32) Shooting
NICOLAS TUCAT//Getty Images Quality marksmanship, executed purely for sport, is impressive. But here in America, we'd welcome the idea of going a day without having to think about a gun.
31) Weightlifting
VINCENZO PINTO//Getty Images I respect the gains. I really do. But I can't bring myself to turn on NBC and watch the very thing I actively avoid seeing—Random Acts of Swoleness—at my local Planet Fitness.
30) Decathlon
Harry How//Getty Images See the next item. Add more events. These poor. poor people.
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29) Triathalon
Josef Salomon//Getty Images There are some Olympic events that are painful to watch, simply because its competitors look like they're in pain. And the triathlon is an hours-long display of heat exhaustion and the disintegration of human will.
28) Handball
BSR Agency//Getty Images Can someone explain handball to me?
27) Rowing
Naomi Baker//Getty Images Row, row, row your boat. gently down the stream, merrily merrily, merrily, merrily, I'm a little bored.
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26) Softball/Baseball
Yuichi Masuda//Getty Images Until a league like the MLB approves an extended All-Star break so guys like Shohei Ohtani and Fernando Tatis, Jr. can join in on the fun, it'll be hard to justify airplay for our great pastime.
25) Archery
Justin Setterfield//Getty Images Archery had its moment when The Hunger Games debuted during the same year as the London Olympics. That moment is over.
24) Cycling
Ben Hoskins//Getty Images Maybe I still have a bad taste in my mouth from the lady who single-handedly ruined the Tour de France, or maybe it's that I find any random Peloton instructor more interesting than the stars of the sport, but I can't bring myself to get hyped for cycling this year.
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23) BMX
Tim de Waele//Getty Images Same two-wheeled aversion goes here, but with bonus points for those Sick Jumps™.
22) Field Hockey
Maja Hitij//Getty Images In spirit, field hockey is a little bit like lacrosse—it's the random sport you tried in your freshman year of high school and quit a few weeks later. It looks cool! Just maybe not something you'll stick with.
21) Golf
Sam Greenwood//Getty Images Even though we're excited to see pros like our man Rory McIlroy take to the links, we've been watching the best golfers in the world compete all summer in the PGA Tour—so the Olympics don't feel quite as special.
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20) Rugby
Mondadori Portfolio//Getty Images Rugby is the best Olympic sport that you definitely don't understand. They scored? They scored! Has anyone ever secretly hoped that an NFL guy like Saquon Barkley or Aaron Rodgers would guest-star on the U.S. team?
19) Martial Arts
PASCAL POCHARD-CASABIANCA//Getty Images Wrestling, taekwondo, judo, boxing! What can I say? We love a good fight.
18) Basketball
Christian Petersen//Getty Images Olympic basketball, at least from an American perspective, has been going downhill for years now. The good ol' red-white-and-blue can hardly field a team this year. Still, hoops is always a fun watch, and it'd be rich to see an underdog like the Czech Republic upset the field.
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17) Surfing
Ryan Pierse//Getty Images Even if we understand how scoring in surfing works less than we do in gymnastics, it's still a thrill to watch mortals battle the elements for our enjoyment.
16) Soccer
Koki Nagahama//Getty Images The Olympics will always play second fiddle to the World Cup, as far as global soccer showdowns go. But we'll never turn down an opportunity to see the U.S. Women's National Team get together again.
15) Sailing
Atsushi Tomura//Getty Images It's refreshing to know that there's a pastime as humble as sailing that counts as an Olympic sport. Ernest Hemingway could've been an Olympian, for god's sake!
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14) Tennis
Maja Hitij//Getty Images Tennis also falls into the we-see-it-enough-during the year camp, but has an edge since we'll see all-timers like Novak Djokovic and Naomi Osaka play. We're bummed that Coco Gauff had to drop out due to a positive COVID test, though.
13) Diving
Dylan Buell//Getty Images Diving is about as terrifying as an Olympic sport gets, which makes it the sport you'll most likely sit down and watch for three hours if your roommate happens to have it on.
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