor. NOTE First meaning 

uncommon; second meaning common in the military 

and other large organizational institutions. 

buddy (noun) pal, guy NOTE Very used in the States 

bugger (noun) One who copulates in the rectum. NOTE 

See 'buggery'. 

buggery (noun) The act of copulating in the rectum. 

NOTE A legal term in British and Canadian law. 

built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom) † well 

built physiologically NOTE 'John is built like a brick 

shithouse.' 

bull dyke (compound noun) † masculine lesbian NOTE 

synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used 

today. 

bum-bandit person (male) who bangs bums NOTE it 

should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this 

word could be used 

bunghole (noun) † anus NOTE very popular usage 

among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's 

Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh. 

buns (noun, plural) buttocks NOTE 'Mary likes John's 

buns.' 

bush boogie (noun) ‡ black person NOTE very 

derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their 

jungle origins. 

butch (adjective) masculine NOTE Term used may be 

used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or 

used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, 

and so is John.' 

c 

cacker (noun) someone who cacks NOTE Used as 

provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod 

off you cacker Rawhide" 

camel toes vagina NOTE a vagina as seen through a 

tight pair of jeans or pants.10 

can (noun) Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John 

passed out in the can.' NOTE Very commonly used. 

cancer stick (noun, count) † A cigarette NOTE John, if 

you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, 

they'll kill you. 

carpet muncher (noun) a person who performs 

cunninlingus 

cathouse (compound noun, count) whorehouse NOTE 

Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found 

out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the 

local cathouse." 

cherry (noun) hymen, state of being verginal NOTE 

standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary 

lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used 

for males who have had their first sexual experience: 

'John lost his cherry last night.' 

chicken underage male. NOTE Used in the gay world 

only. 

chicken hawk Gay male who likes underage males. 

NOTE Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 

'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a 

chicken hawk.' 

chicken queen † gay male who is attracted to underage 

males homosexuals NOTE Used somewhat 

derogatorily. 

chief (noun) a stupid person NOTE You're thick - i.e. 

'You're a chief' Not rude at all. 

choad (noun) † penis NOTE Popular high school word. 

Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, 

and only means stupid or dumb 

chocolate cha cha † Have anal intercourse NOTE John 

and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night. 

chode- OR -chode † dumb person; can be used alone 

OR as a prefix OR as a suffix NOTE e.g.: Shut up, 

chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode! 

choke the chicken (verb phrase) † to masturbate NOTE 

"Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy" 

chow box † Eat Pussy NOTE Can be used as a 

command 

Christacrutchian † An insult NOTE A bible thumping, 

back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a 

Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a 

Chian!!!! 

chubby chaser male who is attracted to fat 

homosexuals NOTE used humnorously. 'Mary thinks 

that John is a chubby chaser.' 

chuck to vomit NOTE "I'm going to chuck..." 

chuck throw NOTE "to throw a ball" 

circle jerk (compound noun, count) † An event where a 

group of males stand facing each other in a circle, 

each one masturbating. NOTE Not used in the straight 

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community much except by young adoleschents who 

are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part 

in a circle jerk every Saturday night.' 

clap, the (noun, singular) gonorrhea NOTE Common 

term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.' 

clipped circumcised 

clit ‡ clitoris NOTE abbreviated form of clitoris. This word 

should not be used in the presence of women except 

politically uncorrect ones. 

clit fight (verb) A sexual game between two women 

NOTE The sex fight game, played between two women 

who fuck each other with their clits. For more details 

about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter 

closet (noun, mass) Hiding ones gayness. NOTE Term 

originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to 

refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in 

the closet for a long time before he came out of the 

closet last year.' Term has since been extended to 

refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is 

unwilling to be open about. 

closet queen (compound noun, count) A person in the 

closet. NOTE Term used only in the gay community, 

not used much today. 'John was a closet queen 

before he came out.' 

cock ‡ penis NOTE This is one of the more common 

synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.' 

cock ring (noun, count) A piece of leather (usually) worn 

around the shank of the penis NOTE It purpose is to 

enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring 

and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the 

closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.' 

cocksmoker (noun) † A fellator NOTE Any male person. 

Canadian term. 

cocksucker (noun) ‡ A fellator; any male person. NOTE 

The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 

'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms 

back to John.' 

come (verb, intransitive) † ejaculate NOTE sometimes 

spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated 

like 'come': "John came this morning." 

come stain (noun) † Stain (usually found on 

sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. 

Someone who is a real jerk. NOTE "Did you get the 

come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain." 

Also may be spelled cum stain. 

coon (noun) † black person 

cornhole (verb, trans.) † to have anal intercourse with 

someone NOTE This terms seems to be passing into 

obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.' 

cotton picker (noun) ‡ black person NOTE Derogatory 

term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of 

slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in 

America. 

crabs body lice found in the pubic area NOTE Old term. 

'Mary found crabs in her pubes.' 

cracker (noun) white person NOTE A term used toward 

white people, although most Whites do not seem to be 

offended by this term. 

crap (verb, intrans.) defecate NOTE Like other similar 

neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour 

room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.' 

crap (verb, trans.) defecate NOTE Like other similar 

neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour 

room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of 

location: 'John crapped his pants.' 

crap (noun, mass) feces NOTE Common term, not 

offensive, but should not be used in parlour room 

conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!' 

crapper (noun, count) restroom, toilet NOTE Common 

term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour 

room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is 

sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized 

when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper. 

cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom) † to ejaculate in 

one's underwear (or pants) NOTE In addition to its 

obvious meaning term may also refer to someone 

getting very excited over something: 'John creamed 

his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James 

Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's 

restored '57 Chev.' 

cum (neutral, noun) † semen, ejaculate NOTE Possibly 

from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in 

the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); 

also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside 

Mary". 

cunt ‡ woman NOTE A very offensive word refering to a 

woman, stronger than 'bitch.' 

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cunt 

cunt ‡ vagina NOTE Considered more offensive than 

'fuck' today. 

curry queen † gay male who is attracted to East Indian 

homosexuals NOTE Used humnorously. Considered 

racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.' 

cut circumcised NOTE seems to be more British than 

American. See 'clipped.' 

cut (n) circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or 

the clitoris removed. NOTE Males were circumcised 

back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as a 

sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian 

civilizations were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of 

punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the 

woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable. 

d 

darky (noun) † black person NOTE This is used a lot by 

older white people when referring to any black person. 

It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very 

strong undertones. 

dick (noun, count) penis NOTE shouldn't be used in 

parlor room conversatin. 

dickwad (adjective) † someone who acts like a jerk. 

Asshole. NOTE "Eat me, you fucking dickwad" 

diddle (verb, transitive) to have intercourse with NOTE 

This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the 

intransitive use that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John 

diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.' 

diddle (verb, transitive) have intercourse with NOTE 

unoffenive slang term. 

diesel dyke (compound noun, count) † masculine 

lesbian NOTE Term used humorously but considered 

offensive by lesbians. 

dildo (noun, count) male person NOTE Detrimental term; 

implies the person is a loser. 

dildo (noun, count) fake penis NOTE Also the name of a 

town in Newfoundland. 

dingleberry † shit that dingles from the hairs 

surrounding one's asshole NOTE Not commonly 

known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry 

found in the Southeastern part of the U.S. 

dink † penis NOTE Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 

'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.' 

dipshit (noun) † any male person. NOTE Used as a 

derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'. 

Doesn't know shit from shinola † NOTE "Doesn't know 

nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference 

to a person, an idiot. Common expression in 

Southwestern U.S. A older and more completeversion 

is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they are 

both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark 

shoepolish. 

dong (noun) † penis NOTE Not as common as 'cock' or 

'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice 

who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be 

called 'Long Dong Daddy.' 

doo-doo (noun, mass) feces NOTE unoffensive term, 

originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the 

lawn.' 

dork (noun, count) penis 

dork (noun, count) male person NOTE derogatory term. 

drag (noun, mass) dress of the opposite sex. NOTE 

Term originated in gay community, is now widely used 

in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in 

drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag 

tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the 

show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and 

politically correct. 

drag queen (noun, count) A person who likes to dress 

up in feminine clothes NOTE Term refers to those who 

do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. 

Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of 

the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after 

the three drag queens left.' 

Dutch or Dutch Fuck † To fuck someone between the 

breasts NOTE I'd sure like to dutch fuck her. 

dyke (noun, count) † lesbian NOTE Term used amongst 

lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of 

the community. 

e 

eat shit (verb phrase, idiom) ‡ NOTE A derogatory 

expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the 

speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to 

eat shit.' 

eddress (noun) electronic address, e-mail address 

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f 

fag † homosexual male NOTE abbreviated form of 

'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot. 

fag hag (n.) a female who enjoys the company of gay 

men. NOTE Can be derogatory, as there is a 

stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who 

cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay 

men. 

fag stag (noun) heterosexual male who enjoys the 

company of homosexual males. NOTE Newly coined 

term. 

faggot † homosexual male NOTE used by gays to refer 

to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is 

considered derogatory. 

fairy homosexual male, especially effeminate NOTE 

literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the 

character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's 

Dream"; "He's a fairy." 

fart (verb, intransitive) † to pass wind, flatuate NOTE less 

offensive today than in the past. 

fart (noun) † The gas passed while farting. NOTE not 

very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?' 

fart along (verb, intrans.) † to do something very slowly, 

without conviction NOTE Lkke other terms using 'fart', 

this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along 

writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up 

traffic is just farting along.' 

fart around (verb, intransitive) † to spend time doing 

innocuous things or nothing at all NOTE hardly 

offensive today. 

felch ‡ sucking one's own semen from the anus of the 

most recent anal sex recipient NOTE yechhhhh 

feltch(ing,er) (noun,verb) ‡ A man who orgasms into 

another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has 

deposited NOTE Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to 

be your feltcher. James was feltching me something 

fierce last night. 

finger fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ to insert one's finger into 

a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation. NOTE Term 

can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: 

"John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician." 

fish (n) † Woman (women) NOTE Used by gay men in a 

derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive 

odor emitted by female genitalia 

fist fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ to insert a clenched fist into 

a rectum NOTE Not necessarily limited to the gay 

world. 

flange (noun, slang) † Vagina NOTE Usage: Sexual 

slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange 

Etymology: From engineering - flange, projecting or 

raised edge... used to make connection. 

flash your gash (phrase) ‡ Invitation for intercourse. 

NOTE Australian term. 

foursome (compound noun) four people involved in sex 

together NOTE Refers to any combination of gender. 

This construction is productive, though rare above 

four. 

french kiss (compound noun) to insert tongue into 

mouth while kissing NOTE Common term today. 'John 

likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.' 

french kiss (compound n.) the act of french kissing NOTE 

Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he 

gets from Bill and Mary.' 

french tickler (noun phrase, idiom) A condom with 

appendages on the end supposedly to give more 

sensation to the recipient. NOTE 'John screwed Mary 

with a french tickler.' 

fruit (noun, count) homosexual male NOTE term not used 

much today. 

fruit fly a woman who likes the company of male 

homosexuals NOTE An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used 

humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.' 

fuck (verb, intransitive) ‡ have intercourse NOTE See 

fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined 

subject: John and Mary are fucking. 

fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ to have intercourse with 

someone. NOTE This word was once considered the 

most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty 

years it has become more acceptable in various 

contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, 

in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can 

be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited 

cases. 

fuck (noun) ‡ the act of fucking' (roughly) NOTE 

Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck 

last night.' 

fuck (noun) ‡ (no meaning) NOTE Term can be used 

with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence 

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initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 

'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite 

article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!' 

fuck around (verb, intransitive) ‡ go away NOTE Used an 

expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, 

fuck around!" 

fuck around (verb, transitive) ‡ To be somehwt 

dishonest with someone. NOTE "John's fucking Mary 

around all the time." 

fuck around (verb, intransitive) ‡ do nothing imporant or 

nothing at all. NOTE "John's just fucking around today." 

fuck me harder (sentence, idiom) ‡ NOTE Expression in 

response to an unwanted and undesirable action done 

to the speaker. 

fuck off (verb, intransitive) ‡ go away NOTE Usually used 

as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck 

off, asshole!" 

fuck oneself (verb phrase) ‡ get lost NOTE Outside of 

the literal meaning which few males can do, this 

expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; 

i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself. 

fuck up (verb, transitive) ‡ (1) to make a mess out of 

something, (2) to cause someone to become 

psychologically unstable. NOTE See fuck up 

(intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment 

up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up." 

fuck up (verb, intransitive) ‡ make a mistake NOTE See 

fuck (transitive). 

fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle) ‡ (1) to 

be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of 

situations and certain objects) NOTE Derived from and 

generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really 

fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope." 

fucked up (passive participle) to be using larger doses 

of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid NOTE 

Used in the drug community for people who are 

tripping hard. 

fucked up (passive participle) ‡ (1) to be psychologically 

maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and 

certain objects) NOTE See 'fuck up'. 

fucker (noun) ‡ One who fucks NOTE 'John is a squirrely 

fucker.' 

fucker (noun) ‡ a male person NOTE Derogatory term: 

'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.' 

fucking (adjective) ‡ (no specific meaning) NOTE term is 

commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative 

sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.' 

fugly (adjective) † short for fucking ugly NOTE "Damn, 

that bitch was fugly" 

g 

gangbang (compound verb) to peform in a gangbang 

NOTE 'John was gangbanged while in jail.' 

gangbang (compound noun) a group performing sex on 

an individual NOTE The group usually refers to males. 

'John was the victom of a gangbang.' 

gangsta bitch A female who is less than a woman, who 

hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is 

involved in gang activity NOTE Natolie is a Gansta 

Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that 

Gangsta Bitch over on the corner 

get {one's} shit together correct personality deficiency; 

prepare one's self NOTE "I wish Mary would get her 

shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever 

he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be 

sure you have your shit together." 

get bent get fucked NOTE Said in a derogtory way. Why 

don't you go get bent! 

get it on have sex NOTE 'John got it on with Mary.' 

get it up (verb phrase) † get an erection NOTE rather 

mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.' 

get laid (verb phrase, passive) have intercourse NOTE 

Relatively common term, but not acceptable in polite 

society. Originally, term probably required a female 

subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 

'John got laid last night.' 

get off ejaculate NOTE 'John finally got off when Mary 

shoved a dildo up his ass. 

give a shit † to care NOTE Usually used with negative 

particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.' 

glory hole (compound noun) † a hole in a partition 

dividing two toilets NOTE I'll leave the function of this 

hole up to the imagination of the readers. If the reader 

can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies, 

unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which 

case, presumably, he would have no gay buddies. 

glory hole (compound noun) a hole in the ground 

formerly excavated for mining. NOTE These glory holes 

have become overgrown with grass and weeds since 

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they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary 

hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of 

California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of 

this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who 

like to cruise around in the foothills. 

go down on (verb phrase) † perform oral sex NOTE This 

term is not very commonly used today. 'John and 

Mary went down on each other.' 

Gob the knob † The act of performing fellatio. 

god damn † (expletive) NOTE Probably the oldest curse 

in English.Is considered very strong by the religious, 

though many persons of the collar have been heard to 

use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a 

god damn liar.' 

golden shower the act of urinating on another person. 

NOTE Term not well known outside of circle and the 

gay world.. 

gook (noun) † oriental person NOTE Asians do not like 

this term at all. 

Greek † Anal Intercourse NOTE Mary likes to have it 

Greek. 

Groe (noun) † A Negro, or person of African descent 

NOTE A pejorative term for African-Americans, or 

Negroes. Used extensively in New England (USA). 

Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you drive 

like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers). 

grostulation the contractions of the rectum during anal 

sex NOTE from the English "gross" meaning disgusting 

or vile! 

gummer (noun) blow job from an old (toothless) person 

NOTE derived from "hummer" with alteration 

concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish 

Bert would give me a gummer." 

h 

hair pie vagina NOTE not as insulting as cunt for obvious 

reasons.10 

hard-on (noun) † penile rection NOTE Most common of 

the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hardon." 

have (verb, transitive) to take unscrupulous advantage 

of NOTE 'John was had by the salesman.' 

have (verb, transitive) to copulate NOTE 'John had Mary 

last night.' 

head (noun) fellatio NOTE To give or receive. 

Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head' 

herb (noun) A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork 

hershey highway (noun) † lower intestinal tract 

surrounding the anus NOTE This word is very well 

known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word 

which shouldn't need too much explaining. An 

example of its usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to 

ride down my hershey highway?" 

hodgie (noun) ‡ An openly gay man. Influences others 

by the showing of the penis etc. NOTE Originated from 

an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is 

such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night! 

honkey (noun) white person NOTE A rather humorous 

term used toward white people. I don't believe most 

Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the 

day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe 

Theater in Harlem in their big American cars....waiting 

for the black women that performed that night to come 

out. (most of the black female performers doubled as 

prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a 

certain black perfomer then he would honk his horn for 

her to come over to his car. Thus, the word "honkey" 

was coined. 

hork To spit NOTE Used in 'Wayne's World'. 

how's your hammer hangin'? (phrase) Used to inquire 

as to one's state of well being. NOTE John: How's your 

hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for 

asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? 

Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt. 

hummer † blow job NOTE current slang 

hung (adjective) to have a large penis NOTE 'Hung' has 

no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really 

hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.' 

itchy eye (noun) hemorroids NOTE another term for 

hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That 

symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter. 

"I've got the itchy eye!" 

i 

j 

jack off (verb, transitive) ‡ masturbate another person 

NOTE The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off 

since she wouldn't screw him.' 

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jack off (verb, intransitive) ‡ masturbate NOTE (also 

transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.' 

jackal to jack off NOTE (verb)ok to use in class (i have 

and teachers usually don't mind(just be care full)) 

jackshit (noun) NOTE "nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used 

in the phrase, "John doesn't know jackshit about 

women." 

jay (N. Amer.) v. to steal NOTE [jei] etym. origin probably 

from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down to 

the ground and picking up morsels of food in that 

manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap! 

jerk off (verb, transitive and intransitive) † masturbate 

NOTE Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both 

senses. 

Jesus H. Christ (name) † NOTE An expletive, considered 

offensive by the religious. The source of the middle 

initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be 

pregnant!' 

jizz (noun) † sperm NOTE Common a generation ago, 

this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'. 

jizzum (noun) † sperm NOTE Almost obsolete form of 

'jizz'. 

john (noun) the client of a prostitute NOTE Becky was 

paid well by her john for the nooner. Presumably 

derived from a johns need for anonymity. 

john (noun) restroom, room with a toilet (toilets) NOTE 

Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the john.' 

jugs breasts NOTE Mary has got a massive pair of jugs 

jungle fever (noun) Horny for black men NOTE Racially 

biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a 

white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's 

boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said, 

"You got jungle fever?" 

jungle fever (noun) Horny for black men NOTE Racially 

biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a 

white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's 

boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said, 

"You got jungle fever?" 

kike (noun) † jewish person NOTE (rhymes with bike) 

knock up (verb, transitive) impregnate NOTE American 

term. In Britain in means to get someone up by 

knocking. 'John knocked Mary up last week.' 

k 

knockers (noun, plural) breasts NOTE Providence: more 

common in the United Kingdom than in North America 

Pronunciation: rhymes with talkers Etymology: breasts 

knock against each other when moving Example: 

"Ooooh, look at the size of her knockers!" 

know {one's} shit be very competent NOTE "When it 

comes to plumbing, Bill really knows his shit." 

krunk (noun) Word used in place of dirty word NOTE 

Made popular on late night show by Connan O'Brian. 

Proper Use is, "What a load of krunk" or "Oh boy, is 

the krunk going to hit the fan" 

l 

lace curtains foreskin 

Libido {sexual instinct; lust} NOTE John's Libido was high 

the first night he was alone with Mary. pronounced lubee-dough) 

loo watercloset, restroom, toilet NOTE British term: 'John 

has gone to the loo.' 

loose (adjective) † sexually permiscuous NOTE 

Origannly said of women, but could be said of men: 

'John and Mary are both very loose' 

lop cock (compound noun) † Circumcised penis NOTE 

This term not currently in use. It seems to have been 

used in the 30's and 40's. 

love juice semen NOTE Not commonly used: 'John 

squirted his love juice all over Mary.' 

lucky Pierre (compound noun) the middle male in a 

threesome NOTE Implies John is fucking one person 

while getting fucked by another. Used in the gay 

world, but could be used in menage a trois with two 

men and one woman. 

m 

meat (noun, mass) † penis NOTE Unlike 'cock', this noun 

can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but: 'John 

has a big piece of meat.' 

meat puppet (noun) penis. (Not common) NOTE "Do you 

want to play with my meat puppet? 

meatrack (noun, def.) butch men in a row NOTE Term 

refers to butch or hunky men lined up at a bar or at 

tables along the wall in a bar or some gay 

establishment. The men are obviously waiting to be 

picked up. Term could be used by women in search of 

hetersexual guys. 

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morning wood NOTE Erection of the penis first thing in 

the morning 

mother fucker (compound noun) ‡ A very gross person 

NOTE This term could be the most offenseive 

expressed in the language. Ir shows intense anger of 

the speaker. In certain dialects it has been shortened 

to 'mother', but with still the same intensity in meaning. 

'mohter' has become so bad, that now spekaers of 

such dialects do one refer to eir mothers as 'mother; 

but use a different term such as 'mama, ma, mom': 

'John is a real mother fucker. 

mother fucking (adjective) ‡ (an expletive) NOTE Derived 

form 'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as 

'motherfucker.' 

muff diver † one who performs oral sex on a woman 

NOTE 'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.' 

n 

N.F.G. (acronym) † No Fucking Good NOTE Usage 

example: Your idea is NFG. 

nellie effeminate NOTE refers to males, usually gay 

though not necessarily: 'John is a bit nellie.' 

nigga (noun) ‡ (see nigger) 

nigger (noun) ‡ black person NOTE This is probably the 

most explosive and violatile word in the English 

language, even more so than "mother fucker." It is 

commonly used by Blacks amongst themselves, as in, 

"Hey!..little nigga..wazzzup?" However, it is a VERY, 

VERY strong word when used by any non-black 

person toward any black person. For more on the 

subject of "Black English," see The Totally Unofficial 

Rap Dictionary also provided by Hans-Christian Holm. 

nookey (noun) † sex NOTE Spelling uncertain. Seems to 

be etymologically related to the Dutch word 'neuken 

(to fuck).' 'John's going out to look for a little nookey 

tonight.' 

noonan dorky, very annoying person NOTE "My college 

roommate is a noonan." Derived from an ND 

freshman with the roommie from hell, Allison. 

nooner, noun (count) the person involved in a nooner 

NOTE Term usually refers to males who can't get away 

from home in the evening. 

nooner, noun (count) sex at noon (during one's lunch 

break) NOTE Term usually refers to males who can't 

get away from home in the evening. 

nudger † HomoSexual NOTE John is a nudger 

nut † testicle NOTE Alternate form of 'ball'. 'John has 

small nuts.' 

o 

oh shit! (expletive) † NOTE Expression used when an 

unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is 

about to occur: 'Oh shit! Now I'll never get that paper 

done.' 'Oh shit! We're gonna crash!' 

old fart (noun) † An older male person. NOTE Usually 

used humorously, though could be considered 

offensive. 

on the blob † it's that time of the month NOTE Used 

commonly when encountering foul mooded 

women..e.g. 'oh no, she's on the blob!' 

one's tits in a knot † be upset NOTE used as a 

complement of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his 

tits in a knot and he kept them there.' 

one's tits on (prepositional phrase, a small clause; 

idiom) † be patient NOTE used as a complement of 

'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.' 

orlando (noun) † rural black person NOTE This term 

refers to the "old-school" black person who does not 

keep current with the "gansta" styles of music or 

clothing. Black people often use this toward each 

other in an insulting way. This is US East Coast lingo. 

p 

pain in the ass (noun phrase) † nuisance NOTE 

Common expression in the heterosexual community: 

'John is a fucking pain in the ass.' 

pearl necklace (compound noun) † sperm surrounding 

one's neck after ejaculation NOTE This term comes 

from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond of pearl 

necklaces.' 

pecker † penis NOTE almost as common as 'cock' 

pecker cheese (compound noun, non-count) ‡ phlegm 

NOTE Not used in polite company: 'Neither John nor 

Mary are into pecker cheese.' 

pecker tracks (compound noun, count) † Sperm left 

over on a sheet or other similar object after 

masturbation is complete. NOTE Noun normally used in 

the plural. 'John's mother found John's sheets full of 

pecker tracks.' 

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peckerwood (noun) † white person NOTE A derogatory 

word for white males; used by other races. 

pee (verb, intransitive) urinate NOTE Used fairly 

commonly today, Acceptable on American television. 

It has transitive function similar to 'piss'. 

pee-pee penis NOTE Childish term. 'Johnny's pee-pee 

hurts.' 

period (noum) menstrual period NOTE standard 

colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started 

her period yesterday.' 

phungky (adj.) cool; other spelling for funky NOTE e.g.: 

Your new CD is phungky, dude! 

piece of ass (nounphrase, idiom) † a fuck NOTE used as 

a complement of 'get', have': "John got a piece of ass 

last night.' 

pillow biter more commonly known as a homosexual! 

NOTE phrase describing the common position of the 

bumholerous fuckerous 

pinch one off (compound verb) defecate NOTE 

Expletetive reference by men to defecation. Litterally: 

to terminate the action of feces extrusion through the 

anus by contracting the muscular anal aperture. At 

work Steve said, "I need to take a break, I have to 

pinch one off." (Also: to "pinch a loaf") 

piss (verb, transitive) † urinate in one's clothing NOTE 

E.g. "John pissed his pants." Usually has unintentional 

reading. 

piss (verb, intransitive) † urinate 

piss ant (descriptive) a sheepish person. Non-desript 

individual. Young punk. Non factor NOTE "Don't worry 

about John. He's just a little piss ant. 

piss flappers (compound noun, count) ‡ women's labia 

NOTE Very rude expression: 'John amazed at Mary's 

large piss flappers.' 

piss off (verb, transitive) † make angry NOTE E.g. "John 

pissed Mary off." 

piss off (complex noun) † thing or person that causes 

one to be angry. NOTE Derived from the complex verb 

'piss off': 'Mary finds John to be quite a piss off.' 

piss up a storm (verb, semi-idiom) † urinate for a 

relative long time NOTE E.g. "John pissed up a storm." 

It means that John pissed and pissed and pissed. 

pissed (predicate adjective) drunk NOTE derived from 

'pissed off': 'John got pissed at the bars last night.' 

pissed (predicate adjective) angry NOTE derived from 

'pissed off': 'John was pissed after they threw him out 

of the bar.' 

pissed to the gills (adjective phrase) † very inebriated 

NOTE One of many expressions for inebriation. 'John 

got pissed to the Gills at the White Swallow.' 

pitch a tent in your shorts (phrase) To get an erection 

NOTE When John saw Mary naked he pitched a tent in 

his shorts. 

plow (verb) aggressive insertive intercourse NOTE The 

passive partner can "get plowed" or "be plowed." 

Albee's _Virginia Woolf_ used plow in the active 

sense, when Nick promised to "plow a few pertinent 

wives." 

pocket pool (noun) to stand with hand(s) in pockets and 

fondle penis/testicles NOTE Requires boxer shorts and 

pleated trousers. "Hey John, how's that game of 

pocket pool going?" 

pocket pool to play with yourself discreetly with your 

hands in your pocket(s) NOTE "I was playing pocket 

pool with myself as I stood in front of her" 

poon tang (noun phrase) † vagina, pussy NOTE slang. 

poop (noun, mass) feces NOTE Relatively harmless 

term: 'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!' 

poop chute (noun phrase) anus NOTE the passage 

through which excrement travels, possibly derived by 

analogy from "trash chute;" a phrase often used to 

describe the anus in the context of discussions of anal 

sex, as in "Up the old poop chute." The variant 

spelling, "poopshoot," does not seem to reflect the 

derivation of the word 

pooper-scooper (noun, count) small shovel for picking 

up dog feces NOTE A somewhat cutesy term: 'The 

people of big cities are expected to use pooperscoopers 

when they take their dogs out for a walk.' 

poopshoot (noun, count) † rectal canal NOTE Not 

commonly used today: 'John's got bugs up his 

poopshoot.' 

poopshoot (noun, count) † anal canal NOTE Not a 

common term: 'John likes to shove long slender 

objects up his poopshoot.' 

poor white trash or p.w.t. (noun) † NOTE This term is 

pretty self-explanatory. Be careful! It can enrage those 

who are the recipient of this term. 

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porch monkey (noun) ‡ black person NOTE A very 

derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word is very 

common among the rural areas of the US. 

postal crazy, psychotic NOTE derived from deranged 

postal workers who shoot people and then commit 

suicide "John went totally postal on me today." 

prick (noun, count) penis NOTE Just another word for it: 

'Mary like's John's big prick.' 

pubes pubic hair or pubic area NOTE Recent derivation: 

'John found crabs in his pubes.' 

pull one's pud † masturbate NOTE As far as it is known, 

'pud' only occurs in this idiom. 'John was pulling his 

pud.' 

pull the pin (verb) to masturbate NOTE Derived from 

pulling the pin of a grenaded. "John was pulling the 

pin last night." 

pussy † vagina NOTE also refers to a cat, but not a 

woman. There is some variation whether 'pussy' refers 

to any cat or a female cat. 

q 

quad (noun) NOTE A very clumsy person. Often used 

amongst friends when one makes an embarrasing 

play during a sports match, e.g. missing a penalty 

kick, missing the backboard, etc. Derived from the 

word quadraplegic. 

queef † a pussy fart NOTE i.e. an unpleasantly smelling 

encapsulation of gas excreted through the vagina, like 

a fart 

queen gay male who is dominant and rather effeminate 

NOTE This term is used on construction with many 

other terms. 

queer † homosexual male NOTE Once considered very 

derogatory, it is being used more and more in the gay 

community. 

Queer (KWEER) ‡ 1)A Catchall word for someone who 

is Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, or a 

straight "friend." 2)Political slant, angry. "John is a 

Queer Activist." 

quim † vagina NOTE less offensive term than cunt 

quim (kwimm) † Female genitailia NOTE (n)vulg. 

meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle 

in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland. 

quim (noun) † Female genitailia NOTE (n)vulg. meaning 

comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that 

quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland. 

quim nuts † used to refer to a particularly hanging 

vagina. NOTE john said,"look at the quim nuts on her" 

whilst browsing through a crotch mag. 

r 

rack (noun) large, firm breasts NOTE Check out the rack 

on that chick! 

rag week (noun) † the week of the female period NOTE 

slang. orig in university campuses,with reference to 

annual charity 'rag' week, mainly used to describe 

male frustration at girlfreinds period i.e. 'been getting it 

regular with your bird eh, john' 'nah mate she's on rag 

week' 

Rainbow Kiss when a menstruating female engages in 

reciprocal oral sex with a man ("69ing") and mixes his 

semen with her vaginal secretions and blood during a 

passionate kiss after orgasming in eachother's 

mouths. NOTE For more information on a Rainbow Kiss 

call 1-800-***-**** M-Th 10pm-12am EST. Ask for Dr. 

Judy. 

ranch (ed/ing) ‡ The action and content of a males 

ejaculation NOTE To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to 

Ranch; I am Ranching; I have Ranched. 

red tide (noun phrase, idiom) † menstral period NOTE 

'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns 

John off.' 

red wings Preforming cunnilingus during menses NOTE 

To earn your "red wings" would be to eat pussy during 

menstration. The "eater" would then have a "blood 

mustache". 

redneck (noun) racist white person NOTE This term 

previously refered only to the rural prejudice whites, 

mostly farmers, who have reddish necks (or a 

"farmer's tan"). However, its usage has become a lot 

looser in the past few years and now includes any 

racist white. 

reestie (adj) Describes unpleasant odour, object or 

person. NOTE Often used in conjunction with the word 

'excess': e.g. "I had to get rid of the reestie excess" 

trans.:"I had to rid myself of the unpleasant 

odour/object/person etc." Originated in Birmingham 

slang. 

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rice queen † gay male who is attracted to Asian 

homosexuals NOTE Used humnorously. Considered 

racist. 

riding the porcelain bus throwing up in the toilet NOTE 

Australian slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole 

night riding the porcelain bus." 

rim (v.t.) ‡ to lick someone's anus NOTE 'Mary rimmed 

John's asshole.' 

rim job (n.) ‡ the act of 'rimming'--licking someone's 

anus 

rump-shaker (noun) † the act of sexual intercourse 

NOTE example: John and Mary left to do the rumpshaker. 

s 

sausage jockey † homosexual male NOTE used to 

desribe the act of bottom sex between two gays. e.g. 

Richard was proud to be a sausage jockey. 

scallywag (noun) penis NOTE Origins unknown. "Pirate 

Pat was playing with his Scallywag." 

scat indulgence in feces NOTE Term not well known 

outside of circle and the gay world.. 

screw (verb, transitive and intransitive) † fuck NOTE Can 

be used as a replacement for most functions of 'fuck': 

screw up, screw around, screw off. 'Screwing' does 

not exist as an expletive, parallel to 'fucking'. It does 

exist as a gerund and a participle: 'John is screwing 

Mary.' 'John thinks screwing Mary is fun.' 

screw (verb, transitive) to take unscrupulous advantage 

of NOTE 'The used car salesman screwed John again.' 

screw (noun) † fuck (noun) NOTE Synonymous with 

'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.' 

sex fight (verb) A sexual game played between two 

persons NOTE A sexual play in which each sexual 

partner tries to make his/her opponent come first. Sex 

fight can be played between members of the opposite 

or the same sex. For more details of this game see 

the phrase sex fighter. 

sex fighter a man or a woman who likes to play the sex 

fight game NOTE A sex fighter tries to make his/her 

opponent come first when he/she is fucking with 

her/him. If he/she does so, he/she is the winner of the 

sex fight game. He/she is better in bed than her/him. 

The loser comes first !Sex fight has nothing to do with 

S/M. It's played with kisses,caresses,bites, strong 

prick and/or cunt pushes and a lof of dirty talking to 

excite your sexual opponent in order to make him/her 

come first.Many times the final winner comes right 

after his/her opponent. He/she is the winner 

anyway.Sex fight can be played between two persons 

in order to find out who is the best in bed, the horniest 

this time. If they have a different oppinion for 

something they can play sex fight, the winner decides. 

E.g if the man wants to see a basketball game and the 

woman wants to see a soap opera, they can use sex 

fight in order to find out what they will see.Sex fight 

can also be used in order to prove someone's 

superiority via sex. It can be played between members 

of the same sex. 

shit (verb, intransitive) defecate NOTE Verb not used as 

much as noun. 

shit (verb, trans.) † to lie to someone NOTE Perhaps not 

as strong as the verb 'to lie': 'John is always shitting 

Mary.' 

shit (verb, trans.) defecate in ones clothes NOTE E.g.: 

John shit his pants. Sentences of this sort have in 

addition to the literal meaning, the meaning to be very 

astonished: "John shit his pants when Mary told him 

she was knocked up." 

shit (noun) † feces NOTE Very commonly used today. In 

addition to its literal reference, it has many, many 

subreferents. It is often used as a expletive comment: 

'Oh shit!' 

shit (noun, count) † a person NOTE Used dentrimentally: 

'John is being a shit today.' 

shit on a shingle (nounphrase) chipped beef on toast 

NOTE US army term popularized during World War II. 

shit out of luck (preposition phrase?, idiom) † really out 

of luck NOTE 'John was shit out of luck after he failed 

his course for the third time.' 

shitcan (verb) † NOTE To get rid of something. "Shitcan 

that paper, dude." 

shitfaced (adjective) † very intoxicated NOTE 'John and 

Mary really got shitfaced down at the bar last night.' 

shitfit (compound noun) † any kind of a small fit NOTE 

'John had a shitfit when Mary dumped him for Bill.' 

shithead (compound noun) † a person NOTE Used 

detrimentally only. 'John is a real shithead.' 

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shithouse † outhouse NOTE 'John knocked the 

shithouse over while Mary was using it.' 

shithouse (adjective) bad situation NOTE Australian and 

UK term referring to a situation that is not going right. 

For example, "The weather over here is really 

shithouse!" It can also be used as an expletive. 

shitlist (compound noun) † a hypothetical list of person 

whom one is angry at NOTE Used in the following 

ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at 

Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of 

people John is angry at grows) 

shits (noun, plural definite) diarrhea NOTE Always used 

with the definite article: 'John has the shits.' 

shits (noun, plural definite) † any displeasurable 

situation NOTE Always used with the definite article: 

'The weather is the shits today.' 

shitstain † NOTE (noun) stupid person. Somewhat 

stronger than calling someone a "shit" 

shitstain † NOTE (noun) stupid person. Somewhat 

stronger than calling someone a "shit" 

shoot off (complex verb, intransitive) † ejaculate NOTE 

Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot off as soon as 

Mary touched his dick, 

shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom) ejaculate NOTE 

Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he 

saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 

shoot one's wad † ejaculate NOTE Same as shoot 'ones' 

load: John shot his wad as soon as he stepped into 

the circle jerk. 

sissy † an effeminate male, a homosexual male NOTE 

The second reading is often used humorously by 

gays: "We're going to a sissy bar." 

sister platonic gay buddy of another gay NOTE Term not 

used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are 

sisters.' 

sixty-nine (compound verb, transitive and reciprocal) † 

to reciprocally perform oral sex with a partner NOTE 

This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixtynined 

each other.' 

sixty-nine (compound noun) † perform oral sex NOTE 

This term tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill 

performed 69 on each other.' 

skull fuck fellatio,blow job,gummer,hummer, NOTE 

Kristin gave Dino the skull fuck of his life during the 

Canucks game Saturday! 

slant ‡ someone of chinese origin NOTE considered to 

be very racist by Asians. 

slapper † abusive word for a woman,impling that she is 

cheap,ugly and sexually active. NOTE uk word. 

slut (noun, count) † a loose and morally questionable 

woman NOTE Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that 

Mary is a slut' 

snatch † vagina NOTE less offensive term than cunt 

sod off (command) trying to tell someone you are not 

impressed by their presence NOTE Can be used as an 

alternative to "fuck off": "Look you arsehole, sod off!" 

son of a bitch (noun phrase) † a despicable person 

NOTE very common term, less offensive today than a 

generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one son of a 

bitch.' 

spank the monkey (verb phrase) † to masturbate NOTE 

"John was in the bathroom spanking the monkey" 

spear chunker (noun) ‡ black person NOTE A very 

derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word's 

origins are derived from both the past and present 

state of hunting styles by African natives. 

spooge sperm NOTE "When I got home from fucking my 

girlfriend I took off my clothes, and damned if I didn't 

have dried spooge 

spunk semen NOTE Common in UK but spunk or spunky 

meaning plucky, courageous in USA. 

squirt -n- spurt (verb) † masturbation (particularly when 

the cum spurts out) NOTE "John was playing squirt -nspurt 

last night, in bed." 

stiffy (noun) an erection NOTE An example of its usage 

is...."Jack has a stiffy cause Jill pulled her panties 

down." 

suck a fatty † Go suck a big fat dick! NOTE Usually used 

in the place of fuck you 

swedish homosexual NOTE One of several euphimisms 

for gay: 'John is swedish, you know.' 

sweet f.a. fuck all NOTE nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do 

today 

sweet fucking Jesus (phrase) ‡ expletive with no 

particular meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise 

and generally feeling upset about something or 

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somebody. NOTE Street jargon without expressedly 

blasphemical intention. Rather, the expression is more 

or less generally functionalized as are "fuck" or "shit". 

t 

take a crap (verb, idiom) † defecate NOTE Synonymous 

with 'take a shit.' 'John took a crap.' 'John took a crap 

in his pants.' It has an intentional reading, similar to 

'take a shit'. This term is more acceptable than 'take a 

shit.' 

take a dump (ver phrase, idiomatic) defecate NOTE Very 

non-standard colloquial term: 'John took a big dump 

last night.' 

take a piss (verb, semi-idiom) † urinate NOTE E.g. "John 

took a piss." Usually has intentional meaning; c.f. 

"John took a piss in his pants." 

take a shit (verb, idiom) † defecate NOTE Synonymous 

with shit (intransitive) "John took a shit." Note that 

"John took a shit in his pants" has an intentional 

reading, whereas "John shit his pants," usually has an 

unintentional reading. 

tar baby (noun) ‡ black person NOTE very derogatory 

term referring to Blacks. This term is used mostly 

among older Americans. 

tea bagging (adj.) type of fellatio NOTE The act of 

sucking the testicles. "Mary tea bags real nice". "John 

enjoys it when he gets tea bagged". 

Tea Room NOTE a washroom where sex takes place 

(usually in the gay culture) 

telesis (noun) progress inteligently planned NOTE pacific 

telesis is the name of a company in California. 

the dogs bollocks † excellent NOTE Probably from 

London, and interesting because is the only phrase 

where "bollocks" is used in a positive way, name of a 

pint of beer made by the Hobgoblin pubs. 

The shit hit the fan. (idiomatic verb phrase) † 

undesirable consequences occur as the result to 

something. NOTE The verb here is fully inflected and 

can be modified: 'The shit really hit the fan when Mary 

told John she was knocked up.' 'The shit always hits 

the fan when John calls Mary a dyke.' 

threesome (compound noun) three people involved in 

sex together NOTE Refers to any combination of 

gender. 

threeway woman (adjective noun) woman who lets the 

male gender be introduced orally, in her vagina and in 

anal intercourse. NOTE Quite popular in the porn 

industry. A purely technical term as in "My buddies 

and I made Mary a threeway woman last night." 

tinkle urinating (of females) NOTE This term is usually 

avoided by females. Can be used to refer gays 

urinating, in a humorous sense. 

tit † breast NOTE Usually refers to female breast, but 

may refer to male nipple area especially if chest is not 

flat. 

tit in a wringer (phrase) getting in a jam; being in a tight 

spot NOTE also used to indicate foolishness. ie. if you 

don't have enough money to pay you'r going to get 

your tit in a wringer. 

tittie breast NOTE Childish term for 'tit'. Only has female 

reference. 

titty fuck (noun) masturbation by inserting the penis 

between smooshed cleavage NOTE Another word for 

Dutch fuck.Example: "Man! Jill gave me the best titty 

fuck last weekend!" 

to dog (verb, transitive) to mock or ignore someone, to 

be rude NOTE "John was dogging Jane all week 

because she wouldn't get in bed with him." "Mary was 

dogging Jane because she found out about her and 

John." 

to swain (v.) to spontaneously revoke or take back, as 

in words or actions 

toss my salad (verb, masculine) To enagae in anal 

intercourse NOTE Used by males in prison to engage in 

anal intercourse. Inmates usually practice this with the 

aid of lubrication in the form of jelly or honey. They 

see it as a "clean non-gay" form of sexual pleasure. 

"Can I toss your salad?". Can also be used as an 

insult, "Toss my salad!", kind of like "Kiss my ass!". 

tosser † someone who one does not like. NOTE used in 

context 'John's a tosser' John is annoying 

trailer trash (noun) † NOTE This term is a little more 

descriptive than poor white trash. It is a very BIG insult 

in the US. This word refers to American whites living 

in trailers with yard's full of trash and chickens, with 

several automobiles up on blocks, none of which run. 

trick (noun, count) homosexual pickup NOTE 'John 

picked up three tricks last night.' 

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trick (verb, intrans.) to have sex with a pick-up NOTE 

'John tricked with three guys last night.' 

trick (noun, count) a hooker's client NOTE 'Mary had 

three tricks last night.' 

tripping/trippin (verb, intransitive) 1. to be high off drugs 

2. to not be thinking correctly NOTE The first usage is 

used more than the second. The second usage refers 

to when someone makes a mistake. It follows or takes 

place of "Oops". "Oops, sorry, I must be tripping." 

"She's wrong. She's trippin." It is mostly used by 

African-American groups and may not even be known 

outside of California. 

tubs, the (noun, plural) gay steam bath NOTE Used 

humorously. 'John wen to the tubs last night.' 

turd (noun, count) shit NOTE Not totally acceptable, but 

certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds 

on the floor.' 

turd burglar (noun) male homosexual NOTE most often 

used in a derogatory and humorous manner 

twat † vagina NOTE less offensive term than cunt 

twink (noun, count) slim, smooth, blond young NOTE 

derived from 

u 

up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom) † out of luck 

NOTE 'John was up shit creek when his computer 

crashed the night before his paper was due.' 

up shit creek (prepositional phrase, idiom) † masturbate 

NOTE to be in a bad situation with no obvious solution. 

"John is really up shit creek now.' 

up yours (prepositional phrase, idiom) ‡ NOTE A 

deterimental term derived from 'up your ass'. 

v 

vertical bacon sandwich † labia NOTE Used to descride 

a particularly hanging vagina. eg John thought that 

Debbies vertical bacon sandwich was the best he had 

ever tasted. 

w 

-wad † no real translation; suffix that can be added 

freely to ANY word... NOTE e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss 

off, asswad! Go away, stainwad! 

wanker † you are an arsehole, NOTE an english word 

also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently 

wasted (verb, trans. and intrans.) 1. to be drunk 2. to 

seriously mess up someone or something NOTE "John 

got really wasted at the party last night." "Lucy wasted 

her car in the crash. " 

water sports urination as a turn on NOTE Term not well 

known outside of circle and the gay world.. 

Wax the Dolphin † The act of male masterbation 

wee-wee penis NOTE children's term: 'Don't look at my 

wee-wee!' 

wetback (noun) hispanic person NOTE This term refers 

to all hispanics in the US. Its origins are derived from 

the Mexicans crossing illegally into the States. Border 

patrols can easily spot most illegals by wet clothing 

from crossing the Rio Grande. Although most people 

think so, it is not a very offensive word to hispanics at 

all. Even Mexicans call themselves Los Mojados ("the 

wet ones"). 

whack off (v. i.) † synonym to 'jerk/jack/beat' off 

white swallow (compound noun) † semen NOTE 

Expression not very well known outside of San 

Francisco. A bar there originally had this name, but it 

was forced to drop 'white'. Its logo was a white 

swallow (bird). 'John thinks a little white swallow never 

hurt anyone.' 

whiz urinate (verb) NOTE Probably taken from the sound 

a urine stream makes. Usage: "I've gotta take a whiz", 

or simply, "I gotta whiz". 

wicked pisser (noun) NOTE used in New England 

pronounced "wicked pissah" Descibing something 

very good or very bad. Usage: when used without an 

article as in "This food is wicked pisser" it is taken to 

mean very good. when used with an article as in "Your 

job is a wicked pisser" its taken to mean something 

very bad. 

willie tantrum NOTE "he's having a willie" 

wobbly pop (noun) beer NOTE on a hot day a cool 

wobbly pop sure goes down good...... 

woody † Having an erection NOTE used quite often 

around males 

wordhole (noun) aka mouth NOTE Shut your wordhole 

choad! 

wuss (N. Amer.) n. sissy, wimp NOTE [wUs] etym. 

combination of the words "wimp" and "pussy" ex. "I 

was a teenage wuss", "What a wuss!" 

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Yasser (noun) † erection NOTE short for 'Yasser 

Crackafat' (Arafat obviously) 

zipperhead (noun) † oriental person NOTE A very 

derogatory term for Asian people. This term was 

y 

z 

coined by US soldiers referring to the buzz cuts 

common among the Asians. 

zoom-in (noun) a.k.a. close-up: a frighteningly sudden, 

unexpected, sometimes unwanted, kiss. NOTE As in: 

'Ew, John kissed me last night. It was a real zoom-in.' 

Or: 'John pulled a zoom-in on Mary last night.' 

The Alternative Esperanto Dictionary 

amori to make love, have sex 

anusulo † arse-hole NOTE A combination of "anuso" 

(arse, anus) and "-ulo" (person) 

a 

b 

bugri † to bugger, fuck in the arse 

c 

cîesulino prostitute, whore NOTE The literal meaning is 

"everyone's woman". 

cûro cum, human sperm 

damne damned 

d 

f 

Fek! † Shit! NOTE interjection 

feki † to shit NOTE (fekajô = shit [noun]) 

fiki † NOTE to fuck 

fingrumi (intr.) † to masturbate NOTE From "fingro" 

(finger) 

forfikigî (intr.) ‡ to fuck off NOTE litt.: 'to become fucked 

away' 

frandzi † to perform cunnilingus on 

furzi to fart NOTE (intr.) From german : furzen 

k 

kreteno an idiot, a moron 

kaco † penis, prick 

volupt{am}a lewd, horny 

kaki ‡ to take a shit NOTE (kakajô = a turd) 

kojonoj balls 

m 

malcâstulino a slut NOTE This word means literally 

"contrary-to-chaste woman". 

merdo shit 

midzi † to perform fellatio on, give a blow job to 

o 

onani to jerk off (oneself) 

onanigi to jerk off (someone else) 

p 

patrinfikulo † mother-fucker 

picô † cunt 

publikulino prostitute, whore NOTE The literal meaning is 

"public woman". 

pugo † arse NOTE (noun) 

putinfilacô † son of a bitch NOTE This is a combination 

of "putino" (whore), "filo" (son) and the affix "ac^" 

which denotes contempt (Comp. Spanish "hijo de 

puta"). 

seksumi to fuck (intr.), to copulate 

sodomii to have anal sex 

sodomiigi to sodomize, fuck in the arse 

The Alternative Estonian Dictionary 

s 

v 

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m 

munn (noun) † penis NOTE Mine munni. - Go to hell. 

Fuck off. Etym. probably from "muna"- an egg, a 

testicle Pronunciation /munn´/ (with palatalization) 

nussima (intrans. or trans.verb,1.infinitive) † to fuck 

NOTE Everyday obscene language. Etymology 

unknown. Eg.Ta tahab nussi{da}. - He wants to fuck. 

n 

Ta nussib naist. - He fucks the woman. Pronunciation 

/nusssima/ 

puts † cunt NOTE Pronunciation /puts´/(palatalized) 

türa (noun) † penis 

p 

t 

w 

vitt (noun) † vulva, cunt, pussy NOTE E.g. Mine vittu! - 

Fuck off! (Liter.Go into cunt) 

The Alternative Finnish Dictionary 

b 

j 

bölsiä (verb) † to fuck NOTE somewhat old-fashioned or jumalauta ‡ (God Help) Oppositive euphemism to god 

small town/countryside slang 

(evil). 

h 

haista (verb, in 2nd pers. imperative) sniff! NOTE 

Important element used to make several important 

Finnish expressions of contempt or abuse: Haista 

paska! 'Sniff shit!' Haista vittu 'Sniff cunt!' Haista 

kusinen muna! 'Sniff a pissy prick!' Haista kukkanen, 

jonka lehmŠ eilen sši! 'Sniff the flower that the cow ate 

yesterday!' (A demure way of saying 'Haista paska!') 

haista vittu ‡ sniff cunt 

haistattelu (noun) insulting people by telling them to 

sniff things NOTE This is general term referring to the 

use of curses beginning with 'Haista!' As in 'En siedä 

sun haistatteluas' "I can't stand your cursing at me by 

ordering me to sniff things!" 

Hevon vittu! ‡ Bullshit NOTE Literally 'Horse's cunt' Used 

when angry, exasperated, or convinced that someone 

is putting you on. 

homo a gay male person, homosexual NOTE commonly 

used also by gay people themselves. it can also be a 

strong insult when directed to a straight man in an 

expression: Saatanan homo! literally Devil's gay. 

huora † a female prostitute, whore NOTE useful when 

insulting a woman by calling her Saatanan huora, 

literally Devil's whore. The verb for calling someone 

with the name whore is huoritella. 

juntti (noun) simple people NOTE city peoples 

expression for the dumb rural people 

jätkä (noun) lumberjack; rowdy, scumbag NOTE 

Originally the designation of a profession, this word 

has undergone a pejoration of meaning so that it is 

now a common term of abuse. Especially effective in 

combination with mulkku 'prick, penis' as in 'Sä oot yks 

mulkku jätkä' approx. You're one fucking son-of-abitch. 

kikkeli (noun) a little boy's penis, prick NOTE neutral if 

used to refer to a child's penis, somewhat stronger if 

used to refer to the adult organ. The word (middleclass) 

women tend to prefer when they have to refer 

to a penis, either child or adult. 

kulli † dick, shlong 

kyrpä ‡ prick, shlong, wang 

k 

l 

lerppu (noun) a penis that has just lost its erection NOTE 

Lierally 'a drooper', the word is also used in Finnish 

computer slang to mean 'floppy'. 

m 

mela a big dick, literally: a pole that is used to propel a 

boat NOTE most common in underlined expression: 

Pirkko p:a:atti saada _melaa mekkoon_. Pirkko made 

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a decision of getting laid, literally: Pirkko made a 

decision of getting an oar to her skirt. 

Minua vituttaa! ‡ I'm pissed off! NOTE This literally 

means 'It cunts me.' It is one of the most common 

expressions of irritation in contemporary (urban) 

Finnish. 

mulkku (noun sg.), mulkut (noun pl.) † penis (sg.), penis 

with shaft and testicles (pl.) NOTE The plural form 

refers to the entire assembly: Hän otti aurinkoa mulkut 

paljaana. 'He was sunning himself with all of his 

equipment bare.' 

muna dick, penis 

n 

naida (verb), nainti (noun) to marry; to have sex; having 

sex NOTE This verb must be used with caution. 

Depending on whether the direct object is in the 

accusative or the partitive it has completely different 

meanings: Hän nai naisen. 'He will marry the woman' 

vs. Hän nai naista. 'He is having sex with the woman.' 

The noun nainti refers exclusively to having sex. 

narttu bitch 

nussia ‡ fuck NOTE Yees 

Olen kyrpiintynyt. ‡ 'I'm pissed off; I'm fed up.' NOTE 

Literally 'I'm pricked up.' The feminist equivalent of 

'Minua vituttaa.' 

o 

p 

pallit (noun pl.) testicles, balls NOTE A recent borrowing 

from English. 

paskan marjat † crap, bullshit NOTE Literally 'shitberries' 

Used to express disgust, contempt, or exasperation. 

paskat † shit 

Perkele! ‡ devil 

perse (noun) † ass, arse NOTE Refers to the buttocks; 

also used as a euphemism for sexual intercourse in 

the expression antaa persettä 'to give some ass'.inter 

perse (noun) † ass, arse NOTE Refers to the buttocks; 

also used as a euphemism for sexual intercourse in 

the expression antaa persettŠ 'to give some ass'. 

pieru (noun), pieriä (verb) † fart, to fart NOTE Note 

derivatives: piereskellŠ 'to lay a series of short farts', 

pierŠhtŠŠ 'to fart suddenly' 

pillu † cunt NOTE used for girls between 18 - 25 

pimpsa (noun) a little girl's vulva; cunt NOTE Neutral 

slang in its original meaning, stronger if used 

humorously to mean 'cunt' 

piru † devil 

runkata (verb) † to masturbate, to whack off 

runkkari (noun) wanker 

räkä (noun) snot NOTE Syö räkäs! 'Eat your snot!' is a 

common expression of contempt. 

r 

s 

saatana ‡ satan,devil 

slerssi (noun) † cock, prick NOTE Usually means a cock 

that is in 'normal' state, not in erection. 

stondata (verb), stondis (noun) † to have a hard-on, 

hard-on NOTE The verb is used impersonally with the 

'subject' in the adessive case: Mulla stondaa 'I've got 

a hard-on.' 

suksi vittuun! ‡ Fuck off! NOTE Literally 'Go ski into a 

cunt!' Culturally, an extremely Finnish way of telling 

someone to get lost. 

suoro (noun) a horse's or bull's penis NOTE Used 

humorously to refer to a larger than average human 

penis 

vedä käteen! ‡ go fuck yourself! literally masturbate. 

NOTE very offensive. useful when getting unwanted 

suggestions. :-) 

vedä käteen! ‡ go fuck yourself! literally masturbate. 

NOTE very offensive. useful when getting unwanted 

suggestions. :-) 

vetää käteen (verb) † masturbate, wank NOTE Literally 

'pull into one's hand'. Can be used for an act of 

masturbation, or as an insult: 'vedä käteen!' approx. 

'fuck off' 

vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi ‡ Oh fucking fuck! 

NOTE Most naturally used after the sentence initial 

'Voi,...', literally 'Oh spring of cunts and cold spell of 

pricks', an expression of extreme disgust. 

vitun äpärä † fuckin' bastard! 

voi helvetti † bloody hell 

voi vittu ‡ fuck this 

w 

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The Alternative French Dictionary 

a 

allumé(e) (adj.) drunk NOTE lit: lit up 

b 

baiser ‡ to fuck NOTE This sense has almost replaced 

the earlier one of "to kiss", which in contemporary 

French is "embrasser". Do not use "baiser" to mean 

"to kiss" if you don't want to be misunderstood! 

bander (verb, intransitive) to have a hard-on NOTE 

bander is commonly used for a bow drawn taut to let 

the arrow fly. Somehow the erect penis, hopefully 

hard, may have a similarity to a bow - just as in "tirer 

un coup" it is similar to a loaded gun. bander is not 

used with a direct object, but it can certainly be 

followed by a number of metaphors: bander comme 

un cerf (hard as a deer), comme un tigre (like a tiger). 

A particularly popular African wood with definite (and 

sometimes dangerous) aphrodisiac properties is know 

as "bois bandé". It is likely that in an intimate setting 

Abélard might have said to Héloïse "je bande pour toi" 

(i have a boner for you),and in the same setting she 

would be proud that he is "un bandeur", but in normal 

social intercourse it would not be considered 

appropriate to use any of those terms. However, the 

reverse would be quite possible: "débander", i.e., 

literally to become limp again, is also used 

metaphorically for "to chicken out". "Alors, mec, tu 

débandes?" - "Are you chicken?". 

BCBG Used to describe something very chic NOTE 

Acronym for "Bon chic, bon genre". Originally used to 

describe high fashion, or the ultimate in good taste. 

Now often used disparagingly to describe pretentious 

"yuppies". 

BCBG (noun phrase, used as an adjective, both 

genders) prim and proper (literally). NOTE Prim and 

proper translates easily into bourgeois, upper middleclass, 

excessively formal, conservative,and, by and 

large, stuffy. French society hangs on to a large 

number of formalities that make the appearance of 

individuals (in terms of the language they use,the 

clothes they wear, the company they keep, the 

attitudes they affect)incredibly important. The proverb 

"l'habit fait le moine" (you judge the monk by his 

clothes, i.e.the book by its cover), although it can also 

be used in the negative (l'habit ne fait pas le 

moine)has some truth for most people. Female 

politicians, in particular, are expected to look very 

BCBG if they want to be successful...otherwise, they 

might be considered akin to fishmongers, using vulgar 

language like the first female prime minister, Edith 

Cresson, who was judged more by her appearance 

than by anything else...negatively, of course. Even 

though she was, on the whole, very BCBG, and only 

mimicked popular forms of speech. 

bigornette (noun; fem) † cocaine/horse NOTE litt. 

translation: a fight. Prendre de la bigornette. 

bite, bitte † cock, prick NOTE "Bitte" has the literal sense 

of "bollard". 

bloblos (noun, feminine, plural) † large, fat, drooping 

boobs NOTE The word can be considered somewhat 

vulgar - except to males drooling on big-chested 

women who obviously have not chosen the artificial 

firmness of silicone. In fact, "bloblos" is a vulgarizing 

variation of a word found commonly in children's 

language, "lolos", the source of milk, commonly known 

as "du lolo". Songwriter Serge Gainsbourg made 

ample use of "les lolos de lola" in his songs about 

dreamgirl Lola Rastaquouère (obviously not his wife, 

Jane Birkin, considering herself the most flat-chested 

actress in show business). 

Bonjour je m'apelle Guillaume et je parle de MTL. hi,i mi 

name is william and i call from montreal 

bordel (masc. noun) † chaos, shit; literally 'brothel' NOTE 

better when preceded by 'putain de' 

bosser (v) to work NOTE Very commonly used 

expression referring to working at one's job. 

bourré,e pissed, drunk NOTE [buRe] A very commonly 

used variation of "ivre" 

branlage ‡ wanking (noun), masturbation 

branlette ‡ a wank, an act of masturbation 

branleur, branleuse (noun) † wanker, insignificant or 

stupid person NOTE mildly offensive 

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brouter le cresson (verb) to perform cunnilingus NOTE 

Literal translation: "to graze the watercress." 

c 

caca ☺ poo, doo-doo NOTE Found in certain non-slang 

combinations such as "caca d'oie", a type of green. 

cailler (v) to be cold NOTE Esp. used in: Ça caille!: It's 

cold, or it's freezing! and, Putain, je me caille!: Shit, 

I'm cold! 

casser la gueule à quelqu'un (phr.) to beat the shit out 

of someone NOTE lit: to break someone's face Ex: Je 

casserai la gueuele à Jean -- I'm going to beat the shit 

out of Jean. 

cette putain de machine this fucking machine NOTE can 

be used in any phrase 

charbon (noun, masculine) coal NOTE "aller au charbon" 

is possibly to go down underground to mine it (which 

was common in several parts of France) or go to the 

cellar to bring some for the stoves, as was common 

until the 1940s in many places. Borrowed from the 

19th century, the expression "aller au charbon" was 

used by former prime minister Raymond Barre, a very 

non-political politician recruited for his supposed 

economic skills, when president Giscard d'Estaing 

forced him to be a candidate in a district of Lyons - a 

town where he became an essentially absentee mayor 

a few years later, French politics being a mysterious 

interplay between local (i.e., unimportant) and national 

(i.e., supernatural) politics. "Aller au charbon", 

somehow, could have meant: going down to the level 

of "les charbonniers" (the coal-people), i.e. the vulgum 

pecus, me, you, and all the other voters who should 

have been flattered to have the president-proclaimed 

best French economist as representative. 

chatte † pussy NOTE Refers to the female genitalia. 

Chauve à col roulé (noun phrase, masculine) † The 

bald one with a turtleneck NOTE A large number of 

French males being uncircumcized, the analogy is 

obvious between the uncapped penile head with the 

folds of the foreskin pulled back under the tip, and a 

bald man wearing a turtleneck. Chauve should be 

pronounced somewhat like "shove" in English. 

chiasse ‡ the runs, the trots NOTE Diarrhoea 

chier ‡ to shit NOTE Also used in "tu me fais chier" ("you 

make me puke"). 

chinois (noun, masculine) the Chinaman - i.e., a penis 

NOTE Is it because the opening at the tip is somewhat 

more like a slit than an actual hole? Whatever the 

cause, our Chinese comrades are often put to good 

use with the metaphor "se polir le Chinois" (to polish 

the Chinaman), for the very sweet act of giving 

yourself pleasure. 

chiottes ‡ the bog (UK), the can (US) 

cigare (noun, masculine) dick NOTE Commonly used in 

phrases like "couper le cigare" (to circumcize, in kids' 

slang), "fumer le cigare" (to give a blowjob). The 

analogy can be pursued further in the latter case, as 

some women will not only be able to smoke the joint, 

but will also "avaler la fumée" (swallow the smoke, 

literally, obviously the semen). The comparison 

between the penis and a cigar can even be found in 

more literary circumstances: in a scene of the novel 

Le Temps des Anges by Swiss-French ewriter 

Catherine Colomb, a banker cuts the tip off a Cuban 

cigar with his teeth...and thinks about a Jewish friend 

of his. 

cirer (verb, transitive) to shine (shoes, floors) NOTE a 

common verb that was used in a cryptic way by the 

first female prime minister of France, socialist Edith 

Cresson, when she answered during a scrum: "la 

bourse, j'en ai rien à cirer" (the stock exchange, i don't 

have any use for it). It didn't help her political career, 

which was quite short, and convinced the French, who 

deep down are quite conservative, that she was too 

vulgar for the job. Especially when she accused the 

British of being usually gay, and the Japanese of 

being bastards. 

clair comme dans le cul d'un negre ‡ clear as negro's 

ass NOTE - no comment - 

clair comme dans le cul d'un negre ‡ clear as negro's 

ass NOTE - no comment - 

clito (noun, feminine) clit NOTE Apart from medical 

journals, noone uses the complete form "clitoris" for 

what most females consider the center of pleasure 

(unless they had the misfortune of coming from some 

African country where it's considered in poor taste to 

keep it). A young lady will not hesitate in requesting a 

reasonably good lover to give the little toy a tongue 

bath, as in "lèche-moi le clito, mec" (lick my clit, man). 

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Some men will respond to such a request by 

"descendre à la cave", literally going down into the 

basement. 

con ‡ cunt, bastard, wanker, etc NOTE Insult towards a 

man. Female form: "conne". 

con ‡ cunt NOTE Refers to the female genitalia. 

connard ‡ cunt, bastard, wanker, etc NOTE Insult 

towards a man. Female form: "connarde". 

connasse ‡ cunt, bitch, etc NOTE Insult towards a 

woman. No male form. 

couilles † balls, bollocks NOTE Testicles. 

cramouille (noun, feminine) † wet slit NOTE Commonly 

used when for some reason a male wants to use a 

slightly unpleasant noun for the genitals of a female - 

hopefully one he knows well, unless he really 

despises her. It insists on the wetness of the slit that 

graces women's bellies, as "mouille" indicates...as in 

"elle mouille" (she's getting wet). 

cul arse (US ass), bottom NOTE Not as strong as in 

English as this word is also used non-offensively to 

mean the bottom of an object. 

d 

dans les vignes du Seigneur to be drunk NOTE lit: in the 

vines of the Lord. 

de merde ‡ bloody, fucking NOTE Used after a noun as 

an intensifier. Eg: "putain de merde!" ("fucking hell!"). 

de'conner (verb) to trick, to jerk around NOTE Commonly 

used. Example of popular use: "Sans de'conner!" 

meaning "No kidding!" or "No shit!" 

déconner (verb) to trick, to jerk around NOTE Commonly 

used. Example: "sans déconner!" ("no kidding!" or "no 

shit!") 

doudounes (noun, feminine plural) tits NOTE There are 

numerous ways to call what the breasts of females. 

"doudounes" is a nice, relatively recent one (the 70s, 

the phonetically repetitive form probably influenced by 

the rise of creole words in European French). Other 

include: "les roberts", "les nénés", "les nichons". Swiss 

writer Alexandre Voisard, obsessed with breasts, even 

wrote a hilarious short story about "le club des 

Robert", where the double-entendre obviously comes 

from the fact that Robert is a common first name, but 

also known to all as a tit. 

drague (noun, fem.) looking for sex partners NOTE 

Literal translation: dredge. Gay slang for "cruising", 

"Faire la drague": go looking for sex partners. Used 

exclusively by gay men, not by straight men looking 

for women. 

e 

emmener Popaul au cirque (verb phrase) to take Joe 

Blow to the circus. NOTE Popaul (also known as Popol) 

loves the circus. Except Popaul looks a bit already like 

the pink trunk of a tiny elephant - in fact, just like a 

dick. For the circus, well...it's usually hidden at the 

junction of a lady's thighs. Needless to say, Popaul 

enjoys the circus immensely...just like kids watching 

clowns and tigers erupt in laughter. 

emmerdant (adj) † intensely annoying NOTE Example of 

use: "Que tu es emmerdant!" ("You really piss me off!" 

(ie "You annoy me intensely")). 

enculé ‡ bastard, cunt, etc NOTE Insult used towards a 

man. Derived from "enculer" (qv). 

enculer ‡ to bugger, to fuck NOTE Refers to anal sex 

only. Derived from "cul" (qv). 

enfoiré ‡ bastard, shit, etc NOTE Same sense as 

"encule". 

Enlève ta croute que je swingue dans l'pus (phrase) ‡ 

Take your scab out, I'll fuck in the pus. NOTE It will 

shock litterally everyone within hearing distance. It is 

used as a comic sentence said to a girl from a man (or 

a lesbian). 

étron turd NOTE Used in the literal sense of a piece of 

faeces. 

f 

fille a prostitute NOTE "Fille" is the normal word for "girl" 

or "daughter" but only if it is used with some kind of 

descriptive word as in "ma fille" (my daughter) or "une 

jeune fille" (a young girl). This piece of information 

might be of some importance if you should visit 

France. Not every dictionary mentions this fact! 

fils de pute/putain † sonofabitch 

flic (noun, masc) police constable, cop 

folle queen NOTE Term for a gay man, especially one 

who is effeminate. Literal meaning: "madwoman". 

foutre (verb) ‡ to fuck NOTE Rarely used except in "va te 

faire foutre!" (qv). The preferred slang is "baiser" (qv). 

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foutre (noun, masc.) ‡ sperm, "cum" NOTE Derived from 

the verb "foutre": to fuck. Gay slang for shooting cum 

on someone during sex. "Donne-moi ton foutre" = 

Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want 

to swallow your cum. 

foutre (verb) † to bugger up, to screw up NOTE To ruin, 

to spoil. Examples of use: "On est foutu!" ("We're 

done for!", "We're finished!"); "La voiture est foutue" 

("The car is knackered/buggered/fucked (US)" (ie 

beyond repair)). 

gerber (verb) † to puke, barf, hurl 

god (e) dildo 

gouine (feminine noun) † dyke NOTE A lesbian. 

grogniasse (fem. noun) woman NOTE synonym to 

pétasse, pouffiasse, greluche and femme. Not very 

nice, but in France, it should not be enough for 

receiving a slap. 

jouir to come NOTE Used in the sexual sense 

g 

j 

k 

keuf (n.m) cop NOTE Urban language but don't say that 

to a cop... 

l 

la putain de ta mére ‡ You'r mother is a whore NOTE as 

"fils de pute" 

laisse be'ton Let it drop! NOTE [lEs'beto~] Verlan version 

of "laisse tomber" 

les Anglais (noun, masculine, plural) the Redcoats (the 

Red Flag, etc...) NOTE French, as any other language, 

has numerous periphrastic and euphemistic 

expressions to indicate female menstruation, a 

phenomenon that our male-dominated societies, until 

recently, did not consider dignified enough to even 

mention in society. The image of blood leads 

automatically to "les Anglais ont débarqué" (the 

Redcoats have landed), which proves how much the 

French loved the English. Other potential phrases 

include "Ma tante Rose a débarqué" (Aunt Rosie's 

arrived), "j'ai mes fleurs" (i've got my flowers - roses, 

probably), "j'ai mes ours" (i've got my bears), or the 

flat and very BCBG "je suis indisposée", equivalent to 

"I'm sick" in English and "Ich bin krank" in German. To 

be fair, let's admit that Tampax and other tampons 

certainly changed the outlook on periods: until then, 

most women had to wear big chunks of linen between 

their legs, and male children were inevitably exposed 

to bloody rags in chamberpots or other sanitary 

fixtures, certainly reinforcing negative visions of 

menstrual blood. 

livrer aux chiens (verb phrase) † to sacrifice to raving 

dogs NOTE the end of the Mitterand régime, after 14 

years of presidency for François Mitterand, were 

definitely marred by an endless list of financial 

scandals, both left and right. Several politicians even 

went to jail. Mitterand's last socialist prime minister, an 

unpleasant and ambitious yes-man who had become 

a reasonably competent but politically cloutless 

Finance minister, Pierre Bérégovoy, took the sound 

beating of the socialists in 1992 as his personal 

defeat...and felt threatened when it was revealed that 

he had not only been involved in shady deals to 

please the president's friends, but also for personal 

gain (primarily, an apartment in a luxury district of 

Paris, symbol of success for him, as the only member 

of the socialist elite who really had no advanced 

degrees and a popular origin). He committed suicide, 

and, in his funeral eulogy, the president launched into 

some stinging words against those who had "livré aux 

chiens" (thrown to the dogs) the "honor" of Bérégovoy. 

He meant, primarily, journalists. 

m 

MALPT! (Expletive) Used to wish someone tremendous 

good luck NOTE Abbreviation for the phrase "Merde A 

La Puissance Treize!" which is translated as "Shit to 

the thirteenth power". Origin unknown. Used as a 

friendly term. Example: a friend of yours is about to 

take an exam. You would say "MALPT!" to wish him 

well! 

maquereau (noun, masculine) pimp NOTE although the 

official word is "proxénète", noone but the cops and 

the courts uses it. A pimp is "un maquereau", and, 

when female, "une maquerelle", even "la mère 

maquerelle". Un maquereau is of course, literally, a 

fish (mackerel). See also "merlan" et "morue", to see 

how seafood impregnated French popular language, 

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probably because fishmongers (particularly the 

female) were considered to have as colorful a 

language as mule drivers: "un langage de charretier" 

(a cart-driver's vulgar speech) is no better than "une 

langue de poissonière" (a female fishmonger's 

speech). 

mec, un (noun, masc.) guy, dude, bloke NOTE Said to be 

the Verlan version of "homme." How reversing this 

word produces "mec," I don't know. It's very common, 

found in print and rap music as well as conversations. 

melon (noun, masculine) † an equivalent of : a damn 

Arab! NOTE A melon is obviously grown in hot, 

Mediterranean climates. The metaphor is therefore 

easy to understand. There are numerous words for 

the group (albeit 5,000,000 strong) that racist French 

people despise as much as American racists 

despise(d) niggers at one point: "les bougnoules", "les 

bicots", "les ratons" - and, when they are of Arab 

origin and French citizens (the nightmare of fascist 

leader Jean-Marie Le Pen!), "les beurs", "les petits 

beurs", and their female counterparts, "les beurettes". 

ménage a trois (noun) † threesome NOTE This term 

enjoys very popular usage in the States; pronounced 

"may-naj-sha-twa". 

merde (noun, F.) † shit 

merdeux † crap(py), shit(ty) (adjs) 

merlan (noun, masculine) hairdresser NOTE another 

word of maritime origin. Not to be confused with un 

maquereau! 

meuf, une a woman, une femme NOTE [moef] This is the 

Verlan version of "femme". The syllables are reversed, 

and "eu" is added 

meuf, une a woman, une femme NOTE [moef] This is the 

Verlan version of "femme". The syllables are reversed, 

and "eu" is added 

morue (noun, feminine) † a low-level whore NOTE morue 

(originally cod), like "merlan" or "maquereau", is a 

word referring originally to fish. "la morue" was 

obviously the most common fish, from the Middle 

Ages on (the only one you could dry, salt, and keep 

for all those periods when you had to eat fish). 

furthermore, unwashed female genitals (and, from the 

16th to the 19th century, washing was not a priority of 

most French people, rich or poor)definitely tend, after 

a few days, to smell in the not-so-refined way of notso-fresh 

fish, be it cod or any other... 

Mouffi ou Moufflarge ‡ A real fucking dick like a son of a 

bitch!!! 

moule (noun, feminine) vulva NOTE Commonly used. 

More descriptive (the female external genitals look like 

an open mussel, and somehow smell like it)than 

insulting (like con or cramouille for instance). This 

term has of course led to a lot of humorous doubleentendre, 

as in the late 19th century popular song "à 

la pêche aux moules, moules, moules, je veux m'en 

aller maman...". To be pronounced somewhat like 

"mool" for English speakers. 

n 

nique ta mère ‡ fuck your mother NOTE very common in 

the suburbs, especially among migrant population. 

Can also be abbreviated as "Ta mèreŠ" 

noune (common noun) vagina, female genitals NOTE 

(Pronounced as noonn) commonly used as the word 

reffering to the female genitals. Used in a replacement 

for vulva in a normal non formal conversation. 

o 

oignon (noun, masculine) onion - in fact, the ass or the 

asshole NOTE The reason for the analogy is probably 

that they're all round-shaped. L'oignon is therefore the 

equivalent of "le cul", and, just like it, we can consider 

the whole or the part: "lui carrer dans l'oignon", in 

slang, is to shove it in her (or alternatively his) 

asshole. 

p 

papa ☺ dad 

parachuter un senegalais (verb) ☺ to take a dump, 

crap, shit NOTE Local slang used in Bretagne. Literally, 

"to parachute a Senegalese." 

pédale queer, poof NOTE Variant of "pede" (qv). 

pédale (f), serin (m), grande folle (f), tapette (f), (all 

nouns) They are synonyms of queer, gays, 

homosexual. NOTE Commonly used words for 

homosexuals. The word in parentheses refers to the 

gender. Note that the "grande folle" refers more to a 

drag queen. 

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Pede Homosexual applied to men only. NOTE Very 

common use. 

pédé † queer, faggot NOTE Derogatory term for a gay 

man. 

péter (verb) to fart NOTE When conjugated, this verb 

takes the grave accent in the "je/tu/il/elle/on/ils/elles" 

forms, but NOT in the "nous/vous" forms, e.g., "Je 

pète" but "Vous petez." The verb "répeter" has an 

acute accent on the first syllable and should be 

pronounced that way; otherwise, the unwary foreigner 

will utter "Repetez, s'il vous plaît," which means 

"Please fart again" instead of "Répetez, s'il vous plaît," 

i.e., "Please, repeat [that]." 

péter plus haut que [son] cul (expression) to have an 

inflated opinion of oneself. Literally, to fart higher than 

[one's] asshole NOTE Mon prof pète plus haut de son 

cul.= My teacher's opinion of his own abilities is 

exaggerated. See "péter." 

pipe (noun, f) † blowjob NOTE Faire une pipe: To give a 

blowjob 

pipi ☺ pee, wee(-wee) NOTE "faire pipi": "to do/have a 

wee(-wee)/pee" 

pisser to pee, to piss NOTE More colloquial than 

offensive in French. Also used in senses such as "son 

nez pisse du sang" ("blood is pouring from his/her 

nose") 

poilu (noun, masc.) † a man who is a stud, a real hunk 

NOTE Literal translation: hairy, shaggy. Gay slang for 

men with hairy chests or with moustaches or beards. 

polichinelle (noun, masculine) a puppet - in this case, a 

duck NOTE although "un polichinelle" will be used in an 

amused way to indicate a kid, the full original 

expression is "elle a un polichinelle dans le tiroir", i.e. 

the equivalent of "she's got a duck in the oven"...in 

other words, she's pregnant. Just like periods were 

only referred to in an oblique way, well-bred people 

did not say about a woman (until the 1950s) that she 

was pregnant, except maybe for country folk who 

might have used "elle est grosse" as for animals. "Elle 

est dans une situation intéressante" was quite 

common until the 1940s. "Elle attend un bébé" would 

even have been too crude for children: they might 

have known that "les bébés" were not born in "les 

choux" (cabbages), or brought by "les cigognes" (the 

storks). Between males, however, crude speech was 

required...and "elle a un polichinelle dans l'tiroir" was, 

and still is, a common way to indicate that a lady is 

pregnant. 

pouffiasse (n.f) ‡ bitch, hore NOTE Very rude : use it to 

talk about some (bad) girl but never say it to the (bad) 

girl herself ! 

poulet (n.m) cop (litt. : chiken) NOTE Cops know this 

word but hate it ! 

pousse-crotte (masc. noun) ‡ push-shit NOTE 

homosexual - for men only :-) 

prendre son velo NOTE plonger (dans l eau) // to dive 

into the water (Didier est ce vraiment bien serieux??) 

putain ‡ bitch, cow, etc NOTE Derogatory term for a 

woman. 

putain † whore, tart, hooker NOTE Also used as an insult 

towards a woman. 

putain ‡ bloody hell!, fucking hell! NOTE As an 

interjection. 

pute ‡ whore NOTE Short form of "putain" 

pute ‡ bitch, cow, etc NOTE Derogatory term for a 

woman. Short form of "putain". 

q 

queue † prick, cock NOTE Literal meaning: "tail" (cf Latin 

"penis" meaning "tail"). 

r 

ramoner (verb, transitive) to sweep the chimney - i.e., to 

screw NOTE the in-out movement of the penis into the 

vagina or the rectum is of course a natural metaphor 

for the movement of the chimney-sweeper's brush, as 

it goes up and down the chimney at the end of its rope 

or long rod. The phrase "en avant, Simone, c'est moi 

qui ramone!", although playing on the rhyming sounds 

of Simone and ramone, does not necessarily, 

however, indicate intercourse: it's basically a way to 

say "let's go!" with a little phonetic twist. Where the 

French use "ramoner", Acadians use "râper" (to 

grate), which has little to do with a tougher quality of 

genitals due to the Maritime climate of Eastern 

Canada, but the movement of "va-et-vient", coming 

and going, associated with the grating of potatoes for 

"la râpure". See Acadian/Cajun dictionary for 

additional details. 

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s 

salop / salaud † bastard 

salope † bitch, slut 

se branler ‡ to wank, to masturbate NOTE Literally "to 

wobble oneself". 

se palucher (verb, reflexive) to give yourself a hand job 

NOTE This one is easy: most verbs relating to male 

(and sometimes female) masturbation, unless they are 

elaborate metaphors (see "chinois" for one)are 

reflexive verbs, the very example of the poor definition 

French grammars give of reflexive verbs: an action 

performed by the subject upon himself. The most 

standard verb is therefore "se masturber", followed by 

"se branler", but "se palucher", based on "paluche" 

meaning hand, comes close as a common form for 

what priests and conservative psychologists came to 

call l'"auto-gratification" (self-gratification) during the 

1950s. 

service trois pièces (noun phrase) three piece combo 

NOTE it isn't hard to figure out what the three pieces 

are: the prick and its two balls. It is another version of 

"la veuve et les deux orphelines", i.e. the normal male 

genital apparatus. The word "service" in this case is a 

metaphor borrowed from table vocabulary (utensils, 

tea or coffee cup with cream and sugar). 

t 

tante queen NOTE Derogatory term for a gay man. 

teuf (f.) party NOTE This is the Verlan version of "fe'te". 

The syllables are reversed, the final "e" is dropped 

and "eu" is added in place of of "e'". 

tirer (verb, transitive) to pull or to shoot NOTE The most 

common regular meaning of "tirer", i.e. to pull, can be 

found sometimes in popular phrases like the reflexive 

"se tirer la queue" (to pull on your putz). Most 

common, however, is the metaphor of a weapon 

shooting. Men are known to be fond of "tirer un coup" 

(to shoot their load), usually in an amorous battle on 

female battlegrounds. "Tirer" is sometimes used 

alone; it can also be used with other objects, like "tirer 

sa crampe" (literally, shooting to end your penile 

cramps). A bedroom may be referred to as "un champ 

de tir" (a shooting gallery). An unhappy pregnant lady 

may very well use it in a cynical way : "Oh, vous, les 

mecs, vous tirez votre coup, et vous vous foutez du 

reste" (You guys only want to shoot your wad and 

don't care about the consequences). 

trick (noun, masc.) † a man with whom a gay man has 

had sex NOTE This word was adopted directly from the 

American slang "Trick" with the same meaning. 

Another example of "Franglais". The word is used 

extensively by Renaud Camus in his novel, Tricks. 

tringle (feminine) † hard-on NOTE An erection. Used in 

the phrase "avoir la tringle" ("to have a hard-on"). 

Literal meaning: "rod". 

tringler (verb) † to fuck (see tringle) 

tringler (verb) † to fuck (see tringle) 

trique (noun, feminine) a boner NOTE la trique is a 

whipping instrument: "des coups de trique" could only 

be erotic in a sado-masochist context. Unless we take 

the word, as is taken metaphorically here, as in "la 

trique" (a fuck), "avoir la trique" (to be horny as hell), 

the obvious reference being to the hard and yet 

somewhat flexible qualities of the erect virile 

appendage. The same idea of a hard instrument, as in 

"rod" in English, appears in a word phonetically quite 

similar to "trique" : "la tringle" (a curtain rod), the verb 

"tringler" being commonly used as a transitive verb: "il 

l'a tringlée" (he fucked her), "se faire tringler" (to be 

fucked). 

trou du cul (abrev : trou duc') † asshole NOTE Is said for 

a (male) person you consider as ridiculous or stupid. 

Handle with care ! 

turlute (noun, f) † blowjob 

Un bonjour de Marwan A fucking hello from a dick 

u 

v 

va te faire foutre! ‡ fuck off! NOTE Literally "go and get 

fucked!" 

va t'faire enculer chez les Grecs! (verb phrase) go get 

fucked up the ass by the Greeks! NOTE refer this one 

to the verb "enculer" (to fuck up the ass), but consider 

it primarily of use between males: ancient Greeks 

were considered the ultimate paederasts, valuing 

highly the man-boy sexual relationship (women being 

there for reproductive purposes only). no wonder, 

then, that when the French want to get rid of a real 

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pain...in the ass, they're sending him to the Athens of 

antiquity! 

veuve (noun, feminine) widow - a dick reduced to being 

wanked NOTE "La veuve" has several meanings in 

French, the two better known apart from its original 

meaning (a woman left alone because of the death of 

her husband, a common occurrence during the many 

wars of French history)being: a) the "guillottine", the 

machine made to cut heads at the time of the French 

1789 Revolution, i.e a widow-maker; and b)the penis 

of a lonely man, reduced - like a widow - to solitary 

hand pleasures. Usually, "la veuve" can also be 

known as "la veuve poignet" (a widowed wrist, 

obviously the instrument of solitary bliss). She usually 

has two children, obviously fatherless, "les deux 

orphelines" (the two orphans), i.e. the poor testicles 

reduced to producing lonesome semen. Sometimes, 

however, a member of the female sex (or of any other 

persuasion) will come to the help of the poor triad and 

make "la veuve et les deux orphelines" as merry as 

can be. 

viande a pneus (driving expression) meat for tires NOTE 

pedestrian. Pretty obvious if you already crossed a 

street in Paris. 




y 

y'a du monde au balcon (verb phrase) what a set of 

knockers! NOTE French females are usually rather 

petites, and thre ideal standard for tits remains the 

champagne cup - a rather small format, as opposed to 

the ample breasts found on American women, for 

instance. "Y'a du monde au balcon" indicates that she 

certainly has an ample chest to greet males with...It is 

somewhat analogous to "Es gibt Holz vor der Tür" 

(there's a pile of wood before the door) in German. 

There are unfortunately less refined ways to indicate 

that ample knockers do not correspond to the French 

small-tit standard: "c'est une vraie vache (laitière)" 

(she's a real cow!). 




The Alternative Frisian Dictionary 

s 

spultsje (noun) 1) male genitals 2) game NOTE It spultsje 

fan Gurbe is de muoite wurdich. Gurbe's game/private 

parts is/are interesting. 

The Alternative Galician Dictionary 

c 

f 

carallo (masc. noun) penis NOTE Normally used as an 

fillo de puta (phrase) † son of a bitch NOTE This phrase 

interjenction:"carallo!" To say "suck my dick" would be is considered strong and it is usually pronounced with 

"chupa meo carallo". 

a lot of anger from the person who is saying it.The 

cona (fem. noun) † cunt NOTE Usualy employed by 

most common usage is in the sentence :Ti es un fillo 

women in phrases like: -Vai lava-la cona: Bugger-off - 

de puta, meaning you are a son of a bitch. 

Non me toque-la cona: Stop to fuck me 

foder (verb) Fuck, to have sex NOTE This is the Galician 

translation for the Spanish verb:joder. It can be used 

as a verb meaning to have sex, and it can also be 

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used as an exclamation meaning:fuck!. It is a widely 

spread word around Galicia, and even though some 

years ago could be considered strong, it is not that 

strong anymore. To the contrary, it is widely used by 

Galician adolescents as well as older people. 

lacazan (adjetive) lazy NOTE Word describing people 

who are lazy and/or stupid 

l 

m 

merda (noun) † Shit,crap,to produce excrement NOTE 

This word is similar to "mierda" in spannish and 

to"merda" in Italian 

vai tomar polo cu fuck you/fuck off NOTE similar to 

portuguese phrase 

vay facer merda † go do a shit,fuck off.go away NOTE 

Often used by anoyed adults to people who are 

speaking rubbish 

v 

The Alternative German Dictionary 

a 

abpoofen (verb, reflexive) to take a nap or doze off 

NOTE implies laziness; not proper cocktail party diction. 

abrauchen (verb) be destroyed, explode NOTE Was 

machen Sie, wenn Ihnen die Kiste abraucht?! - What 

will you do if the thing gets destroyed?! -- Ethymology: 

Rauch = smoke; rauchen = to smoke -- Literal 

translation: 'to smoke away' 

abschädeln † to booze 

abspritzen (verb, intrans) † to ejaculate 

amtlich propper, good in a cool way 

anbaggern (verb, trans, seperable prefix) to approach 

s.b. NOTE to approach someone (usually of the 

opposite sex) with sexual intentions 

angraben (verb, trans) same as "anbaggern" NOTE 

literal 'to dig on someone' 

anmachen flirt,hit,give the eye NOTE Usually used by 

younger people in schools when approaching the 

ooposite sex ,or as an encourage for male to make a 

pass on shy girl: -Mach sie an!(literally:Make a pass!) 

anschaffen to work as a prostitute 

anscheißen (irreg. verb, trans., sep.) to report (sb) NOTE 

Er schiß mich bei der Polizei an = He reported me to 

the police 

anscheißen (verb, transitive, seperable prefix) to scold, 

to reprimand s.b. 

anscheißen (irreg. verb, trans., sep.) to do the dirty (on 

sb.) NOTE da hast Du Dich aber anscheißen lassen = 

you were really done there 

anscheißen (irreg. verb, trans., sep.) to give (sb) a 

bollocking NOTE mostly used in a nominalized form: 

Mein Chef gab mir einen Anschiß = My boss gave me 

a bollocking 

Arsch, der ass, buttocks NOTE can be used as an insult, 

synonymously with 'Arschloch' 

arschficken (trans.) † to penetrate the ass NOTE 

"normal" way of fucking for gays 

Arschlecker (noun, m) † arse licker NOTE used as insult 

or as pejorative reference to somebody 

Arschloch, das anus; detrimental person NOTE 

derogatory; second meaning very common nowadays. 

Arschlochkarte ziehen, die to be down on one's luck 

NOTE to get the blank 

Aufreisser, der (noun, m) ? NOTE literally: someboby 

who (tries to) tears open somebody else (girls usually) 

less often used in the femal version: Aufreisserin Der 

alte Aufreisser hat sie rumgekriegt! - This old fucker 

got her! 

b 

baggern (verb, intrans.) to approach NOTE to approach 

one or more persons (usually of the opposite sex) with 

sexual intentions 

Bert (masc. noun) † complete idiot. NOTE Also an out-offashion 

first name. 

bescheißen (irreg. verb, trans.) to cheat NOTE literally: to 

shit (on sb.) 

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beschissen † Shitty, fucked up, quite poor NOTE Der 

Flug war ganz beschissen.= The flight was really 

shitty. 

beschnitten circumcised 

besorgen † to fuck s.b. (obligatory orgasm) NOTE 

Usage: Er hat es ihr besorgt = He fucked her alright 

Beule,die erection 

Bierficker (masc. noun) † insult; literally 'beerfucker' 

NOTE could mean 'someone whose dick is so small 

that it fits into the opening of a beer bottle'. maybe 

that's why it's an insult. 

blasen (verb) to give a blow-job NOTE usage: jemandem 

einen blasen 

bollern † to fuck 

braut, die (noun) bride NOTE General meaning: bride. 

When used by teens or twens also meaning: Very nice 

and cute girl. Example: He, schau dir mal die Braut 

dort an ! --> Hey, look at this bird ! 

Bumsbomber, der (noun) † Literally: "Fuckerbomber" 

NOTE In the 70's and 80's many German men took 

tours to Thailand for the express purpose of living out 

sexual fantasies, e.g., group sex, sex with exotic 

women, etc. Flights heavily populated with such 

"tourists" were the so-called "Bumsenbombers." See 

"Tripper-Clipper." 

bumsen † to fuck 

Busengrapscher, der Tit-toucher NOTE Someone who 

touches another woman's breasts, against that 

person's will, normally from behind. In the 1980's there 

was a scandal in Germany when a member of 

parliament of the Green party was found to have done 

this to one of his famale colleagues. 

dicke Eier haben (phrase) ‡ to be (very, very) horny 

NOTE literal 'to have big nuts (testes)' 

dummschwallen to talk nonsense 

Dumpfbacke (fem. noun) † lit. "dumbcheek", dimwit, 

stupid or boring person NOTE very colloquial, street 

jargon, obviously not too polite 

Eier, die testicles NOTE Used in plural only. 

d 

e 

f 

ficken (transitive) to fuck NOTE Only used to refer to anal 

or vaginal penetration. 

Fischkopf (noun) "Fishhead" Somebody from the 

northern provinces 

Flocken, die (noun, pl.) money NOTE literal 'flakes', very 

common 

Fotze, die ‡ vagina NOTE used also as injury for a 

woman 

Fresse, die (noun) † face 

Fünf gegen einen masturbation 

furzen to fart 

g 

Gebabbel, das nonsense, stupid talk NOTE used in 

Hessen (Frankfurt and surroundings) 

Gebrabbel, das nonsense, stupid talk 

geigen (verb) † to fuck NOTE literal translation: to play 

the violin 

geil (adjective) horny NOTE nowadays very widely used 

to express positive sentiments towards anything (ex. 

ein geiles Lied, geiles Auto, geiles Buch etc.). 

Stronger forms (only with this meaning): saugeil, 

tierisch geil, affengeil, oberaffentittengeil 

Gertrud † fucky girl, woman,whore,bitch...etc... 

Gesabbel, das nonsense, stupid talk 

Geschwalle, das nonsense, stupid talk 

Gesülze, das nonsense, stupid talk 

Göbelmasse, die (fem. nom.) alcoholic drinks NOTE Er 

hat sich kübelweise Göbelmasse in den Kopp gekippt. 

He drank quite a lot of alcohol. lit: vomitsubstance 

göbeln (verb, intrans) to vomit 

grapschen {= grabschen} to touch NOTE Used when 

someone touches another person's ass, breasts, 

reproductive organs against that person's will. 

Hinterlader, der (noun, m) ☺ breech-loader NOTE also 

used as weak insult for male, passive homosexuals 

litteraly: charged from behind 

Hosenscheisser, der † Someone who always shits in 

their pants NOTE a common insult 

Hure whore 

Hurensohn † son of a bitch 

h 

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Ische girl or woman NOTE Used to describe one's own 

or somebody else's gilrfriend: "...seine Ische". Slang, 

but not insulting (except for feminists). Basically 

"Manta"-dialect (used by car mechanics and 

hairdressers) 

Jabolo (masc. noun) Informal greeting or harmless 

insult NOTE A bit of a cult in the Southwest of 

Germany. Example: Jabolo, Schleim was geht? Fore 

more details check out the Jabolo Homepage at 

http://www.ee.ed.ac.uk/~ee3kv/jabolo.html 

jemandem einen blasen to give somebody a blow job 

i 

j 

k 

kacken (verb, intr.) to shit 

Kennsch de Wayne? {Wayne intressiert's?} † Who the 

fuck cares? NOTE Quite offensive if you say it to 

someone who's just told you something they consider 

interesting. 

kiffen to get high, to toke 

Kippe, die (noun, feminine singular) cigarette NOTE 

Example: Hast du mal 'ne Kippe? 

Kiste, die (noun, f.) female breasts, tits NOTE esp. used 

when the tits are big (Die hat eine große Kiste = She 

has big tits) 

Kitzler (noun, masculine) Clitoris NOTE Commonly used. 

Roughly equivalent to the short form "clit" in English. 

Klampfe (fem. noun) guitar 

klatschen (verb, transitive) † to clap, to beat up NOTE 

This word is used by right-wing gangs for beating up 

racial or ethnic minorities (Türken klatschen, einen 

Neger klatschen) 

Klo, das Public men's room. The can. NOTE This word 

made famous in the movie 'Taxi zum Klo.' 

Klo, das loo 

Klugscheißer, der smart ass NOTE refers to a person 

who talks like he is very clever, where in reality he is 

very obviously not clever at all 

knallen † to fuck NOTE Verb, transitive 

kotzen (verb, intrans) to vomit 

krank (adjective) sick (having her period) NOTE a 

common way for a woman to let a gentleman know 

that she's flying the red flag: "ich bin krank". It could of 

course be lots of other things, and only the context will 

make it clear (he's ready to roll in the hay, and she's 

less than enthusiastic). 

Krumbaschniedschie (mas. noun) german potatoe 

pancake (Trier slang) 

kübeln (verb, intrans) to vomit NOTE Kübel, der (noun, 

m.) = bucket 

Lappen, der driver license NOTE literal translation: rag, 

cloth. German driver licenses were once made of 

large (A5 folded in half) gray paper 

Latte, die lath, erection 

Leck' mich kiss my ass NOTE Shortform of "Leck mich 

am Arsch"; In Bavaria also usable as expression of 

pleasure, surprise or even compliment ("Leck mi, 

schaut die gu(a)t aus") 

l 

m 

Mäuse, die (noun, pl.) money NOTE literal 'mice', very 

common 

Moese, die † vagina 

moesen saft † cunt juice NOTE I fancy a pint of cunt juice 

Moos, das (noun, n.) money NOTE literal 'moss', very 

common 

Möpse (noun,pl.) boobs, female breasts NOTE see 

official lotto slogan 'ran an die möpse' 

n 

nageln (verb, transitive or intransitive) to copulate (with 

someone) NOTE literal:'to fix with a nail', funny, but not 

offensive expression 

Nutte, die whore 

ochsen to fuck 

Ödbacke, die boring person NOTE literal translation: 

boring cheek 

orgeln (verb) † to fuck NOTE literal translation: to play 

the organ 

Pappnase,die ☺ NOTE detrimental person ; stupid 

person 

o 

p 

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Pappnase,die ☺ NOTE detrimental person ; stupid 

person 

Patte, die (noun, f.) money NOTE no literal translation, 

very common 

Pflaume, die (noun, f.) † female genital region NOTE 

literal 'Prune', offensive 

Pimmel † penis NOTE noun 

poppen to fuck NOTE used in a funny sense 

Poppstar (m, noun) see poppen NOTE The person U R 

talking to should know the word 'poppen'. It is a 

combination with engl. Popstar. This has only a funny 

meaning.;) 

puderdose (fem. noun) pussy, twat NOTE rather nice 

discription for a pussy but should not be used in polite 

conversations. 

pudern † to fuck 

Pups, der (noun, m) a fart NOTE children's language 

q 

Querfotze (fem. noun) ‡ Literally 'cunt going sideways' 

NOTE Only say it if you want to really offend a woman. 

rammeln to fuck NOTE Rammler = male rabbit or hare 

rammeln † to fuck NOTE Rammler = male rabbit or hare 

reihern (verb, intrans) to vomit NOTE Reiher, der (noun, 

m.) = heron (big fishcatching bird) 

Rottler (masc. noun) † wanker NOTE Hessian term. 

runterholen, sich einen to masturbate 

r 

s 

Sack, der testicles, balls 

Sackratten lousy animals,nisting at the balls,not funny 

Scheisse, die ‡ shit 

Scheißhaus, das (noun, n.) loo, toilet NOTE literal 'shit 

house', common, but not suitable for public usage 

Schlampe, die † unorderly woman NOTE woman who 

neglects her appearance or her household duties or 

who fucks around. Used as an insult by intolerant 

people. 

Schlampenschlepper, der (noun) Pimp's car; literally 

"slut dragger." NOTE Used to indicate a (usually) large, 

American automobile, like those commonly seen in 

film scenes depicting pimps and their working girls. An 

old wreck. 

Schnecke (fem. noun) ☺ penis NOTE child language. 

Schnecke, die (noun, f.) handsome female persone 

NOTE literal 'snail', of course considered offensive by 

feminists 

Schniedel, der (noun) penis NOTE funny expression, not 

offensive 

Schnitte, die (n.) chick NOTE Schau dir 'mal die Schnitte 

an! (Look at that chick!) 

schnitten nageln † to nail some chicks NOTE common 

slang 

Schnittenalarm (n.) lit. chickalarm, means "that there 

are some chicks around" 

Schoßglatze,die (fem, nom) circumcision NOTE He is 

circumcised. / Er hat eine Schoßglatze lit.: baldheaded 

lap 

schrullen, abschrullen (verb) † to piss NOTE Example: 

Muss schrullen wie's Tier! 

Schwaadlappen (noun) cologne dialect for a person 

who talks endlessly NOTE Du bist mir aber ein 

Schwaadlappen 

Schwanz, der penis 

Schwanzlutscher, der (noun, m) ‡ cocksucker 

Schwengel, der (noun) † penis 

schwul gay NOTE Formerly derogatory, now used by gay 

people to refer to themselves. 

Ständer, der erection 

Steifer (noun, masc.) erection NOTE einen Steifen haben 

= have an erection 

Strapse, die (plural) girdles 

strullen (verb, intr.) to piss NOTE used in a funny sense 

t 

tackern to fuck 

Titten, die (noun, pl., f.) female breasts, tits NOTE 

common, but offensive 

Torte Pretty Woman, Foxy Lady NOTE Hey, Torte komm 

mal her zu mir! 

Tripper, der (noun) † The "Clap" [gonorrhea] NOTE The 

term is related to the verbs "tropfen" (to drip) and 

"triefen" (to run like a fluid, to drip). Obviously this has 

to do with the physical effects of the illness. 

Tripper-Clipper, der (noun) † Literally: "Clap [gonorrhea] 

clipper" NOTE In the 70's and 80's many German men 

took tours to Thailand for the express purpose of living 

out sexual fantasies, e.g., group sex, sex with exotic 

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women, etc. Return flights were heavily populated with 

such "tourists" who were often exposed to, if not 

infected with a social disease. See "Bumsenbomber." 

tuete, die (noun) Joint NOTE The common way for young 

people to say 'joint'. Example: Gib mir mal die Tuete 

rueber - Pass me the joint. 

Tunte, die gay, transvestite NOTE used for "obviously" 

homosexual persons 

Tussi young girl NOTE geile Tussi: good looking girl 

v 

verdammter Schweinehund (neut. noun) idiot; absolute 

moron; dodo NOTE Pronounced fair-DAHM-tir 

SHVINE-hoont; means, literally, "Damned pigdog." 

Can be used as an expletive: "Ach! Verdammter 

Schweinhund!" or as an insult: "Du bist ein 

verdammter Schweinhund." Means stupid in a sloppy, 

revolting, or ridiculous way. Uncommon. 

verpissen, sich (verb) † to go away (literally: piss 

oneself away) NOTE Verpiß Dich! = go away! 

vögeln (verb, intrans.) to fuck (each other) NOTE very 

widely used in the 1970s and early 80s. 

w 

wegflexen, jemanden (inf. verb) † to flatten someone 

NOTE Er hat ihn weggeflext. He knocked him over. 

weisser Bart (male noun) † similar to pearl necklace, 

white {sperm} beard NOTE semen on one's chin after 

fellatio 

wichsen (verb, intransitive) to masturbate NOTE the 

transitive usage with the original meaning 'to polish' as 

in "Schuhe wichsen" is falling into disuse. 

wie's Tier (expression) like an animal NOTE Very popular 

in the Southwest to emphasize what you say. 

wixen (verb, intransitive) to masturbate NOTE alternative 

spelling: wichsen 

Wixer, der † masturbator, asshole NOTE generally used 

as an insult. alternative spelling: Wichser 

Wo hockt de Bus? † Who the fuck cares? NOTE Literally 

'where is the bus?' 

z 

Zuhälter, der (noun) A pimp 

zusammenscheißen (verb, transitive, seperable prefix) 

† to scold, to reprimand s.b. NOTE much more 

aggressive than 'anscheißen' 

The Alternative Greek Dictionary 

a 

adelfi (noun) homosexual (male), wimp, sissy NOTE 

Literally means "sister". Moderately offensive word to 

refer to someone who is gay. 

arhidi † testical, balls (singular) NOTE used very 

commonly by youths describing someone who has 

betrayed them, backstabed them or in general has 

done something secretely against their friendship. 

g 

gama stavros sou (phrase NB. the g is soft,like Arabic 

gh)) ‡ I fucked your cross NOTE Both obscene and 

blasphemous, and deeply offensive on both counts. 

Used to someone who has really pissed you off (and 

is preferably smaller than you!) 

gamw (w stands for omega, pronounced "o") † to fuck, 

to screw NOTE Frequently used in all kinds of 

circumstances, and in various forms: "Gamw'to!" 

("Damn!") "Thelw na tin gamisw" ("I'd like to screw 

her") "Ta gamisa" ("I messed up"). 

h 

hevimetallaras headbanger, or long haired heavy metal 

fan NOTE This word is the term used to describe a 

person who belongs to the subcultural group referred 

to in English as Headbangers or Heavy Metal fans. It 

is a nice way to categirise someone, thus insulting 

them, or it can be seen as an insult because it can 

also mean (you long haired loser wastoid) 

hyessou, hyesse [HYESS-oo, HYESS-eh] (verb, usually 

imperative) † bullshit; shit NOTE In Greece, they would 

say "Ay hyessou," Greek-Americans in New Jersey 

and Atlanta, Georgia often say "Hyesse" or, in an 

American sentence, "hyessie," as in, You looked 

scared enough to hyessie your pants." It is most often 

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used as an expletive expressing disbelief: "Ay 

Hyessou!" 

k 

kargiola (noun) ‡ bitch, whore NOTE Very offensive, 

refering to a bad-mannered woman who is - 

supposedly- looking for sex all the time. "Parata tin 

kargiola!": "Dump the bitch!" 

koproskilo ‡ Dirtydog or dogshit NOTE The word kopro 

means shit and the word skilo means dog. Use this 

word to insult someone, it means they are a dirty 

piece of the lowest form of shit. Or it can also be slang 

for bastard. 

m 

malakas (noun) † wanker, someone who masturbates 

frequently NOTE A very common word in Greek. Its 

modern meaning is just "stupid", or "incapable". Used 

freely among friends, quite offensive against 

strangers! 

mouni (noun) † vagina NOTE Common, but slang; 

should not be used in front of ladies! Can mean also a 

very nice woman: "Thee mou, ti mouni einai auto?" 

"My God, what a gorgeous woman!". Sometimes also 

means a messy situation: "Ta'kana mouni" "I screwed 

up everything". 

munga a dude, or someone with an attitude problem 

NOTE You can use this word as an insult, you can call 

someone a manga if you think he/she is too full of 

themselves, or an egoist. Or you can call your friend a 

munga or a mungaki as a term of affection, or when 

the word is used sarcastically. Munga is usually the 

masculine form of the noun, and mungissa is the 

female form of the noun. 

p 

poesty † NOTE The correct form and spelling of the noun 

is "pousths"; the letter "h" stands for eta, and is 

pronounced "i". Today it is mainly used as a heavy 

insult, and to refer to someone who has done you 

wrong: "Ton pousth, mou katastrepse to amaksi!" ("He 

wrecked my car, the son of a bitch!") 

poesty † faggot NOTE Pronounced 'poostee.' Unsure of 

the spelling, will have to ask my greek friends. 

skata (explative) † shit 

s 

t 

ti mano popi sekone rroosooza pootanis (phrase) † 

Your mother is a whore with the face of a gargoyle 

NOTE My friend's greek mother would say this to her 

when she (the monther, that is) was mad. 

The Alternative Gujarati Dictionary 

chootio (masc. adjective) † Dickhead, jerk NOTE Lit. 

"of/from the cunt" 

c 

The Alternative Haitian Creole French Dictionary 

c 

g 

coucoune (noun, feminine) pussy NOTE the sweet 

get maman ou (interjection) † fuck your mother NOTE 

repetitive sounds of creole make a coucoune sound 

common but strong insult usually used to bark at bad 

even more tempting that a standard pussy! 

drivers in Port-au-Prince 

The Alternative Hawaiian Dictionary 

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haole (noun, neuter) White person, or less commonly 

foreiner NOTE Literally means foreigner but is used 

h 

much more sommonly as a reference to White people: 

The Haoles are taking over the islands. 

kea † white 

k 

The Alternative Hebrew Dictionary 

b 

m 

ben zsona † son of a bitch 

Magneev Great! NOTE A very positive interjection 

e 

s 

Eize melekh! you're great! (literaly means - what a 

sheretz mekori notef mugla an original creep with infect 

king!) NOTE often used in irony, but also when overprasing 

wound 

someon. 

sh-tok(masc. phrase), shit-kah (fem. phrase) † shut 

up 

h 

hantarish lakerda the most favorite reudor menashes 

curse 

hulio , tobleron , eduardo , haargaz the names of reudor 

menashes 

i 

Inahl Rabak Ars Ya Choosharmuta Go to Hell With your 

Fucking Father 

Jiffa (masc. noun) garbage, filth NOTE Everything that is 

a little bit dirty is reffered to as "Jiffa". 

j 

NOTE The masculine phrase is one syllable, the 

feminine is 2 syllables with the emphasis on the 

second syllable. 

k 

y 

l 

z 

La'a'za'zel, aani gommer! (phrase) † Damn it, I'm 

Zayin † Dick, cock NOTE Common slang word for penis 

ejaculating (coming) 

Lekh teda ‡ Go fuck yourself 

t 

tembel stupid morron 

Tizdayen/tizdayeni ‡ Go fuck yourself NOTE Tizdayen to 

a guy/tizdayeni to a gal 

T'kharev betak † Drop dead NOTE Yemenite slang. 

Literally "May your house be destroyed. 

Tsafdina (noun, female) A teacher NOTE Originates from 

a host-show, starring a male dressed as the cliche 

female teacher. 

Khappes mi ye'na'a'ne'a ot'kha! literaly means - go 

Ya Ben Sharmuta Son of a Hore 

search who will jiggle (rock) you! NOTE When you want Ya khatikhat khara ‡ You piece of shit! NOTE Said in 

to tell someone off, or just take them off your back... 

anger or when talking about the dumb fucker whose 

Koos ‡ pussy NOTE also used in phrase "Koos ummek", your boyfriend 

your mother's pussy. From Arabic 

Ya Man Maniak You Fucking Meniack ! 

The Alternative Hindi Dictionary 

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behen chod (singular) sister fucker NOTE This is the 

most common of the hindhi abuses 

bhadwaa pimp (person who solicits customers for 

whores) NOTE Used commonly. derived from the 

streets of Bombay. 

bhen chowd Fuck your Sister NOTE This is the most 

common of the hindhi abuses. Even though it is 

accepted during conversations with friends 

chuutya ‡ cunthole EG tum chuutya ho you're an 

asshole. 

b 

c 

g 

gaandu (noun, masc.) gay NOTE This is used to swear 

at a person since the PC movement is not too strong 

in India. probably derived from gaand which means 

ass. 

gote balls NOTE pronounced as goat-aey often used in 

phrases like gote pe laath maara meaning kick 

someone on the balls or gote dab gaye (balls got 

squeezed), gote mu mein aa gaye (balls were in his 

mouth) meaning someone (usually male) was in deep 

trouble. 

haram zadah (noun) † gloss: illegal product. trans: 

bastard EG haram zadah, eeder ao! bastard, come 

h 

here! EG wo Amit haram zadah heh that Amit is a 

bastard 

hijda (noun) transvestite NOTE In Bombay, where the 

transvestite community is rather visible, this word is 

often used to communicate a lack of testicular 

fortitude on the part of the object. It is a loose 

equivalent of the English phrase "Take off your skirt". 

kuttiya (fem. sing) ☺ bitch 

k 

l 

lavDa (noun) ‡ prick, penis NOTE This is Bombay street 

slang, and is often used, but almost exclusively by 

males. 

lund choos Suck my dick NOTE Lund - dick choos - suck 

m 

ma ki chut ‡ mother's pussy NOTE pronounced 'maa key 

chooth' 

madar chowd † motherfucker 

r 

randi (noun) † prostitute, whore NOTE Again a term that 

originated on the streets and brothels of Bombay, it is 

most frequently used to describe the nature of the 

object's mother or sister. The word itself is not 

offensive, it is the context it is used within that leads to 

its strength as an expletive. 

The Alternative Hungarian Dictionary 

a béka segge alatt (expression) † in extremely poor 

condition (often financially) NOTE This is a humorous 

expression. It means that sy or sg (often a county) is 

not too well off. The literal translation tells it all: to be 

under the frog's ass. 

agyilag zokni (expression) stupid NOTE This is a living 

example of the richness of the Hungarian language. 

The expression literally means 'mental sock (ie. 

footwear)'. It's hard to explain why people compare 

sy's mental capacity to a sock, but it's funny, isn't it? 

a 

alfarhang (noun) fart NOTE A humorous word. It is used 

because the vowels in it are the same. Literally: the 

the sigh of the valve of your ass 


because the vowels in it are the same. Literally: the 

sound of the lower part of your bottom 


because the consonants in it are the same. Literally: 

the sound of the lower part of your bottom 

angyal bo"gyo"ro" (descriptive noun) angel's penis NOTE 

Hungarian expression for hommmade, handformed 

potatoe noodles resembling small penis, consequently 

called angel's penis (literal translation) 

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angyalbõr (non-count noun) military uniform NOTE A 

funny word. Refers chiefly to the common soldiers' 

uniform. Literal transl.: Angels' skin 

anyád (one-noun expression) ‡ your mother NOTE 

Expression of discontent with sy. To mention sy's 

mother in Hungarian is very hurting, avoid, if possible. 

átbaszni valakit ‡ to cheat sy NOTE Transitive verb. A 

typical sentence: 'Sanyit átbaszták az abc-ben.' = Alex 

was ripped off in the supermarket. 

az anya'd ki'nja ‡ your mother's labours pain 

az apád faszát (expression) ‡ expression of refusal 

NOTE Literally: '(Do it to) your father's dick'. 

az isten bassza meg a bu"do"s ru"csko"s kurva 

anya'dat ‡ curse. 'May God fuck you stinking wrinkled 

whore mother'. NOTE Very strong curse. Be prepared 

for trouble when used. 

az Isten faszát (expression) ‡ the Lord's penis NOTE A 

widesprad Hungarian swear. Used when one's very 

angry. 

b 

balfasz ‡ sucker NOTE Noun. Describes someone who 

can easily decieved. 'Hogy te mekkora balfasz vagy!' 

What a stupid sucker you are. 

balhe' scandal, trouble NOTE Noun. Count. Pronunc. 

bolhay 

baromarcu' (adjective) † bovine faced NOTE used to talk 

about an irritating man; often in the expression: 

"Baromarcu' a'llat" "Bovine faced animal" 

pronunciation: /'baromartsoo/ 

Baszd Meg ‡ Fuck Off 

baszni ‡ to copulate; fuck NOTE Transitive and 

intransitive verb. Usage widespread and varied. Can 

take prefixes which change its meaning. 

baszódj meg (expression) ‡ fuck you NOTE Literally: get 

fucked. Used by certain young people. 

Baszom a sza'd sze'le't, Sanyika'm! (expression) 

Cheers! NOTE A friendly expression when drinking 

together. Literally: "I fuck the corner of your mouth, my 

dear Alexander!" 

baszomfitty † whatever NOTE Replaces an unknown 

word or expression (preferably an object). 

be van parázva (expression) be afraid NOTE This is a 

not too well-known expession, but it is quite funny. 

be van szarva (expression) † be scared NOTE Literally 

beköpni (trans. verb) to inform on, tell on sy NOTE The 

root of this verb (köpni) means to spit. Ki köpött be a 

zsaruknak?? Who informed on me to the police? 

bemószerolni (verb) to denigrate sy NOTE Originally 

used by thieves, this word has become quite popular, 

though nowadays it isn't used very often. 

béna (adj) clumsy NOTE A widespread slang word. 

Pronunc: bay-nah. Lit. meaning: crippled. 

benyomni (intrans. verb) to get drunk NOTE This verb is 

very often used among young people. A typical 

sentence: 'Úgy be volt nyomva, mint az albán szamár' 

- he was as drunk as an Albanian donkey. Literally: to 

push in 

beseggelni (verb) † to learn sg NOTE This is a word 

used by students. It reflects the monotonousness of 

the learning process. You can find the word 'segg' 

(arse) in the root of the word, as this is the part of your 

body that's used most when you learn. 

bizgentyû contraption, gadget NOTE A funny Hungarian 

word. Use it freely, you will be popular. 

bokorugró (count noun) soldier NOTE Refers to a soldier 

in the infantry. Lit.: 

botoslujza (noun) policewoman NOTE This is a very 

funny word, though it's not used too often 

(unfortunately). The litelal translation is Lujza (a 

female name) with a stick (that is, truncheon)... 

bóvli (count noun) worthless, useless, corny object NOTE 

Things referred to with this word are often bought_ in 

markets, jumble sales etc. They are often cheap. 

böszme huge, enormous NOTE Adjective. Used to 

describe big, clumsy things or people. Though it is not 

considered as an 'ugly' word, don't use it to describe 

your friend's size... On the other hand, this is a very 

funny word, you can always gain polularity if you use it 

between peolpe of the same age. Pronunciation: 

'boesmeh' 

brunyálni (intransitive verb) to piss, leak NOTE Not a 

frequent verb, but accepted slang. 

buli party; cool stuff NOTE Two typical sentences to 

illustrate the two meanings of this word: 'Pénteken buli 

lesz nálunk' We are having a party on Friday. 'Nagyon 

buli ez a póló!' This t-shirt is very cool. 

bunyo' fight, often streetfight or boxing NOTE Noun. 

Count. Pronunc. boonyoh 

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burkolni to eat NOTE A funny verb. Not strong at all. 

Denotes 'quickly and soundly'. Orig. meaning 'to 

cover' 

buzi † homosexual (male) NOTE Adjective or noun. 

Equivalent to 'gay', though a bit stronger. 

Homosexuals are looked down on in Hungary. 

büdös stinking, lousy NOTE Adjective or noun. Can be 

used literally (itt büdös van = this place has a bad 

odour) or figuratively (nem kaptam egy büdös vasat 

sem = I didn't get a lousy penny' 

c 

ciki Unpleasant NOTE Noun or adjective. "Ciki helyzet" 

means unpleasant situation Pronunc. Tsiky heyzet 

csaj (count noun) girl NOTE This word is widely used and 

considered to be quite an acceptable slang word. 

Pronunc. 'tchoy' 

cseho' pub, haunt NOTE Count noun. refers to a bad 

place. Pronun. tshehoh 

csöves (noun) tramp, homeless NOTE This word was 

born (to my best knowledge) in the communist era. 

Everybody knew that there were people who didn't 

work and had no permanent dwelling,though officials 

denied it. These people were the 'csövesek' (tramps). 

The root of the word is 'csõ' (tube), as they were said 

to have lived in tubes on the edge of cities. Pron.: 

tchoevesh 

d 

dagadt fat NOTE Adjective. A typical expression with this 

word is 'dagadt disznó' which means fat pig. This is a 

very rude expression this way. 

dilis (noun) ☺ silly NOTE It's not considered to be a 

strong word, though it means stupid, eccentric. 

Pronunciation: deeleesh 

duma (noun) talk (often idle) NOTE Pronunc. dooma. 

Verb: dumálni. 

durmolni to sleep soundly NOTE Intransitive verb. 

dzsallni to walk, go NOTE Tr. an intr. verb. 'Na, 

eldzsallok a dizsibe' means Well, I'm going to the 

disco. A word of gypsy origins. Pronun. jallni 

dzsaval walk, go around NOTE Not every Hungarian 

knows this - so far... 

e 

elbaszni ‡ to spoil, ruin, screw up NOTE Transitive verb. 

Use if you are really angry or have doubts about 

something. 'Már megint elbasztam!' I fucked it up 

again' 

elpatkolni † to die NOTE Intransitive verb. Stronger than 

'kinyiffanni'. 

entyi-pentyi make love NOTE The expression has no 

literal meaning, it is used to express the willing to go 

to bed. A very friendly expression. An other form is 

entyem-pentyem. 

f 

fapicsa (noun) ‡ frigid woman NOTE Literally: wooden 

cunt 

fasz kivan! ‡ expression of discontent NOTE Lieterally 

this expression means the dick (penis) is out, but we 

tend to use it to express that we are extremely angry. 

An Englishman would use the word 'shit' instead. 

fasz/faszfej † dick/dickhead NOTE Te fasz! (You dick) is 

quite a put-down, implying (usually) low IQ or a 

proneness for making errors. 

fasza ‡ very good NOTE Adjective. Usage restricted to 

close friends. Derived from the word 'fasz' (penis) 

faszi (noun) guy NOTE For instance: érdekes 

faszi "(he's an) interesting guy." Obviously related to 

fasz "penis" which is a strong vulgarism, but 

interestingly faszi is a fairly widespread, not 

particularly strong term, and not derogatory per se. 

faszolni (verb, trans.) to acquire sthg. free, i. e. not at 

your expense NOTE This word originates in austrohungarian 

times, when Hungarian soldiers had to 

understand german commands. The original word was 

"fassen", meaning: to get sthg. from the store of the 

army. The distorted and nowadays used hungarian 

version has a piquant overtone as it resembles the 

word for prick (fasz). 

fazon man NOTE Count noun 

fekete kutya a black dog NOTE It is used in old 

Hungarian to send somebody to Hell. The "fekete 

kutya" is a Hungarian representation of the Devil, and 

the full idiom would be "Fekete kutya take you with 

him!" The expression has artistic conotations, as it is 

no longer used in the contemporary language, and 

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would delight your Hungarian friends. However, be 

sure to remember the explanation, in case they have 

never heard of it! 

felcsinálni (verb) † make a girl pregnant NOTE Literally: 

to make up. The girl who has been "made up" didn't 

want to have a baby. 

felnyomni valakit (transitive verb) to inform on sy NOTE 

Orig.:military slang. Literally: To push sy up. 

fene (noun; interjection) hell, damn NOTE Literally: 

venereal disease. In phrases like "a fene egye meg" = 

damn it, literally: "may it be consumed by the fene"; 

menj a fenébe "go to hell", No ruder than "hell" 

or "damn" in English are. See also the similar word: 

franc with can be used in the same contexts. 

fene (noun; interjection) hell, damn NOTE Literally: 

veneral disease. In phrases like "a fene egye meg" = 

damn it, literally: "may it be consumed by the fene"; 

menj a fenébe "go to hell", No ruder than "hell" 

or "damn" in English are. See also the similar word: 

franc with can be used in the same contexts. 

fing † intestinal gas; fart NOTE Noun. Usage 

corresponds with its English equivalent. However, 

Hungarians tend to use it to refer to knowledge: 

'Fingom sincs róla'=I haven't got the faintest idea 

about it. 

foci soccer, football NOTE Noun. Derived from the word 

'futball' (football) Pronunc. 'fotsy' 

fõmufti (noun) important person NOTE Derives from an 

Arabic rank. The best translation would be 

fos diarrhea shit -- i.e. loose and runny. NOTE 

Pronounced 'fosh'. Usage: Befosot -- he shit diarrhea 

in his pants. 

franc (noun; interjection) hell, damn NOTE Literally: 

venereal disease. From francia "French," since 

syphilis was often known as "a francia kór" = 

the French disease. Most people wouldn't think of this 

etymology using the word, though. In phrases like "a 

franc egye meg" = damn it, literally: "may it be 

consumed by the franc"; menj a francba "go to hell", 

"a francba!" "damn it." No ruder than "hell" or "damn" 

in English are. Cf. the similar word: fene which can be 

used in the same contexts. 

fûbe harapni to die, to bite the dust NOTE This 

expression literally means 'to bite the grass'. 'Szegény 

Pista tegnap fûbe harapott.' Poor Steve bit the dust 

yesterday. 

g 

gályázni to work hard NOTE Intransitive verb. Etymology: 

to work like slaves on a galleon. 'Egész nap 

gályáztam' I have been working like a dog all day. Not 

considered to be rude. 

geci ‡ cum or asshole NOTE Adjective or noun.If it is 

used as an adjective it refers to a person who is mean 

and treats you rather badly. "Geci tanár" means 

"fucking teacher", who is always a nuisance. Can be 

used as a lonely noun as well:Te geci=you bastard. 

The word also means "sperm" or "cum". Very rude, 

usage restricted. Pronounced as "ghetsy". 

gennyla'da (noun) ‡ shitbag NOTE literally: "a boxful of 

puss"; describes a very mean person; pronunciation: 

/'gen~ladah/; /ny/ is like /gn/ in "lasagna" 

genyó (adj.) ☺ sy/sg antipathetical NOTE 

Everything/Everybody that looks sit. The word derives 

from "genny" that means puss. 

gólya (count noun) a freshman at a college or university 

NOTE A funny word. Literal transl.: stork 

h 

hátvágánygáz (noun) fart NOTE A humorous word. It is 

used because the consonants in it are the same. 

Literally: the gas of the tracks on your back 

haver (noun) friend, pal NOTE Two meanings: to denote 

sy's friend (a haverom means my friend) or to express 

curiosity, excitement, like in the commercial: 'Haver! 

Ez segít, ha fáj a torkod,és az orrodat is tisztíccsa.' or 

Boy, it really helps when your throat hurts and it 

cleans your nose as well. 

hekus policeman, cop NOTE Noun. Count. Pronunc. 

hekoosh 

húgyagyú (adj.) very stupid person NOTE Literally: 

pissminded. A person who has piss in his head 

instead of brain. 

húzós (adjective) cool NOTE Can be found chiefly in the 

expression 'húzós zene' or cool, loud music. 

hu'zz a retkes picsa'ba! † Go to hell! 

hu'zzunk a faszba! (expression) ‡ Let`s quit! NOTE 

Literally: "let's dash into the prick", Other destinations 

can be used, "... a nyu'lba; a bu'sba" "to the rabbit; to 

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the sorrowful" respectively. These versions are less 

strong. 

hülye (noun or adj) † stupid NOTE Perhaps the most 

common Hungarian swear word. It isn't very strong, 

bur refrain from overusing it even in frienly 

sorroundings. 

izompacsirta (noun) ☺ muscular man NOTE Literally 

i 

k 

kacsa (count noun) gossip, (almost always) false news 

NOTE Original meaning: 'duck'. No verb can be formed 

with it. Pronunc. 'kotcho' 

kajálni (verb) eat NOTE Example: menjünk 

kajálni! "Let's chow!" From the noun kaja (q.v.) 

"food." The word is of Gypsy origin. 

kaja food NOTE Noun. Pronounced 'koyo'. Widespread. 

kakaó volume (lit. cocoa) NOTE This is a common word 

used among young people. 'Adj rá egy kis kakaót' 

means turn up the volume. 

kanos horny NOTE Adjective. Refers to men chiefly. 

Pronun. konosh 

Kapd be a faszom (at) † have my dick 

keri'te'sszaggato' strong booze NOTE Noun (rarely adj.). 

Refers to strong alcohoholic drink. Literally translated: 

fence ripper/breaker... 

ketyere (count noun) contraption NOTE A funny word to 

denote an object, chiefly a machine. 'Hogy mûködik ez 

a ketyere?' means how does this contraption work? 

kiakasztani to exhaust sy NOTE Intrans. verb. Denotes 

the act of astounding sy by doing or saying crazy 

things. 

kibaszni valakit,valamit ‡ to expel, fire sy, sg NOTE 

Complex transitive verb. 'Ferit kibaszták a 

munkahelyérõl'= Frank got fired from his job. 

'Kibasztam, mint macskát szarni' = I told him or her to 

beat it. (Literally: I sent him away like I always throw 

the cat out to have a shit) 

kibaszni valakivel,valamivel ‡ to treat sy unfairly NOTE 

Complex transitive verb. Jól kibaszott velem a 

fõnököm!' = My boss gave me a raw deal. 

kibaszott † intensifiying word NOTE adjective, means 

'fucking' 

kicsicsázni (transitive vb) to decorate NOTE Theis verb 

refers to sg decorated or redecorated. 

kiló (noun) one hundred NOTE Chiefly denotes monetary 

unit. Lit.: kilogram 

kinyiffanni to die NOTE Intransitive verb. Not too 

flattering, but not a deadly (sic!) verb either 

kitaccsolni † to throw up, vomit NOTE Tr. and intr. verb. 

Pronounce: kitotcholni 

kivan a bele † very exhausted NOTE literal meaning: his 

bowels are out 

kopasz new recruit, rookie soldier NOTE Noun. Military 

slang. original meaning: bald (adjective) Used also 

figuratively: 'Olyan kopasz vagy' means you're such a 

beginner 

kricsmi pub NOTE pronunc. kritshmi 

kuki (noun) ☺ penis NOTE penis of a child 

kurva † whore NOTE Quite offensive! Much worse than 

in (American) English. Absolutely the worst 

expression: "A kurva anyádat" (Your mother is a 

whore). Deadly. Don't use it unless you a have an Uzi 

cocked and ready to fire. 

kurva'k fasza't! † whores' dick NOTE {interjection} mainly 

used by youth, humorous because of the paradox, 

usage similar to the English 'fuck' or 'hell', 'Mi a 

kurva'k fasza't keresel itt?!' 'What the hell/fuck are you 

doing here?!' 

Kurvák vére folyjon patakokban! † The blood of whores 

should flood. NOTE Quite old expression. 

kuss ‡ shut up NOTE A rude expression used when 

someone is really pissed off. Pronunciation: koosh 

l 

lé money, dough NOTE Non-count noun. Literally means 

'juice'. 

lebaszni valakit ‡ to scold sy heavily NOTE Transitive 

verb. A typical sentence: 'Úgy lebasztak, mint a 

pengõs malacot' literally means I was scolded like a 

pig bought for a pengõ (old Hungarian currency unit) 

lepedõ (noun) one thousand NOTE Chiefly denotes 

monetary unit. Lit.: bedsheet 

lófasz † horse dick NOTE Noun. Used regularly to 

describe something insignificant or non-existent. 

Usually denotes recieving (lófaszt se kaptunk=we 

didn't get anything) 

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lófasz a seggedbe † A horse's dick up your ass NOTE 

Sometimes used humorously, IF the folks 

"exchanging" it are friends! Otherwise very offensive. 

lo'fasz a seggedbe! (phrase) ‡ horse's prick into your 

ass! NOTE This is one of the most popular Hungarian 

curses, considered rather strong. It has a very 

interesting history. In this form the phrase is 

meaningless, but had a meaning about 400 years ago. 

As well known, Hungary was under Turkish 

occupation for 150 years (from 1526 to 1686).Well, 

the most frequent Turkish torturing/execution method 

was impaling. The Turkish word for "stake" was 

"lopat", a word, alas, too well known for contemporary 

Hungarians, but not known nowadays. Thus some 400 

years ago, a Hungarian, wishing something very bad 

to his neighbor, said; "lopat a seggedbe" (i.e. a stake 

in your ass). The unknown word "lopat" was replaced 

later by "lo'fasz" (horse's prick), a word of almost 

identical pronounciation. 

lónyál (noun) (fruit or other) juice, soft drink___ NOTE A 

funny word. Literally it means "Horse spit" 

lóvé money NOTE Non-count noun. Originally a gypsy 

word. 'Tele van lóvéval' means he is loaded with 

money. 

m 

marha (noun) stupid, not very intelligent NOTE bovine, 

cattle, Az egy nagy marha. 

mazsola beginner car driver (lit. raisin) NOTE Not a rude 

word but don't use it to describe someone whom you 

like. 'zs' is pronpunced as 'zh' 

megbuhera'lni to tamper with (verb tr.) NOTE If someone 

of little technical knowledge tampers with an electric 

appliance, we use this transitive verb. 

megdöglik, (verb) † to die, vulg.: to kick the bucket or to 

kiss the dust NOTE it is rather strong when used in 

context with persons we know, but normal when used 

for animals. Example in context: -Te geciláda! Ideje, 

hogy megdögölj. Hey scumbag! It is really high time 

for you to kiss the dust. -Manci néni lova megdöglött. 

Elég vén volt. Nun Manci´s horse kissed the dust. It 

was rather old. -Dögölj meg! Kiss the dust! One 

means the other should go to hell. One is very angry 

with the other. 

megfújni (transitive vb) to steal NOTE Literally: to blow. 

meló work NOTE Non-count noun. Can be used as a 

verb as well (melózni). 

menj a halál faszára (exp.) ‡ go to hell NOTE Literally: 

To send sy onto Death's Penis. 

menj a picsába! (expression of dismissal) ‡ go to hell 

NOTE Very rude. Also used as 

mintha élnél! (expression) hurry up NOTE This expr. 

literaly means 

nyald ki a seggem (expression) ‡ kiss my ass NOTE 

Explains itself. Literally: lick my ass. 

nyald ki a seggem (expression) ‡ NOTE short form: 

nyasgem 

n 

o 

öreg (katona) an old, experienced soldier NOTE Military 

slang. Refers to a solder who spends his second term 

of his military service. Appears in the following 

expressions: öreg harcsa (old catfish, ie. old soldier), 

öreg rozmár (old walrus, same meaning), öreg csocsi, 

öreg csocsesz (not translatable) 

p 

Paksi mogyoró † pieces of excrement stuck to one's 

anus NOTE Humorous expression, not too widespread, 

in fact, very few people know it. You can be qoite 

funny using it. Etymology: literally means 'hazelnut 

from Paks', Paks being a little Hungarian town. 

picsa ‡ Cunt NOTE VERY offensive, unless used among 

friends or qualified by "kis" as in "kis picsa" (little cunt) 

which may refer endearingly to a little girl. No 

pederasty is implied. See slavic languages "pizhda" or 

"pitchka" 

pilács ☺ lamp, light NOTE Noun, count. Pronunc. 

peelahtch 

Pina vagina, pussy NOTE Not very derogatory, but I 

wouldn't use it in a Biology class. 

plecsni (count noun) medal, badge NOTE Something you 

get for some outstanding performance. 

pofa be † shut up NOTE A rude expression used when 

someone is quite angry 

pofátlan (noun or adj) † impudent NOTE Refers to a most 

annoying person. Liteally this word means 'faceless'. 

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pofátlan (noun or adj) † impudent NOTE Refers to a most 

annoying person. Liteally this word means 'faceless'. 

pöcs (noun) † penis NOTE Used in figurative meaning, 

too: a contemptible person. 

pufajkás (adj.) person wearing an overcoat NOTE 

Persons, who have been serving the communist 

regime. In 1956 the secret policemen weared the 

same type of coat when shutting people. 

puhapöcs (adjective) † softdick NOTE Often used for 

people who suck. Possibly impotent for girls & parties. 

punci (noun) ☺ pussy NOTE A playful name of vagina. 

Also means girl. Helyes kis punci. 

re'pakocka (noun) vomit NOTE Literally: "cubes of 

carrot"; meaning based on similarity, and the popular 

observation that vomits tend to contain this stuff, 

whatever the previous meal might have been. 

Pronunciation: /'repakotska/ 

ringyo' (noun) † bitch 

rizsa (noun) idle talk NOTE Pronunc. reezha Literally: 

rice. Verb: rizsálni. 

ro'ka'zni † to throw up, vomit NOTE intr. verb. 

r 

s 

saller (count noun) a slap in the face NOTE Pronunc.: 

segg (n) † 1. ass/arse 2. female genitalia NOTE The 

second meaning is less common. 

seggfej asshole NOTE The word "seggfej" literally could 

be translated as: "asshead" I found the English 

"asshole" as a word with close meaning. 

seggszelep-lehellet (noun) fart NOTE A humorous word. 

It is used because the vowels in it are the same. 

Literally: the the sigh of the valve of your ass 

sikamika (noun) the act of cleaning, scrubbing NOTE 

Pronounced as 'sheekomiko' 

sitt (non-count noun) NOTE Pronunciation: 

sitt (non-count noun) prison,jail NOTE Prunun. 

smárolni (verb, tr and inrt) to kiss NOTE Long and 

passionately. Comes from german "schmieren" (=rub) 

spila'zni (verb) to go fast NOTE Also used as a noun: 

"Spila van!", "Time to hit the road!" 

stírölni (trans. and intrans. verb) to stare at NOTE A word 

often used in the translation of the Catcher in the Rye, 

henceforth widespread. 

suli (noun) ☺ school NOTE Pronunc. "shooli". Comes 

from german "Schule" (=shcool) 

sunnyogni (verb) to walk, act stealthily NOTE When sy's 

up to sg bad, this word is often used. The right 

pronunciation is 'shoonnyognee' 

szar † shit NOTE Meaning differs from its English 

eqivalent. Though it literally means 'shit' Hungarian 

people use it to describe something of bad quality. 

E.g. 'Az egész úgy szar, ahogy van' = It's not worth a 

piece of shit. Van egy tök szar autóm = I have a really 

bad car. 

szar ügy! (expression) † Shit happens (exp. of 

sympathy) NOTE Used when sg unpleasant happens to 

sb you know. Do not overuse it, though... 

szarfaszú ‡ shit-dicked NOTE Adjective. Refers to a 

unpleasant, annoying person. Often used in the form 

of "szarfaszú állat" (shit-dicked animal or fucking 

asshole in common English). 

szarok bele ‡ I don't care NOTE Literally: I shit in it (I 

don't give a damn) 

szellemi rövidnadrágos (expression) stupid NOTE This is 

a living example of the richness of the Hungarian 

language. The expression literally means 'mental 

shorts' (check 'agyilag zokni'). It's hard to explain why 

people compare sy's mental capacity to a pair of 

shorts, but it's funny, isn't it? 

szófosás (noun) † idle talk, chatter NOTE Literally 

szófosás (noun) † idle talk, chatter NOTE Literally 

szopo'ssza'ju' (adjective) † 1.girl with special,erotic lips 

2. An annoying person. NOTE 1. Used as comment on 

horny girls. 2. A disliked man. 

szövegláda (count noun) talkative person, chatterbox 

NOTE This word is the direct translation of chatterbox. 

szunyálni to have a nap NOTE Intransitive verb. 'Na, 

szunyálok egyet.' Well, I'm having a nap. 

taknyos (noun, adj) † little child NOTE Literally: snotty. 

Refers to the immature state of sy. 

tele van a hócipõje (exp) (be) fed up NOTE The literal 

meaning of this expression is 'his/her snowshoes are 

full of it'. A poular satirical magazine has borrowed its 

name from it (Hócipõ). 

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tök ☺ very, absolutely NOTE Adjective. Very common, 

though not acceptable in a scientific debate. 'Tök jó' 

means very good, cool. 

tök † testicle(s) NOTE Noun. Used in singular or plural 

forms. 'Tökön rúg' means to kick sy in the balls. 

'Lecsavarom a tököd(et)/tökeid(et)'=I'll rip your balls 

off 

tre' unpleasant, bad NOTE adjective 

trotyli (noun) an old, mad person NOTE it refers to a very 

old man who is so old that he is mad. Comes from 

german "Trottel" 

ülgyûrûfütty (noun) fart NOTE A humorous word. It is 

used because the consonants in it are the same. 

Literally: the whistle of the ring you are sitting on 

u 

valag ‡ arse. A very crude word for arse. NOTE For 

example 'lofasz a valagadba' -- a horse's dick in your 

ass -- is worse than 'seggedbe' (also arse, though 

milder) 

zsaru policeman, cop NOTE Noun. Count. Pronunc. 

zharoo. Comes from french (german) "gendarm", 

largely deformed. 

v 

z 

andskotinn † The Devil 

djöfullinn † The Devil 

The Alternative Icelandic Dictionary 

a 

d 

f 

Haltu kjafti! Shut up! 

helvíti! † damn! (hell) 

pussa ‡ cunt, pussy 

fardu i rassgat † go to hell, fuck off (lit. go in an asshole) 

tittlingur † penis 

The Alternative Indonesian Dictionary 

a 

auah gelap I don't care what you are saying NOTE This 

word is usually used by the young people. If someone 

talk about something that he doesn't understand, he 

will say that word. 

k 

kontol (noun) † penis NOTE Used as both a noun and an 

expression of surprise. 

kontol (noun) † penis NOTE Used as both a noun and an 

expression of surprise. 

m 

main karaoke To perform or the act of performing 

fellatio. NOTE This expression is literally translated as 

h 

p 

t 

to "play karaoke" and refers to the similarity of a 

woman singing with a microphone and ... 

main pantat (verb) † Heterosexual or homosexual anal 

intercouse. 

makan cacang kulit To literally "eat peanuts made of 

skin': to perform cunnilingus. 

makan cacang kulit (noun or verb) To literally "eat 

peanuts made of skin': to perform or the act of 

performing cunnilingus. 

melaut sailing NOTE This word is usually used by the 

young people. It means two person who are in love 

and they don't care about other stuff, so people will 

them "melaut" 

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ngewe ‡ (verb) to copulate NOTE This word is used 

exclusively to describe the act of copulation. It does 

n 

not refer to the equivalent English expression of 

'screwing around'. 

The Alternative Irish Gaelic Dictionary 

b 

i 

ba/ltai/ (plural) cunt, pussy NOTE I found this word by 

sheer chance in O Donaill's dictionary. Don't know 

anything about its stylistics, but it should be a boorish 

dialect word from the Gaeltacht 

bualadh craicinn, streachailt leathair fucking("skinhitting" 

resp. "leather-stretching" NOTE used like verbal 

nouns: ta´ me´ ag bualadh craicinn 

c 

caili'n a leagan suas (verbal noun construction) leave a 

girl pregnant NOTE ta' si' leagtha suas = she's on the 

family way 

Cioch tit 

Deanaim neamhshuim I'm having a shit NOTE Literal 

translation: I'm making bad jam!! 

d 

Is do/cha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann † I suppose a 

ride is out of the question (rude or jokey way of asking 

someone if s/he'd like to have sex) NOTE Is docha = it 

is probable; nach bhfuil seans = that there isn't a 

chance; ar bith ann = at all in it 

pog mo thón kiss my ass 

p 

s 

scaoil amach do bhoibiliń Go for it! NOTE word-for-word 

translation: push out your glans penis 

taim ag teacht † I'm ejaculating NOTE Literal translation: 

I'm coming 

The Alternative Italian Dictionary 

a 

allupato -a (adjective) sexually excited NOTE The 

adjective comes from "lupo" (wolf) and literally means: 

"starved as a wolf". Note that a man (or woman) which 

is "allupato" often is also unlucky. 

ammucchiata (feminine noun) 1) orgy; 2) political 

alliance. NOTE The word comes from the verb 

"ammucchiare" that means "to heap up". The second 

meaning of the word, i.e. "political alliance", is a 

derogatory term used to indicate a practice frequently 

used in Italy by parties not to loose power. 

anale (adjective) anal NOTE In vulgar language, this 

adjective is often used by self-proclaimed polite 

persons instead of other stronger sentences. E.g. 

"avere un amplesso anale" = "to have an anal 

intercourse" instead of "inculare". 

arrapato -a (adjective) † sexually very excited. NOTE 

Unknown etymology. E.g. "Giovanni e' arrapato" = 

"Giovanni is very excited". Also the superlative 

"arrapatissimo" can be used. 

arruso/arrusa (noun) ‡ sodomy passive player NOTE 

Used in Palermo, Sicily, as general and strong 

offence. Being penetrated by the ass is a very big 

offence for average traditional sicilian men's proud. 

ex. "T' Taggh' a facc', arruso" (in threating sense) 

should sound like "I' ll strip our face, asshole". 

assatanato -a (adjective) 1) sexually excited; 2) 

possessed. NOTE The adjective comes from Satan, 

and at present is nearly only used with the first 

meaning, which is the same of "allupato" (see). The 

second is the correct meaning, which is unused at 

present. 

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b 

bagascia ‡ bitch, whore 

bagnarsi (transitive verb used as reflexive) to ejaculate 

in one's underwear NOTE This verb literally means "to 

get wet". 

baldracca † whore ?, bitch ? NOTE Insult used towards a 

woman. 

balle (fem. noun, plural) Testicles. NOTE This is a more 

sounding form for "palle". 

battere (verb) to prostitute oneself NOTE usually 

"battere" in italian means "to beat" but "battere la 

strada"(lett."to beat the road")has the alternative 

meaning:to practice the prostitution on the road so 

"battona"(noun.fem.)is a female who "batte" 

battere (verb) to prostitute oneself NOTE usually 

"battere" in italian means "to beat" but "battere la 

strada"(lett."to beat the road")has the alternative 

meaning:to practice the prostitution on the road so 

"battona"(noun.fem.)is a female who "batte" 

battona whore 

belino penis NOTE he have a big belino 

biga † cock NOTE Used in North East of Italy 

bocchinara ‡ promiscuous woman NOTE lett. "woman 

who likes to give blow-jobs" 

Bocchino † to suck a dickhead 

Bofilo (masc) ‡ blow job, oral sex NOTE Derived by 

omonimous "Bofill" cigarette holders,(in Italian 

cigarette holder means "bocchino" that means also 

"blow job") Used just in Bologna, (cfr. L' arte 

bolognese) ex. "stacciami un bofilo" = "make me a low 

job" 

boiata a worthless or useless thing 

bordello (masc. noun) 1) unbearable noise or confusion; 

2) brothel. NOTE At present the word is used nearly 

only with the first meaning. 

brinca † pussy 

bucaiolo (masc. noun) † Homosexual man who likes to 

be fucked. NOTE See "busone". 

budiùlo (noun) † asshole; Idiot, stupid NOTE Expression 

used in middle Italy (Toscana, namely in Livorno, 

against people of Pisa). Example: O budiùlo d'un 

Pisano! 

buona donna (adject. + fem. noun) † whorse NOTE The 

words literally mean "good woman", and are only used 

in the sentence "figlio di buona donna", 

corresponding, in the meaning, to "son of a bitch". 

Another Italian corresponding sentence is "figlio di 

puttana". 

busone (masc. noun) † Homosexual man who likes to 

be fucked. NOTE The word, that literally means "big 

ass(hole)" is frequently used in Veneto and in Emilia. 

The term "ricchione" or "recchione", that comes from 

Naples, and the term "bucaiolo", that comes from 

Toscana, have the same meaning. 

c 

cacca ☺ poo, doo-doo 

caccati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi ‡ take a shit on 

your hands and hit yourself NOTE very coloured 

exprssion 

caciocappella ‡ secretion from the bases of the glandis 

NOTE lett. "cheese - glandis" 

cadavere (masc. noun) Ugly boy or girl NOTE The word 

literally means "corpse". See also "cammello" and 

"ciospo". 

cagare † to shit, to defecate 

cagata (fem. noum) Whorthless thing NOTE The word 

comes from the verb "cagare", that means "to 

defecate". A little stronger as "boiata", but the 

meaning is the same. 

cagna † bitch, cow NOTE Insult towards a woman. Literal 

meaning: "bitch" (female dog). 

cammello (masc. noun) Ugly boy or girl NOTE The word 

literally means "camel". Also when used to indicate a 

girl, the gender of the word must be masculine. 

"Cadavere", i.e. "corpse", is a little stronger word with 

the same meaning. Also "ciospo" (see) has the same 

meaning, but can only refer to girls. 

cappella (fem. noun) † glandis NOTE Literally "chapel". 

Very common slang: e.g. mi si ingrossa la cappella = 

my glandis grows. 

carciofo (masc. noum) Penis NOTE Not very used, this 

word is a derogatory synonym of penis. 

carità: per carità! for pity's sake! 

casci NOTE modo amichevole di rivolgersi ad un amico o 

conoscente, usato a palermo. 

cazzata † a worthless or useless thing 

cazzata † (in plural) nonsense NOTE eg "Sono cazzate" 

("That's bullshit") 

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cazzimma (noun, femm.) attitude of cynical egoism 

(You have...) NOTE Is not possible to find an english 

translation,normally used in neapolitan dialect 

cazzo † (literal sense) cock, prick; 

cazzo † (figurative sense) prick, dickhead, etc. NOTE 

The figurative sense is a pejorative term used as an 

insult. 

che/dove/chi {etc} cazzo... ‡ what/where/who (etc) the 

fuck... NOTE A euphemistic form is "che (etc) cavolo..." 

("what (etc) the heck...") 

checca (n) fairy, queen NOTE An effeminate gay man. 

checca (adj) camp, effeminate NOTE Applied to gay 

men. 

chiappa cheek 

chiavare to screw NOTE Refers to heterosexual sex only. 

chiavata † a lay, a screw (ie a woman considered as a 

sexual object or sexual conquest) NOTE Generally 

used by heterosexuals only. 

ciospo (masc. noun) Ugly girl NOTE The word comes 

from "cesso" + "rospo", i.e. "privy" + "toad" and is 

usually used in Lombardia. Note that the word refers 

to girls, but is masculine. See also "cammello" and 

"cadavere". 

ciucciami il cazzo † suck my dick 

coglione (masc. noun) Stupid, idiot. NOTE The word can 

only be used in the singular with this sense. The plural 

"coglioni" means "testicles". 

coglioni † bollocks, balls (ie the testicles) NOTE See also 

"palle". 

cornuto a man whose wife has been unfaithful to him 

NOTE Literally "horned", "having horns". 

cornuto † bastard, shit NOTE Being branded a cuckold is 

very insulting to the Italian male ego. An alternative 

and equivalent insult is the gesture of pointing one's 

hand towards the intended target with the forefinger 

and little finger extended, like a pair of horns. 

cozza (feminine noun) Ugly girl NOTE The word literally 

means "cockle". 

culattina (masc. noun) † Homosexual very effeminate 

man NOTE The word, very derogatory, is maily used in 

northern Italy and comes from "culo", i.e. ass, used in 

the sense of "homosexual man", completed with the 

diminutive suffix "ina" (i.e. "little") ending in "a", as 

most female names in Italian, to indicate effeminacy. 

However note that "culattina" is a masculine name. 

See also "culattone". 

culattone (masc. noun) † Homosexual man NOTE The 

word, maily used in northern Italy, comes from "culo", 

i.e. ass, used in the sens of "arse bandit", and is 

derogatory. See also "culattina". 

culo arse (US: ass, fanny) 

d 

di merda † fucking (adj), shit- (modifier) NOTE Used after 

a noun as an intensifier; eg "macchina di merda!" 

("fucking machine!"), "stronzo di merda!" ("fucking 

bastard!", "shithead!") 

ditalino a wank (ie an act of masturbation) NOTE Applied 

to women only. From "dito" meaning "finger". 

duro (adjective) That has an erection (with reference to 

the penis) NOTE This word, that literally means "hard", 

was used in the past mainly to indicate "though men", 

but in the present vulgar language is normaly used to 

refer to the penis that has an erection. But, as we say, 

"E' duro averlo duro che duri", i.e. "it's hard to have it 

hard that lasts". 

duro (adjective) That has an erection (with reference to 

the penis) NOTE This word, that literally means "hard", 

was used in the past mainly to indicate "though men", 

but in the present vulgar language is normaly used to 

refer to the penis that has an erection. But, as we say, 

"E' duro averlo duro che duri", i.e. "it's hard to have it 

hard that lasts". 

fava dick NOTE lett. the fruit of a legumiinose, used in 

central Italy (Toscany), e.g. "puppami la fava" = suck 

my dick. 

femminuccia sissy NOTE Applied to effeminate boys or 

men, irrespective of actual sexuality. 

fica (fem. noun) † see "figa" 

figa † pussy; NOTE This sense refers to the female 

genitalia. 

figa † a woman, especially as a sexual object 

figa (fem. noun) † Attractive girl or woman. 

figlio di buona donna (sentence) † Son of a bitch NOTE 

See "buona donna". 

figlio di puttana † sonofabitch 

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figone (mas. noun) † Very attractive girl or woman. 

NOTE The word comes from "figa", in the same 

meaning, but indicate a more (sexually) attractive girl 

or woman. Note that the word refers to female 

persons, but is masculine. 

finocchio † queer, faggot NOTE Derogatory term for a 

gay man not usually used by gay men themselves. 

Literal meaning: "fennel". 

finocchio † homosexual, queer NOTE lett. "fennel" 

fottere ‡ to fuck NOTE Also used in "va a farti fottere!" 

("fuck off!", "fuck you!"; 

fottersi ‡ not to care NOTE to fuck oneself. Me ne fotto di 

te -> I don't give a fuck about you 

fracicone (noun.masc.) a man that say a lot of balls to 

make him important and look smarter then he really is. 

NOTE This word is used in the zone of Rome and 

derive from "fracico" that in roman slang stands for 

very wet".In Rome yoy can often hear phrases like 

"ma che sta' a ddi' sto FRACICONE" 

fregna † pussy NOTE it's used in center Italy; e.g. "la 

fregna che te ceca" Could pussy blind you! used in the 

city of Ascoli. 

fregna - noun, fem. ‡ cunt, vagina 

frocio gay NOTE Once quite offensive, now is also used 

by gay people to refer to themselves 

froscio queer NOTE A milder form of "frocio" used by gay 

men themselves. Literally "fennel". 

fuori come un balcone (slang) out of mind,drugged or 

drunk NOTE The litery translation is "out as a balcony". 

This phrase is used in the whole Italy with some 

changes :"fuori come un terrazzo,fouri come un 

pogiolo" The etymology is trivial because you know 

that a balcony is "out" of his buliding. 

g 

goldone † condom 

grilletto ‡ clitoris NOTE lett. "trigger" of a gun 

guanto condom NOTE lett. "glove" 

guardone (masc. noun) Person that prefers to look at 

sexual intercourses rather than to do them. NOTE The 

word comes from the verb "guardare", i.e. "to look at", 

and corresponds to the French "voyeur", but is 

stronger. 

i 

incazzarsi † to get pissed off (ie angry) NOTE Based on 

"cazzo" (qv). A euphemistic form is "incavolarsi" (to 

get steamed up, to get worked up). 

incoglionirsi † to get pissed off NOTE From "coglioni" 

(qv). 

ingoio (masc. noun) ‡ deglutition of sperm during a 

blow job NOTE This word, that doesn't exist as polite, 

comes from the verb "ingoiare", i.e. "to swallow", and 

is very derogatory. E.g. "Marta, dai, ho voglia di un bel 

pompino con l'ingoio" = "Marta, come on, I want a 

good blow job with 'ingoio' ". 

l 

l'arte bolognese (noun) † blow job NOTE Women in 

Bologna, a wonderful university city in Emilia- 

Romagna, are famous for seducing the foreign 

students by deftly caressing their penises by artful 

cunnilingus. 

l'arte bolognese (noun) † blow job NOTE Women in 

Bologna, a wonderful university city in Emilia- 

Romagna, are famous for seducing the foreign 

students by deftly caressing their penises by artful 

cunnilingus. 

leccaculo ‡ ass-kisser NOTE lett. "one who licks ass" 

lecchino (masc. noun) † flatterer NOTE Common in 

scholars/students language, where it is not strong, but 

usual slang. The word literally means "little licker" and 

comes from "leccaculo", i.e. ass-licker. The variant 

"leccone", i.e. "big licker" exists, with the same 

meaning. 

lofare (intransitive verb) † See "loffare" 

loffa † fart 

loffare (intransitive verb) † To pass wind, flatuate. NOTE 

The verb comes from "loffa", that means "fart". The 

form "lofare", with only one "f" is also used, mainly in 

northern Italy. 

lumaca (feminine noun) † Cunt NOTE This term, that 

literally means "snail", is mainly used in Lombardia. 

Usually it is not very strong, but its strength depends 

on the sentence; for example the phrase "Ti tira la 

lumaca?", that means "Are you excited?", is too 

strong, mainly due to the very derogatory meaning of 

the verb "tirare" with reference to a female person. 

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m 

manico (masc. noun) † cock NOTE The word literally 

means "handle". E.g.: "Giovanni si menava il manico 

mentre guardava il film" = "Giovanni was choking the 

chicken while seeing the movie". 

manico (masc. noun) † boy friend who uses his cock 

NOTE For the etymology see above. In this case, the 

word indicates the owner of the tool. E.g. "Paola e' 

cosi' giovane e ha gia' il manico" = "Paola is so young 

and already has a boy friend (who fucks her)". 

mannaggia! damn!, for goodness sake! NOTE Commonly 

heard in Rome to express impatience or 

disappointment. 

merda shit NOTE Used as a noun to refer to excrement, 

something or someone offensive or disliked or as an 

interjection. 

merdata † a worthless or useless thing NOTE From 

"merda" (qv). 

merdata † (in plural) nonsense 

merdoso † crap(py), shit(ty) (adjs) 

mignotta ‡ whore, slut NOTE Used pejoratively of 

sexually dissolute women or gay men 

minchia ‡ cock, dick NOTE Expression used especially 

at the South of Italy, but very common everywhere. 

Note that the gender is feminine! 

minchione † a stupid person NOTE lett. "big dick" 

mona † pussy NOTE Expression used especially in the 

North-East part of Italy, but well known everywhere. 

monta (feminine noun) ‡ heterosexual intercourse NOTE 

This word, very derogatory, literally means "covering" 

and applies to animals. E.g. "Che monta stanotte con 

Giuliana" = "What a 'monta' last night with Giuliana". 

montare (transitive and intransitive verb) ‡ to have an 

intercourse where the woman is on the man NOTE E.g. 

"Giovanni e' fortunato. Alla sua ragazza piace 

montarlo" = "Giovanni is lucky: his girl friend likes to 

cover him". 

montare (transitive and intransitive verb) † to screw 

NOTE The verb can normally be used only with 

heterosexual intercourses. It literally means "to cover" 

and properly applies to animals. If used as transitive, 

the object is the girl/woman who is "covered". E.g. "Ho 

voglia di montare" = "I want to screw". "Giovanni ha 

montato Luisa tutta la notte" = "John covered Luisa all 

night". 

mussa (fem. noun) cunt, feminine organ NOTE mussa is 

a word of common use in the Liguarian dialect. It also 

means lies, nonsense. A joke. Franco: they tell me 

you lap.. Marco: It's all musse (plural)... The meaning 

should be evident, as referring to a sexual practice. To 

lap in Italian means also to flatter with a purpose. 

n 

nave scuola (compound: fem. noun + fem. noun used 

as apposition) † Woman that likes teaching sex to 

teenagers NOTE Literally "school-ship". The "nave 

scuola" is a woman, approx between thirty and fourty, 

that likes, as a missionary, teaching sex to inexpert 

boys. 

nerchia † Cock, dick NOTE It's used in center Italy 

(Rome, Ascoli etc...). It's used also to name funny a 

friend (Ciao Nerchia!!!) 

p 

Padulo † Bird "Padulo" NOTE The bird named "Padulo" 

flyes near your back L'uccello padulo vola sempre 

all'altezza del culo! 

palle guts, balls, nerve 

palle balls NOTE In the literal sense of "testicles". 

palle † balls, bollocks, bullshit NOTE In the figurative 

sense of "nonsense". Often heard as "che palle!" 

("bullshit!", "bollocks!"). 

palle: rompere le palle a qualcuno † to piss someone 

off, to get on someone's tits NOTE Literally "to break 

someone's balls". 

palloso -a (adjective) Very boresome NOTE The 

adjective can refer to persons or conversation. 

patacca † pussy 

patonza pussy NOTE in a silly way 

pecorina (fem. noun) † sheep-fucking NOTE Literal 

meaning: small sheep 'Mario vuole sempre scopare di 

pecorina' 

pesce willy, peter NOTE Literal meaning: "fish". 

picio (masc. noun) † 1) cock; 2) stupid person. NOTE I 

dont' know the etymology. The word has the same two 

meanings as "pirla", but is stronger. 

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pincare (intransitive verb) † To fuck. NOTE Unknown 

etymology. The word, mainly used in Lombardia, can 

only apply to heterosexual intercourses. 

pipa † masturbation NOTE lett. "pipe". Farsi una pipa -> 

to jerk off (lett. to smoke a pipe) 

pipa † Cunt NOTE Mainly used in Lombardia. Example: 

"Quella ragazza ha la pipa bollente" = "That girl has a 

hot cunt". 

pipì ☺ wee-wee, pee 

pippone (masc. noun) Very long and boresome thing 

NOTE The word, mainly used in Rome, comes from 

"pippa", singular of "pippe", i.e. male masturbation, 

with the suffix "one", meaning "big". The term 

"pistolotto", with the same meaning, is more frequent. 

pirla (masc. noun) 1) cock; 2) stupid person. NOTE Very 

usual in Lombardia (region in the northern Italy), the 

word probably comes from the dialect "pirlare", 

meaning "to spin" (please, don't ask how and why; the 

etymology is a mysterious thing). Example of 1): hai 

un bel pirla = you owns a nice/good cock. Example of 

2): non fare il pirla = don't be silly/stupid. 

pisciare to piss 

piscio piss (noun) 

pisello ☺ willy (UK), peter (US) NOTE Also as "pisellino" 

("peepee", "winkle") 

pistola (masc. noun) Stupid person NOTE Literally 

"pistol". This word, used in Lombardia, comes from 

"pistola" in the sense of "cock", and indicates a stupid 

person. Note that the polite term "pistola" is feminine, 

but in this sense it is masculine, and can only refer to 

male persons. Also note that "pistola" with the 

meaning of "cock" in not used anymore. 

pistolotto (masc. noun) Very long and boresome thing 

NOTE The word comes from "pistola", that in this case 

means "cock", with the suffix "otto", meaning "big". 

pomiciare french kiss NOTE (Very popular in Italy 

between young people) 

pompa blowjob (ie fellatio) 

pompino (masc. noun) † blow job NOTE Fellatio - From 

'pompare' (to pump) - 'Fammi un pompino e 

succhiamelo tutto!' 

porca † bloody, fucking (adj) NOTE Used in 

combinations such as "porca miseria!", "porca 

puttana!", "porca madonna!" (qqv) 

porca madonna † Christ! NOTE Considered 

blasphemous. 

porca miseria † bloody hell 

porca puttana ‡ fucking hell! 

Porco due (excl.) "By Gosh!"(litterally "Pig two!" NOTE 

Used to avoid to say "Porcoddio!" a blasphemous 

expression that means "God-pig". It souds very similar 

to it. Very popular in Italy between 10-15 years 

people. 

Porco zio (excl.) "By Gosh!"(litterally "Pig uncle!" NOTE 

Used to avoid to say "Porcoddio!" a blasphemous 

expression that means "God-pig". It souds very similar 

to it. Very popular in Italy between 10-15 years 

people. 

potta (fem. noun) pussy NOTE used in middle Italy 

(Toscany) 

puttana † (whore, pro, hooker NOTE Used in the literal 

sense of "prostitute" and figuratively to refer to a 

sexually dissolute person (male or female). 

quaglia † girl, pussy 

q 

r 

recchione (ricchione) † homosexual NOTE lett. "big ear" 

regina queen NOTE Term for a gay man, especially one 

who is effeminate. 

rincoglionire † to became stupid NOTE Especially 

referred to old people. 

rizzarsi † erection NOTE Mi si e' rizzato il cazzo -> I had 

an erection 

rompiballe † nuisance, bothersome person NOTE lett. 

"ball-breaker" 

ruffiano † a pimp NOTE used around Calabria and 

Southern Italy 

sbattere † to fuck NOTE lett. "to beat" 

sbattersi † not to care NOTE lett. "to beat oneself". Me 

ne sbatto il cazzo -> I don't give a shit. 

sborra † cum (ie semen) 

sborrata (fem. noun) † ejaculation NOTE Often used to 

indicate a good (with reference to the quantity of 

semen and/or to the pleasure) ejaculation. E.g. che 

s 

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bella sborrata! = what a good ejaculation!. Also 

"sborata" with one "r", in the northern Italy. 

sborrone a very self concerned and show-offy person, 

not very strong, it depends on the phrase. from sborra 

(cum) 

sbrodolata † faster than a sveltina NOTE etymology: 

brodo = consomme ; sbrodolata = a staining with 

consomme (outcome) ; Word used in Calabria and 

Sicily for a fuck through the trousers' fly 

scopare † to screw, to fuck NOTE Generic term for "to 

copulate". Not as strong as "fottere". "Scopa" means a 

broom. 

scopata † a screw, a lay NOTE A woman or gay man as 

a sexual partner. 

scorreggiare † to fart 

sega a wank, an act of masturbation NOTE Literally 

"saw". Applied to men only. See also "ditalino". 

sega ☺ To play truant (only in the sentence "fare 

sega"). NOTE The sentence "fare sega" is used in 

Rome and perhaps comes for to go at school and 

after to come back, as a "saw". 

slinguare (intransitive verb) † French kissing NOTE The 

verb literally means "to do a tongue job". Mainly used 

by young teenagers. 

slinguata (feminine noun) † French kiss NOTE The word 

literally means "tongue job" and comes from the verb 

"slinguare". Mainly used by young teenagers. 

slinguata (feminine noun) † French kiss NOTE The word 

literally means "tongue job" and comes from the verb 

"slinguare". Mainly used by young teenagers. 

Smandrappata † A very fucking woman... NOTE Used in 

the middle Italy (RIETI-LAZIO) 

Soccia! (excl.) "shit!"(litterally "Suck it ") NOTE Used in 

Bologna to avoid to say "Socmel!" a blasphemous 

expression that means "Socmel". It souds very similar 

to it. Very useful in Bologna. 

Socmel! (excl.) ‡ "shit!"(litterally "Suck it to me ") NOTE 

pronounced as " soch-mael"Used just in Bologna 

meaning nothing more than a strong exclamation. 

Very sconveniente and inheducate expression. 

Sorca cunt, pussy 

spagnola [fare unaŠ] † To fuck someone between the 

breasts; NOTE Litterally: "do a spanish thing". English: 

Dutch Fuck 

spompinare (transitive verb) † to do a blow job NOTE 

The verb comes from "pompino", that means blow-job. 

The object of the transitive verb is the person that 

receives the blow-job. 

sticchio ‡ pussy NOTE Expression used only in the 

South of Italy. Note that the gender is masculine! 

stronza † cunt, cow, bitch NOTE Female form of 

"stronzo" (sense (ii)) (qv). 

stronzata † bullshit (ie nonsense) NOTE Formed from 

"stronzo" (qv) 

stronzo turd NOTE Literal sense. 

stronzo † bastard, shit NOTE Refers to someone one 

does not like or finds offensive. Female form: 

"stronza". 

sveltina † faster than a chiavata NOTE etymology: svelto 

= in hurry ; sveltina = a fast action without any 

importance 

sverginare (transitive verb) ‡ to fuck a man that was 

never fucked NOTE For the etymology see above. It 

seems that only heterosexual men use this derogatory 

verb with reference to gay men. Obviously no 

corresponding polite verb exists. 

sverginare (transitive verb) † to have sex with a boy that 

never did it NOTE For the etymology see above. Only 

used with reference to heterosexual intercourses. 

sverginare (transitive verb) † to deflower (a girl) NOTE 

The verb comes from "vergine", that means "virgin", 

preceded by the privative particle "s", meaning 

"without", so literally it means "to deprive of virginity". 

The polite term is "deflorare", corresponding to "to 

deflower". 

Tarzanello (masc.) ‡ anus knot NOTE Means a twisted 

knot of ass hair and shit keeping it together. Used by 

central-northern italian youth, it derives from "Tarzan" 

the popular hero of the jungle. Litterally, means "little 

Tarzan". You can understand why, I suppose. 

terrone South italian people NOTE So call with contempt 

north italian people south italian people. 

testa di cazzo † Cockhead NOTE Used to insult 

someone, without a really specific reason, just 

because you disagree with him/her 

tette † tits 

t 

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tirare (intransitive verb) ‡ To be sexually excited, with 

reference to female persons. NOTE This meaning, that 

comes from the corresponding meaning as applied to 

the penis, is very derogatory. In this case the subject 

of the verb tirare has to be a derogatory term 

indicating the vagina. E.g. "Ti tira la fregna?" = "Are 

you excited?". 

tirare (intransitive verb) † to have an erection NOTE 

Literally "to pull", but this special sense refers to what 

the owner of the penis experiences. E.g.: l'uccello mi 

tira. 

topa (fem. noun) † pussy; girl NOTE Used in middle Italy 

troia ‡ Whorse, usually aged and coarse. NOTE The 

word literally means "sow". 

troia † (UK) tart, slag, slut NOTE A sexually dissolute 

person (male or female). Used especially among gay 

men, its literal meaning is "sow" (female pig). 

trombare (verb) † to copulate NOTE used as standard 

expression in Tuscany, it means have sex in a funny 

and no-problems way. litterally; playing the trumpet 

uccello willy, peter NOTE Literal meaning: "bird". 

u 

v 

vacca (feminine noun) † Prostitute. NOTE Not usual in 

this sense. 

vacca (feminine noun) † Lustful woman, very attracted 

by the masculine attributes of a man. NOTE The word 

literally means "cow". 

vaffanculo † fuck off NOTE Also the standard expression 

for disagreeing strongly with another 

vangare (intransitive and transitive verb) ‡ to fuck NOTE 

Literally "to spade". Only used to indicate 

heterosexual intercourses. When used as transitive 

verb, the object is the woman who is fucked. 

venire to come (in the sexual sense) 

z 

zinne tits 

Zio cantante (excl.) "By Gosh!"(litterally "Uncle singer!" 

NOTE Used to avoid to say "DioCane!" a blasphemous 

expression that means "God-dog". It souds very 

similar to it. Very popular in northern Italy, between 

10-15 years people. 

zoccola (fem. noun) † bitch, whore NOTE Used in south 

Italy. e.g. Ma tu si' proprio 'na zoccola! = you're just a 

bitch! 

The Alternative Japanese Dictionary 

b 

g 

baka (adj) stupid NOTE Adjective. Pointing at someone 

and saying "baka" is like telling them they're an idiot. 

bakayarou † "asshole" NOTE Literally "you deer-horse"; 

the term "baka" means "crazy" and is composed of the 

Chinese characters for "deer" and "horse", supposedly 

because a creature such as a "deer-horse" is absurd 

and therefore stupid. 

bukkoroshite yaru zo (phrase) ‡ I'm going to kill you 

NOTE Litteraly it means I'm going to hit you to death.... 

don't use when unarmed 

c 

chipatama (noun) † penis head 

d 

debusen † one who is physically attracted to fat people 

gaisen † a person who is physically attracted to non- 

Japanese people NOTE pejorative 

garisen † one who is physically attrected to thin people 

k 

kuso † shit 

kuso shite shinezo! ‡ Die shitting! NOTE Not a nice thing 

to say..... 

kusobaba † old fart (female) NOTE Literally "shit old 

woman". 

kusojiji † old fart (male) NOTE Literally "shit old man". 

m 

musei (noun) a wet dream NOTE "mu" is the chinese 

character for 'dream'; and "sei" is the chinese 

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character for 'sperm'; "seishi" is the whole japanese 

word for sperm 

o 

omonkuu (action verb) † oral sex (female) NOTE "omon" 

means honorific gate, and "kuu" is the verb 'to eat' like 

an animal eats 

ano shipal † fuck off 

The Alternative Korean Dictionary 

a 

d 

imi shimi pet pojida ‡ your mother has a bald pussy 

doltaegari † You've got a big fucking stone head. stupid Jiralhanae † Literally means to become a retarded 

NOTE You'd say this word to someone who is really 

lunatic NOTE This word is used to describe someone 

fucking stupid. A moron. A piece of shit. A dumb ass. 

who is really fucked up mentally. Not too strong a 

Dong shit NOTE Just means shit...nothing else....just 

word but it gets the point across. 

shit. 

jotkara ‡ castration of male testicles NOTE this slang 

Dong shit NOTE Just means shit...nothing else....just 

word is usually by men. no women want to use this 

shit. 

word. this word has a very strong negative power. 

The Alternative Kurdish Dictionary 

ala rengîn Kurdish flag ("the colourful flag") NOTE f. 

a 

k 

kur son; boy; guy NOTE the form kurh does not exist in 

standard Kurdish; sometimes this word is spelled kurr 

cunnus (masc. noun) † cunt 

i 

j 

kurh (noun) boy NOTE Not very deragotory word, but still 

insults the manhood of the recipient. 

serhildan rebellion, revolt, uprising, Kurdish intifada 

NOTE f. 

The Alternative Latin Dictionary 

c 

e 

es agricola (phrase) directly, you are a farmer: you're a 

hick NOTE pronounced es-sa-gricolah 

i 

irrumator (masc. noun) † bastard NOTE literally, one who 

submits to fellatio, very insulting; used by Catullus to 

describe his commander in Bythinia, whom he didn't 

like, Poem 11 

s 

irrumo (verb) † receive fellatio NOTE Catullus 16 begins: 

pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. = I will fuck you in the 

ass and have you give me some good head. 

leno (noun) † pimp NOTE Impudens es leno! 'You 

brazen pimp!' About the same as the American 'You 

fucking bastard!' 

levantibus godparents? NOTE Found in some German 

Genealogical Records.Raising up from the waters? 

l 

m 

mentula (fem. noun) penis NOTE The commonest 

obscene word. NB!Penis was not obscene. 

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meretrix (fem. noun) † prostitute NOTE used by Cicero to 

refer to Clodia in the 'Pro Caelio;' from 'merero,' to 

earn; English derivative 'meretricious' 

Orcae Ita! Hells yeah! NOTE Pretty straightforward... 

Popular saying for highschool students... 

perite (interj.) † Fuck off! Go away NOTE Literally: go 

through (to the netherworld) 

o 

p 

s 

salarium † payment in salt [NaCl] NOTE salt [hallmarked] 

was a form of payment 

spucatum tauri (n) † bull shit NOTE literal translation; 

may not have been used by ancient Romans as much 

as by modern high school Latin students 

The Alternative Latvian Dictionary 

p 

s 

padirsenis ☺ + bastard literrally means "the one who's su'ds (noun) shit! NOTE All-purpose expletive comment 

stinking shit, cos he used to shit in his pants. NOTE + 

(making a mistake, hurting oneself accidently etc.). 

bastard literrally means "the one who's stinking shit, 

Pronounced "tsoodts" (rhymes with boots). 

cos he used to shit in his pants". Is used to stress 

one's infantility, misery etc. 

Dievas God 

The Alternative Lithuanian Dictionary 

d 

y 

yeso christo † jesus christ NOTE it means a lot worst 

than just jesus christ. 

r 

rupuze toad NOTE Commonly used in the upper Kaunas 

area. 

The Alternative Macedonian Dictionary 

d 

da svrsi (duh svrshee) to have an orgazam, to cum 

da te ebam (duh tee aebam) ‡ may I fuck you NOTE 

UNISEX-everybody can say this to anybody. 

da te ebam u gz (duh tee aebam ou g'z) ‡ let me fuck 

you in your ass NOTE nly a man to man can say this. 

However, don't say it! 

da te mocam od keramidi (duh tee mo-tsam odca-ramee-dee) 

‡ may I pee on you from the roof NOTE Very 

strong, don't use it unless you are really pissed off 

(even then watch whom you are telling this to). 

da te seram (duh tee sae-ram) ‡ may I poop on you 

NOTE It is used when a person is pissed off because 

the one to whom those words were intented to 

screwed up something reeaaly bad. 

da ti go fukne konj (duh tee go fouck-neah koyn) ‡ may 

a horse stick his dick well into you NOTE If you don't 

want your fascial description to be changed, DON'T 

USE IT! 

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gomno (gom-no) shit,poop NOTE It is not used like 

Americans use Shit!, ,but it is used to people (as a 

"compliment") 

g 

k 

kur (cour) dick 

KUR SE TRESE VO LADNA VODA ‡ THE DICK IS 

SHAKING IN THE COOL WATER NOTE NEVER 

EVER SAY THIS WORD TO YOUR CLOSE FRIEND. 

lizipicka (leew-zee pitch-kuh) † pussysucker, suck up 

l 

m 

me pali (mae pa-lee) he, she, it turns me on 

mrsulko (mr-soul-ko) snotty person, crybaby, coward 

NOTE It means that the person to whom it is intented is 

veeery immature in his actions. 

picka ti mater (pitch-kuh tee mater) ‡ let me fuck your 

mother NOTE This is the most common swear in 

Macedonia 

pusi mi go (push-ee mee go) ‡ suck my dick 

pusi mi ja (push-ee mee ya) ‡ suck my pussy 

p 

пичка ~ pička (pee-tchkuh) † pussy 

цицки ~ cicki (tsi-tskeeh) tits 

z 

The Alternative Maltese Dictionary 

l 

z 

lisba ‡ sperm in a lesbian mouth NOTE WARNING * 

zoblings † many , many penises NOTE real 

THIS IS A SHITTY ENTRY * 

The Alternative Mexican Spanish Dictionary 

a 

a viente! (interjection) † back at you! NOTE This is a very 

useful and common comeback used when someone is 

insulting your "madre"; see also "madre". It is basically 

a nonsense phrase that sames "same to you!" 

(Mexican slang). 

abadesa (noun, fem.) pimp NOTE This term refers to a 

female or male pimp. Its other meaning is "head of the 

house". It is pronounced "ah-bah-DE-sa". (Mexican 

slang). 

acostarse con rosemaria (phrase) to smoke marijuana 

NOTE Literally...."to go to bed with rosemary" (in 

reference to the herb). (Mexican slang) 

aduana (noun, fem.) whorehouse NOTE Also means 

"customs station". (Mexican slang) 

agarraderas (noun, fem., plural.) † tits NOTE This term is 

derived from agarrar (verb, trans.). Thus, this actually 

means "things to grab". (Mexican slang) 

aguacates (noun, masc.,plural) testicles NOTE (lit) 

avocados; (Mexican slang) 

aguayon torneado (noun, masc.) (adj., masc.) † 

testicles NOTE (Mexican slang) 

albondigas (noun, fem., plural) † testicles NOTE This 

term literally means "meatballs" or "fishballs". It is 

pronounced "al-BONE-dee-gaas". (Mexican slang). 

alimentos (noun, masc., plural.) † tits NOTE Literally, this 

word means "food allowance" or "alimony". (Mexican 

slang) 

andar con el cutis flojo (phrase) to have diarrhea NOTE 

This phrase actually means...." to walk around with 

loose skin". (Mexican Spanish) 

andar con mal tapon (phrase) to have constipation NOTE 

This phrase actually means...." to walk around with a 

defective cork". This phrase is used as an insult when 

talking to someone who is uptight. (Mexican slang) 

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andar jineteando alazon (phrase) to menstruate NOTE 

The term "alazon" is a reddish-brown plant with sour 

juice. (Mexican slang) 

angel custodio (noun, masc.) (adj., masc.) condom 

NOTE (lit) guardian angel. It is pronounced "AHN-jail 

cus-toe-DIO". (Mexican Spanish) 

angel de la guardia condom NOTE (lit) guardian angel; 

see also angel custodio. (Mexican Spanish) 

aniz anus NOTE This term is basically a Mexican 

parroting of the word "anus". It is pronounced "AHNniece". 

(Mexican Spanish) 

aparato (noun, masc.) penis NOTE (lit) apparatus; 

(Mexican slang) 

apedrear (verb, trans.) to reek of shit NOTE Also, has 

another meaning: "to stone to death". (Mexican slang) 

apretada (noun, fem.) a young woman who is snobby 

and very frigid (not necessarily a virgin), who has little 

or no sexual experience NOTE As an adjective, it 

means "tight" and "stingy". (Mexican slang) 

aracata (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (Mexican Spanish) 

atizar coliflor tostada (phrase) to smoke marijuana NOTE 

Literally...."to smoke toasted cauliflower". (Mexican 

slang) 

atizar mota (verb, trans.) (noun, fem.) to smoke 

marijuana NOTE Literally...."to stir the powder". 


avergallon (noun, masc.) masturbation of the penis 

NOTE see also vergallo; (Mexican slang). 

ay joven! (interjection) † NOTE This is a popular 

comeback said in response to someone who is talking 

about their "dick". More or less, it means..."Oh yeah, 

the small one!" (Mexican slang) 

ayotes (noun, masc., plural) † testicles NOTE This term 

literally means "pumpkins"; (Mexican slang). 

b 

bacalao (noun, masc.) ‡ cunt NOTE (lit) codfish; 


bastardiar (verb) to have sex outside of marriage NOTE 

This term literally means "to produce bastards". 


berreadero (noun, masc.) whorehouse, brothel NOTE 


bombear (verb, trans.) to have sex outside of marriage 

NOTE This term literally means "to pump". (Mexican 

slang) 

c 

calabazo (noun, masc.) buttocks or rump NOTE It is 

pronounced "cah-la-BAH-so". (Mexican slang). 

chilito (noun, masc.) ‡ little dick NOTE pronounced 

"chee-lee-tow"; (Mex. Spanish). Watch out! A chilito is 

also a food item on the menu at Taco Bell. In Mexico, 

however, it is a BIG insult! 

chinaloa opium or pure heroin NOTE see also "chocalate 

de fu man chu". (Mexican slang) 

chingalo! (phrase) † fuck it! NOTE This interjection is 

derived from chingar (verb, trans.). It is pronounced 

"CHEEN-gah-low"; (Mexican Spanish). 

chingate (verb) ‡ fuck you NOTE pronunced "cheen-gatay" 

(Mex. Spanish) 

chis piss NOTE As an interjection, it can also mean 

"shh!" or "pst!"; (Mexican slang). 

chocalate de fu man chu opium or pure heroin NOTE see 

also "chinaloa". (Mexican slang) 

chocho (noun, masc.) † cunt NOTE (Mexican slang). It 

can also mean "an old person ready for death." It is 

pronounced "CHO-cho". 

chora (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE It is pronounced 

"CHO-rah". (Mexican slang) 

chucha cuerera (noun, fem.) (adj., fem.) † slut; a very 

sexually experienced female NOTE (Mexican slang) 

chuperson (noun, fem.) † penis NOTE It is pronounced 

"chew-pear-SON". (Mexican slang) 

colgados (noun, masc., plural) † old tits NOTE This term 

refers to the withered titties of old ladies. As an 

adjective, it means to frustrate. (Mexican Spanish) 

cusca (noun, fem.) slut NOTE (Mex. Spanish) 

el de atras (phrase) † asshole NOTE (lit) "the thing in 

your bottom". (Mexican slang) 

el sin mangas (phrase) condom NOTE (Mexican slang) 

grifear (verb) to smoke marijuana NOTE (Mexican 

Spanish) 

e 

g 

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grifo drug-induced intoxification NOTE This term can also 

refer to someone who is constantly "strung out" on 

drugs. (Mexican slang) 

gumersinda (noun, fem.) raw heroin, crude opium NOTE 


h 

hierba (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE This term literally 

means "grass" or "herb"; (Mexican Spanish). (see also 

"yerba") 

i 

impermeable (noun, masc.) condom NOTE Actually, this 

is the Spanish word for "raincoat". (Mexican slang) 

ir a desgastar el petate (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to wear down the bedding". (Mexican slang) 

ir a desvencigar la cama (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to go break the bed". (Mexican slang) 

ir a hacer de las aguas (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to go make some water". (Mexican slang) 

ir a la junta de consiliacion (phrase) to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to go to a meeting". (Mexican slang) 

ir a la lucha super libre a calzon (phrase) † to have sex 

NOTE Literally..."to go remove clothing". (Mexican 

slang) 

ir a percudir el cochon (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to tarnish the matress". (Mexican slang); 

pronounced "ear ah pear-cu-DEER el coal-CHON". 

ir a rechinar la cama (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to make the bed squeak". (Mexican slang) 

ir a un entierro (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Literally..."to go to the grave". (Mexican slang) 

lina (noun, fem.) line of cocaine NOTE (Mex. Spanish) 

l 

m 

madama (noun, fem.) female pimp or head of the 

whorehouse NOTE Mexico has many "madamas" and 

also several nicknames for them. (Mexican slang) 

madre superiora (noun, fem.) (adj., fem.) female pimp 

NOTE (lit) mother superior; (Mexican slang) 

madrina (noun, fem.) female pimp NOTE (Mexican slang) 

madrota (noun, fem.) female pimp NOTE (Mexican 

slang) 

malva (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (Mexican slang) 

mamey † cunt NOTE It is pronounced "MAH-may". 


manchas (noun, fem. plural) † tits NOTE Its other 

meaning is "spot" or "stain". It might not be wise to 

use this as an interjection since it also means "wet 

paint!". (Mexican Spanish) 

manga (noun, fem.) condom NOTE (Mexican slang) 

mango (noun, masc.) very sexy man NOTE (Mex. 

Spanish); This term actally refers to the enticing taste 

of the tropical fruit. An example of its usage: 

"Chihuahua!!! Mire a ese mango!!!" 

mango de manila (phrase) sexy woman NOTE (Mexican 

slang) 

mariscala (noun, fem.) female pimp NOTE It is equivalent 

to "madame". (Mexican slang) 

mary (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (Mexican slang) 

mastuerzo (noun, masc.) marijuana NOTE This term can 

also mean stupid person, however its more popular 

usage refers to the drug; (Mexican slang). 

matraca (noun, fem.) machine gun NOTE (Mexican 

street slang) 

mayate (noun, masc.) † homosexual NOTE This word is 

equivalent to "faggot". (Mexican Spanish) 

mecos (noun, masc.) † semen NOTE (Mexican Spanish) 

mermelada de miembrillo † semen NOTE Literally, this 

means "marmalade of the smaller limb". (Mexican 

Spanish) 

miembrillo (noun, masc.) penis NOTE This is Mexican 

Spanish which refers to the penis as a "member" or a 

"limb". 

moravia (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (Mexican slang) 

morisqueta (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (Mexican 

slang) 

morrongo (noun, masc.) † dick NOTE (Mexican slang) 

mota (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (lit) speck; (Mexican 

slang) 

motivosa (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (Mexican slang) 

motocicleta (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE Literally, this 

means "motorcycle". (Mexican slang) 

motor de chorro (phrase) marijuana NOTE (Mexican 

slang) 

mugir (verb, intrans.) to reek of shit; to nauseate NOTE 

(lit) to roar; (Mexican Spanish) 

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mula (noun, fem.) † impotent male NOTE It is a BIG 

insult to imply that a Mexican man is unable to have 

children. (Mexican Spanish) 

n 

nalga de angel (phrase) marijuana NOTE (lit) "a buttock 

of an angel"; (Mexican slang) 

nido (noun, masc.) † cunt NOTE (lit) nest or hiding place; 


no mames (interjection) You're shittin' me. NOTE Literally 

translated, Don't suck me. (From the verb, mamar, to 

suck) Used very casually among Mexicans, especially 

the males. Pronounced no MAH-mace 

o 

obraderas (noun, fem., plural) diarrhea or "the runs" 

NOTE It is derived from obrar (verb, trans.), which 

means "to have a bowel movement". (Mexican slang) 

obstaculos (noun, masc., plural) testicles NOTE It is 

pronounced "ob-STAH-cu-los". (Mexican slang) 

ocho ochenta! (phrase) I do not care what you say! 

NOTE This is equivalent to a nonsense phrase, such as 

"Blah, blah, blah!" or "Duh!" Literally it means "eighteighty". 


oregano (noun, masc) marijuana NOTE It is pronounced 

"oh-RAY-gah-no". (Mexican slang) 

oregano chino (noun, masc) marijuana NOTE (lit) 

chinese herb; see also oregano (Mexican slang) 

p 

panocha, la † cunt (female genitalia) NOTE [panotSa] 

literally "sweetbread". Mexican dialect 

pendejo † idiot. NOTE In Mex. Spanish it is rather strong. 

You can't use that word on TV. 

Pinche fucking NOTE Mexican Spanish. 

q 

quebracho (noun, masc.) † homosexual NOTE also see 

quebrachon; (Mexican slang) 

quebrachon (noun, masc.) † homosexual NOTE variation 

of quebracho; (Mexican slang) 

quedada (noun, fem.) † an ugly, old maid NOTE Its other 

meaning is "still" or "gentle". It is pronounced "Kay- 

DAH-dah". (Mexican slang) 

quedar de encargo (phrase) to knock up; to get a 

female pregnant NOTE The literal meaning of this is "to 

find a job". (Mexican slang) 

quinto (noun, masc.) virgin NOTE The dictionary 

meaning of this word is "fifth". (Mexican slang) 

quitarle al mondongo un peso de encima (phrase) to 

defecate NOTE Literally..."to empty out the intestines". 


r 

reata (noun, fem.) penis NOTE (lit) rope; (Mexican slang) 

regir (verb, trans., intrans.) to defecate NOTE (lit) "to 

rule". (Mexican slang) 

remame (noun, masc.) † cunt NOTE variation of mamey; 


remolino del pellejo (phrase) anus NOTE (lit) "the 

whirlpool in the skin". (Mexican slang) 

rene (noun, masc.) † black person NOTE This is almost 

equivalent to the strong English word, "nigger". 

Mexicans call African-Americans this word. However, 

they also use it amongst themselves as an insult to a 

person of Mexican descent who has extremely dark 

skin. It is a big insult to call someone "el rene". 


repisas (noun, fem., plural) tits NOTE (lit) shelves; 


retazo macizo (noun, masc.) † dick NOTE ratazo = 

piece, macizo = stiff, solid; (Mexican slang) 

retozona (noun, fem.) prostitute NOTE As an adjective, 

this means "frisky". (Mexican slang) 

revisar los interiores (phrase) † to have sex NOTE 

Basically, this means "to go check out the insides". 


riata (noun, fem.) † dick NOTE (Mexican slang) 

rifle (noun, masc.) penis NOTE This is an example of 

direct Mexican parroting of the English word "rifle". 

However, be careful with this slang cognate......it is 

pronounced "REE-flay". (Mexican slang) 

romper (verb, trans.) to have sex with a virgin; 

"deflower" NOTE Literally, this means "to tear;to break 

down". (Mexican Spanish) 

romper el tambor (phrase) to have sex with a virgin; 

"deflower" NOTE Literally, this means "to bust open the 

screen". (Mexican slang) 

rul (noun, masc.) † asshole NOTE (Mexican slang) 

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rulacho (noun, masc.) † anus NOTE Its equivalent in 

English is "asshole". (Mexican slang) 

rule (noun, masc.) traveling career-prostitute NOTE It is 

pronounced "RUH-lay". (Mexican slang) 

ruletera (noun, fem.) traveling career-prostitute NOTE 

see also "rule". (Mexican slang) 

s 

seguidillas (noun, fem., plural) diarrhea or "the runs" 

NOTE (Mexican slang) 

soltura (noun, fem.) diarrhea NOTE (lit) "looseness" or 

"freedom". It is quite an insult to call someone 

"soltura" in Mexico. (Mexican slang) 

sombrero de Panama (phrase) condom NOTE (lit) 

Panama's hat; (Mexican slang) 

sopladores (noun, masc., plural) † testicles NOTE 


subir al guayabo (phrase) † to have sex NOTE (lit) "to go 

up to the jelly"; (Mexican slang) 

t 

taconera (noun, fem.) traveling prostitute NOTE This 

term is derived from the transitive verb taconear ("to 

fill / stuff"). It is pronunced "tah-co-NAY-rah". (Mexican 

slang) 

tacuche de filiberto condom NOTE tacuche = man's 

clothing, filiberto = penis; (Mexican slang) 

tana (noun, fem.) prostitute NOTE It is pronounced 

"TAH-na". (Mexican slang) 

tanates (noun, masc., plural) † testicles NOTE (Mexican 

slang) 

timbon (adj.) very fat NOTE It is pronounced "Teem- 

BOHN". (Mexican slang) 

tompeates (noun, masc., plural) † testicles NOTE 


trastero (noun, masc.) † anus NOTE (lit) storeroom, (fig) 

asshole; (Mexican slang) 

v 

vergallito (noun, masc.) † masturbation of the penis 

NOTE (Mexican Spanish) Literally, "jerking off your little 

chicken". (see also vergallon) 

vergallo (noun, masc.) † masturbation of the penis NOTE 

(Mexican Spanish) Literally, "choking your chicken". 

Often when describing this action to one another, 

Mexicans pretend to be a rooster jacking off. (see also 

vergallito) 

vergallo (noun, masc.) † self-masturbation of the penis 

NOTE (Mexican slang) 

y 

yerba (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE This term literally 

means "grass" or "herb"; (Mexican Spanish). It is often 

spelled "hierba" as well. 

z 

zorrero (noun, masc.) a thief who robs your house and 

then shits in the floor NOTE (Mexican Spanish); As an 

adjective, this word means sly or cunning. 

zurramato (noun, masc.) † dumbass NOTE A general 

term applied to a combination of undesirable 

characteristics, such as stupid, lazy, and very ugly; 

(Mexican Spanish). 

The Alternative Nepali Dictionary 

m 

p 

ma-chik-na (phrase) † Mother fucker NOTE Pronounced puti (noun) † vagina NOTE phonetic spelling 

"mah-chick-nA" Very disrespectfull around women. 

The Alternative Norwegian Dictionary 

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b 

bollemus ‡ bowl-mouse NOTE Mean the same as the 

norwegian «venusbeg», but here is the shape 

extremly curved. 

bollingmoer (masc. noun) ‡ extremely lazy, stupid, 

ignorant, and fat person NOTE Very regional 

expression used in the Hundhammaren region outside 

Trondheim. Derogatory. 

bryster tits 

bryster breasts 

bægæэжх (noun, n) ☺ Stupid animal 

bølgertaэжхфывąłża (noun, m.) † Stupid man. 

d 

dass shithouse NOTE The place where u go to shit ... the 

toilet. (not your bed I hope!) 

Dra dit pepper'n gror go where the pepper is growing 

NOTE Allmost the same as "go to hell", but not that 

strong expression. 

Dra til helvete Go to hell NOTE (no further info i required 

here.) 

drittsekk † shitbag NOTE Often translated to the elnglish 

expression: asshole. 

dæven steike satan friing NOTE very regular svearexpression. 

(often used when somebody is wery 

surprised) 

dæven steike [²dæːvən ²stɛɪkə] NOTE This expression, 

along with several others, shows the use of the 

subjunctive ('steike'). The subjunctive is extinct in 

Norwegian, but survives in some idioms ('leve kongen' 

- 'live the king'), and is commonly used in expletives 

similar to this one. 

f 

faen [²fɑːən] † devil! NOTE Most common swear word 

fitte ‡ pussy (cunt) NOTE Used to refer to a female's 

vagina, or to talk disrespectful about a female (i.e She 

if a f...ing cunt!). 

Fomlepung Mess up everything NOTE Often used by 

people who mess up a lot!!! 

forhud foreskin NOTE That's right..it's the movable cover 

at the tip of your pecker! 

forpult (adj.) ‡ overfucked NOTE Very useful all-purpose 

insult. Literally means that something or someone has 

been fucked so much it has been worn out. Example: 

Forpulte hestkuk! 

g 

gessæl † provoking bastard NOTE (local dialect) 

Hedmark, Norway 

Gutta boys The boys from Sinsen (oslo) NOTE This 

expression was a slang from the 50ies and first used 

by the real gutta boys Arne and Harald 

h 

helvete † hell 

herpe (verb) screw up / alternate the appearance/use of 

something NOTE A deviation of the noun "herpes", 

saying something is not right. Example: Jeg herpa 

gitaren min med en saks: I customized my guitar with 

a scissor. Example II: Et virus herpa harddisken min: 

A virus damaged my hard disk. Example III: LSD 

herper ditt syn på verden: LSD radically alters your 

perception. Example IV: Ikke herp med puppene mine: 

Lay off my tits! Example V: Hjernen din er helt herpa: 

You're sick (/your brain is badly damaged). 

hestkuk ‡ horsedick NOTE Same strength as mother 

fucker 

hore ‡ whore, hooker, prostitued, bitch, slut NOTE 

(Generally used for many bad expressions) 

håndjager † hand-fighterairplane / handhunter NOTE An 

amusing way of saying «ronk» in norwegian 

idiot idiot NOTE (same expression in both languages) 

jubelidiot † cheer-idiot NOTE The same as norwegian 

«kronidiot» 

jævel devil NOTE Also common expression for "son of a 

bitch". 

i 

j 

k 

Klitoriskost † Mustache (slang from Oslo) NOTE This 

word is a synonyme to connect the finer hair parts of a 

woman to the hairy part of a gents middle facial 

zones. 

klitt ‡ clitoris NOTE a females «love-button»... 

knulle † to fuck NOTE when somebody having sexual 

intercorse 

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kronidiot † crownidiot NOTE Describes someone that is 

extremly idiotic/stupid 

kuk † cock, dick, pecker NOTE Common expression for a 

man's penis. Also used as an expression for "asshole" 

luremus trick mouse NOTE You never got what you 

thought you would get.... 

l 

m 

morrabrød morning log NOTE The kind of erection one 

tends to wake up with in the morning. 

mus † mouse NOTE Means "pussy" when used in bad 

norwegian language. 

onanere ‡ mastrubate (females) NOTE Similar to the 

norwegian expression «ronk». 

o 

p 

pikk prick,cock NOTE A man's penis.Also used as to 

describe people you don't like,though it's not a very 

effective expression,because it is widely reckoned as 

a childish thing to say. 

pikktryne † dickface NOTE May not sound as strong in 

English as it will be interpreted in Norwegian! 

Pule † fuck 

pupper tits 

pupper breasts 

pøngle (fem.noun) scrotum and testicles NOTE Regional 

expression from the Ålesund area. Used if you don't 

like someone's face. 

rasshøl † asshole NOTE not as common as the english 

asshole, hence more effectful 

r 

ronk ‡ jerk off, mastrubate (males) NOTE (Don't try this 

yourself...You can get blind by doing it!!!) 

rævhøl ‡ asshole NOTE not as common as the english 

asshole, hence more effectful 

rævsleiker (masc.noun) † a servil person NOTE the 

same as 'spyttslikker' but a stronger expression. 

Directly translated to English:asshole-licker 

s 

sau sheep NOTE used to patronize people. (i.e. You are 

stupid as a sheep) 

snøgge (noun, f.) ‡ Stupid woman 

spyttslikker (masc. noun) A servil person 

stille ANTON ‡ quiet Anton NOTE A more discrete way 

of saying «ronk» in norwegian 

stille ANTON † quiet Anton NOTE A more discrete way 

of saying «ronk» in norwegian 

ståkuk † hardon, boner, erection NOTE Describes an 

erected cock/penis 

suppegjøk soup-geek NOTE The same as norwegian 

«sau», but a bit milder expression. 

svin pig (bastard) NOTE Used to speak patronizing about 

somebody. (i.e. You bloody pig/bastard.) 

tispe † bitch, slut 

t 

v 

venusberg † venus-hills NOTE Refering to how a 

female's pussy is shaped. (nice & curved in profile) 

w 

WALDO ‡ That's right: NOTE It's the name of my cock. 

The Alternative Occitan Dictionary 

c 

m 

cagar (verb, intransitive) defecate, shit NOTE Also in the macarèl (masc, noun) † pimp, ponce NOTE the 

phrases "Me fa cagar", "Me fas cagar", etc... 

expression "Macarèl!" is usually an expression 

colhons interjection of surprise and/or anger NOTE It can of mild surprise. 

also be used meaning 'testicles' 

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p 

puta (fem. noun) † whore, prostitute NOTE Same 

meaning as "putan", but never used as an interjection. 

putan (fem. noun) bloody hell! NOTE An interjection 

whithout any real meaning. Very common. 

putan (fem. noun) † whore NOTE Also used as an insult 

towards a woman. 

v 

viech (masc. noun) penis NOTE Old slang, not very 

offensive. The phrase "viech d'ase" (pronounced 

"biedaze") (literally, "donkey's cock") is used to 

express surprise or dismay: "Viech d'ase, m'an panat 

l'autò!". 

gadha † donkey 

harami † bastard 

ahn † shit 

The Alternative Panjabi Dictionary 

b 

m 

bef koof † foolish, idiot 

Maa yave ‡ Mother Fucker NOTE Very common usage 

bhehen chodh † sister fucker NOTE Common expression among truckers. "Maa" is mother and the rest is self 

g 

h 

explanatory. 

Maa Yave ‡ Mother Fucker NOTE Very common usage 

among truckers. 

The Alternative Persian Dictionary 

a 

b 

bacha bawz (noun) † young pederast NOTE bacha = 

boy; this indicates a boy who submits to pederasts 

c 

coon butt 

coonee † one who shares his butt 

cos † vagina 

gooz fart 

hasheri horny 

g 

h 

kir † penis 

kir khor † cock eater 

kiram tu coseh nanat ‡ my cock is in your mother's 

pussy 

koce khor † pussy eater 

kut † shit NOTE No sure how used - expletive? Please 

feel free to update. 

k 

m 

mader genduh ‡ mother f*cker 

mardekeh worthless man NOTE "marrd" means man 

maudar ghabe ‡ your mom's a bitch NOTE Lit. 'mother 

bitch' 

nekbat dirty slut 

The Alternative Polish Dictionary 

n 

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b 

bartować / pobartować [barˈtɔvaʨ] (verb) to ride BART 

(Bay Area Rapid Transit) EG bartuję do Oaklanda I'm 

BARTing to Oakland NOTE From SF Bay Area slang - 

to BART somewhere. 

bocian a tall, long-necked person 

branzlować (się) (verb) masturbate, jerk off NOTE selfexplanatory 

burdel whorehouse 

bydlak † bastard NOTE Relates the manners or behavior 

of a man to that of livestock i.e.: vulgar. 

c 

cholera shit, fuck, damn NOTE No direct translation 

possible. It can also mean the disease "cholera." 

cholera jasna expletive NOTE Stronger than "cholera." 

cholernik † a fucker, bastard 

chuj ‡ dick, cock 

chujek [xujek] † little dick NOTE Pronounced 'huyek.' To 

make fun of someone's size say, "Ty masz ma³y hujek 

(tee mash mawee huyek)"--you have a small little 

dick. "Ty masz hujek (tee mash huyek)"--you have 

little dick--does not mean anything; rather say, "To jest 

ma³y hujek (toh yest mawee huyek)"--this is a small 

dick (while pointing and laughing). 

cipa ☺ pussy 

cipcia ☺ pussy NOTE Diminutive of cipka (i.e. little 

pussy). Used when speaking about a pussy in the 

most of endearing terms ;-) 

cipka ☺ pussy (lit. little pussy) NOTE can also mean 'a 

chick'--as in a young chicken. 

cwel (m.,noun. pron: tsvel) † fagot, pansy NOTE passiv 

male homosexual. Also a victim of homosexual rape 

c.f. verb: wycweliæ, wycwelowaæ - make someone a 

'cwel'. Common use: prisoners, criminals 

cycek, cycki (pl.) tit, tits 

czarnuch nigger extemely black male 

d 

dać dupy † to get laid to give arse NOTE Normally, only 

a woman "daje dupy" / gets laid. I have, however, 

heard girls boasting about their conquests "Wreszcie 

dał dupy" - finally HE got laid. 

dupa ass, arse, asshole NOTE asshole is descriptive of 

the hole not the person. 

dupcia little, little ass NOTE Same usage as cipcia 

dupczyć (verb) ‡ fuck, bang EG Danka zrob-co, bo cie 

zdupcz¹ Danka, do something, otherwise they'll fuck 

you 

dupka ☺ little ass 

f 

franca (f. noun. pron.: frahn-tsah) syphilis, pox; 

(undefined) sickness; also: shrew EG przypętała mi się 

jakaś franca I've contracted some kind of disease. EG 

ale z niej franca she is a damned shrew/witch. NOTE 

Enth.: French disease. 

g 

gówienko little shit EG ptasie gówienko bird's little shit. 

gówniarz † a little bastard 

gówno † shit 

gównojad (male, noun. pron.: goov'noh-yad) † shiteater 

, (boot-licker,Germ.:Dreckfresser) NOTE a toady, 

a person who accepts humiliations and contempt in 

order to receive some privileges/benefits. 

jajca balls, testicles NOTE Same as jajka. 

jajka balls (testicles) 

jebać † to fuck 

jebaniec ‡ a fucker 

jędza † witch NOTE Often used to describe disobedient, 

worthless children. 

kobyłka masturbation 

kociak ☺ chick little cat 

komuch (male, noun) "commie", member of the 

Communist Party NOTE Used mostly by anticommunist 

oriented young people. 

krowa fat cow, fat pig (lit. cow) 

kurwa † whore NOTE common 

kurwa mać ‡ Expletive NOTE Stronger than 'cholera 

jasna.' 

kurwiec ‡ bastard 

kutas (m.,noun) pecker; jerk. Also: tassel EG nie bądź 

kutas don't be a jerk EG leci mu z kutasa his prick is 

j 

k 

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running EG czapka z kutasem a cap with a tassel, 

fool's cap. 

l 

losandżelizować, zlosandżelizować (verb) to smog over 

EG Rzadko tak się losandżelizuje Rarely does it smog 

over like this). NOTE From SF Bay Area slang - to Los 

Angelize. 

łachudra bum 

łajdak bum, bastard NOTE Also a philandering husband. 

łajza bum, transient 

ł 

m 

małpa bitch a monkey 

małpka ☺ an overactive child little monkey NOTE Usually 

a term of endearment. 

ń 

odpierdol się ‡ fuck off NOTE This is the classic "fuck 

off." 

opierdolić ‡ to curse out, to let someone have it, to talk 

behind someone's back, to beat up 

opierdzielać, opierdalać † to talk behind someone's 

back continously NOTE Implies a promise. 

opierdzielić † to curse out, to let someone have it, to 

talk behind someone's back, to beat up 

osioł dunce donkey 

osiołek little imbecil little donkey NOTE Not a term of 

endearment. 

osrać † to shit all over (someone, something) 

oszczać to piss all over 

oślisko † dastardly idiot, bastard big donkey 

p 

pedał faggot 

pierdoleniec ‡ a fucker 

pierdolę cię ‡ Expletive I fuck you NOTE Expresses 

extreme surprise. Stronger than kurwa mać. 

pierdolić ‡ to fuck 

pierdolony (a,e) ‡ fuckin' (adj.) EG pierdolona suka a 

fucking bitch NOTE Usually refers to a person. 

pierdoła ☺ someone accident prone, a fuck up 

pierdołka ☺ accident prone child NOTE Could be a term 

of endearment. 

pierdzieć to fart EG kto pierdzi ten śmierdzi who fartsstinks 

pizda † pussy 

pizdka † little pussy NOTE See 'cipcia' for usage. 

piździelec † bastard 

piździelec † idiot, moron 

pojebać † to beat up, to fuck up EG chcę go pojebać I 

want to fuck him up a bit 

pojebać † to fuck (a little) EG chcę ją pojebać I want to 

fuck her (a little) 

popierdolić † to fuck up, to fuck (a little) EG popierdoliłeś 

to you fucked it up 

popierdolony (adj.) † all fucked up (adj.) EG ten 

samochód jest popierdolony this car is all fucked up 

NOTE Usually refers to an object. 

prosiak pig little pig NOTE Describes eating habits. 

ruchać fuck someone 

siur ☺ pecker 

siurek ☺ a little pecker 

r 

s 

skurczysyn † bastard NOTE Similar to z kurwysyn but 

milder. Sometimes it describes, with appreciation, an 

agile man (at anything). 

skurwiel (male, noun) ‡ bastard ETYM "kurwa" (pol. 

whore) 

skurwysyn ‡ bastard son of a whore. NOTE I'm not sure 

of the exact spelling. 

spierdalać † to depart fast 

spierdalaj ‡ get the fuck away (command) 

spierdolony ‡ all fucked up NOTE Refers to an object. 

spierdzielać † to depart really fast NOTE More urgent 

than spierdalać. 

spierdzielaj ‡ get the fuck away, fuck off (command) 

NOTE Stronger than spierdalaj. 

sracz shithouse 

sraczka diarrhea 

sraczka † shithouse NOTE Not considered very bad. 

srać † to shit 

suczka little bitch NOTE Term of endearment used when 

speaking of women in sexual terms with other guys, 

while drinking vodka;-) 

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suka † bitch NOTE Just as in english the strength is 

determined by context. 

sukinsyn † son-of-a-bitch NOTE "Syn" means son. 

syf † dirt, state of untidyness, general for the situation 

that is not liked, pimple on face 

szczać to piss 

szczel, szczelec little bastard NOTE The best I can come 

up with for these kind of words is 'little bastard.' You 

should know that this is only an indirect translation: all 

those 'little bastards' have shades of meaning to them. 

szczele piss (n.) 

szczyny (f.pl.noun) † piss, urine NOTE self-explanatory 

świnia [ˈɕfʲiɲa] bastard pig 

ś 

t 

w 

wiedźma † bitch, witch witch NOTE I'm under the 

imression that women use this expression more often. 

wysrać to shit out 

zajebaniec ‡ a fucker 

zajebany † fucking (adj.) EG zajebany huj fuckin' dick. 

NOTE Usually refers to a person. 

zasrać to shit all over, to overflow the toilet 

zasraniec † little bastard 

zboczeniec a pervert 

zrobić jajca z to make fun of, to play a trick on EG 

zrobiłem jajca z niego I made fun of him (actually it 

means more like 'I made him look foolish in front of 

others). 

z 

tryper (m.noun) clap EG zlapac trypra catch clap NOTE 

medical: gonorrhoea. 

The Alternative Portuguese Dictionary 

a 

aranha spider NOTE = pussy "dar um tapa na aranha" is 

like a fock a pussy 

b 

Balalao Dumb, Stupid Person NOTE Originally from 

Porto Santo Island, Madeira, Portugal 

bicha † homossexual male. NOTE in Brasil. In Portugal 

means queue, line. 

biscate † bitch, floosey NOTE Another word that has 

meaning very similar to bitch (puta) 

boceta † pussy, cunt 

bosta shit NOTE in Brasil. 

Braulio de borracha (noun) dildo NOTE BROW-lyo dey 

bo-HA-sha. Literally rubber Braulio. Braulio is a 

common first name and also a guy's name for his dick 

(like my Peter or my Willy). See also consolo and 

vibrador. 

cabrao † +- bastard NOTE (in Portugal only). 

cacete penis 

cagar † have a crap 

c 

camisinha Condom NOTE "small shirt" 

caralho † cock, penis NOTE in Brasil. 

chochota † cunt 

chupar † blowjob NOTE verb 

Colhoes † bollocks 

comer (verb) † to fuck NOTE Normally used as the verb 

'to eat', comer can also be used in the same way as 

foder. 

cona † pussy 

consolo (noun) dildo NOTE From the verb consolar, to 

console. See also vibrador and Braulio de borracha. 

corno s'one who has been 'fooled' by his wife NOTE in 

Portugal. 

cu' asshole NOTE in Brasil. 

d 

dar o rabo † get asshole fucked 

esporra ‡ cum, sperm 

e 

f 

filho da puta † son of a bitch NOTE in Brasil. 

Foda-se! ‡ Fuck it! NOTE Common curse in Portugal. 

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foder † to fuck 

frango assado (noun/verb) † sexual position for gay 

anal sex NOTE Literally baked chicken, this position 

has the receiver on his back with legs in the air. A 

bicha gosta de dar o cu' de frango assado.=The fag 

loves to give(make) his ass the baked chicken(to get 

fucked). 

gozar (verb) to come NOTE Also used as the verb 'to 

enjoy'. Eu estou gozando=I'm coming! 

Grelho Clitoris (In English) 

merda shit 

g 

m 

p 

paneleiro † queer, faggert (homosexual male) NOTE (in 

Portugal only. The same as "veado" in Brasil 

passar um cheque (verb) ‡ to get shit on someones 

cock as the result of anal sex NOTE PA-sarr uhm 

SHEH-key. Gay slang, often used in a bath-house, 

from one friend to another, after an encounter. Ele 

passou um cheque?=Did he pass you a check? Very 

camp i.e. not often a serious question. 

pau penis NOTE in Brasil, lit. "wood" 

peidar (verb) to fart NOTE Pronounced PAY-darr. Aii! 

quem peidou?=Ew, who farted? 

pinto cock, penis NOTE in Brasil. 

porra semen, sperm NOTE in Brasil. 

puta † bitch NOTE Puta is feminine, Puto is masculine 

Puta que pariu! ‡ Fuck it! (most common curse) NOTE 

(used in Portugal) 

puta que te pariu ‡ son of a bitch NOTE in Brasil. 

queca † a fuck NOTE (noun) 

q 

queres que te chup (frase) NOTE sounds like "do you 

want ketchup" means also "do you want a blow job" 

queres que te chupe? (phrase) Do you want to be 

sucked? NOTE A common joke in Brasil. Manoel asks 

Maria -Queres que te chupe? which also sounds like 

Do you want ketchup and she answers -Nao, mais 

tarde (no later) which appears to be No, mustard. 

s 

sacanagem (noun) something nasty or dirty NOTE sawcan-A-jeng 

the last syllable is very nasal. Vamos fazer 

uma sacanagem.=Let's do something dirty. 

sacanagem (noun) something nasty or dirty NOTE sawcan-A-jeng 

the last syllable is very nasal. Vamos fazer 

uma sacanagem.=Let's do something dirty. Sacana is 

the adjective. Eu estou escrevendo uma historia 

sacana para voce.=I'm writing you a dirty story. 

saco scrotum purse NOTE in Brazil. Literally means bag. 

transar to screw 

t 

v 

Vai para a puta que te pariu! ‡ fuck you! (even 

stronger) NOTE (used in Portugal) 

vai tomar no cu fuck you (Brazil) 

vai tomar no cu fuck you NOTE in Brazil 

Vai-te foder ! ‡ fuck you! NOTE (used in Portugal) 

veado † homossexual male. NOTE in Brazil. Literally 

means deer. 

vibrador (noun) dildo NOTE vee-BRA-dorr. The 

connection to english should be obvious here. See 

also consolo and Braulio de borracha. 

XANA PUSY 

xochota ‡ cunt (noun) NOTE Brasilian term. 

x 

The Alternative Quebecois Dictionary 

accouche qu'on baptise! (verb + pronoun + verb) give 

birth that we may baptize! NOTE Get on with it! Often 

only the first word is used and the rest understood: 

'Accouche!!' 

a 

Avoir des plans de negres † To have bad intentions or 

ideas NOTE That expression has racist tendencies 

even if the person who say it don't pretends to be one. 

avoir la chienne to get scary NOTE to have great fear 

face to a very difficult situation. 

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Avoir l'air de la chienne à Jacques Looks like Jack`s 

dog (bitch) NOTE This expression is used to describe 

someone (usually a woman or girl) who is not looking 

too clean or attractive. I.e. Elle a l'air de la chienne à 

Jacques c'matin. Translation: She looks like Jack's 

dog (bitch) this morning. 

avoir l'air simple make a fool of himself NOTE Local 

expression used in the Saguenay-Lake St-Jean area. 

b 

bazou (masc. noun) heap {old wreck of a car} NOTE 

Often used in the sarcastic sense, in appreciation of a 

really hot new car - 'un beau bazou ca'. 

becosse (fem. noun) outdoor privy NOTE From the 

English: backhouse. Quite an acceptable term - very 

lady-like. 

ben criss oh,well 

boucane smoke (fem. noun) NOTE A Native-Canadian 

word incorporated into the Canadian-French 

vocabulary. (De la viande boucanee) - smoked meat. 

Europeans learned this preservation technique from 

American (Canadian) natives. 

boules (noun, feminine, plural) boobs NOTE Quebec girls 

are widely rumored to have nice sets of "boules" - and 

they can be grabbed as in "il lui a pogné les boules". 

boutte (masc. noun) † erect penis NOTE Literally - the 

extended end of an object. It can also refer to sexual 

activity (il ferait n'importe quoi pour le boutte) The 

proper French spelling is 'bout' (the tail end of 

something). With reference to sexual activity the term 

is often 'bout de queue' (piece of tail). 

brosse (noun) to get drunk NOTE Usally used in the 

expression : "Prendre une brosse: It means to get 

"pissed",ya know too much alcool... 

c 

calisse † Damn... (Religion) NOTE It is better used by 

saying calisse de crisse de tabarnak d'ostie de ciboire 

de testament. 

calisse (noun) † Damn... (Religion) NOTE It is better 

used by saying calisse de crisse de tabarnak d'ostie 

de ciboire de testament. 

cave stubbornly stupid individual NOTE Used when 

frustrated about someone's obstinately contrary 

behavior."Eye le cave!" 

chienne (fem. noun) ‡ whore,bitch literal'female of dog' 

NOTE Derogatory term for girl, use it with care !!! 

chiotte † toilet (fem. noun) NOTE Literally - shitter or 

shitting place. A rather crude word. (Il est parti a 

chiotte.) 

cochon pig, in sense of cup 

crisse moi patience! (expression) † leave me alone, go 

away. NOTE To say when someone is bothering you, 

when you're tired of that person. 

d 

dépanneur (masc. noun) mini-store, mini-grocery NOTE 

"Dépanneur" is a kind of mini-grocery, mini-store that 

you can find on almost every street corner, which is 

open from 7 AM to 11 PM. There is almost everything 

there, but mostly food and alcohol. The word is so 

used that even Anglo-Quebecers have assimilated it 

in his French form! 

e 

épais fat NOTE in sense of brainless 

f 

faire ses patatoumes (vb. + noun) making love NOTE 

Used with a sense of humour. (Elle n'a jamais fait ses 

patatoumes.) 

fifi(m), moumoune(f), moune(f), fife(m) (all nouns) They 

are synonyms of queer, gays, homosexual. NOTE 

Commonly used words for homosexuals. The word in 

parentheses refers to the gender. 

fourrer to fuck/ or / to make a mistake 

g 

gosses (fem. noun) ☺ testicles NOTE Literally: seed 

pods. Just a bit rude, probably should not be used in 

polite conversation. 

graine (fem. noun) † penis NOTE Definitely not used in a 

polite conversation. 

grosse Corvette, petite quéquette (expression: adj. + 

noun) † big Corvette, small dick NOTE To compensate 

your anatomy (unfavoured by nature) by material 

show-off. 

guidoune (noun) prostitute NOTE (gueedoon). Cette 

femme est habillee comme une guidoune 

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jo (masc. noun) breast NOTE The pronounciation is 'djo' 

as it would be in English. (Elle a de tout petits jos.) 

laisse faire forget it 

j 

l 

m 

magasiner (verb) to shop NOTE "Magasiner" derives 

from "magasin", which means "store". In France, 

people rather use "faire des courses" or "faire du 

shopping" but in Quebec, "magasiner" is the correct 

verb and is widely used. 

mange de la marde † eat shit. NOTE Notice that, 

whereas European french say merde, and often 

enough mean it in a pleasant way, Quebecois say 

marde, and don't. 

mettre (verb) † have sex with NOTE Literally - to put, or 

wear as a garment. (J'aimerais donc la mettre.) This is 

slightly rude. 

moumoune queer NOTE Noun.Fem. Not as neutral as 

queer; can be compared to "tapette". Ex.: Une vraie 

moumoune! Can also discribe someone who is a 

coward, a whimp. 

n 

niaiseux (se) idiot, silly fool NOTE mildly reprobative: "Té 

ben niaiseux!" 

o 

on va se la farcir we'll god damn fuck her!! NOTE 

Exemple: Hey, on va aller se farcir la criss de plotte làbas!!! 

translate: Hey, we'll god damn going to fuck the 

fuckin pussy!! 

ostie ‡ host NOTE The holy bread,the symbolic 

representation of Christ's body 

p 

pachipagi (masc. noun) ☺ penis NOTE Usually used with 

a sense of humour, or when speaking to a child. 

pacter to be drunk. [packtey] 

passer une nuit blanche have a sleepless night NOTE 

used when somebody can't sleep due to 1- personnal 

problems 2- a youg baby crying all the night 3- a bad 

toothache 

pataclan (masc. noun) ☺ penis NOTE Usually used with 

a sense of humour, or when speaking to a child. 

peau (fem. noun) ‡ prostitute NOTE Literally - skin. It is a 

rather nasty word that suggests one to be dirty and 

generally unkept. 

picrelle (fem. noun) ☺ prostitute NOTE The English 

equivalent would probably be closer to 'tramp'. 

plotte (qualificative, noun) † vagina/slut NOTE 

(pronunciation: plot)Two different definitions They're 

both associated with woman. The first is the genital of 

the women (used as a noun) the second is a 

qualificative of amoral woman. 

Plotte dossée ‡ (Plowte doe-say)Vagina infected with 

some type of venereal disease NOTE This expression 

is extremely vulgar and should not be used to 

describe one's health state to a family physician or 

nurse -- especially at the emergency ward of the 

hospital. 

poutine (noun) A Quebec-invented food, no translation. 

NOTE Thick french fries mixed together with cheese 

curd lumps, smothered and melted together in a hot 

brown gravy. Poutine is considered as a form of "fast 

food", which has now begun to spread outside 

Quebec. 

r 

râper le fromage à cap (verb phrase) to suck on an 

unwashed foreskin NOTE it is well-known that what 

accumulates under the foreskin of uncut males has a 

strong smell of cheese. giving a blowjob when "le cap" 

has not been washed is therefore analogous, in a 

way, to grating a cheesy substance. 

Robine very bad quality alchool or alchool substitute 

NOTE Used by some homeless people 

s 

se bêcher to fall/ trip on something NOTE Often said 

when you want to make fun of someone who fell or 

triped (?). As in: "quin! tu t'es bêché!!!!" 

se crosser to wank 

Se fermer la trappe Stop talking or speak / Stay silent 

NOTE Used when a person has a tendency to speak to 

much. 

slomeau (noun, masc) This word design a person not 

exactly known for is abilities to understand quickly. ... 

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NOTE This word was created in honor of a well-known 

Quebec Family (Jumbo, Popa, and their two sons, 

Rosario and Tito). For further details, see Elvis 

Gratton. 

swing la bacaisse dans l'fond d'la boite à bois swing the 

fat lady at the bottom of the wood box NOTE often said 

when you see a big lady in a big party 

t 

tabarnaque/tabarnak! (interjection) † Goddam it! NOTE 

[ta'barnak] Literally, the Tabernacle, the place where 

the Eucharist is kept in a Roman Catholic church. 

tapette poof, fairy NOTE An (effeminate) gay man. 

Alludes to limp-wristedness, as the literal sense is "flyswatter". 

tata (masc. noun) NOTE fool. Ostie de tata de crisse! 

tête de rubber Rubberhead NOTE Someone who's not 

brilliant 

trou d'cul ass hole NOTE more effective if you use ostie 

d'trou d'cul 

trou de passage (noun, masculine) ‡ A hole for passing 

through NOTE This is a rather insulting way of 

describing a female with whom your relationship won't 

exactly be long term. E.G. "Celle-la, c'est qu'un trou 

de passage." If your girlfriend feels you haven't been 

paying enough attention to her, she may well ask "Estce 

que tu me prend pour un trou de passage?" 

twit This word is use to describe a rather silly person... 

NOTE T'es un beau twit! 

twit (noun, masc) This word is use to describe a rather 

silly person... NOTE ex: T'es un beau twit! 

u 

une calice de ... a fuckin damn ...t 

v 

va chier go take a crap NOTE Also used in it's milder 

from: Va peter dans les fleurs, meaning "Go fart in the 

flower bed" 

viarge (fem. noun) ‡ virgin NOTE A rather nasty expletive 

- an allusion to the Virgin Mary. The word seems to 

derive its nastiness from the mispronounciation of the 

word 'vierge'. The expression becomes much ruder 

when 'trou de cul de' is placed in front of it 

virrer une brosse (expression) To get drunk and get 

sick. NOTE Use when you partyed too much: "jai viri 

une brosse hier" To get sick after drinking. 

The Alternative Romanian Dictionary 

{du-te-n} moaº-ta pe ghiaþã (locution) ☺ get lost NOTE 

twotsi 'paash-tee-lay | 'pash-tay-lay shee doom-ne-'zeee 

| doom-nay-'skree-shee muh-'tee ] Literally: your 

['doo-tenn 'mowash-tar pay 'gheea-tsuh] Literally: go 

sliding on ice to your midwife Usage: Used as a mild 

mother's Easter and Gods From the Latin pascha and 

imprecation. 

Domine Deus Usage: Used as such as a strong 

{futu-þi} {Dumnezeii | Dumnescriºii} mã-ti (locution) ‡ 

imprecation. 

No English equivalent. NOTE [(foo-'tootsi) doom-ne-'zeee 

| doom-ness-'kree-shee 'muh-tee] Literally: Fuck 

Dumnezeirea} mã-ti (locution) † No English 

{futu-þi} Christoºii ºi {Dumnezeii | Dumnescriºii | 

your mother's Gods (abbrev. Your mother's Gods) 

equivalent. NOTE ['foo-twotsi krees-'taw-shee shee 

Usage: Used as a very strong imprecation. May incite 

doom-ne-'ze-ee | doom-'ne-'skreeshee | doom-ne-zayeeray 

muh-'tee ] Literally: your mother's Christs and 

to violence. 

{futu-þi} {giþii | gura | pizda} mã-ti (locution) ‡ No 

Gods From the Greek Khristos and Latin pascha and 

English equivalent. NOTE [(foo-'tootsi) 'guh-tsee | 'goorah 

| peez-'dar 'muh-tee] Literally: fuck your mother's 

imprecation. 

Domine Deus Usage: Used as such as a strong 

(throats | mouth | cunt) Usage: Used as such as a 

{Paºtile | Paºtele} mã-ti (locution) † No English 

very strong imprecation 

equivalent. NOTE ['paash-tee-lay muh-'tee] Literally: 

{futu-þi} {Paºtile | Paºtele} ºi {Dumnezeii | Dumnescriºii} 

your mother's Easter From the Latin pascha Usage: 

mã-ti (locution) † No English equivalent. NOTE ['foo- 

Unde paºtele mã-ti ai fost? (Where the hell have you 

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been?). Ce paºtile mã-ti vrei? (What the fuck do you 

want?). 

b 

bagati-as pula-n git de poponar! ‡ fuck you down the 

throat NOTE it literally addresses a homosexual but it is 

used widely for all kinds of persons 

bãşinar (masc. noun, pl. -i) farthead EG Unde-i bãşinaru' 

ãla? Where is that farthead? EG ºefu-i un bãşinar 

nenorocit Our boss is a bloody farthead NOTE 

[b@Si'nar] Literally: someone who farts From bãşinã 

(fart) 

băşină [b@'Sin@] (fem. noun, pl. bãºine) fart EG Am 

tras o bãºinã I farted EG Cine s-a bãºit aici? Who 

farted here? EG Nu face nici cit o bãºinã It's not worth 

a fart 

c 

cãca, a se ['k@ka] (v. intr.) to shit ETYM From Latin caco 

EG S-a cã he shit himself EG Mã cac in gura ta I shit in 

your mouth EG Cãca-m-aº pe el I shit on him. EG 

Mãninci cãcat Literally 'you eat shit', but used as 

equivalent of 'you don't know shit' 

cãcãnar [k@k@'nar] (masc. noun, pl. -i) † shithead EG 

Eºti un cãcãnar You are a shithead NOTE From cãca, 

to shit. 

cãcat [k@'kat] (masc. noun, pl. cãcaþi) shit EG Ai intrat 

in cãcat pin-la gat You're up the creek without a 

paddle EG Vorbeºti cãcat You talk shit EG Ce-i cãcatu' 

ãsta? What's this shit? EG Minca-mi-ai cãcatu' Eat my 

shit. NOTE From cãca, to shit. 

coi [koj, kwa'je] (neutr. noun, pl. coaie) ball, family jewel 

EG Dã-te la o parte sau iþi trag un ºut in coaie Get out 

of my way or I'll kick your balls 

cur (neutr. noun, pl. cururi) ☺ ass, arse ETYM Perhaps 

from sella curulis~ Roman term for official chair? EG 

Pupa-m-ai in cur Kiss my ass EG Futu-te-n cur Fuck 

your ass EG Ce curu' meu vrei? What the fuck do you 

want? EG Uite la ea cum dã din cur Look at her 

swinging her ass EG Cu curu-n douã luntri Swinging 

both ways EG ºterge-o cã-þi trag un ºut in cur Get lost 

before I kick your ass 

d 

da la muie, a [da la 'muje] (locution) † to suck cock, to 

polish the knob EG I-am dat la muie He sucked my 

cock EG I-a dat la muie She sucked his cock EG 

Nimeni nu dã muie ca ea No one sucks cock like her 

NOTE Literally: to receive fellatio 

da limbi, a [da 'limbi] (locution) † to lick cunt to give 

tongue EG Se duce cu el ca sã-i dea limbi She goes 

out with him 'cause he licks her cunt. 

du-te dracului [du'te 'drakuluj] (locution) ☺ go to hell 

ETYM From Latin draco, serpent or devil NOTE Used as 

such as a mild expletive. 

f 

fire-ai al dracului [fi'rej al 'drakuluj] (locution) ☺ go to hell 

may you belong to the devil ETYM From Latin draco, 

serpent or devil NOTE Used as such as a mild 

expletive. 

futai | futere [fu'tu | fu'tere] (neutr. noun, pl. futaie) † 

fuck {noun} ETYM From Latin futuo EG Ce futai! What a 

fuck EG Mi s-a acrit de futaiu' ãsta I've had enough of 

this mess 

fute, a [fu'te or 'fute] (v. intr.) † to fuck ETYM From the 

Latin futuo EG Mã fut in ea de maºinã Fuck this car EG 

Hai sã ne futem Let's fuck EG Am futut-o de s-a rupt 

patu' cu noi I fucked her till the bed broke under us. 

Many other imprecations (see below). 

futu-te-n {cur | git | gurã | narã} (locution) ‡ fuck your 

ass | throat | mouth | nostril NOTE [foo-'too-tenn 'kewr | 

guht | 'goo-ruh | 'nar-reh] Literally: ~ Usage: Futu-te-n 

cur de idiot (Fuck your ass~ idiot). Futu-te-n git de 

parºiv (Fuck your throat~ you bastard). Futu-te-n gurã 

de parºiv (Fuck your mouth, you bastard). Futu-te-n 

nara ta de vagabond (Fuck your nostril, you bum). 

fututi gura! Fuck you! NOTE commonly used expression 

fututi pizda mati † fuck your motha' ! 

g 

gãoazã (fem. noun, pl. gãoaze) † asshole, arsehole 

NOTE [guh-'wa-zuh] Literally: ~ Usage: Rupe-þi-aº 

gãoaza (I'll break your asshole). Bãi gãoazã (Hey, you 

asshole!) 

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lindic (neutr. noun, pl. lindicuri or lindice) † clit, clitoris 

NOTE [leen-'dick] Literally: ~ Usage: Lindicu' mã-ti de 

ºofer timpit (Your mother's cliþ you stupid trucker). 

linge in cur, a (locution) lick someone's ass; suck up to 

someone NOTE ['lin-djay 'koo-rool] Literally: lick 

someone's ass From: Usage: Ia mãrit leafa pen' cã-l 

linge-n cur pe ºef (He got a raise because he licks his 

boss' ass). 

l 

p 

piºa, a se (v. intr.) to piss NOTE [pee-'shar] Literally: ~ 

Usage: O sã mã piº in ºanþ (I'll piss in the ditch). Te 

piºi pe el de camion (This truck is good only for pissing 

on it; this truck is no good). Piºa-m-aº in gura ta (I piss 

in your mouth). S-a piºat pe el de fricã (He was so 

scared he wet his pants). Nu te mai piºa imprãºtiat 

(Stop pissing everywhere; also means 'stop talking 

rubbish'). 

piºat (masc. noun, plural piºaþi) piss {noun} NOTE [pee- 

'shat] Literally: ~ Usage: Nu face nici cit un piºat (It's 

worthless). 

pizdã (fem. noun, pl. pizde) † cunt NOTE ['peez-duh] 

Literally: ~ Usage: Pizda mã-ti de nemernic (Fuck your 

mother's cunt~ you bastard). Vrei pizdã? (Do you want 

some cunt?). Nu mai sta cu pizda-n vint (Don't strut 

your stuff so much). Miroase-a pizdã (I smell a cunt). 

Also used in many imprecations~ such as futu-þi 

pizda mã-ti, etc. 

pizda ma-tti ‡ Your mother's cunt NOTE Truly 

abominable. The text before and after the expression 

is implied, and it is the worst anyone can imagine. A 

just cause for assault 

poponar (masc. noun, pl. -i) fag, pooftah, cocksucker 

NOTE [paw-paw-'naar] Literally: ~ From popou, behind. 

Usage: Ce-a vrut poponaru' ãla? (What did that 

cocksucker want?) 

pula dick 

pulã (fem. noun, pl. pule or puli) dick, cock NOTE ['pooluh] 

Literally: ~ Usage: Ce pula mea? (What the 

fuck?). Unde pula mea te duci? (Where the fuck are 

you going?). Bãga-þi-aº pula-n gurã (Fuck your 

mouth). Bãga-þi-aº pula-n cur (Fuck your ass). Bãgami-aº 

pula-n el de calculator (Fuck this bloody 

computer). S-ar da ea la pulã de-ar putea (She'd like 

to get laid). 

pupa-ma-n cur † Kiss my ass NOTE Self-explanatory. It 

probably means that I don't care for what you have 

just said, or that I am not in agreement with you. At all! 

rahat (masc. noun) ☺ shit NOTE [rar-'khat] Literally: 

Turkish delight From Turkish rakhat. Usage: Used as 

a milder form of cãcat (q.v.) 

suge {pula | pixul}, a (locution) † to suck cock NOTE 

['soo-jay 'poo-lar] Literally: to suck (cock | ballpoint 

pen) From: Usage: Sugi pula! (You're a cocksucker). 

sulã (fem. noun, pl. suli) dick, cock NOTE ['soo-luh] 

Literally: ~ Usage: cf. pulã 

r 

s 

trage pe sub mustaþã, a o (locution) ‡ suck my cock 

NOTE [seh tseeaw trarg pay soob moos-'tar-tseh] 

Literally: let me put it under your whiskers 

(moustache) Usage: Ce þi-aº mai trage pe sub 

mustaþa ta de poliþai (You cops can suck my cock). 

ţiţă (fem. noun, pl. þiþe) ☺ tit NOTE ['tsuh-tseh] Literally: 

~ Usage: Ia sã-þi vãd þiþele (Let me see your tits). 

t 

The Alternative Russian Dictionary 

byk, bychara ~ byk, bychara † redneck 

dolboy'eb ~ dolboj'eb (masc. noun) ‡ dickhead NOTE Is 

chernozhopyi ~ chernozhopyi † nigger or "person of 

close to "opesdol" and "raspizdey" but in common 

southern nation", e.g. Uzbek, etc. NOTE Literally: 

describes more block-headed person 

"black-assed". 

ebalnik ~ jebalnik (noun) ‡ a face NOTE see also "ebalo" 

ebalo ~ jebalo (noun) ‡ a face NOTE see also "ebalnik" 

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ebalom sch'elkat' ~ jebalom sch'elkat' (noun) ‡ too look 

blank NOTE see also "ebalo" 

gol/uboy ~ gol/uboy (adj.) male homosexual, gay. NOTE 

Literally: blue. 

mudack ~ mudack (masc. noun) † dumbass,full NOTE is 

spelled like "moo-duck" , commonly used like 

"muthafucka" EX: "Poslushay ty, mudack" - "Listen 

you, muthafucka". 

opizdenet' ~ opizdenet' (verb, infinitve) ‡ see "okhuet'" 

osto'eblo ~ osto'eblo (verb, part of expression)) ‡ (it) 

bored (me) NOTE It's a part of expressions like "Mne 

eto vs'e osto'eblo" - "All this fuckin' bored me" 

ostokhuitel'no ~ ostokhuitel'no (adv.) ‡ very good, 

excellent EG Kak vchera nazhralis'? - Ostohuitel'no. 

How did you drink yesterday? - Excellent. NOTE (see 

also ohuitel'no). Note an extra root STO (hundred) 

used for amplification of the meaning. 

ot'ebis'! ~ ot'ebis'! (expr.) ‡ Fuck off! 

otmudohat' ~ otmudohat' (verb, inf, transitive) ‡ to kick 

someone's ass, to beat someone NOTE synonym to 

"dat' pizdy" but means more damage to victim; see 

also "otpizdit'". 

otmudohat' ~ otmudohat' (verb, inf, transitive) ‡ to kick 



also "otpizdit". 

otpizdit' ~ otpizdit' (verb, inf, transitive) ‡ to kick 



also "otmudohat". 

otsosi ~ otsosi † blow me 

padlo ~ padlo (n.,noun) (dirty) swine, scoundrel. NOTE 

Litt. cadaver. 

pedik ~ pedik (noun) ‡ someone who has been used as 

a female in jail NOTE Comes from the word pederast 

("homosexual") 

perdet' ~ perdet' (verb) † to let a fart 

petuh ~ petuh (noun) † a male who's used a as female, 

typically in army or jail NOTE the more common 

meaning is rooster. careful when addressing males 

ex: 'hey you petuh, come here' 

pidar gnoinyj ~ pidar gnoinyj ‡ rotten faggot NOTE Mean 

expression used in the coal mines of Ukrainian 

Donbass. Literary means the passive gay who have 

gotten an aqute honorreia in his anus.Puts the 

conterpart way down. 

piz`dyulina ~ piz`dyulina † The thing that doesn't matter 

EG Chto eto za piz'dyulina? What the fuck is it? NOTE 

Could be literally translated as "The thing from the 

cunt". 

pizda ~ pizda (noun, fem.) ‡ vagina, cunt NOTE Probably 

as bad as 'cunt' in Russian. 

pizdato ~ pizdato (adv.) † good (cf. pizdato) EG Kak 

dela? -Pizdato. How are things with you? -Fantastic. 

(Note that the Russian word is an adverb, while its 

English counterpart is an adjective). 

pizdatyi ~ pizdatyi (adj.) † good (see also raspizdatyi) 

EG Smotri, kakaja pizdataja tachka Look, isn't it a swell 

car? 

piz'det' ~ piz'det' (verb, intransitive, imperfect aspect) † 

1. to chat; 2. to tell lies EG Poide"m popizdim Let's 

have a chat. Let's shoot the bull EG Zaebal uzhe, 

khvatit piz'det' You've bored me to death, cut that crap 

EG Ne pizdi! Come off it! Cut it out! NOTE The word 

comes from the root pizda. Like any other Russian of 

the same origin this one can only be used among 

friends or with people whom you want to insult or don't 

care about. 

pizdetc ~ pizdetc (noun, male) ‡ fiasco, the end 

complete NOTE Means any kind of fatal outcome.This 

is the one of the most capatious words in Russian 

slang 

pizdoi nakryt'sja ~ pizdoi nakryt'sja (verbal phrase) † go 

out of whack, go out of kilter EG Moi pentjukh pizdoi 

nakrylsja My Pentium went went out of whack. 

pizd'uk ~ pizd'uk (noun, male) ‡ bastard 

po khuy ~ po khuy (expr) † equal, the same NOTE "Mne 

po khuy" means something like "I don't give a fuck" 

podi ku'evo? ~ podi ku'evo? † It's good isn't it? EG 

Sotnya grina ni za khuy sobachy - podi khuevo? To 

get $100 for nothing - cool, isn't it? NOTE Is used as a 

comment to earlier discussed subject. 

poeben' ~ poeben' stuff that sucks NOTE see 

"piz'dyulina" 

po'imat' na konchik ~ po'imat' na konchik (expr.) to get 

a honorreia EG Trakhnulsya po p'yani i po'imal na 

konchik Was drunken, fucked some chick - and got 

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the Jack! NOTE Literally translation is "To catch a thing 

by the end of your dick" 

po'iti posrat' ~ po'iti posrat' (expr) † to be lost or 

damaged EG Mo'i otpusk posh'el posrat I've planned to 

have a vacation but my plans are accidentaly broken 

NOTE is close to "pizdoi nakryt'sja " (see) but has more 

wide usage 

poluchit' pizdy ~ poluchit' pizdy ‡ to get one's ass 

kicked EG Vy'ebnulsya i tut zhe poluchil pizdy He 

bragged and then immediately was beaten NOTE see 

also "dat' pizdy" 

pososi moyu konfetku ~ pososi moyu konfetku (expr) 

suck my dick suck my candy 

prissat' ~ prissat' (verb, inf) to scare NOTE The 

underlying meaning is "to piss into panties being 

scared"; see also "zassat'" 

proebat' ~ proebat' (verb, inf) ‡ to lose NOTE Used if the 

thing is lost or the game. (see "prosrat'") 

promudobl'adsksya pizdopro'ebina ~ 

promudobl'adsksya pizdopro'ebina (rare) ‡ no certain 

translation NOTE It's a concentrate of explicit language. 

Is used to stress that somethin' (or some one) has 

concentrated all negative features and things in itself 

propezdoloch ~ propezdoloch (noun) † a foxy person 

prosrat' ~ prosrat' (verb, inf) † to lose NOTE Used if the 

thing is lost or the game. 

raspeezdeyi ~ raspeezdeyi ‡ A slacker. Lit., "someone 

cunting off." See notes. NOTE From the root word 

'peezda.' It is interesting to compare this word, whose 

root is feminine, to the many, much milder English 

phrases using male masturbation as an analogy for 

the concept of 'wasting time.' 

raspizdatyi ~ raspizdatyi (adj.) † very good (see also 

pizdatyi) EG Smotri, kakaja raspizdataja tachka. Look, 

isn't it a mighty swell car? 

raz'yebuy ~ raz'yebuj (noun, masculine) ‡ A slacker 

NOTE See also raz'yoba, raspizduy. Lit.: A guy who 

fucks around, doing nothing useful. 

raz'yoba ~ raz'joba (noun, masculine) ‡ A slack, a lazy 

person EG Ty doebal etu khuynu? - Net. - Raz'yoba ty! 

Have you finished with that shit? - No - What a slack! 

NOTE (has the same meaning as raz'yebay, raspizduy, 

but less offensive flavour). 

s'ebat'sya ~ s'ebat'sya (verb, inf.) ‡ to escape 

shalava ~ shalava † slut (noun) NOTE can be used as 

bl'ad' 

styervo ~ styervo (n.,noun) † swine, crook, scoundrel, 

bastard/bitch. (Litt:cadaver) NOTE see padl/o. This one 

seems to be some stronger. Can be combined with an 

adjective or a participle; e.g. "Ty styervo ebannoye". 

sukin syn ~ sukin syn (noun phrase) † son of a bitch 

NOTE nearly equivalent to its English counterpart. 

svodit' posrat' ~ svodit' posrat' (expr) † to lose or 

damage something NOTE It's a tranzitive expression - 

EX: "Ya dal emy pri'emnik, a on svodil ego posrat'" - "I 

gave him a radio and he lost/broke/damaged it" it. See 

also "po'iti posrat'" 

svoloch' ~ svoloch' (noun, masculine) † bastard NOTE 

About as strong as its English counterpart. 'Ivan 

svoloch'.' "John is a bastard." 

trakhat'sya ~ trakhat'sya (verb, inf,non-transitive) To 

copulate NOTE see also "trakhat'" 

trimandoblydskiy pizdoproyob ~ trimandoblydskiy 

pizdoproyob ‡ has no translation NOTE Very emotional 

expression that shows the sense of offence (but not 

very strong). It can be used between friends. 

ubl'yudok ~ ubl'yudok (male, noun) bastard 

u'ebitsche ~ u'ebitsche (noun) ‡ freak, monster 

v pizdu ~ v pizdu (expr) † to hell NOTE Literally: "into the 

cunt". Just like "na khuy" used in expressions like: 

poshe"l v pizdu ("fuck off") 

vafl'a ~ vafl'a (female, noun) † flying dick NOTE The 

stress should be on tke last syllaby or it should be 

translated as "vafer". "vafl'a" is a mystic, fairy object. 

According to legend when someone stands with his 

mouth opened for too long it quickly flies into (see 

"lovit' vafly"). It's oftten used to name different flying 

objects, especialy zeppelins. 

vafli lovit' ~ vafli lovit' (expr) † see comments NOTE 

means "to stand and look blank not knowing what to 

do, maybe beeing in surprise". Literally means "to 

catch flying dicks". (see "vafl'a"); 

vyperdysh ~ vyperdysh (noun, male) the fart NOTE The 

underlying meaning is "to piss into panties It's an 

insult of a wide usage. 

vzdrochennyi ~ vzdrochennyi (adj) † 1) dishevelled 2) 

abused NOTE The underlying meaning is that the 

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person looks like dick which was masturbated for a 

long time. 

Yeb vas ~ Yeb vas ‡ fuck off 

za'ebat' ~ za'ebat' (verb, trans.) ‡ to bore someone 

zaebis' ~ zaebis' (adv.) † very good (cf. pizdato) NOTE 

Kak pozhivaesh'? -Zaebis'. How's life ? -Good. 

(Though, from the grammatical standpoint, the word 

must considered an adverb, it is actually an imperative 

form of the verb 'zaebat'. Translated literally, it means 

something like 'Fuck till you're blue in the face.). 

zalupa ~ zalupa (noun) † dickhead NOTE It really means 

the head od a dick. 

zalupat' ~ zalupat' (verb, inf) † to cheat, to talk bullshit 

NOTE For example if someone cheated you or asked a 

too high price on the market: Ty zalupnul!: "you 

cheater!" (very strong) 

zasranetc ~ zasranetc † bastard NOTE literrally means 

"the one who's stinking shit, cos he used to shit in his 

pants". Is used to stress one's infantility, misery etc. 

zassat' ~ zassat' (verb, inf) to scare NOTE The 

underlying meaning is "to piss into panties being 

scared"; see also "prissat'" 

zlo'ebuchy ~ zlo'ebuchy (adj.) ‡ boring, muthafuckin' 

NOTE Is used to describe smth. that (ore someone 

who) bored the one who's talking too much. The 

literally translation should be "evil-fuckin'" EX: "Suka ty 

zlo'ebuchaya" - "You're motherfucking bitch" 

б 

бардак ~ bardak (m.,noun,pron.bahr-dack') brothel 

(literally);disorder, mess, disarray NOTE Most frequent 

use connected rather with untidiness than with 

prostitution. 

бздёнок ~ bzdenok (masc. noun) ‡ little old man who 

farts frequently NOTE /bzdYO nok/, archaic, only older 

generations know this one 

блядки ~ bl'adki (noun) † fuck session NOTE The 

underlying meaning is that the person is gonna fuck 

with whores or with occasional partner (maybe he 

gonna find some chick in a bar) or with somebody he 

knows but who has low moral principals. It isn't used if 

man gonna have sex with his girlfriend. 

блядовать ~ bl'adovat' (verb) ‡ to be a prostitute NOTE 

Also means 'to fuck with everybody who wants ( 

maybe for free)' 

блядство ~ bl'adstvo (noun) ‡ See comments NOTE 1. 

A complex of habits, manners and also a way of life of 

a whore; 2. Prostitution in common; 3. Bad situation. 

блядь ~ bl'ad' † bitch NOTE often used like "well", but in 

the end of a clause 

бугор ~ bugor the boss NOTE Used in penitentiary for 

the men who control the criminals. 

в 

во пизду ~ vo pizdu (expr) to hell NOTE like "v pizdu", 

but made less strong by changing the preposition into 

"vo" and stressing this preposition. used in a funny 

way among friends 

встать раком ~ vstat' rakom (expr) To assume a doggy 

position. NOTE It means 1) to assume a dggy pose for 

havinf sex; 2) To assume any unsuitable position, to 

be in unpleasant situation. 

выёбываться ~ vye"byvat'sja (v., intr., imperfect 

aspect) † to brag, show off NOTE The word comes 

from the root ebat'. Ty u menja dovye"byvaesh'sja 

skoro. If you keep on showing off like that you're 

gonna be in trouble. (It has a flavor of 'Stop bugging 

me or else!'). 

гандон ~ gandon (noun) † condom 

говно ~ govno † shit NOTE Used in literal reference only. 

Not used like its English counterpart. 

говнюк ~ govn'uk † bastard 

д 

дать пизды ~ dat' pizdy ‡ to kick someone's ass NOTE 

see also "poluchit' pizdy" 

дерьмо ~ der'mo shit NOTE It's strength is close to it's 

English equivalent 

дрочить ~ dročitʹ (verb inf) to masturbate 

е 

ёб твою мать ~ ëb tvoju mat' ‡ 'fuck you' NOTE Literally 

'I have fucked your mother.' 'ëb' is an obsolete form of 

the past tense masculine singular. The normal past 

tense of "ebat'" is "ebal, ebala, etc.". This is probably 

the most offensive term in Russian, though commonly 

used. 

ёб твою мать ~ e"b tvoju mat' † fuck you! NOTE very 

common, the most used russian "dirty phrase" has the 

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vide variety of meanings, from "How do you do", to 

"Go to hell!" The actual meaning depends on the 

intonation 

ёбарь ~ yobar' (noun) † The man who fucks 

ебать ~ jebat' (infinitive) ‡ to fuck NOTE Variations of 

this word used about as much as its counterpart in 

English. 

ебать-копать! ~ jebat'-kopat'! ‡ Exclamation (no certain 

sense) NOTE Like "Oh, shit!" 

ебло ~ jeblo (noun, neuter) ‡ A face NOTE almost 

equivalent to ebalo, but a little bit more offensive. 

ебнуть ~ jebnut' (verb, inf.) ‡ to hit something or 

someome NOTE (spelled with stress on the first 

syllsble) EX: "Oto'idi, a to jebnu" - "Get lost or I'll kick 

your ass" 

ж 

жопа ~ z*opa (fem.noun) † ass, arse, asshole NOTE 

pron. Zho-pah. Proverb: Na bezptichyu i zhopa 

sol/ove'y = any port is good in a storm c.f. z*opoliz 

жополиз ~ z*opoliz (m.noun) † ass-licker, boot-licker 

NOTE like Engl. 'Brown nose' 

и 

играть на кожаной флейте ~ igrat' na kozhano'i fle'ite 

(expr) † to suck one's weiner to play on a leather flute 

измудохать ~ izmudohat' (verb, trans.) ‡ to beat 

someone, to kick someone's ass NOTE means serious 

damage to victim, see also "otpizdit'" 

к 

каждый дрочит как он хочет ~ kazhdy drochit kak on 

khochet (proverb) NOTE Means "everyone does things 

by the way he used to"; Literally translation "everyone 

masturbates by the way he likes" 

как два пальца обоссать ~ kak dva pal'tsa obossat' 

(expr.) † (it's) a piece of cake NOTE Meaning, of 

course, that there can hardly be anything easier to do 

than that. Used as a separate sentence. Has a flavour 

of disdain and/or boastfulness: 'A eto smozhesh?' 

(What about this, can you do it?') - 'Kak dva pal'tsa 

obossat'!' 

курите мою трубку ~ kurite moju trubku † Suck my 

cock! NOTE Used in the same derogatory way as its 

counterpart in English. 

лысого в кулаке гонять ~ lysogo v kulake gonyat' 

(expr.) to masturbate NOTE English analog is "to pet 

one's monkey"; Literally translation is "To run bald 

dude throughover one's fist" 

л 

м 

малофя ~ malof'a † sperm 

манда ~ manda (female, noun) ‡ cunt NOTE "Pizda" 

(see) is more popular. "Manda" is interchangeable 

with "pizda" in expressions but not in words 

мандавошка ~ mandavoshka (female, noun) ‡ genital 

louse NOTE Often used to name any unknown insect. 

мент ~ ment (masc. noun) cop NOTE Very commonly 

used, but don't say it to cop if he's not tied. 

муда ~ muda (or mud'a) † balls NOTE stress is on the 

last syllaby 

мудило ~ mudilo (masc. noun) † dumbass,full NOTE A 

little bit stronger than "mudack". 

мудозмон ~ mudozvon (masc. noun) † The one who is 

talking shit NOTE Literally translation is "The one who 

is chiming with his balls" 

н 

на фиг ~ na fig (expr) 1) far away; for more see 

comments NOTE See "na khuy" 

на хуй ~ na khuj (expr) ‡ 1) far away; for mor see 

comments NOTE Also used as a part of expressions 

like "to hell with it". EX - "Da nu ego na khuy" - "To hell 

with him" Also used as apart of :Go to hell" EX : "Idi na 

khuy" - "Go to hell" 

на хую вертеть ~ na khu'ju vertet' ‡ to ignore someone 

or someone's opinion EG Da ya ego na khu'yu vertel! I 

don't give a shit about him! NOTE Literally translated as 

"To rotate someone on the top of your dick" 

на хуя? ~ na khuya? (expr.) ‡ Why?, What is the 

reason NOTE English analog should be like - "For 

fucking what?" 

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наебать ~ naebat' (verb, transitive, perfect aspect) † to 

cheat, to con someone EG Menja vchera naebali na 

shtuku I was conned out of one thousand roubles 

yesterday. 

наебениться ~ na'ebenit'sya ‡ to get stone cold drunk 

NOTE Very often it's explained what was drinken: 

"Na'ebenilsya vodkoi" - "Got drunk by the vodka"; see 

also "nakhuyachit'sya" 

наебнуться ~ naebnut'sya (verb, inf) ‡ to fall down EG 

Vchera ya naebnulsya po p'yani na l'du Yersteday I 

got drunk slipped on ice and fell down" NOTE Is used 

when the fall was unexpected and rather strong 

нахуячиться ~ nakhuyachit'sya (verb) ‡ to get stone 

cold drunk NOTE Very often it's explained what was 

drinken: "Nakhuyachilsya vodkoi" - "Got drunk by the 

vodka"; see also "naebenit'sya" 

не ебет ~ ne eb'et ‡ It doesnt't matters EG Menya eto 

ne eb'et I don't give a fuck about it 

невебенный ~ nev'ebenny (adj.) ‡ Very large NOTE Is 

used to describe smth. that impressed the one who's 

talking with its size. The literally translation should be 

"unfuckable" 

ни за хуй собачу ~ ni za khuj sobachy ‡ 1. for nothing; 

2 in vain( and may be also in vain and accidentaly) EG 

Pomer ni za khuy sobachy Died in vain NOTE Literally 

translated as "for less than a dog's dick" 

ни хуя ~ ni khuja ‡ 1) No way! (disagreement); 2) 

Nothing; EG Smotr'yu, a v butylke ni khuya net I found 

that there's alredy nothing in the bottle" 

о 

обоссаться можно ~ obossat's'a mozhno (expr) † see 

comments NOTE ironic expression, means "So fucking 

what?" Literally means "I'm so excited that I'll piss in 

my panties" 

один ебётся, другой дразнится; какая разница ~ 

odin' ebe"tsya, drugoi draznitsya; kakaya raznitsa. 

(proverb) † one fucks, the other one teases; what's 

the difference. NOTE Answer if somebody says 

"kakaya raznitsa" ("what's the difference") 

опесдол ~ opesdol (male, noun) ‡ Dumbass, 

muthafucka NOTE Is used to sterss somebody's mental 

sickness 

офигеть ~ ofiget' (verb) go nuts (a little) NOTE see also 

"okhu'et'" 

охуеть ~ okhuet' (verb) ‡ Go nuts, get pissed off EG Da 

ty sovsem okuel! You're gone stone cold crazy man" 

охуйтельно ~ okhuytel'no (adj.) good NOTE contains the 

word khuy ("dick"); used as the counterpart of 

khuye"vo 

с 

сиски ~ siski (noun) tits 

спиздить ~ spizdit' (verb) † steal, sneak NOTE common 

reason for the lack of commodities 

срать ~ srat' (infinitive) † to shit 

ссать ~ ssat' (infinitive) to piss NOTE quite vulgar 

сука ~ suka (female, noun) bitch 

т 

траxать ~ trakhat' (verb, inf,transitive) To fuck 

(someone) NOTE see also "траxаться" / "trakhat'sya" 

ты мне ваньку не валяй ~ Ty mne van'ku ne val'aj. 

Don't pretend you are dumber than you really are. 

NOTE Literally, means "Don't roll around like a Vanka." 

("Vanka" is the usual name given the village idiot in 

stories.) Can also mean, "Don't pretend you don't 

understand what I'm saying." 

ф 

фига ~ figa (noun) a figure made by one's fingers (see 

comments) NOTE It looks like fist, but thumb instead of 

being at the top of fist should be pushed between 

pointing and fucking fingers. Showing this figure to 

someone is equivalent to showing 'fuck' but is not so 

strong. Word 'figa' is used in expressions (see "na fig", 

"ni figa", "ofiget'") 

хапать ~ khapat' (verb) to steal NOTE Also used in 

expressions like "khapat' marikhuanu": to smoke 

marihuana 

хер с ним (ней) ~ kher s nim (nei) (noun phrase) † to 

hell with it, I don't give a damn NOTE Telik pizdoi 

х 

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nakrylsja. - Kher s nim. The TV went out of whack. -I 

don't give a damn 

хохол ~ khokhol (noun) † a Ukrainian NOTE Very 

insulting. It literally means "greedy one". (has also 

"forelock" as meaning) 

хрен ~ hren dick horse-radish NOTE In 90% of words an 

expressions "hren" is interchangeable with "kher" or 

"khuy" (see). The "hren" stuff should be rated with '0', 

"kher" - with + and "khuy" with ++. This gives an ability 

to say the same things with different strength. 

хуёво ~ khujovo (adv.) † badly (cf. pizdato) NOTE Kak 

dela? -Khue"vo. How are things with you? -Terrible. 

(Note that the Russian word is an adverb, while its 

English counterpart is an adjective). 

хуёвый ~ khujovyj (adj.) † bad (cf. pizdatyi) NOTE 

Khue"vye den'ki nastali. Bad days have come. 

хуем груши околачивать ~ khujem grushi okolachivat' 

‡ to loaf NOTE Literlally translated as t"To shake pears 

from the trees by hitting their trunks with one's dick" 

хуеплет ~ khueplet (noun, male) ‡ No certain 

translation. NOTE It's an insult of a wide usage. 

Literally translated as "dickweaver". see also 

comments to "khuilo' 

хуило ~ khuilo (noun, male) ‡ No certain translation. 

NOTE It's an insult of a wide usage. There's a lot of 

insults in Russian which has no certain meaning. They 

are formed from the most used explicit words. Any 

word formed from "khuy" will sound offensive and 

isulting even if it has no sense. 

хуиней страдать ~ khuine'i stradat' (expr) ‡ to do smth 

sensless, to loaf NOTE As an example - somebody has 

nothing to do so he is strying to spit as far as he can 

for a half of an hour so we can say about him - "On 

khu'ine'i stradaet". 

хуиня ~ khu'in'a (noun, female) ‡ see comments NOTE 1 

- means something bad or usless. "Kak pivo? - 

Khu'in'a" - "What would you say about this beer? - 

Shit"; 2 - Bad situation, trouble; 3 - thing, (usualy a 

part of machinery)."Otkruti 'tu khu'in'u" - "Remove this 

detail" 

хуй ~ khuj (noun) ‡ dick 

хуй пинать ~ khui pinat' ‡ to loaf NOTE Literally 

translated as "To kick dicks all around" 

хуйнуть ~ khujnut' (verb, inf) ‡ No certain translation 

NOTE Is used as an alternative to verabs like 

"hit","kick", "throw" and more. It depends on a fantasy 

of the one who speaks and the one who listens. 

The Alternative Sami Dictionary 

b 

battaraigi † asshole NOTE Used to discribe someone 

you don't like so very much. 

The Alternative Scots Dictionary 

b 

bampot crazy or foolish person 

bollocks (noun) † Literally 'testicles'. Other meaning: 

'nonsense'. NOTE Examples: What a load ay bollocks! 

erse † buttocks NOTE Scottish equivalent of American 

"ass" or English "arse". 

e 

f 

fud † pussy (vagina) 

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radge wild, crazy fool. NOTE Also spelt raj 

r 

s 

sassenach foreigner NOTE Although "foreigner" is its 

literal meaning, it is usually reserved for offensively 

referring to Englishmen. 

skitters † faeces NOTE This word applies only to really 

runny (or liquid) shit. If someone were to eat a lot of 

prunes, you can be sure that later they would have a 

bad case of the "skitters". 

t 

tossel ☺ penis NOTE equivalent to peepee. Comes from 

the English word tassel, which is an ornate dangling 

thing. 

w 

Weedjie † slang word for Glaswegian (person from 

Glasgow) NOTE Used on the East Coast, not in 

Glasgow, obviously. 

y 

yah (noun) Arrogant English person with posh accent. 

The Alternative Scots Gaelic Dictionary 

p 

pog mo thoin † kiss my arse NOTE Used even by people 

who doesn't speak gaelic at all 

The Alternative Serbo-croat Dictionary 

h 

hocemo li se karat do you want to fuck with me NOTE BY 

KENO when see some nice girl 

j 

jaje † testicles NOTE (pron.) yae-yeh (lit. Trans) eggs 

jebem ti staru u supak I fuck your mother in her ass 

NOTE BY KENO When you feel to fuck your friends 

mother jou can say this 

jebi se (verb, reflexive) † fuck yourself NOTE pronounced 

"yebi say" This is a reflexive verb. Common usage. 

jedi govno (verb) † eat shit NOTE pronounced 'ýedi 

govno'. Used as an angry retort or as an insulting 

curse. Not a respectable word to use. 

karam ti seku ☺ NOTE I fuck your syster 

kurac ‡ dick 

kurac (noun vulgar) cock NOTE Just a standard, vulgar 

word for penis. 

kurvo razvaljena fucking bitch NOTE BY KENO when 

you don't like some girl 

k 

p 

pederu jedan blady gay NOTE BY KENO no comments 

picka (noun - feminine - pichka) ‡ cunt NOTE Used in 

common phrases such as jebem te picku materinu 

(kind of hard to translate but something like I am 

fucking your mother's cunt). 

podudlaj mi ga suck my dick NOTE BY KENO no 

comments 

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pus'i kurac † literally means "kiss my dick" NOTE 

Although it literally means "kiss my dick", it is an 

expression similar to "Kiss my arse" in English. It is 

pronounced "pushi kurats" 

The Alternative Slovak Dictionary 

h 

hovno (n.,noun) † shit, manure NOTE used just like the 

English equivalent 

chuj (m.,noun) † cock, prick. Also: idiot, jerk, swine 

NOTE Both anatomical and chracterological sense. 

jebať (verb) ‡ to fuck NOTE 1. to have a sexual 

intercourse; 2. not to give a damn (jebem na to - I 

don't give a damn); 3. to call a person names, usually 

imlying an encounter of a person in a position of 

power (a boss) and a helpless victim (who is being 

called names) 

j 

k 

kokot (masc. noun) ‡ penis (prick, dick) NOTE Denotes 

the organ itself but is often used as an insult in similar 

contexts as eg.: "You bastard" or "You son of a bitch" 

in English. Often accompanied by an adjective like for 

example "pojebany'" (kokot jeden pojebany').Used 

only as an insult of a male, its female counterpart is 

"picâ" (vagina) which can only be used as an insult of 

a woman. The connotations of both expressions are 

that the person has bad moral qualities and/or is 

dumb. 

kurva (fem. noun) ‡ a prostitute (slot, whore, bitch) NOTE 

Although the original meaning describes a female 

whore, it is often used also as an insult of a male too, 

suggesting that he is a bad person ( a rotter, a traitor). 

It also can be used in the same way "Damn!","Shit!" 

or"Fuck!" are used in English, as expression of 

disappointment, rage etc. 

p 

piča (noun, fem.) ‡ vagina (cunt) NOTE Female 

counterpart of "kokot" (see the entry); the same rules 

of usage; its weaker version (as an insult of a female) 

could be "krava" (cow). Its alternative as both male 

and female insult is "kurva" (whore)(see the entry). 

riť (f., noun) † arse, buttocks NOTE self explanatory 

The Alternative Spanish Dictionary 

a 

acabar (verb) to ejaculate or, more general to have an 

orgasm NOTE Used in Argentina. Literally it means to 

finish. Ohhh, estoy por acabar !! meaning Ohhh, I'm 

going to have an orgasm !!. It's obvious when it's 

used. 

agilipollao (adj) stupid, fool NOTE In Spain. Derived from 

gilipollas. Ex. Estas agilipollao 

almeja (noun) † cunt (direct translation= clam) NOTE A 

very strong word. DO NOT say it to a lady! Used in 

phrases such as : "le comi la almeja" which means "I 

licked her cunt" 

arma (noun, fem.) penis NOTE Literally, this means 

"weapon"; pronounced "AR-mah". 

arrecho † horny NOTE Used in Peru and Ecuador for 

"horny" 

arrima tu prima fuck the hell out of your cousin NOTE 

these are cool words around gentleman 

asqueroso (adjective) smth. disgusting - una cosa 

asquerosa 

asqueroso,a (noun) disgusting person, asshole 

r 

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b 

bajar al pozo to eat pussy NOTE Cuban usage. Ex: A 

Pedro le gusta bajar al pozo. Translation: Pete likes to 

eat pussy. 

bandera roja (noun, fem.) (adj., fem.) menstruation 

NOTE Literally, this means "red flag". 

basuco (noun, masc.) crack (smokable form of cocaine) 

NOTE pronounced "baa-SU-co"; Mexican, Central and 

South American Spanish) 

beso negro (noun) ‡ The act of having a woman or a 

man sucking someone´s anus (ass hole), first licking 

the external surroundings of it and afterwards having 

her/his tongue introduced into the rectum completely. 

NOTE Literally, black kiss. It is a term widely known 

among promiscuous social stablishments in Spain, but 

also known as an act of supreme and refined taste 

among aristocrats in Spain, France and Italy for the 

last two centuries. It was considered as about the 

most pleasant act a female could do for a man, and is 

widely documented in French and Spanish Erotic 

Literature. Also, Spanish and French courtesans 

would appreciate the quality of a gentleman´s 

manners by the way he would perform it. Nowadays, it 

is becoming a fashionable act, as tradition is 

recovered. 

bicho (noun) Refers to the male penis NOTE It is 

commonly use in Puerto Rico to refer to the male 

penis, not in a disrespectful way, but with a common 

street name. In South America it means a litle animal, 

something like a bug or spider. 

bollo (masc., noun) † cunt, pussy NOTE used in western 

Venezuela. Example: Tremendo bollo!! (Nice cunt!!!). 

Please note that in other areas of Venezuela it means 

'mess' or 'trouble' so the same expression 'Tremendo 

bollo' would mean 'big mess' or 'deep trouble' in other 

areas of the same country. 

buscar flete to hunt for pussy, go looking for a piece of 

ass NOTE Cuban slang. Example: Oye chico, vamos a 

salir a buscar flete por ahi. Translation: Hey man, let's 

go out and look for some ass. 

c 

caballo ‡ Maxi pad (i.e., kotex, stayfree, etc.). NOTE 

Literally, it means "horse". Rude only when used in 

this sense. 

caballo (noun) heroin NOTE Literally means "horse". The 

word "Jaco" has the same meaning. 

cabron (noun, masc.) † a man who allows another man 

to have sex with his woman and doesn't do anything 

about it NOTE Literally, this word means billy-goat. 

However, this widely used term means more than just 

bastard or bitch. This is a VERY rude term in Mexico, 

Central and South America. It can also mean faggot. 

An example of its usage lies in this popular phrase: 

"Chingate tu madre, cabron!" ("Fuck your mother, you 

fucking incompetent piece of shit who can't even get 

an erection!") 

cabron (noun, masc.) billy-goat (literally), cuckold (fig.) 

NOTE Widely used as an insult meaning, besides 

cuckhold, son of a bitch, bastard, dishonest or 

treacherous person. 

cachapera (fem, noun) lesbian NOTE used in Venezuela. 

Can also be used as a verb (Cachapear). Example: 

Ellas se estaban cachapeando/ Ellas estaban 

cachapeandose (They were having lesbian sex). 

Derived from the word cachapa, a very thin mashed 

fresh corn grilled cake/patty, that is usually served in 

stacks like pancakes in U.S. 

Cachar ‡ to copulate NOTE Used in Perú. For other 

countries, see "tirar", "coger", "cepillar" ",montar", 

"comer" 

cagada (noun,fem) † shit, dook, stinky poo NOTE 

equivalent to 'shit', you may say 'es la cagada' 

meaning 'it is the shit' 

capullo (noun, masc.) bud (literally) glans, the head of 

the penis (fig.) NOTE Used as an insult it means 

asshole, idiot. 

carajo (noun, masc.) penis (falling into disuse with this 

meaning) NOTE Widely used in expressions like "Vete 

al carajo" (Go to hell!), "Que carajo quieres?" (What 

the fuck do you want?) 

caray! Damn it! NOTE This is a general expression that 

is always used as an expletive. Its equivalent in 

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English would be "Oh, Fuck!" or "Oh, Shit!". Used 

throughout Spain and Mexico. 

casquete † fuck (have a) NOTE to have a fuck. For 

example " hechar un casquete " to have a fuck. Quite 

rude so don't say it to a lady if you fancy a shag. 

casquete (verb) † fuck (have a) NOTE to have a fuck. 

For example " hechar un casquete " to have a fuck. 

Quite rude so don't say it to a lady if you fancy a shag. 

cipote (noun, masc.) penis 

Coger ‡ to copulate NOTE Used in Argentina, Uruguay 

and Mexico. For other countries, see "tirar", "cachar", 

"cepillar" ",montar", "comer" 

cojonear ‡ to fuck around NOTE Cuban slang. Example: 

Pedro siempre esta cojoneando conmigo. Translation: 

Pete's always fucking around with me. 

cojones (noun, masc. pl.) balls, testicles NOTE Also used 

as an interjection denoting surprise, annoyance. 

comemierda † (Insult, fool, shiteater) NOTE This word is 

commonly used bt cubans. It is very commonly used 

comer † to copulate NOTE Used in Perú, Ecuador, 

Colombia, Chile, Venezuela. Lit. "to eat". For other 

countries, see "cachar", "coger", "cepillar" ",montar", 

"tirar" 

concha (fem. noun) † cunt NOTE Uruguayan slang. La 

concha de tu madre (your mom's cunt) is a strong 

insult. La concha tuya (your cunt). Conchita 

(diminutive), Concha Peluda (hairy cunt) are other 

common uses of the word. 

conejo (noun, masc.) rabbit (literally), cunt (fig.) 

coño (noun, masc.) cunt NOTE May be used as an 

interjection meaning surprise, annoyance, or physical 

pain. 

correrse (verb, reflexive) to have an orgasm NOTE the 

intransitive "correr" means to run. Only the reflexive 

form has a sexual connotation. 

crica † pussy NOTE Used mostly in Puerto Rico. 

culear ‡ to move the ass (lit), to fuck (fig) 

culero NOTE (noun, Spain) Petty drug dealer who 

smuggles hashish from Morocco to Spain by hiding it 

within his/her ass. (adj, Mexico) unpleasant, stroppy. 

culo (noun, masc.) ass 

cutre (masc. or fem., noun & adjective) idiot, jerk; sth 

you don't like (una cosa cutre) 

chacon (noun, fem) † cunt NOTE This come from the 

Argentinian lunfardo (slang) where many words are 

inverted by sillabes. So the original is concha. La 

chacon de tu madre should be read as La concha de 

tu madre (Your mother's cunt) 

chapero In Spain, male homosexual prostitute NOTE 

Quite despective; only poor kids are supposed to play 

with "chapas". 

chardo (noun, masc.) † black person NOTE This is 

Cuban slang for "nigger". 

chichis (noun) † Tits NOTE Used to talk about "large" 

women. You know what I mean. 

Chinga tu madre Fuck your mother NOTE I think it 

speaks for itself. 

chingar to fuck NOTE Mexican Spanish. Can be used on 

its own or in a sentence as 'chinga tu puta madre'. 

Literally it means 'fuck your mother of a whore' and is 

used in the same sense as 'fuck you'. 

chocho (adj. masc.) cunt NOTE Has the same meanings 

in Spain as in Mexico. Can be used as verb: 

"chochear", meaning that you are senile; rude for 

people over 50 Ex. "Este tio chochea" 

chocho, chocha (noun, masc. or fem.) cunt 

cholo (noun, masc.) pimp NOTE (Mex. and Puerto Rican 

Spanish) This word is also used to mean half-breed / 

mixed race. 

Chupame la polla!!! ‡ Suck my dick NOTE Someone 

wrote Chupar Es Mi pinga..... that doesn't make any 

sense, you could say 'Chupame mi pinga' or 

'Chupame la polla' or 'Chupamela'. All of them are 

very rude. 

Chupar Es Mi Pinga † suck my dick NOTE pronouncedchewpar 

s me peenga 

d 

dabuten (adj.) great, cool (una tía dabuten: a great girl) 

NOTE especially used in Madrid, derived from "de puta 

madre"; same meaning as: chachi, guay 

dar candela por el culo ‡ to take it up the ass;to fuck 

someone in the ass; NOTE Cuban usage; Ex: A Maria 

le gusta que le dan candela por el culo. Translation: 

Mary likes to take it up the ass. 

dar por {el} culo to bugger 

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del rejue (phrase) prostitute NOTE (Mexican and Guat. 

slang) 

del rejuego (phrase) prostitute NOTE variation of rejue; 

(Mexican and Guat. slang) 

e 

encular (verb) † to bugger NOTE To fuck by the asshole. 

ese (noun, masc.) homeboy NOTE A very friendly term 

to refer to your amigo. (Mexican and Puerto Rican 

Spanish); An example: "Oye ese! Que hay de nuevo?" 

("Hey there, homeboy, what's up?"). 

Fachar (verb) to fuck a woman "Esta buena, yo me la 

facho" NOTE used in Venezuela 

falo (noun, masc.) penis 

fletear to cruise,to walk the streets NOTE verb used in 

Cuba to describe what streetwalkers do. Example: 

Maria esta fleteando por las calles hoy, Translation: 

Mary is cruising the streets today. 

follar (verb, trans. and intrans.) to fuck 

foquin (adj.) † fucking NOTE This is a Puerto Rican 

parroting of the English "fucking." It is pronounced 

"FOH-kin" 

f 

g 

gilipollas {adjective} dumb ass, idiot, stupid NOTE used 

in spain 

grilla (noun, fem.) marijuana NOTE (lit) female cricket; a 

quarrel. (Mexican, Central and South American slang) 

güebo † cock NOTE noun used commonly in Santo 

Domingo instead of "pinga", especially in phrases 

such as "mama mi güebo" (suck my cock). 

h 

hacer la {una} paja to masturbate NOTE The reflexive 

form ("hacerse una paja") means to masturbate 

oneself. The transitive form ("le hizo una paja a su 

amigo") means to masturbate somebody else. 

hacer la sopa (verb) to perform oral sex to a woman, to 

lick a woman´s pussy (fig.) NOTE Literally means " to 

make a soup" . Example : Te voy a hacer la sopa ( I 

am going to suck your pussy) 

hacer un cuadro to make a daisy chain NOTE Cuban 

usage. Vamos buscar tres jebas y hacer un cuadro. 

Translation: Let's find three broads and make a daisy 

chain. 

hacer una cubana (transitive and regular verb, 

periphrasis) ‡ to place a man's pennis between 

woman's breasts and use these to shake it up, so that 

the man can jerk off on them NOTE It is frequently used 

in Spain as to define the hottest act a woman may 

perform for a man.I.e: Hazme una cubana, hazme una 

cubanita. 

hacerse las punjetas [nj as in Espanja} † To masturbate 

hijo de puta son of a bitch 

hostia it means punch or hit also used as an 

exclamation NOTE used in spain 

huevos (guevos) eggs (lit) testicles 

i 

ir a botar el agua al canario to go take a leak; to piss; 

NOTE Cuban slang. Ex: Voy a botar el agua al canario. 

Translation: I'm gonna go take a leak. 

j 

joder (verb, trans. and intrans.) to fuck, to bother. 

joder (verb, trans. and intrans.) to fuck 

Jodete y aprieta el culo! ‡ Cuban slang. Means: Go 

fuck yourself! NOTE Need anything be said of this 

expression? 

joto Faggot. NOTE Literally, "Joto" is the Jack from a 

deck of cards. 

jugar a los dos bandos † to swing both ways; to be 

bisexual; NOTE Cuban verbal expression, Ex: Yo creo 

que Pedro juega a los dos bandos. Translation: I think 

Pete swings both ways. 

La concha de tu madre ‡ Fuck your mother NOTE 

Argentine- Chilean slang. Also "conche tu madre". 

Equivalent to Mexican "Chinga tu madre" 

l 

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las zonas (noun, fem., plural) red light districts NOTE 

These are the areas in Mexican and Columbian cities 

where male and female prostitutes have sex with their 

clients inside of blanket partitions hung up on 

clotheslines; pronounced "lass SOH-naas". 

leche (noun, fem.) milk (literally), semen (fig.) NOTE As 

an expletive it translates roughly as Shit, Fuck. 

Los Manos The hands 

llello (noun, masc.) cocaine, crack NOTE (Mex. and 

Puerto Rican Spanish) 

ll 

m 

madre (noun, fem.) ‡ mother fucker NOTE In Mexico, 

this is the same as saying "mother fucker". If you want 

to talk about your mother or someone else's mother in 

a friendly manner, say "mama". If you have a death 

wish, say "Oye! Tu madre!" on the streets of Mexico. 

Mexicans take their mother's very seriously! 

mal aire (adj., masc.) (noun, masc) to fart NOTE Means 

"bad air". It is a general term used in all Spanishspeaking 

countries. 

mala semana (adj., fem) (noun, fem.) menstruation 

NOTE Literally, means "bad week". It is pronounced 

"MA-la say-MAH-na". 

maleton (noun, masc.) † son of a bitch NOTE Literally, 

this term appears to mean "you are a bad one," 

however, it is quite an insult to Mexicans and South 

Americans. 

mamar (verb, trans. and intrans.) to suck 

marico † homosexual NOTE (noun) 

maricon (noun, masc.) male homosexual NOTE As an 

insult it has more or less the same meaning as 

"cabron" 

maricon de playa faggot {the worst kind} NOTE used in 

spain 

marimacha Lesbian. NOTE I suppose it's derived from 

Mari (Maria?) + Mach(o). 

me cago en ... ‡ fuck the ...; literally "I shit on ..." NOTE 

examples: me cago en ...(San) Dios; la madre que te 

parió; la virgen santa; los santos de Covadonga; el 

obispo negro; la leche; etc. 

me cago en la tapa del organo y me revuelco encima 

de la mierda (phrase) ‡ Damn it, shit NOTE Phrase 

used when things went wrong or had unexpected bad 

results 

me vale or me vale madre I don't give a fuck or "me 

vale Madre", which is a slightly stronger way of putting 

it. NOTE used when someone is nagging you or being 

bothersome. Used as a comeback or expletive 

meterla de mira quien viene ‡ to fuck doggie-style, to 

fuck in the ass NOTE Cuban slang. Ex: Te la voy a 

meter de mira quien viene. Trans: I'm gonna fuck you 

doggie style. 

mico ‡ monkey (lit), cunt NOTE Costa Rica 

mierda español ‡ NOTE Persona que vive en españa 

minga (noun) Penis. NOTE Not particularly offensive. 

Used in medieval castillian, might be translated as 

"choad". 

moco de caca shit, crap NOTE Often used by the 

Spanish people living in South Woodford halls of 

residence. Its literal meaning is 'mocus made of poo' 

mojar {el churro} (verb) † to screw, to fuck NOTE 

Literally: Dip the "churro" (spanish pastry). Used in 

Spain, mainly in conversation between friends. 

motorizar (verb, trans.) to smoke marijuana NOTE 

(Mexican, Central and South American slang) 

muchachas putierrez prostitutes NOTE (Mexican and 

Guat. slang) 

murrda † SHIT! NOTE shit 

n 

nabo (noun, masc.) turnip (literally), penis (fig.) 

ninfo (noun, masc.) † homosexual NOTE Its equivalent in 

English is "faggot". Literally, this means "male 

nymph". (Mexican and Guat. Spanish) 

ñema † cock, specifically the glans penis NOTE noun 

used in Santo Domingo in phrases such as 

"macañema" (from "mascar": to chew) meaning 

cocksucker. 

ñ 

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obrar (verb, trans.) to defecate NOTE Also means "to 

perform" or "to build". 

orto (noun, mas) † ass NOTE Used in Argentina and 

Uruguay - Te voy a romper el orto (I'm gonna break 

your ass) 

o 

p 

paja (fem, noun) † masturbation NOTE Used in Colombia 

pajero (noun, masculine) † Jerk-off; jackoff; person who 

masturbates NOTE A car known in the US as the 

Montero is sold in some European markets as the 

"Pajero," a name which some of my Spanish and 

Portuguese friends find hilariously stupid. 

papaya † The tropical fruit papaya NOTE (Noun) Used 

mainly by Cubans, it refers to the vulva and vagina. 

Only appropriate in guy-talk. It should never be said to 

a female. 

papayona or papallona † Being similar to the fruit 

papaya NOTE (Adj) Commonly used by Cubans. It is 

an insult directed at males and female when they do 

something annoying, such as cutting you off in traffic. 

Basically, you are calling the person a big vagina. The 

term is based on the analogy between the fleshy and 

juicy fruit and the vagina. 

pechos (noun, masc., plural) breasts 

pedazo (masc. noun) † lit. piece; fig. penis NOTE 

Uruguayan slang for penis. Not as widely used as 

'pito' or 'verga'. 

pedazo de pelotudo † fucking idiot NOTE Commonly 

used in B.A. (Argentina) in street quarrels 

pedo a fart NOTE when someone passes gas, or what 

you call a misceivious person 

pelotas (noun, fem. pl.) balls (literally), testicles (fig.) 

pelotas michinados (noun, fem., adj., masc.) † blue 

balls NOTE pronounced "pay-low-tas mee-chee-nadoze." 

It used only in jest with close friends. 

Otherwise, its usage is quite strong. This is most 

commonly used in Mexico, Central and South 

America. 

pelotudo (masc. adj.) dumbass NOTE Common slang for 

someone who is careless, doesn't care much about 

what he does, etc. 

pene penis 

pepita (noun, fem.) pip, nugget (literally), clitoris (fig.) 

perico (noun, masc.) cocaine NOTE literally it means "the 

bird that talks too much": pronounced "pay-ree-co". 

This term is used in Mexico, Central and South 

America. 

pico † penis NOTE Spoken only in Chile. In other parts of 

South America they say "Ocho y pico" like eightish. 

picha (noun, fem.) penis 

pijo penis, used as an insult and as an exclamation 

NOTE used in Murcia, in Madrid it means prepy boy 

pijo, pija (noun, masc. or fem.) penis NOTE As an 

adjective ("Un niño pijo" "Una tia pija") means snob, 

snooty. 

Pinga † dick NOTE pronounced- peen-ga 

piocitos english NOTE This is a medical term used in 

urine analysis. 

Pipote (noun) ‡ clitoris NOTE Literally: "big sunflower 

seed". So called because of the resemblance in shape 

to the clitoris. Used mainly in southern Spain. 

pito (masc. noun) † penis NOTE Uruguayan slang for 

penis. 'Chupame el pito" (suck my dick), 'Agarrame el 

pito' (grab my dick). See also 'pedazo' and 'verga' 

polla (noun, fem.) penis 

popa (noun) † arse NOTE not commonly used as arse: 

more commonly used to describe something to do 

with the arse , for example " ponerse en popa " which 

means " arse in the air" (ready to get fucked doggystyle) 

pringao low life NOTE used in spain 

puta (noun, fem.) prostitute, whore. 

Puta la madre, puta la hija. ‡ Like mother, like 

daughter. NOTE Common Spanish saying. It doesn't 

translate well into English. What it says is that a 

whoring woman is that way because her mother was 

also a whore. A chip off the old block. 

que que serra 

q 

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quilombo (noun) whorehouse NOTE Used primarily in the 

River Plate, i.e., Uruguay and Argentina. A popular 

spot for teenage male youth. 

rabo (noun, masc.) tail (literally), penis (fig.) 

raja (noun, fem.) slit (literally), cunt (fig.) 

regarse (verb, reflexive) to have an orgasm 

resbalon (noun) whorehouse, brothel NOTE It is 

pronounced "rays-bal-OHN". (Mexican and Guat. 

slang) 

r 

s 

ser mas puta que las gallinas to be horny as they make 

'em,to be very promiscuous NOTE Cuban usage. Ex: 

Maria es mas puta que las gallinas. Translation: Mary 

is as horny as they make 'em. 

singar de mira quien viene ‡ to fuck doggy-style NOTE 

Cuban usage. Ex: A Maria le gusta singar de mira 

quien viene. Translation: Mary likes to fuck doggystyle. 

sobo; sobarsela (sobarse la picha) ‡ to masturbate 

NOTE Costa Rica 

sofea Ugly, monster, monstrous monster, ugly 

monstrous monster NOTE This word can be written as 

'Sofia' or 'sofia', with no change of meaning. It comes 

from Greek and means 'the ugliest son of God' or 'how 

can ya be so f***ing ugly, mate?'. It's found in Reus 

(Spain) and other parts of Tarragones province. 

SOLA VAYA! GOOD RIDDANCE! NOTE THIS IS A 

COMMON CUBAN SLANG EXPRESSION 

tajarse (verb) to get pissed NOTE Used in spain. 

pronounced ta-harse with an accentuated h. 

te voy a comer el bistec (male. noun) ‡ i'm gonna 

stimulate your genitals by suckin' them. NOTE very 

rude guys use this phrase when they want to eat her 

partner's cunt. note: the literal translation of bistec is 

steak. 

t 

tener el famban barretoso † to have a big ass, have a 

juicy ass NOTE Cuban slang. Ex: Maria tiene el famban 

barretoso. Trans: Mary has a big juicy ass. 

tener furor uterino to be a nymphonmaniac NOTE Cuban 

usage. Ex: Ella tiene furor uterino. Translation: She's 

a nymphomaniac. She's got a hot pussy. 

tener la mecha puesta to have the rag on, to 

menstruate NOTE Cuban slang. Ex: Maria tiene la 

mecha puesta hoy. Trans: Mary has the rag on today. 

tener la mecha puesta † to have the rag on; to be 

menstruating; NOTE Cuban usage. Ex: Maria tiene la 

mecha puesta. Translation: Mary has the rag on. 

tener los mango bajitos to have sagging teats NOTE 

Cuban usage. Ex: Maria tiene los mangos bajitos. 

Translation: Mary has sagging teats. 

teta (noun, fem.) breast 

Tirar ‡ to copulate NOTE Used in Perú, Ecuador, 

Colombia, Chile, Venezuela. For other countries, see 

"cachar", "coger", "cepillar" ",montar", "comer" 

tocho (adjetive) big, huge NOTE Also used as 

superlative: "tochisimo". Only in central part of Spain 

(unknown in Andalucia). 

tomar por {el} culo to be buggered NOTE In the 

expression "A tomar por (el) culo" it means get 

stuffed, get fucked. 

tonto (noun, masc.) ☺ pussy, cunt 

tortillera (noun, fem.) lesbian 

tranca (noun, fem.) crossbar, beam (literally), penis 

(fig.) NOTE Used to designate an unusually large penis. 

tu chupas (phrase) you suck NOTE This is just the 

conjugated form of the verb chupar, which means to 

suck. 

tu madre tiene un pene. ‡ your mother has a dick NOTE 

good to cut some ass hole who is buggi'n you :) 

tu padre (madre) † fuck your father ! (short from of "me 

cago en tu padre !") 

tu puta madre literally, your whorish mother. NOTE This 

is a catch-all expression which can be used in many 

contexts for added offensivenes. For example, instead 

of "chupamela" you could say "tu puta madre me la 

chupa". 

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v 

Vaya al diablo! † Go to Hell! NOTE Literally, this means 

"go to the devil." It is a weaker substitution for "Vete al 

carajo!" This phrase is widely used in all Spanishspeaking 

countries. 

verga penis NOTE Common usage: "Mamame la verga" 

= "Suck my dick" 

verga (fem. noun) ‡ penis NOTE Uruguayan slang for 

penis. 'Chupame la verga" (suck my dick). See also 

'pito' and 'pedazo' 

z 

zacate ingles (noun, masc., adj.) marijuana NOTE 

Actually, this means "English hay". It is pronounced 

"sah-CAH-tay een-GLAZE". (Central American and 

Mex. Spanish) 

zurrar (verb, trans.) to defecate NOTE This verb shares 

quite a few meanings, such as "to dress down", "to 

have an accident", "to trash", and "to beat up". In 

Argentina, zurrar means to fart noiselessly (or SBD, 

"silent but deadly"). Its usage refers to its context. 

The Alternative Swahili Dictionary 

ishia move, proceed NOTE Used when telling someone 

to go, eg. at crosswalks, lines, or any time there is a 

short period of waiting. 

i 

manyanga † cute, sexy girl 

m 

The Alternative Swedish Dictionary 

a 

anustova (noun) anus knot NOTE Means a twisted knot 

of ass hair and shit keeping it together. Example: "I 

wanna suck and chew your anus knot and taste your 

dried shit to make you horny." Often used in fore play 

in Göteborg. 

b 

baconpugga (fem. noun.) ‡ piggish fucked-the-shit-outof 

bitch NOTE Used frequently in Västerbotten in 

northern Sweden.:- Satte du verkligen på den djävla 

baconpuggan?:- Did you really fuck that bloody 

piggish fucked-the-shit-out-of bitch? 

bajdyna (noun) † Bottom NOTE Literal translation: Shitcushion. 

Originates from the Swedish word for seatcushion 

(sittdyna). 

bakmusad back pussyed 

brass marijuana (n.) NOTE Commonly used by teens. 

See also: majja 

bryna på (verb) † have anal sexual intercourse NOTE 

Unknown origin. Used about the active part. Eg. Han 

bryna' på'na (He fucked her ass). 

brön (noun) † Tits NOTE Literal translation: Bread. 

Unknown origin. 

bög (m., noun) gay, fagot NOTE male homosexual 

bögslunga (noun) Handbag for men NOTE Literal 

translation: Fag-sling. Orginates from the idea that 

homosexual men swing their handbag (as if 

heterosexual men doesn't). 

börsmoppe (noun) Porsche NOTE Literal translation: 

Stock exchange moped. Originates from the 80's 

when it was a hausse on the stock market and almost 

all stockbrokers become millionaires over a night. 

c 

cola (noun) Coke NOTE Cocaine. 

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cruel in the sky ‡ something really good NOTE The 

phrase are actually the name of a well known rockgroup 

from sweden, and they were really really good. 

dajmkryss. † Anal entry NOTE Something to say to a 

person you don't like: -Ditt jävla dajmkryss!!:-you 

fucking anal entry!! 

ditt jävla såll you´re fucking behind my back 

DMFare ‡ a very positive word for a person(i.e 

intelligent, good-looking, nice, cool etc.) NOTE 

Originates from a group of youngsters in Lund who 

had these traits. 

d 

f 

fan † devil NOTE used frequently as an equivalent for 

everything from "damn" to "shit": Vad fan gör du? 

What the hell are you doing? 

fesljummen fartlukewarm NOTE En fesljummen vodka - 

A lukewarm vodka 

fingerpulla (verb) † finger fuck NOTE example: 

fingerpulla hon (fitta)/ finger her (pussy) 

fitta 

fitta † pussy 

fittafis (fittafis) † queif, pussyfart NOTE The sound of air 

going out of her pussy during sex, especially 

doggystyle 

fittansikte † pussy face NOTE You don't need one. This 

is not polite. 

fittslickare! † pussy licker NOTE Use when you want to 

insult a male person: -Din jävla fittslickare!Du är helt 

körd! -You fucking pussy licker!You are totally wasted! 

fittsås (noun) ‡ Secretion from hypogastrium NOTE 

[fitsauce] Mostly used as an interjectional swear-word. 

Literal translation: Pussy-sauce. 

fjolla (noun) Gay NOTE The word originally means a 

foolish (silly) woman, a goose. Nowadays it's also 

used about a homosexual man who acts feminine. 

fladdermus A female bitch who fucks everyone NOTE 

Originates from the word mus=pussy Direct 

translation: A pussy that flies around and fucks 

anything. Used by male friends about questionable 

girls. 

flata (noun) Dyke NOTE Homosexual woman. Unknown 

origin. Eg. Flatan slog ner killen som bjöd upp henne 

(The dyke hit the guy who asked her to dance with 

him). 

flänsost dick cheese NOTE What you get when not had a 

shower for a long time. 

fulla helvete (n.) † fucking bitch; ugly bitch 

g 

giftbrun ‡ toxic pussy NOTE Use when you want tell a 

male person to not touch a girl. Whatch up! She have 

an toxic pussy = Akta dig hon är en giftbrunn! Its very 

insulting to say that word to an female... 

Goastocken i köttarännan The big dick in the flesh-entry 

gummihatt (noun) rubber NOTE literal translation=rubber 

hat 

göka (verb) † Sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) NOTE 


göra en Persson (phrase) To lie about one's academic 

examina two weeks before one is to be elected leader 

of the Socialdemocratic Party and become the prime 

minister of Sweden NOTE Literal translation: To do a 

Persson. Originates from the Swedish minister of 

finance Mr Göran Person. 

göra en sahlinare (phrase) To buy Toblerones and 

napkins with the government's credit card. NOTE Literal 

translation: To do a Sahlin. Originates from the former 

vice prime minister Mrs Mona Sahlin's affair that 

caused her resignation two months before she was to 

become the prime minister of Sweden. 

h 

hala trappor (phrase) slippery stairs NOTE Refers to the 

snail-tracks that occur in some nightclubs. Eg. Det 

stället har hala trappor. That place has slippery stairs. 

handjobb (n.) hand job NOTE also: masturbering 

handtralla to jerk off NOTE Archaic. Used in 'Dra en 

handtralla'. Lit. means (railway)trolley. 

hane hane (weener) NOTE It´s the thing that sometimes 

sticks out of your underwares when you think of 

Pamela Anderson's titts. Det rycker lite i hanen (my 

weener is snatching) 

helvete hell NOTE Used as in: Dra t helvete! Go to Hell! 

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Helvete † Hell 

Hon är inte helt ny She isn't very new NOTE If you are 

drunk and meet a the most beautiful girl and the 

morning after you realise: this bitch is a hundered 

years old! 

hora, Victoria ‡ prostitute 

hynda † bitch/female bad dog NOTE Used mostly by 

males to express their disliking about a female. 

hövmäl (noun, c.) Stupid man. 

i 

innerfitterött Inner pussy red NOTE Shade of color, refers 

to the deep pink color inside vagina 

j 

java (noun) Coffee NOTE Originates from Java where 

coffee is grown. 

jidder † crap, bullshit. NOTE slang to describe what a 

"bullshiter" is shiting out. 

jonna (verb) bike NOTE Old Stockholm-slang. Unknown 

origin. 

jonne (noun) Bicycle NOTE Old Stockholm-slang. 


jucka (verb) † to fuck NOTE Old Swedish word for jolt, 

jog, bop, rock, jump up and down or a movement back 

and forth. 

k 

klitta (noun) † Slang for clitoris 

knulla † fuck NOTE This word has only the meaning of 

the physical act. 

Knulla Handen Fucking the hand NOTE Masturbating. To 

fuck your own hand. 

knöllare (knoellare) † fucker, dick NOTE nickname for 

dick, like in: it itching on my fucker 

konkelbär NOTE See: anustova 

kronjon (noun) idiot, moron NOTE Used to describe a 

person who is extremely stupid. Ex. 

kuk † cock 

kukhuvud (noun) ‡ Dick head NOTE The word is used for 

glans or as an insult. Eg. Ditt dumma kukhuvud! (You 

stupid dick head!) 

kuksås (noun) ‡ Sperm NOTE Literal translation: Dicksauce 

kåt † horny NOTE It´s when you need to take your 

lady/man no reasons what, you´re just very, very 

horny 

l 

Lok (noun) Pederast NOTE Literal translation: Railway 

engine. Originates from the incredible popular TV host 

Loket. 

m 

majja (n.) marijuana NOTE Commonly used by teens. 

See also: brass 

mus † vagina, "pussy", lit. "mouse" NOTE Used by both 

men and women. 

mutta cunt 

n 

noll-åtta † Bad word for a person from Stockholm NOTE 

Originates from the phonecode for Stockhom which is 

08. You say "noll" as written and "åtta" sounds like the 

first part of "Ottawa". Example: -John is a noll-åtta! 

orre Babe (good looking) NOTE kolla orren. Check out 

that babe. "Rinkeby" slang. 

o 

p 

packa skit (verb) Having anal intercourse NOTE Literal 

translation: Pack shit. 

parkera bussen (verb) fuck NOTE Literally meaning; 

Parking the bus. Eg. Parkera bussen i pastejköket. 

Parking the bus in the patty-kitchen. 

pippa Sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) NOTE 


pissa taggtråd (verb) To piss barbed wires. NOTE Means 

that one has clamydia. As example: "Fan, nu pissar 

jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på 

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räpan."="Damn, now I am pissing barbed wires again, 

I should not have made love to that darling". 

PKHS (abb.) † Tit-fuck with chin-spray NOTE 

Abbreviation of Pattknull med haksprut. 

plurret (noun) The sea/ocean/water NOTE Old 

Stockholm-slang. Unknown origin. Eg. Han ramla' i 

plurre'! (He fell into the water). 

Pojkros (noun) A young boy's ass hole NOTE Literal 

translation: A boy's rose. Used among pederasts. 

pugga (noun) Old homosexual male NOTE Mostly used 

among gay people. 

pälsbiff (pälsbiffen) pussy NOTE Fur-steake,or a pussy 

with very much hair on. 

pälsbiff (pälsbiffen) pussy NOTE Fur-steake, or a pussy 

with very much hair on. Commanly phrase connected 

with the other female parts. 

Pälsbiff pussy NOTE Fur-steake,or a very hairy pussy. 

r 

Rena Jurasic Park! † Fuckin' Jurasic Park NOTE A girl 

besides you after a nights heavy drinking. See also 

²Hon är inte helt ny.² 

runka to jerk off 

rännskita (noun) † diarrhoea NOTE Literal translation: 

Running butt. Ränn is dialect for rinna (run, flow, 

stream etc.) 

räpa (noun) ‡ bush bitch NOTE Equal to Jurassic Park, 

or what you might find there. 

röv (noun) ass 

rövgöka mig för fan Get your cock up in my chocolate 

highway, damn it 

rövhål (noun) Anus NOTE Literal translation: Ass hole. 

Can also be used about persons. Eg. Han ar ett rövhål 

(He is an ass hole) 

rövskägg (buttbeard) A furr of hair that´s hanging out of 

your butt. 

Rövskägg A furr of hair that´s hanging out of your butt. 

rövsmör When you are hot in your pants, and it feels 

like butter NOTE or like, when you're having problems 

whith your digestives and you tryes to fart and 

somethings quite different than air comes out in your 

underpants 

s 

satan † devil NOTE Used like "damn" or "fuck". Stronger 

than "fan". Can be used alone as as interjection, or in 

combination with other curses, e.g. "Satans helvete!" 

SFCare ‡ Equivalent with "DMFare" NOTE Another 

group of youngsters... 

skit crap NOTE Sounds like "shit" but only as strong as 

"crap". 

skita (verb) crap; don't care NOTE Jag skitar i vad han 

säger (lit., "I crap in what he says") / I don't care what 

he says 

Skitpackare ‡ Shit-packers NOTE Used to homosexual 

men. 

slatcha † fuck NOTE Killen slatchade bruden. The guy 

fucked the babe. "Rinkeby" slang. 

slyna † bitch NOTE -din djävla slyna! in case of need to 

insult girl/boyfriend or slow busdriver like:-Kör fortare 

din jävla slyna! Can be used also between near 

friends who like to call eachothers something else 

than their real surnames. 

snaska kotte penis-sucking NOTE speaks for itself! 

snopp (noun) Dick NOTE Mostly used among children. 

Unknown origin 

snoppfälla (snoppfällan) pussy NOTE dicktrap, or a 

female person that's very horny(or prostituted) 

Snorbobba snot NOTE (Snoor-Bobba) Pronounced as 

two words The green and sticky version that's nearly 

impossible to get rid of 

sprutluder cum whore NOTE Sometimes used for 

describing a a worn-out horny whore leaving slimy 

snail tracks behind her. Like: "Ditt jävla sprutluder", 

which you address your bitch you picked up, after you 

fucked her up, and threw a towel at her. 

spännbög ‡ strap faggot 

stjärt, rumpa Butt, ass NOTE Common word especially 

when you want say something to a girl named Victoria 

Stjärthål (noun) NOTE See: Rövhål 

stock (stock) log, timber NOTE nickname for dick, like: 

bend over bitch and taste my log 

stolle-bocke-fjong (noun) giant hard on NOTE no need to 

make a comment. 

stolle-bocke-fjong (noun) giant hard on NOTE no need to 

make a comment. 

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strumpa (verb) masturbate NOTE Strumpa really means 

stocking, and refers to where you sprout your sperms 

when masturbating. Example: Jag gjorde en strumpa i 

morse. I did the stocking this morning 

stötarröv push butt NOTE Tjean Stötarröven! Hello Push 

butt! When you talk to someone and just want to call 

him/her something not so polite 

subba (fem.noun.) Fat fucking bitch 

Sug min kuk! (phrase) Suck my dick! 

sur-fjas acid pussy NOTE Used for calling girls 

something bad. "You're a damn acid pussy (surfjas)". 

Also good for addressing men. 

sätta på (verb) † sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal) 

NOTE Literal translation: Put on. Used about the active 

part. Eg. Han satte på henne (He fucked her). 

t 

tagg (noun) Cigarette NOTE Literal translation: Prickle. 

Old Stockholm-slang. Unknown origin. Eg. Har'u en 

tagg? (Can I have a cigarette, please?) 

tokjucka fuck crazily NOTE Tokjucka så skinkorna går i 

hundraåttio = Fuck crazily so that the cheeks of your 

butt goes in 180 km/h. This can be used if you want to 

tell a friend how you fucked. 

Torrjucka † Dry fuck NOTE Speaks for it self.... 

traskpadda (noun) swamp frog NOTE example: Håll 

kaften traskpadda 

trugpitt ? NOTE penis not gettin' inside (male butt) 

tulle ‡ Homosexual NOTE A very strong word. Originates 

from the family- name of a famous homosexual. 

tuttar (noun) Tits NOTE Unknown origin. 

tveksamma handleder (expression) Homosexual NOTE 

Literal translation: Doubtful wrists. Used about male 

homosexuals. 

The Alternative Swiss German Dictionary 

a 

ä chlapf {aff,siech,chäib} haa (expr.) to be drunk NOTE lit 

'ä chlapf haa' means 'to have a bang'.using 'siech' or 

'chäib' instead of 'chlapf ' is stronger. 'aff ' means 

'ape'. 

alk (masc. noun) abbrev. for alcohol NOTE derived noun: 

'alki' (an alcoholic). expressions used in the urban 

Zurich region, maybe also others 

b 

bisle (verb) ☺ to pee,to piss NOTE 'papi, ich muess go 

bisle! 

bocke,böckle,böhndle (verb) † to fuck NOTE etym. 'bock' 

(buck) ? 

böögg (noun) ☺ bogey (the green slimy thing up your 

nose) NOTE synonyms: schnuder-böögg, schnudernase 

borromini (masc. noun) 100-Franc-bill NOTE the name of 

the man shown on the bill. so: 1 Borromini =1 lappä = 

20 schnäggä 

brunz,brunzen (masc.noun,verb) piss,to piss 

burghölzli (noun) house of the insane NOTE name of a 

psychiatric clinic.example: if you think somebody is 

really crazy, you say as a statement 'Burghölzli 

eifach!' (B. one-way!). related expressions:'vom gälbe 

wägeli abgholt werdä' (to be picked up by the yellow 

little car) or 'em gälbe wägeli aalüütä' (to call up the 

small yellow car) 

bürschte (noun,verb) † to fuck NOTE lit. 'to brush'.only 

the verb is used with the 'bad' meaning 

c 

chabis (masc. noun) nonsense,bullshit NOTE example; 

'chabis useloo' (to let out cabbage) means to talk 

bullshit 

chabis (masc. noun) † female breasts NOTE lit. 'chabis' 

means 'cabbage' (german 'Kohl'). 

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chatz (fem. noun) a pretty lady NOTE lit. 'cat'. example: 

'das ich e chatz!' (what a lady!).used in a positive 

sense 

chiis,chiisä (noun,verb) to vomit,to throw up (verb) NOTE 

lit. 'chiis' means 'gravel' (german 'Kies') example: 

'muäsch chiisä?' (are you going to throw up?) 

chiis,chiisä (noun,verb) cash,money (noun) NOTE 

example: 'häsch gnueg chiis?' (do you have enough 

money?) 

chlapf (masc. noun) car NOTE lit. 'bang'. 'schönä chlapf !' 

(nice car !). 'ä chlapf haa' (1. 'to have a car'; 2. 'to be 

drunk') 

chlöibi (n.noun) money,cash NOTE lit. 'tape' (region 

Zurich) example: 'bruuchsch chlöibi? 

chnopf (masc. noun) child,kid NOTE lit. 'button' 

chörblä (verb) ☺ to throw up,to vomit NOTE etym. 'chorb' 

(german 'Korb') means basket. But maybe derived 

from the stronger verb 'chotzä' (german 'kotzen') 

d 

d' lampe fülle (sent.) get drunk NOTE lit. 'to fill the lamp' 

dä löffel abgäa (expr.) to die NOTE lit. 'to give away the 

spoon' (german 'den Löffel abgeben') 

dä schniider haa (expr.) † menstruation days NOTE lit. 

'to have the cutter'. example 'si hätt dä schniider' (she 

has got her days) 

drägg (noun, feminine) shit NOTE Usually used in 

conjunction with something else,as in "Schiessdrägg" 

(a variant of the German "Scheisse", i.e. shit) or in 

Bernese dialect "Bäredrägg" (bear shit), a normal 

occurrence in a town which has fed bears in a 

downtown pit for the last 900 years. 

e 

e chappe aahaa (sent.) be drunk NOTE lit. 'to wear a 

cap'.example:'häsch e chappe aa ?' (are you drunk ?) 

en {suurä} schtäi machä (expr.) to look 

unhappy,unfriendly NOTE lit. 'to make a sour stone' ( lit. 

german 'einen sauren Stein machen') 

ex ! (expr.) bottoms up ! (empty your glass in one go) 

NOTE there is also a verb 'exä' for this way of drinking 

f 

figg,figgä (noun,verb) fuck,to fuck 

FIGUGEGL (expr) abbrev for lit. 'fondue is good and 

gives you a good mood' NOTE the abbreviation itself hs 

become a 'standing expression' now. the full text is 

'fondue isch guät und git e guäti luunä' 

föhn,föhnä (noun,verb) army gun (noun) NOTE an 

expression quite widely used in the army 

föhn,föhnä (noun,verb) fart (noun) 

föhn,föhnä (noun,verb) to fart (verb) NOTE etym. 'Föhn' 

is the warm wind coming from south 

fuer (fem. noun) party NOTE (region Bern). 'fuer' (pron 

fu-er'), german 'fuder' normal meaning cn be 

translated as 'a load' example: 'wo isch ä fuer ?' 

(where is a party?) 

für d' füchs (expr) in vain,for nothing,with no use NOTE 

lit. 'for the foxes' .example: 'er hät die ganz arbet für d' 

füchs gmacht' (he did the entire work in vain) 

futz (masc. noun) † cunt NOTE same in german: fotze 

futzä-schläcker (noun) † a (small) dog NOTE lit. 'cuntlicker'.the 

handy small-size dog that is sitting on 

Ladies knees all day long. 

g 

giggerig (adj.) (sexually) hot,keen NOTE example: 'du 

masch mi giggerig' (you turn me on, you make me 

hot). same meaning as 'schpitz' 

goof (noun) kid,child NOTE often used with a 'negative 

touch' example: 'd goofe am hals haa' (lit. having the 

kids at your neck; having to care for the kids) 

gopfertami! (sent.) damned! NOTE etym. 'god-shalldamn-me'. 

used as a curse. very short version : 'tami !' 

gopfertori! (sent.) damned! NOTE etym. derived from 

'gopfertami'. 

gschmöcksch de töff? (expr) do you understand? do 

you see the problem? NOTE lit. 'do you smell the 

motorbike?' synonyms: 'gsehsch de pögg?' (do you 

see the puck) 'tschäggs es?'. If you dont, say: 'ich 

verschtoh nur bahnhof!' (lit. 'i understand only railway 

station!', it's all a mystery to me) 

gülle,güllne (verb) to drink alcohol NOTE 'gülle' (noun) is 

the liquid part of from farm animals excrements which 

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the farmer brings out to the fields (in german 

'Jauche'). Also the noun is sometimes used with the 

meaning of 'booze'. verb is more common 

(Basel/Zurich/Lucerne).example: 'geschter oobig 

simmer go güllne gsi' (yesterday eve we have been 

out drinking) 

gummi (masc.noun) condom NOTE synonym: 'pariser' 

guuge,güügele (fem. noun,verb) a bottle of beer 

(noun),to drink acohol (verb) NOTE example: 'er 

güügelet' (he is drinking 'around') the verb mæns 

drinking in a sense of 'drinking to be tipped'- always a 

little but never really drunk. the noun has also alot of 

other (different) meanings 

h 

hamburger (masc. noun) young soldier in his first 

service after the basic service NOTE a common army 

expression 

hödi (noun) the light motorcycles that teenies ride NOTE 

synon. 'töffli' etym. probably from the noise it makes. 

'hödi-buebe' or 'töffli-buebe' (hödi-boys) are the 

teenies in the black leather jackets 

höhlä (verb) to empty (a bottle) NOTE derived from adj. 

'hohl' (hollow). region Zurich 

huerä,nuttä (fem. nouns) † see above NOTE 'huerä' used 

as adj. in similar meaning like 'fucking' or 'damned'. 

example: 'huerä gueti schow!' (fuckin' good show!) 

huerä,nuttä (fem. nouns) prostitute,hooker 

i 

im fass haa (expr.) to understand, to know (by learning) 

NOTE lit. 'to have in the barrel'. example 'häsch s im 

fass?' (do you understand this?) 

kackeria (noun) toilet NOTE like pizzeria,cafeteria,... 

lämpä (noun, pl.) trouble,problems NOTE example: 

'wottsch lämpä haa?' (are you lookin for trouble?) 

k 

l 

lappä (masc.noun) 100, 100 Franc-bill NOTE etym 

'lappä' equals the german 'Lappen', a towel maybe 

used to clean the table or the floor examples: 'er hät uf 

de Autobahn zwee Läppe druff gha' (lit. he had on the 

highway 2 'lappä' (=200 km/h) 

lööli (noun) the sign for 'driving student' NOTE this sign is 

a white L on blue field 

lööli (noun) idiot NOTE example: 'bisch en lööli gsi!' (you 

have been an idiot!) 

p 

pfupf,pfupfä (noun,verb) a fuck,to fuck NOTE the 'normal' 

meaning of the noun is 'punch,power' examples: 'do 

isch käi pfupf drii!' (there is no punch inside!) 'er hät si 

pfupft' (he fucked her) see also rudelpfupf 

pizza (noun) the result of vomiting NOTE 'ä pizza leggä' 

(lit. 'to put a pizza') means to throw up 

r 

rüde,rüdä,rüdig (adv) very NOTE (pron with long ü) 

(region Lucerne only). etym. from german adj. 'räudig' 

which is an animals disease. example: 'rüde gross' 

(very big) 

rudelpfupf (masc. noun) † sex in a group NOTE etym. 

'rudel' means 'group' 

s 

s chalb machä (expr.) to joke NOTE lit. 'to make the 

calve'. example 'machsch s chalb?' (are you kidding?) 

schafseckel (noun) ‡ sheeps testicals NOTE usage du 

bisch en schafseckel meaning you are an asshole 

schällä (fem. noun,verb) † testicals,balls NOTE 

expression for a kind of bell (german 'Schelle') 

example: 'a dä schällä chratzä' (to scratch the balls) 

the verb means just 'to ring' 

schiffe (verb) to piss,to rain NOTE etym. probably from 

'schiff' (ship). example: 'ich mues go schiffe' (i have to 

go to piss) 

schiissi (fem. noun) † toilet NOTE etym. 'schiissä' (verb) 

(german 'scheissen') means to shit'. a rude expression 

for the toilet. 

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schlampae (fem. noun) † slut, bitch NOTE du bisch ae 

schlampae 

schnägg (noun) 5-Franc coin NOTE lit. ' snail'.example: 

'gimmer en schnägg!' (gimme 5 Fr !) 

schnägg (noun) † pussy,cunt NOTE see above 

schnore (noun,verb) mouth, to chat NOTE examples: 

(noun) ' heb d' schnore zue !' (shut up !) (lit. 'keep the 

mouth closed!') (verb) 'er schnoret die ganz ziit' (he's 

chatting all the time) 

schoggi-schtooss (noun) † an ass-fuck NOTE lit 

'chocolate-push' 

schpitz (adj) sexually hot NOTE related to german 

'spitzig' (examples: 'du maschsch mi schpitz' (you turn 

me on) 'ich bin schpitz' (i am hot). 

schtäi,schtutz (masc. nouns) money,cash NOTE lit. 

'schtäi' means 'stones'. used in pl. 

schtangä (fem. noun) glass of beer, normally 3 dl NOTE 

original meaning of 'schtangä' (german 'Stange')is 

'pole'. But that is not important here! to order 2 more: 

'no zwee schtangä bitte!' 

schtossä (verb) † to fuck NOTE lit. 'to push' (german 

'stossen') 

schtute (fem. noun) a pretty lady NOTE lit. '(female) 

horse' (german 'Stute') 

schtützlisex (noun) coin-sex-place NOTE its simple: for 3 

Francs/min you watch the striptease from your cabin 

trough a slot in the wall. etym: 'schtutz' (dimin. 

'schtützli') a one Franc-coin. example 'in schtützlisex 

goo' (to visit a coin-sex-place) 

schwudi,schwuppel,schwuchtlä (nouns) † gay NOTE 

derived from 'schwul' (gay). 

schyss (masc. noun) shit, excrement 

schyssdrägg shit, piece of shit NOTE cognate of German 

"Scheissdreck," used of a person: signifies someone 

held in low esteem. Note also "schyssdräggzüegli", 

essentially meaning a campfollower but in the special 

context of the Basler Fassnacht refering to people 

who march in the Fassnach parade without belonging 

to one of the official local clubs. 

schysse! (expletive) Shit! NOTE Exact cognate of 

German Scheisse 

seckel (noun) † testicals NOTE etym. connected with 

sack (bag) saeckli (small bag) usage (noun) du bisch 

en seckel (verb) ver-seckeln to betray, to cheat, to 

bullshit someone 

seich (masc. noun) piss NOTE usage (verb,noun): 

'seichen' to piss, to rain 'so en seich !' what a shit ! 

siech (masc. noun) type,guy (noun) NOTE (pron: 'siech').etym: 

original old meaning of 'siech' was 'sick'; 

linked to german 'Seuche' (disease) usage 'du bisch 

en sibesiech' ('sibe'=7) (you can more than others) 

'tumme siech !' (stupid asshole !) insulting in 

combination with various adj 

stink (masc. noun) shit NOTE excrement. not used as an 

expletive or insultingly. Frequenly used with children. 

"Hesch a Stink gmacht?" = "Did you make a mess?" 

süffel (noun) quick drinker, slammer NOTE 

examples:'bisch en süffel!' (you are a slammer !). 

there is a verb 'suufe' (german 'saufen') 

tschäggsch es? (expr) do you understand? you got it? 

NOTE etym. from english 'to check'.this expression is 

widely used in the urban Zurich region 

tschau Sepp! (expr.) a way how to play cards NOTE lit. 

'bye,Johnny!' 

tschugger (masc. noun) policeman,cop NOTE syn: 

'schmiär-lappä' .the epression for police is 

'tschuggerei' or 'd schmiär' . ('schmiäri' is the grease 

you use to lubricate machinery) 

tubel (noun) † a total ignorant, idiot NOTE etymology 

unknown. the word itself is probably very old 

t 

u 

uufgschtellt (adj.) 

open,optimistic,fresh,dynamic,interesting NOTE lit. 'putup' 

( lit. german 'auf-gestellt'). used to characterize a 

person .(very common region Zurich) 

uuf-riisse (trans. verb) to pick up somebody NOTE lit. 'to 

tear open'. noun 'uuf-riss' example 'bisch uf em 

uufriss?' (are you trying to pick up somebody) 'er hät 

eini uufgrisse' (he has picked up a girl) 

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w 

warme, der (masc. noun) homosexual NOTE 'warm' (adj) 

means the same in english 

wichser,wixer (noun) wanker NOTE wichsen,wixen (verb) 

to wank,to masturbate 

z 

zäigä wo dä Bartli dä moscht hollt (sent.) † to show you 

who is the boss-in-command NOTE lit. 'to show where 

Bartli goes to get the cider'. Bartli is a name (dimin. of 

Bartholomy ?).example: 'ich zäig der wo dä Bartli dä 

moscht hollt !' (i am the boss here!) 

The Alternative Tamil Dictionary 

j 

jamai (verb, ja-maai) enjoy, have fun NOTE Usually used 

in a congragulatory sense as in You've got a new job! 

"jamai"!! 

The Alternative Telugu Dictionary 

Chiluka beautiful girl NOTE two meanings: girl, parrot 

c 

denge bay † Fuck off NOTE Pretty commonly used 

phrase in all languages. "denge" means "fuck" and 

"bay" is slang and is equivalent to man 

d 

The Alternative TEST Dictionary 

#asd### [###ː] (###) ### EG ### ### EG ### ### NOTE 

### 

`ls` - 

a cinquena prova NOTE sisena prova 

a asdasd NOTE h dsaas dlkj hjdsk js jk sdsa dshja h dsa 

dsa dask dsaj ak sdah sadkjh asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh 

asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh sadkjh asdkjh asdkjh asd 

asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh asdkjh asd 

a vuitena prova (translation) 

a prova NOTE una altra prova 

a (adj.) tercera prova NOTE quarta prova 

a - NOTE setena prova(comment) 

A - 

å - 

a junk translation NOTE comment 

a-æ-ø-å ‡ xxx NOTE yyy 

aa - NOTE & & < > & < "haha" sdjkl 

aaa (dddd) ‡ bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb NOTE 

cccccccccccccccccccccccccc 

aaa ☺ bbb NOTE linje1 linje2 

aaaaaaa ☺ aaaa NOTE aaaaaaaaaaa 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb NOTE 

cccccccccccccccccccccccccc 

abc def NOTE This is on one line. 

abc "abc" ABC (ABC) ‡ aaaa NOTE bbbb 

abcde fghij NOTE This is on more than one line. 

a 

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æ - 

Ahora si que se jode el maricon! ‡ Now everything's 

really fucked up! NOTE Very common Cuban saying. 

Used only by men. 

aht - 

aht tr NOTE co 2 



asd - NOTE a "ss" d 

asd asdasd NOTE asdasdasd 

asd - 

asd - 

asd "fgh" NOTE jkl "JKL" 

asd - 

asd - 

asd - 

asdf (noun) kj NOTE Dette er en beskrivelse av ordet. 

'Ta din Asdf og gå' 

asdf asdf NOTE asdfasdf 

aXa - 

b 

baggern (verb) to approach members of the oppsite sex 

NOTE synonym: anbaggern 

bla ‡ nada NOTE nope 

bumskopp - 

cacatus (adj.) † shitty NOTE used in Catullus--"Anales 

Volusius, cacata carta"; related to English "caca" 

can (noun) restroom, room containing toilet(s) NOTE 

Very common nonstandard term. Usually refers to 

room, though it may refer to the toilet. 

chier to shit NOTE Can have two meanings. In the first 

"Va chier.", it has a connotation of "fuck you". 

However, when used as "Va donc chier.", it means 

"stop kidding me" 

cortarse con vidrio ingles to step in shit accidentally 

NOTE Common Cuban usage. Ex: Ayer me corte con 

vidrio ingles. Trans: Yesterday I stepped in shit 

accidentally. 

cr - 

c 

crosser † to masturbate NOTE Most commonly used as 

"Va t'crosser!", meaning literaly "Go masturbate 

yourself!" 

Cuando el mal es de cagar no valen guayabas verdes. 

If you gotta go, you gotta go. NOTE Cuban proverb. 

Refers to the fact that when you feel like shitting you 

better do it fast. 

d 

dagadt fat NOTE Adjective. Typical expression: 'dagadt 

disznó' or far pig. Not a flattering expression! 

Dattel a gay 

De acuerdo como come el mulo caga el culo. You are 

what you eat. NOTE Cuban proverb. Translated literally 

it says: As the mule eats that's the way he shits. 

dégosser † to run away NOTE Literal translation: "to cut 

the testicles off". English equivalent would be "to take 

off". 

DETTE ER EN TEST! test 

diakritische Zeichen ** NOTE 

ÄÖÜäöüÇéâàåçêëèïîìÅÉæÆôòûùÿ¢ 

dummschwallen to talk nonsense 

e 

embolsarse to shit in one's pants NOTE Common 

Spanish slang. Ex: No me gusta embolsarme. Trans: I 

don't like to shit in my pants. 

fg ‡ fffgggg NOTE ads dsa ads sadkj 

finger fuck (compound verb, transitive) ‡ to stick one's 

finger into a vagina or a rectum. NOTE May be used 

humorously to refer to an anal digital examination: 

"John likes getting finger fucked by his physician." 

fonnix (noun) - NOTE fonnicks (to phonics) 

fuck (verb, transitive) ‡ - NOTE Used in the imperative, 

the verb indicates that the speaker wants nothing to 

do with the direct objec: 'Fuck this exam!' 'Fuck this 

shit! Here 'shit' refers to anything that is disliked. 

fucké fucked NOTE An adpatation of the English 

"fucked", it does not have as strong a negative 

connotation in French-Canadian. 

f 

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graine † penis (the equivalent of "cock") NOTE Is the 

French word for "seed". Can be used in such 

expressions as "Tete ma graine!" (suck my cock). 

g 

h 

ha haha NOTE dette er en test! /()&? 

hestkuk horsedick NOTE sex with horse 

johnэжхąłżæøå (noun) restroom, room containing 

toilet(s) NOTE Very common nonstandard term. Used 

about as much as 'can.' 

j 

k 

Klammeraffe, der the at-sign (@) 

Le roncan los cojones! ‡ You're fuckin' A! You bet your 

ass! NOTE Very common Cuban exclamation. 

levantar un cadaver to pick up a broad (as in a bar, or 

at a party) NOTE Cuban slang. Ex: Pedro fue a una 

fiesta y levanto un cadaver. Translation: Pete went to 

a party and picked up a broad. 

lg - 

lg - 

lóvé money, dough NOTE Non-count noun. Originally 

used by gypsies. Tele van lóvéval means he's loaded 

with dough. Also used as 'lovetta'. 

l 

m 

make love to me test love 

mantener la bandera en alto to keep a hard-on, to 

maintain an erection NOTE Cuban slang. Ex: Yo puedo 

mantener la bandera en alto por tres horas. Trans: I 

can keep a hard-on for three hours. 

morue † whore 

morue † whore 

n 

No eres puta de las putas qye lo dan por aficion,por 

tener entre las putas de puta reputacion;eres tan puta 

y putisima, tan putisima y ramera, que en el vientre de 

tu madre te pusiste de manera que te templara tu 

padre, grandisima punetera. † You're not a whore like 

the ones who do it for fun,you' so whory but so terribly 

whory that in the womb of your mother you placed 

yourself in such a manner as to get fucked by your 

father, you fuckin' NOTE Cuban insult to curse out a 

whore. The translation into English hardly does it 

justice. 

Nudlaug (neutr. noun) jerk, fool NOTE Originates from 

Vienna, but became popular in the whole of Austria. 

Literal translation: noodle-eye. 

Nudlaug (neutr. noun) fiancé of Edmund Sackbauer's 

daughter NOTE Real name: Franzi 

o 

ø - 

Ø - 

oblyadomudevshaya pizdoproushina (fem. expr.) ‡ No 

translation NOTE (see also trimandoblyadskiy 

pizdoproyob). Can be used between friends when 

talking about smth. or smb.of feminine gender. Lit. 

(approx): an entrance to the vagina of a bitch tired of 

dicks. 

ord oversettelse NOTE Dette er en kommentar. asd asd 

asd 

ord oversettelse NOTE cc 

p 

Papnase чмц ~ шиьхявсшчмц [asdæøå] (123чмц) ☺ 

jerk, "Dick", asshole чмц чмц чмц ETYM чмц чмц чмц 

NOTE Literal: paper-mache nose Used amongst friends 

in sarcastic, teasing manner (Usage: "Wie geht's, 

Papnase?!" -- "What's up, "Dick"?!) 

paren{tes}t (test) tr NOTE co 

paren{tes}t (test) tr NOTE co 

pinguo heavy-hung, well-endowed NOTE Cuban usage; 

Ex: Pedro es pinguo. Pete is heavy-hung. 

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pogner la chienne to be scared NOTE Literal translation: 

"to grab the bitch" 

ponerle un cartucho en la cabeza de una mujer to put a 

flag over a woman's face and fuck for old glory NOTE 

Cuban usage; Ex: Maria es tan fea que hay que 

ponerle un cartucho en la cabeza. Translation: Mary is 

so ugly that you have to put a flag over her face and 

fuck for old glory. 

pungo (noun) † arse NOTE slang equivalent to 'postajô' 

qq ‡ wer NOTE ciao venitemi a trovare!! fghfgh ghjghj 

qq ‡ wer NOTE ciao venitemi a trovare!! fghfgh ghjghj 

queres que te chup (frase) NOTE sounds like "do you 

want ketchup" means also "do you want a blow job" 

qwe ewq NOTE qweqweqwe ewqewqewq 

qwe2 ewq NOTE qweqweqwe ewqewqewq 

q 

r 

rönka masturbate NOTE Prövar om de 

här prickarna finns: ö ä å 

rascabuchear to goose; to feel up; NOTE Cuban verb. 

Example: A Pedro le gusta rascabuchear las mujeres 

en las fiestas.Translation: Pete likes to goose women 

at parties. 

recchione † a gay man NOTE Mostly used in southern 

Italy 

s 

salirse las plumas (un maricon) to come out of the 

closet (a queer) NOTE Cuban usage. Ex: A Pedro le 

salieron las plumas el otro dia. Translation: Pete came 

out of the closet the other day. 

sapé an idiot, a fool NOTE More commonly used by the 

French in Eastern Ontario. "Maudit sapé" would be 

"damned fool" 

Schmarrn bullshit NOTE Very common in the Bavarian 

area 

ser un central azucarero que solo muele bagazo ‡ to 

fuck with any guy who comes along NOTE Cuban 

usage. Ex: Maria es un central azucarero que solo 

muele bagazo. Translation: Mary fucks for any guy 

who comes along. or, Mary fucks like a bunny for 

anyone. 

ser un jodedor de carajo † to be a big assman; to be a 

cocksman; to fuck a lot; NOTE Cuban usage. Ex: Pedro 

es un jodedor de carajo. Translation: Pete is a real big 

assman. 

t 

t13 - 

t5 - 

t6 - 

t6 - 

t7 - 

t8 - 

t9 - 

tapette homosexual NOTE Would be equivalent to "fag" 

telletest a NOTE b 

telletest 2 - 

tener callos en la mano ‡ to have calloused hands from 

jerking off a lot NOTE Cuban usage. Ex: Pedro tiene 

callos en la mano. Translation: Pete's hands are 

calloused from jerking off so much. 

tener el bollo como un caimito ‡ to have a soft ripe 

pussy NOTE Cuban usage; Ex: Maria tiene el bollo 

como un caimito. Translation: Mary has a soft ripe 

pussy. In Cuba, the word "bollo" is the word for pussy. 

A "caimito" is a kind of tropical fruit known in English 

as the "star apple." 

test (bui) ☺ fvdfvd NOTE fvdsfvsfvdfvd 

test - 

test trans NOTE comment comment comment 

test test NOTE aaa 

Test asd NOTE asdc 

testa - 

trou d'cul † asshole NOTE Is used to designate either the 

organ itself or as an insult to someone. 

v 

várklubos maca a girl who is often in Várklub (a 

discothek in Budapest/Hungary) NOTE This is a kind of 

girl which you can easily fuck. 

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w 

word (grammar) translation NOTE this is how it's used 

y 

ya muthafucka sdijsoidj NOTE wdasdcasd 

The Alternative Thai Dictionary 

g 

caused some big problems in restaurants and similar 

places. 

gengri potatocurry NOTE in thailand they pronounce r´s 

like l´s in some parts of the country. But if you say 

gengli instead of gengri it means whore. This has 

I hayer Son of a bitch 

i 

The Alternative Tibetan Dictionary 

p 

sa{low} nyen{neutral} 

phai.sha.za.mkhan. {noun phrase} ‡ eater of father's 

flesh NOTE A strong insult in Tibetan. Transliteration 

given above is standard for written Tibetan. 

Pronounced in Central dialects, phee{high} sha{high} 

The Alternative Turkish Dictionary 

a 

abaza (noun) one not having sexual intercourse for a 

longtime NOTE naturally 'abazan ' from gypsy 

language.Mostly used as "abaza kalmak" meaning 

"keep on being ...". 

am (noun) ‡ vagina. NOTE Most common word used to 

signify vagina. Pronounced ahm. 

amcık † you cunt NOTE [amdZu-k] 

ananI sikeyim ‡ i fuck your mother NOTE Dont use it! 

Ananin ami † Your mom's cunt NOTE It is often used to 

express disblief or discontent 

b 

bok (noun) † shit NOTE Can be used to describe pretty 

much anything with a negative connotation. 

c 

çavuş (noun) † penis. NOTE Literally sergeant. 

Pronounced as chavoush. Can be used anywhere the 

word penis is used. 

do"nme † Male undergone sex change operation, 

transsexual. NOTE Pronounced doenmeh. Also 

referring to any person who changes their minds on 

an important issue. 

es,ekog^lues,s,ek † son of a donkey NOTE the 'g' isnt 

pronounced 

d 

e 

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fahis,e ‡ whore, prostitutes also NOTE stronger version 

of orospu 

f 

g 

genelev bordell NOTE Aids-Gefahr 

go"tu"nu" sikeyim ‡ I fuck your rear NOTE 'o' and 'u' are 

pronounced like the german 'ue' and 'oe' 

h 

hayvan (noun) ☺ animal NOTE used as in 

ibne (noun. male) gay, homosexual male NOTE Use 

especially in soccer games to insult referee (ibne 

hakem: [literally] gay referee) 

jokey (noun) Person carrying drugs without knowing it. 

A courrier. 

i 

j 

k 

kerhane {or karhane} (noun) † Brothel. NOTE 

Pronounced care-hah-nay. Etymology, 

profit/production house in Persian. In modern Persian, 

factory. 

labunya (noun) ‡ Passive homosexual male. NOTE 

Pronounced labounyah. 

l 

m 

mu"tayit † Pimp. NOTE Pronounced mu(umlah)tah-hit. 

Literally means contractor. 

n 

nallI Fatma (noun) † Allusion to donkeys used for 

sexual intercourse. NOTE Fatma is a common female 

name. NallI means hoofed. Sexual intercourse with 

animals, especially donkeys, is not uncommon in rural 

areas. 

o 

orospu (noun, female) † bitch 

orospu çocuğu ‡ son of a bitch 

ortabacak (noun) † penis. NOTE Literally middle leg. 

Pronounced as orthabachak. Can be used anywhere 

the word penis is used. 

Otuzbir cekmek To masturbate NOTE Literally it means: 

to pull 31 times 

pezevenk (noun) † pimp 

pic (noun, pronounced: pitch) † son of a bitch 

pust (noun) ‡ 1. Pimp. 2. Passive homosexual male. 

NOTE Pronounced pushed. Mostly used as a direct 

insult. 

p 

r 

ront (noun) Voyeurism. Watching a naked person. NOTE 

After German physicist Ro 

s 

saksafon blowjob NOTE literal translation; saxophone 

sik (noun) ‡ penis. NOTE Common word used to signify 

penis. Pronounced sick. 

sikmek (verb) ‡ to fuck. NOTE Most common word used 

to signify intercourse. Pronounced sikh-mac. 

siktir git † fuck off NOTE greeks use the similar 

word,taken from turkish 

t 

tas,ak (noun) † 1. Testicle. 2. ~ gecmek: Act of 

slacking, wasting time. NOTE Pronounced tashack. 

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uskumru (noun) † Jigolo. NOTE Literally a kind of fish. 

Etymology: from skombris, Greek. 

u 

v 

vurmak (verb) † 1. To hit. 2. To get engaged in sexual 

intercourse as the active party. NOTE Pronounced 

vourmakh. 

yarak kafa (noun. male) † dick head NOTE Is any 

comment really needed here? 

yarak kafa (noun. male) † dick head NOTE Is any 

comment really needed here? 

zonta (noun) Unrefined, rude, ill-mannered person. 

NOTE Pronounced zontah. A newly emerging cultural 

phenomenon and subject of great debate. 

y 

z 

The Alternative Ukrainian Dictionary 

гівно ~ hivno (noun) ‡ shit, crap NOTE eg 'kupa hivna' 

(pile of shit) The accent is on the last syllable. 

ґ 

д 

дєрмо ~ d'ermo (noun) ‡ shit NOTE This always refers to 

the smelly product of defecation. 'd'ermo' is probably 

the worst grade of shit, along with 'srach'. 'hivno' is a 

little less strong. 'kaka' is milder yet, suitable even for 

small children. 

дупа ~ dupa (noun) † butt, rear-end; anus NOTE 

(dialectal) See "zhopa", "sraka". 

ж 

жлоб ~ žlob (noun) bumpkin, hick, boor 

жопа ~ zhopa (noun) † butt, ass, asshole 

жопка ~ zhopka (noun) little butt NOTE Affectionate 

diminutive of 'zhopa'. 'Tvoja zhopka meni 

podobajet'c'a' (I like your cute little butt). 

засраний ~ zasranyj (adjective) † shitty, shit on, 

covered with shit 

з 

к 

кака ~ kaka (noun) † crap, doodoo NOTE The firt syllable 

is accented. 

какати ~ kakaty (verb) † to take a dump, defecate NOTE 

The first syllable is accented. 

кацап ~ kacap (noun) ‡ Russian NOTE Derived from 

'cap' (billy goat). A stereotypical 'kacap' has a goatee 

beard, but the term is used derogatively for any 

Russian. Accent is on 'cap'. 

н 

на хуй ~ na khuj (phrase) ‡ on a cock, fucked NOTE 

Typical usage is 'idy na khuj!' (get fucked!), literally (go 

on a cock). 'na khuj' is a two syllable phrase with the 

accent on 'na'. For example 'na khuj ja pracuju?' (why 

the fuck am I working?) 

о 

обiсцяний ~ obisc'anyj (adj.) † soaked in piss NOTE 

Derived from "ob" (surrounded by) + "sc'aty" (to piss) 

обкаканий ~ obkákanyj (adj.) † covered with shit, 

crappy NOTE Accent is on the first 'ka'. 

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п 

пізда ~ pizda (noun) ‡ cunt, pussy, vagina NOTE Accent 

is on 'da'. 

пісся ~ pissia (noun) † piss, urine NOTE Accent is on 'pi' 

подонок ~ podonok (noun) † jerk NOTE Accent is on 

'do'. 

с 

сісі ~ sisi (plural noun) † tits NOTE Accent is almost 

equal on both syllables, possible a little stronger on 

the first 'si' 

сосати ~ sosaty (verb) † to suck (pussy or cock) NOTE 

eg 'sosy mene' (suck my dick) 

срака ~ sraka (noun) ‡ asshole NOTE See 'dupa' and 

'zhopa'. 

сракати ~ srakaty (verb) † to shit NOTE Accent is on the 

first syllable 

срати ~ sraty (v.i., I) † to shit NOTE conj: (seru, seresh, 

...) 

сука ~ suka (n.) † bitch NOTE (lit.) a female dog. Can be 

used as an epithet as in English. 

т 

трахати ~ trakhkaty (verb) † to bang, to fuck NOTE From 

'trakh!' (bang!) 

тфу ~ tfu (interjection) ptui (the sound of spitting) NOTE 

Repeated three times in a row while looking over the 

left shoulder as an incantation to ward off the Devil, 

'tfu tfu tfu'. Usage similar to English (knock on wood), 

as in 'ja skinchu bez pomilok, tfu tfu tfu' (I won't make 

any mistakes, knock on wood). 

узни мене ~ uzny mene (phrase) ‡ kiss my asshole 

NOTE Regional hutsul expression. Hutsuls are 

Carpathian Ukrainians. 

у 

ф 

холера ~ kholera (noun used as interjection) † cholera, 

a usually-fatal disease NOTE Used superstitiously to 

mean bad luck or damnation. 

хуй ~ khuj (noun) ‡ cock, dick, penis 

ч 

член ~ člen (noun) member, penis 

чорт ~ chort (noun) the Devil, the Evil One, NOTE Used 

alone as an interjection like 'hell' or 'damn' in English. 

Often combined with 'bery' (take) to mean the Devil 

take it, you, etc.., as in 'chort tebe bery' (the Devil take 

you!), or with 'znaje' (knows) as in 'chort znaje' (only 

the Devil knows). Also combined with 'do' (to) as in 'do 

chorta' (to the Devil), equivalent to (Damn you!). 

Derived from 'chornyj' (black). 

ш 

шлюха ~ shl'ukha (noun) † slut, woman easy to fuck 

NOTE Accent is on the first syllable/ 

шлях трафуть ~ shl'akh trafyt' (phrase) ‡ may Fate 

strike it, God damn it NOTE This is something you wish 

on your worst enemy. It is said only in great anger. 

The last 't' is pronounced soft, like the 't' in (feature) or 

(astute) 

штуркати ~ šturkaty (verb) † to poke, to fuck NOTE This 

is a euphemism for fucking. It literally means to poke. 

ю 

юб твою мать ~ jub tvoju mat' (imperative phrase) fuck 

your mother, motherfuck NOTE The 't' followed by an 

apostrophe is pronounced soft, like the 't' in English 

'feature' or the first 't' in 'astute'. 

юбати ~ jubaty (verb) ‡ to fuck NOTE Sometimes 

pronounced 'jobaty'. The pronounciation is not 

standardized since this word doesn't appear in 

dictionaries. 

The Alternative Urdu Dictionary 

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k 

kabiel gondhu (com. adjective) † literally, Big Faggot 

NOTE ke saya kabiel gondhu (Hello there big faggot) 

The Alternative Uzbek Dictionary 

d 

k 

djalyab ‡ bitch 

kutagimny ye ‡ suck my cock NOTE Be very careful with. 

kutingga skey † fuck your ass 

The Alternative Vietnamese Dictionary 

q 

qua (pronoun) I NOTE commonly used between friends 

to refer to onself. Pronounced as [ kwa ] . 

xi.n (adjective) cool, as in good, nice, durable 

(commodities) NOTE Appeared after the Vie^.t-Nam 

war (1975) to comment on good quality of goods. 

Pronounced just like English [ see.n ] . 

x 

The Alternative Welsh Dictionary 

b 

bwchio (verb) to fuck / to knob / to shaft NOTE Ydy hi'n 

wir fod Seimon yn bwchio Dafydd? Is it true that 

Simon is shafting David? 

c 

coc oen (compound noun) lit. lamb's cock, meaning 

asshole or idiot NOTE Usually aimed at men, especially 

ones who don't realise that they are 'coc oen'. 

Example: 'Iesu, mae o'n rel coc oen' = 'Jesus! he's a 

right idiot' 

The Alternative Yapese Dictionary 

b 

d 

bun' † pubic hair (n.) NOTE Easily mispronounced as 

buun' ("Body odor"). 

daliif (n.) penis 

duun' to defecate (v.i.) 

c 

f 

chigliyaey † ass (n.) NOTE chigliyaey = his/her/its ass; 

chigliyaeg = my ass. chigliyaem = your ass. 

fii' to urinate (v.i.) 

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k 

keruw ☺ foreskin (n.) NOTE "Dari ea keruw" ("You have 

no foreskin") is considered a serious insult among 

Yapese males. Foreigners may hear this frequently, 

especially from children. 

laanmit ea thuuth nipple (n.) NOTE Literally, "eye of the 

breast." 

l 

m 

makakaey ‡ horny (adj.) NOTE Fan raa' kea call nigeem 

ya kea makakaey. ("Maybe he called you because he 

was horny.") 

mea' to fuck (v.i.) NOTE Gu bea laam naag nib mangil ni 

ngad mea' gow ("I think it's good if we two (inclusive of 

listener) fuck right now."). 

muchgubil † "woman who goes around from house to 

house," whore (n.) NOTE Tefaen ea muchgubil refers 

to a whorehouse or massage parlor, especially in 

Guam. 

q 

qathean ‡ clitoris (v.) NOTE Also, the name for a small 

fish. Ku gu waen nga fitaaq' fowngaan. ("I went fishing 

last night.") Mang ea kam koel? ("What did you 

catch?"). Qathean. 

siirsiir to masturbate (v.i.) 

s 

t 

tataay † vagina (n.) NOTE Rhymes with babaay 

("papaya"). A constant source of word play among 

Yapese males - e.g., "Ga baqadag bineem ea 

babaay?" ("Do you like that papaya/[pussy] over 

there?"). Or, "Senaa' ba boech ea babaay u Queen 

Bee." ("It's probable that there is a lot of 

papaya/[pussy] at the Queen Bee bar & restaurant.") 

thuuth breast (n.) 

tuu' † erect (adj.) NOTE Ku gu tuu': "I have an erection." 

The Alternative Yiddish Dictionary 

d 

o 

dreck (noun) shit, filth 

k 

kurva, kurve (fem.noun) † whore, hooker, prostitute 

NOTE self explanatory 

Kush meer in toches † Kiss my ass NOTE Basically 

telling someone to get lost, but in a humerous yet 

slightly rude way 

kush meer in tokhes † kiss my ass NOTE Basically telling 

someone to get lost, but in a humerous yet slightly 

rude way 

oy, oy vey, oy vey ismier (interjection) ‡ anything you 

want, generally expressing a negative emotion NOTE 

Can express anything from tiredness to sadness to 

martyrdom to anger to annoyance and so on. Listed 

as very strong, but it's all contextual (the stronger the 

emotion, though, the more appropriate one of the 

longer forms is). "Oy, it's so hot outside." "Oy vey, 

three tests this week! What will I do?" "Your mother? 

Cancer? Oy vey ismier. I'm so sorry." 

p 

plotz (verb) fall down dead right now NOTE Usage: "oy, 

after all that shopping I'm about to plotz" Or "Ham and 

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cheese sandwiches? If your grandfather weren't 

already dead, he'd plotz." Also see shikse for usage. 

putz (noun) dick, penis NOTE As in, "He's such a putz" or 

"I bet his putz is softer than a boiled carrot". It may be 

familiar from American slang. 

s 

schmegma † vaginal discharge NOTE Generally used as 

a noun meaning unpleasant vaginal secretions. I'm 

not sure of other uses. 

shikker (adj.) drunk NOTE Common word for being 

drunk, though not in a positive, happy sense. A trait 

often associated with Gentiles. 

shikse (noun) a ditzy, generally busty, female NOTE 

Pronounciation is closer to SHIK-suh. This is the kind 

of word grandmothers use to describe the blonde boytoys 

that their teenage grandsons want to date. 

Generally insulting to a woman's mental abilities. As 

in, "You're dating ***HER***?? That shikse?? You 

want I should plotz?" 

shlemazle (noun) unlucky oaf. NOTE The sort of person 

who has soup spilled upon him by somebody else. 

(see schlemiel) 

shlemiel (noun) clumsy oaf. Klutz. NOTE The sort of 

person who, when at a fancy restaurant, invariably 

spills his soup. 

shmuck (noun) † asshole NOTE Shut up shmuck 

shtup (verb) † fuck, bang 

t 

tokhes (m. noun) ass, bottom 

tukhes oyfn tisch † "let's get down to brass tacks", "let's 

cut the crap" NOTE This literally means "ass on the 

table". It's not as offensive as it may sound, but it's 

mostly used among members of the same sex. 

v 

vashnukad drunk; FUBAR; shit faced NOTE It is good to 

be Vashnukad! 

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