My 2.9 inch micropenis makes me even BETTER in bed – I’m delighted there’s a new dating site for men like me
A HEREFORD man who happily admits to having a tiny todger is welcoming a new dating agency for men with small willies – as long as it isn’t used as a "comedy tool".
Michael Harris, 31, a scaffolder, claims his manhood – which measures 2.9 inches – is like a "Jedi warrior".
This week, the first-ever dating agency for men with small willies was launched, called ‘Dinky One.’ Already it has 27,762 members - with the agency aiming to ‘normalise’ tiny todgers as it claims many women actually PREFER a small willy. Only men with less that 5.5 inches can apply.
Here Diana Appleyard talks to two men with smaller manhoods who both think it’s a great idea – as long as no-one takes the mick….
'I've never had a bad review - quite the opposite'
Michael Harris is 31 and works as a scaffolder. The army veteran currently lives in New Zealand and is originally from Hereford. Michael says...
If this makes both men and women more comfortable about dating then I am all for it! There are many women who would actually prefer to date men with smaller willies, because a lot of men – like me – are much better in bed because we are more thoughtful and inventive.
My only concern about the website is that it could be used for trolling guys with small willies, and making fun of them. I would be very aware that it could be used as a comedy tool, so to speak.
I don’t think that women are all that concerned about the size of your manhood. I’ve never had a bad review – in fact quite the opposite! Guys need to be more aware that sex is far more than just slamming it in and going for gold.
I am basically like a Jedi warrior with my skills and that’s even before I begin the actual intercourse!
In general men are far too ‘hung up’ about their body parts. There’s nothing you can do about it. Growing up, I used to worry about my penis size, but once I started dating girls in my late teens I realised I had absolutely nothing to worry about. I am living proof that sex is all about technique, not size.
I’ve never had a girl say, "Oh, that’s a small one." But being in the army, I used to get loads of banter about the size of my willy. Friends used to say, "Oi, mate, I’ve got something stuck in my teeth, can I use your willy?" Or I would get called "the micro penis guy."
But I am a big, fit guy, and nothing really intimidates me. To be blunt, once the willy is erect it doesn’t make much difference and anyway penetration is only the finale of sex.
So many men worry about the actual size of their penis, and it’s so pointless. I would never consider having a penis enlargement operation – what if something went wrong?
I’ve never had a problem getting an erection, and in fact I have one mate who has a massive willy, and that’s much more of an issue – women can find that very uncomfortable and it puts them off.
Porn puts lots of pressure on men, and most men in porn films have enormous d***s. But that isn’t natural, and men should not compare themselves to those guys.
What is a micropenis?
In adults, the condition refers to any penis smaller than 2.8 inches in length.
In infants, a micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.
This is considered significantly smaller than a “normal” male newborn’s penis, which is between 1.1 and 1.6 inches in length when stretched gently.
'I didn't have sex until I was 21 - I was too embarrassed'
Fifty-three-year-old Ant Smith is an author who lives in Barking, East London. He’s married to Christine, 49, a sound recordist. Ant says...
A small penis dating site – why not? Dating agencies have become key in the modern world, and I think this is very much a positive step forward.
The one thing that corrupts relationships is secrecy and game playing. The more upfront folks are about themselves, the better.
Sure, some women care about size – but there are an equal number of women who actually prefer men with small penises as they are often better in bed. A large penis can be very uncomfortable.
What women really like are men who are open and honest, so they may well feel they are MORE likely to find a nice, kind guy on this new dating site.
I mean, if they are happy to admit they have a small willy, then they are more likely to be open and honest about everything else.
That matters a lot more than anatomy.
I’m happily married and I can easily laugh about all the fuss made about penis size, now. My wife has never complained.
But growing up it was a different matter. The size of my penis (about 3 inches) was a considerable embarrassment to me. I used to look at everyone in school, and worry that I seemed so much smaller than them.
When I was getting changed for games, I used to hide. Other boys used to tease me, and call me "micro d***". When you’re a teenager, you don’t want to be different in any way, and the size of your penis is – quite wrongly – supposed to represent how much of a ‘man’ you are.
As a result of my embarrassment, I didn’t have sex with a woman until I was 21. I honestly thought that they would laugh when they saw my penis. Thankfully they didn’t – but I had a couple of dreadful experiences when the condom slipped off my willy as it was too small to keep it on.
I spent probably 30 years worrying about the size of my penis. The thing that cured me was my wife – she’s a lovely, intelligent woman and she made me realise that loving sex has nothing to do with penis size. It doesn’t affect your technique, or the person that you are.
As a young man I suffered so many anxieties, and I now realise so many of them could be traced back to my penis size. If anyone on TV ever made a joke about tiny willies, I would die inside.
This is one of the reasons why, in my spare time, I became a performance poet and wrote a book about small willies*. I realised that someone had to bring this issue out into the open, and allow us men to laugh about our hang-ups and be open about such a ‘taboo’ and supposedly shameful subject.
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My main aim is to make other men feel OK about themselves. Now I tackle the subject with humour, but I know from my own experience just how serious an issue it can be. So many men beat themselves up about their penis size, and it affects their relationships with women.
So I think that the ‘Dinky One’ dating website is a great idea as it should promote openness and honesty.
Ant's book can be found here.