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Which nonpolitician do you think would make a good president, and why? Bill Moyers from PBS, because he takes on many different issues from many walks of life and he seems very intelligent. — Sue Johnson Manager, Burlington Farmers' Market Hinesburg

HONORING WINN Thank you to Seven Days and Susan Green for the beautiful article on Ginny Winn ["Losing Winn," June 5]. Ginny never missed an opportunity to educate and often deliciously skewered policy-makers who could make things easier for the poor, but chose not to. She was particularly critical of the greedy U.S. war machine which gobbles up tax dollars and creates the impression that only crumbs are left for the poor. Not so, Ginny would say. There's always enough money. What's at issue here is who gets to say how it's spent — whether it's representatives of the armed services and the military contractors or folks who need stable living-wage jobs, housing, food, transportation, child care, education and health care. Right now in the U.S. Senate there's a dramatic struggle which hasn't gotten much press though Ginny was passionately aware of it — reauthorization of the 1996 federal welfare reform legislation. One of the particularly damaging provisions of the federal bill is the five-year lifetime limit on welfare benefits per family no matter what the circumstances.

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Billy-Bob Thornton, but only in his role in Sling Blade — it's a rhetorical style sorely missing in American politics. — Randall Dipps Frozen Food Engineer Colchester

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The Vermont experience with welfare reform showed that since poverty has no time limit, low-income parents often need the ongoing support of benefits while they are working because they can't earn enough to meet their basic needs. If employers don't pay enough, should families be penalized? I'm hoping our own Senator Jeffords will work in the Senate to honor Ginny Winn's memory and support eliminating the five-year lifetime limit on benefits. — Sally Y. Conrad Burlington TAKING TRUTH FOR A RIDE I was recently featured in your fine paper as "Matty" by... "Jernigan Pontiac" [Hackie, May 29]. Well, Mr. Pontiac has pissed me off. In his article, he describes where I live and where I work — which happen to be two high-profile businesses in this town. The upshot of that being I have had people calling me and stopping in to ask about my write-up, and I have even had people coming up to me to tell me to complain about how truly bad the "Hackie" piece was. Every quote in the piece is either a right-out lie, or very

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Snelling Considers Leaving GOP First it was U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords rocking the political world a year ago with his departure from the increasingly far-right-wing Republican Party. Now Seven Days has learned another prominent Vermont Republican is considering doing likewise. When asked this week if she would stand for reelection as a Republican, Chittenden County State Sen. Diane Snelling told us she is "reviewing many options." She said there were a lot of times this past session "when I wasn't as comfortable as I wanted to be in the [Senate] Republican caucus." Consider that her father, the late Richard Snelling, is the only Republican to hold the governors office since 1972. And consider that her mother, Barbara Snelling, served as a Republican lieutenant governor and came back from a stroke to serve as a senator. Given that, a party switch to Democrat by Princess Di would be equivalent to a member of the British royal family joining the Irish Republican Army. But her options also include pulling a Jeezum Jim and becoming an Independent. Princess Di told us she is, in reality, "kind of independent-ish." If anyone could pull off a victory in November as an Independent, it would be someone whose last name has been on a Chittenden County ballot since the 1960s. Especially a name that in Vermont political circles is synonymous with "integrity."

Flip-Flops and Kickoffs — Why couldn't Doug Racine's parents have named him Ralph? As it is, a few hundred Vermonters will probably vote for the wrong candidate for governor in November. Let's see now, is it Douglas Racine or Jim Douglas? Racine, whose first name, for the sake of clarity, does not appear on his bumper stickers, kicked off his campaign for governor Tuesday before 200 cheering fans gathered outside Burlington High School. The clouds actually parted and the sunlight poured down just as the lunchtime event got underway. Perhaps an omen? The quiet man, a BHS grad who went on to Princeton and a career as a vice-president at the family car dealership, gave a typical boilerplate speech. He linked himself to everyone from

January's Taliban-dominated Republican county caucus refused to include her among the three names they recommended to the Guv. You see, like her mom, Diane is pro choice and supports civil unions. That makes her a sinner in the eyes of the religious right faction that calls the shots in the Republican county caucus. The fact is, two years ago the same holier-thanthou gang, led by the notorious Rev. David Stertzbach, trashed Barbara Snelling something awful. It's a foul wind the Reverend brings to the political arena. And there's no reason to believe Rev. Sleazebag and his Bible-belters won't be gunning for Diane Snelling in this fall's Republican Primary. ' What to do? You see, the Hinesburg redhead has come to enjoy being a state senator. She gets high marks from her colleagues as a thoughtful, intelligent representative. It is, after all, in her blood. The question is, could Diane Snelling get elected running under the Republican label? State G O P Chairman Joe Acinapura told Seven Days this week that he has talked to Sen. Di "a lot" about her reelection plans. "She told me she'd keep me in the loop," said Chairman Jo-Jo. Acinapura said he was aware of the possibility she would have a difficult time getting past the right-wing God Squad in the primary in order to win a spot on the November ballot. Should Sen. Snelling change her mind about running as a Republican, said Chairman Jo-Jo, "She assured me I would be the first to know." Might be a good idea, Jo-Jo, to stay near the phone.

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What followed was a seven-second pause as Doug Racine's brain completed a million calculations. He approached the question like Sergio Garcia approached the golf ball. Waggle, waggle, waggle. Our tape recorder was rolling, so we know it was a full seven-second waggle. Finally Racine blurted out, "No." Another flip-flop! Conventional wisdom dictates that voters don't fancy a flip-flopper in charge. We'll see. Meanwhile, Jim Douglas continues to pump out his message on the television airwaves this month. Specifically, the monthlong run of Douglas spots continues on WGOP, er, sorry, WCAX-TV. Over the past month the Republican gubernatorial candidate has dumped about $30,000 at Ch. 3. Prices are based on audience ratings, which vary from time slot to time slot. The 30-second campaign spots leading onto the six o'clock news cost $700 a pop. The one Slim Jim placed during the final episode of "Survivor" cost $2500. But the same spot placed on Sunday morning's "You Can Bore Me" goes for the bargain-basement price of $60. Hey, yours truly tunes in. But speaking of omens, Seven Days has learned that Jim Douglas' media consultant is none other than Stephen Smith, a Burlington advertising/marketing guru. Steve's been a key behind-the-scenes guy in Vermont elections for 20 years. He worked on campaigns for Phil HofFand M a d e l e i n e Kunin, he told us. In fact, every two years since 1986, Mr. Smith worked for a Democrat named Howard Dean. This year, however, Mr. Smith's placing T V spots for the Republican candidate in the governor's race. How come? "Howard Dean was a moderate Democrat," replied Smith. "Doug Racine is a tax-and-spend liberal. I don't think he's the right person for the job." Let the games begin!

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London police, who arrested Junior Adeoye, 19, for helping rob a liquor store, said he took out his wallet to pay for a can of beer in a ploy to get the clerk to open the cash register. After three other robbers ransacked the store, escaping with cash, phone cards and liquor, they fled, but Adeoye left his wallet on the counter. He also dropped his cell phone, which had his number in the memory, and left his fingerprints on the beer can. When detectives confronted Adeoye with the evidence the next day, he confessed.

A woman in Montebello, Colorado, phoned for help when tumbleweeds piled up 16 feet high against the door to her home. "She couldn't get out because of the tumbleweeds. She just felt a little overwhelmed and needed some help," Lt. Angela Cook of the Denver Fire

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A Day to Forget Sean McNulty, 30, was leaving on his honeymoon to Italy when he realized that he forgot his wallet. He left his bride at the terminal at Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport and returned to the parking lot to look for it in his car. According to police, he bumped his head, suffered amnesia and disappeared. He was found three days later outside an abandoned hotel near the airport, but couldn't remember his name or where he had been and didn't recognize his wife from her picture. He was transferred to a hospital in the newlyweds' home of Austin, where police said his bride is trying to revive memories of his life and help him remember the names of his new in-laws.

Department said, explaining that four firefighters took 30 minutes to clear a 25-foot path through the tumbleweeds, mostly about 3 feet in diameter, which filled the yard. "We probably moved 200 tumbleweeds, and there were thousands there. We barely made a dent."

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Beginner's Luck Police investigating an automobile accident in Newark, California, said that Sergio Bayangos, 31, who recently received his learner's permit, was preparing to drive his family's Honda for the first time. His wife, Virgie Bayangos, 30, who is a licensed driver, was standing near the open passenger door when her husband started the car, which traveled backwards and knocked her to the ground. The car continued rolling until it hit a 10-foot-high cinderblock sound wall, causing it to switch into drive. It rolled forward and ran over Virgie Bayangos, who was hospitalized with head trauma

and a broken arm, pelvis and ribs. • France's Transport Ministry has begun waiting 24 hours to notify people of their driving test results because too many candidates were attacking examiners who fail them on the spot. Some learning drivers threatened examiners with death or rape, according to JeanFrancois Verdier, transport ministry official in charge of driving tests, who noted, "Threats at gunpoint are not rare." Verdier added that candidates, some of whom had failed their test for the 10th time, often rounded up friends to attack examiners and their cars.

Waste Not, Want Not A British developer is converting an abandoned public toilet in London into a two-story apartment. The Edwardian-era facility is just 13 feet square, but realestate agents believe it will sell for at least $200,000. "I don't think the fact that it was a loo will put people off," said a representative of the real estate firm Acorns in Lewisham. "It is very convenient as it is opposite Forest Hill station. It has its own front door, it is split level, and you have no one above or below you, which is unusual for a flat." • In an effort to discourage latenight male revelers from urinating against walls and doorways, the Westminister City Council voted to install pop-up toilets in central London. The self-cleaning telescop-

ic urinals will be raised and lowered by remote control. "By moving them underground," a council representative said, "it means they are not an obstacle in the day." • City repair crews in St. Louis, Missouri, are using 170 rolls of toilet paper a day to help repair cracks in streets. It's used to keep sealant in place until it dries. City officials said toilet paper has several advantages over the previous materials: sand and leaf mulch. It's cheaper, doesn't clog up the sewers, and it doesn't stink like mulch. • Llama dung is being used to reduce water pollution in Bolivia. Paul Younger, professor of hydrogeochemical engineering at Britain's Newcastle University, developed the idea of using a compost bed of limestone and dung to help absorb the high levels of acid found in polluted waters seeping from abandoned tin and silver mines. Besides absorbing acid, bacteria living in the dung turn the acidic water into alkaline water. • When Kevin Millar, an outfielder for the Florida Marlins, reported for spring training, he said that he had heard about using deer urine to help attract game, so during an off-season hunting trip he decided to try it. Instead of dabbing a little on his shoes, however, he told the Miami Herald, " I was putting it on like it was Calvin Klein cologne."

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was a "demon-possessed pedophile." That'll win us some friends overseas. This story might not have bothered me so much if a) I didn't have some Muslims in my immediate family, and b) President Bush hadn't bestowed his televised blessing on last week's Baptist convention in St. Louis. The specific charge against Mohammed involves his marriage to a 6-year-old girl, the 12th of his wives, with whom he reportedly had sex when she was 9. This was 15 centuries ago, long before Southern Baptists had evolved from the swamp, and at a time in history when all women and children were deemed to be the property of men. Indeed, I believe this is still

appear. No wonder the bishops in Dallas sounded strange in their remarks. "People want us to act in a clear and decisive way," Dallas coadjutor Bishop Joseph A. Galante confessed. "Not with a lot of wiggle words, or with being philosophers or whatever, and parsing everything." I'm not sure "wiggle" is the word I'd have chosen for this particular parse, but Galante knows what neither the victims nor the talking heads seem ready to concede: In the Catholic church, all roads really do lead to Rome, and wiggle is all they'll get until You-KnowWho says yea or nay. As an example of the church's predicament, the Bishop of Toledo mentioned

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"Jehovah's not going to turn you into a terrorist that will try to bomb people and take the lives of thousands and thousands of people," Vines insists. Theologically, he's right in line with Dubya Bush, commanderin-chief, who intoned, "Evil knows no holiday; evil doesn't welcome Thanksgiving or the Christmas season!" But Vines does Bush one better by adding that the prophet Mohammed

the case among Rev. Vines' coreligionists, whose 16 million members adopted a resolution about it in 1998: "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ." A shot of Botox might definitely help here, at least for any Southern Baptist woman who needs to keep a straight face. Alas, mentioning religion and pedophiles in the same breath leads inevitably to the topic of Catholic priests. I don't know how Botox would help in that situation, except perhaps, to seal the lips of everyone involved. In Chicago on Sunday, Cardinal Francis George compared the American media to "communist spies" and ordered them to leave their cameras and notebooks outside his church while he celebrated mass. His parishioners cheered. It's worth pointing out that of 46,000 Catholic priests in this country, only 250 have resigned or been removed from their posts in the wake of the pedophile scandal. No comfort to the abused, I'm sure, but not exactly the cataclysmic crisis it's been made to

Father Robert Fisher, who served 30 days in jail for molesting a teen-age girl in 1988, later went through four years of counseling and now enjoys the support of his parish. Should he be dismissed? The victims think so, but the bishops aren't sure. There might be other things Father Fisher could do, behind the scenes, without his collar, away from kids — he'd already proved "very helpful" in the "architecture department." Don't laugh: Antoni Gaudf is up for beatification. And on Sunday, before hundreds of thousands of people in St. Peter's Square, Pope John Paul II canonized Padre Pio of Pietrelcina, a mystical Capuchin friar from southern Italy. Pio bore the stigmata of Chrisfand, while he lived, was repeatedly accused of seducing his female parishioners at confession. Revered by everyone from Sophia Loren to the late Graham Greene, Padre Pio is, right now, the most popular saint in the Catholic world. If you ask me where all this is leading, I'm afraid I can't tell you. Botox has frozen the shock on my face. ®

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Jeffords. "Why anyone would pick smog and soot over clean air is beyond comprehension." The Bush administrations decision to continue its assault on the nation's clean-air laws comes at a time when the rest of the industrialized world is taking steps to curtail pollutants. Earlier this month, for example, Japan and the last of the European Union nations joined 167 other nations by signing the Kyoto Protocols, the worldwide initiative to curb air pollutants that cause global warming. The U.S. — which comprises 4 percent of the world's population but emits 25 percent of the world's carbon dioxide — has steadfastly refused to sign the Kyoto treaty, insisting that it would hurt corporate profits. The Bush administration — and Clinton's before that — have instead relied on voluntary incentives for utility corporations to cut back their pollution. It clearly has failed. Early in Clintons watch, for example, he promised that U.S. carbon dioxide levels in the year 2000 would be the same as in 1990. However, those levels increased by 15 percent over the decade. While the U.S. continues to stick its head in the sand about global warming, the overwhelming majority of the world's scientists see it as a clear and present danger. And if you don't believe the sci-

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change in position," opined the Journal, "you'd think the Administration would know better than to hand the green lobby such an easy target." The Bush administration added insult to globalwarming injury when it announced last week it was proposing to do away with current Clean Air Act rules requiring major utility corporations to upgrade their pollution controls whenever renovations are undertaken. This important rule was intended to force pollution-control modernization and prevent older energy plants from spewing copious amounts of toxins, especially carbon dioxide. The utility corporations have been fighting these rules for years, both in court and on Capitol Hill. They've even played an obnoxious game of semantics in an effort to find loopholes in the regulations. Since the rules exempt "routine maintenance" from the requirement to modernize pollution controls, utility corporations have attempted to call all of their projects "routine." This has led to a host of lawsuits centered on the meaning of the word. "This decision is a victory for outdated polluting power plants and a devastating defeat for public health and our environment," said U.S. Senator James

entists, just look at the thermometer: Nine of the 10 warmest years on record have occurred during the last decade. Faced with this phenomenon, the Bush administration is doing something worse than nothing: relaxing important rules to increase pollution. Even in post-Enron America, where energy greed has been so plainly exposed, utility corporations claim that cleaning up will ruin them financially. In other words, they want their billions of dollars today, even if it means bringing catastrophic ecological consequences to all of us tomorrow. Here at home, Vermont lawmakers blew their chance of addressing global warming when the state legislature killed a renewable energy bill in the last days of its session. The rather tepid bill was aimed at encouraging alternative forms of energy use by offering tax breaks to wind and solar energy users, the ability to sell renewable energy back to the grid and options for rate payers to choose renewables. But when Vermont's largest corporate users of electricity — particularly IBM — got wind of the bill, they sent their lobbyists to the Statehouse to kill it. Bill McKibben, a renowned global warming expert and professor at Middlebury College, called the bill a mere baby step, enough to get Vermont "out of the back of the line and put us ahead of Arkansas and Mississippi" when it comes to renewable energy. It was too much for Big Blue and its energy-sucking friends, who were worried about their rates and being ostracized for not opting for renewables.

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now 88. "My brother-in-law, Joe Mazza, was the head baker. He used to go to Boston bakeries to get his recipes." For 60 years, Perrino has lived in the West Canal Street apartment above what was once the Star Bakery. In 1938, he cut back from full-time to weekend duties. The store folded not long after the nearby woolen mill closed, but for more than four decades it had supplied customers with a range of edible

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put on butter and maple syrup — that was delicious," she says. Her childhood was spent on Chase Street in the Queen City, where church-going Italians then dominated Ward 1 and the downtown district. Her nostalgia does not eclipse present realities, however. "I'm quite a cook myself," Chastenay points out, "but I will definitely become a customer of the Juniors bakery." That should be very good news for Frank Salese, who stands to inherit the Star Bakery legacy. "When you get the real Italians in here, you know you're doing something right," he observes, although his establishment — like its Winooski predecessor — will also turn out Jewish breads like challah and New York rye. The effort to turn a basement into a bakery has proven enormous, and the opening has been pushed back several times. "We had to restructure the whole building to get up to code," Salese explains. A wall also had to be built around the parking lot. Meanwhile, Bean has been practicing his craft in preparation for the big day. "I'm pretty proud of my tiramisu," he boasts. But Bean's sfogliatelle benefited from some helpful advice. "We consulted my brother-inlaw's father, Uncle Pete, who owns Basta's Bakery in Brooklyn," says Salese. "They've got great sfogliatelle." He pronounces the word as his ancestors in Naples did: svi-ga-dell, instead of the phonetic svo-glee-a-tell. Either way, as the T-shirt implies, you gotta have it. ®

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their networks have three superior productions waiting in the wings. "Dharma & Greg," "Spin City" and "Ally McBeal" have been put out of their misery and, if you ask me, those responsible deserve the congressional Medal of Honor for their public service. Ditto when it comes to the less established though equally unnecessary "The Education of Max Bickford" and "The Ellen Show." Those victories are less than complete, however; word is that Ellen DeGeneres has a talk show coming in the fall. Speaking of talk shows, Rosie

Right. And she'll be curing cancer any day now. Talk about deluded. Another wacky she-creature we won't miss: Anne Robinson, host of NBC's defunct "The Weakest Link." Good-bye. Additional no-shows for the new fall season: "The X-Files," after nine seasons; "The Steve Harvey Show" and the acclaimed prison drama "Oz," both after six seasons; "The Hughleys," after four seasons; "Roswell" and "Family Guy" after three; the scifi action series "Dark Angel" after two years; "Philly" after a single season; and Sally Field's

O'Donnell is walking away from hers after six years and a 19 percent drop in ratings over the past 12 months. Bryant Gumbel retired from morning T V — again — in May. And, in the "Yes, There Is a God" department, Sally Jessy Raphael was given a pink slip by her employers on March 12 after two decades on the air. Raphael has always made my skin crawl, so this is a time of celebration for me. I realize it's poor form, but I must admit to finding a certain amount of satisfaction in her current crisis. Not to mention her apparent mental collapse. If you want to see just how thoroughly she's snapped, get a load of the "Message from Sally" she's posted to loyal fans on her Web site at www.sallyjr.com: It reads, "I am proud that we were able to help so many guests and viewers find solutions to their problems and comfort in their lives. I am also proud to have created the production formats that most talk shows now use."

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recently filed false-advertising complaints in federal court against makers of the three most popular belts — Ab Energizer, AbTronic and Fast Abs. O n e could argue that television will be better off without Sally, Ally, Anne Robinson and Miss Cleo. I'm not sure the same can be said of one particular cut, though: I think it's a shame that A B C turned its back on "Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher." T h e show's title turned out to be prophetic. T h e lively, thought-provoking and tremendously successful talking head

sponsors like Sears and FedEx pulled their ads. Affiliates dropped "Politically Incorrect" from their schedules. Maher quickly apologized for the remarks and explained his position: First, that the U.S. would be better equipped to fight this new enemy if it appraised it honestly and took the full measure of the threat it poses. And, second, that he had been referring to the politicians who make military policy, not the service m e n and w o m e n who carry it out. T h e country apparently was ready to move on. Ratings for

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program was the creation of its host and, after four years on C o m e d y Central, made its network debut in 1997. T h r o u g h o u t its life, the show fostered some of the tube's most stimulating, h o t - b u t t o n gabfests and pioneered the now muchimitated format juxtaposing guests from the arenas of politics, the arts and show business. Maher made a name for himself as an intelligent, quick-witted and outspoken ringmaster. T h e n , on September 17th, he spoke out in response to the President's characterization of the terrorists attacks as "cowardly acts." " We have been the cowards," Maher suggested, "lobbing cruise missiles from 2000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building — say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." O K , maybe not the best time to nitpick about the proper use of the word "cowardly." Before he knew what hit him, a firestorm of controversy engulfed Maher and his show. He was accused of calling the courage of the country's armed forces into question. Major

the program held steady at about 2.5 million viewers per night. But A B C brass had another agenda. "They have been pretending since September 17th that I don't exist," Maher said in an interview this winter amid rumors that the program's future was uncertain. O n May 14th the network declared the show would not go on. Truth is the first casualty of war, they say, and it looks like the First A m e n d m e n t may not be far behind. A B C won't come right out and admit that Maher's remarks are the reason for the cancellation, but network officials are not offering credible alternative explanations, either. "We didn't go off because the ratings went d o w n . . . last week they were way up," Maher told a reporter in mid-May. " N o one will ever convince me that there's not a connection between saying things that are controversial and losing your place at the podium." Americans will have to get used to going without a lot of things on television this fall. It would be nice to think that freed o m of speech will not be one of them. ®

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ust a few years ago, it was considered in bad taste to reveal your butt crack. Getting cheeky was an icky faux pas reserved for plumbers and the odd teen-age boy with unresolved pant-to-boxer issues. Now, however, the tender cleft is in your face. Girls in low-slung jeans sit insouciantly on bar stools, "presenting" their rears like primates in heat. The jeans tug downwards, the butt balloons upwards, and at least an inch of crack blooms above the belt loops. Some have tattoos just above the crack, a titillating invitation to stare. Others brandish G-strings

This is a rather abrupt change from the recent decade's parade of scrawny asses. But the behind does have a glorious and full fashion history. Consider the corset, designed to show off the bosom and ample rear by cinching in the waist; or the bustle, which was all about giving baby some back even if she didn't have any to speak of. The round behind lost some momentum after these prosthetic-support heydays, making only rare appearances, often as a bonus body part on the statuesque bods of busty movie stars like Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell. Then it vanished for what seemed like forever, from Twiggy to waif

was the next step in the public blessing of the backside. It was just a short step from tight pants that emphasized the butt, to bathing suits that tanned it, to fashion that exposed the behind altogether. Not that butt cleavage was an intentional move. It hit the fashion mainstream more as a consequence of the low-rise pant than the brainstorm of Seventh Avenue. Arguably, this coincidence can be blamed on fashion enfant terrible Alexander McQueen, who in 1997 sent models down the runway in "bumsters" that revealed several risque inches of butt crack. By last summer, it was impossible to

and sides of the buttocks. Fashion pioneer Sharon Stone best embodied this trend by , appearing, over the course of this spring, in a dipped-in-the-back Oscar dress that revealed the tip of her butt crack, a sheer-paneled dress that entirely revealed the sides of her behind and the fact that she wasn't wearing any panties. In other words, the butt crack has arrived, an affect of lowly citizens and shock-driven fashionistas like Stone and Versace. The butt crack is the new, 21stcentury kind of sexual fetish: It's naughty and slightly tawdry, but with the soft, round charm of a perfect pair of breasts.

Jones' or that of anybody else featured as a bearer of good butt. A thunder butt is still a fashion taboo, and no one is bothering to make low-rider jeans in a size 16, since no one wants to see that much butt crack. In fact, the rise oFthe noticeable behind is ultimately putting even more stress on the body-conscious: No longer do you just want a skinny butt, now you also need one that ! is "high, round, shapely and firm," according to Elle. It has to have enough curve to round out those low-rise jeans, and enough oomph to create a comely cleavage without evoking the Hottentot Venus. And the proper grooming of

The butt crack is the new cleavage, reclaimed to peek seductively from the oants of supermodels and commoners alike. that ride above the waistband — a hint of Monica Lewinsky. The posterior has, intentionally or not, recently become the focal point of fashion and pop culture. The butt crack is the new cleavage, reclaimed to peek seductively from the pants of supermodels and commoners alike. Blame it on J.Lo and the rise of booty-centric hiphop culture. Or point your finger at the return of the low-rise jean, a familiar fashion rehash that has exposed millions of unwitting lower clefts. Perhaps, having grown weary of nipples and thighs, we simply needed a new body part to fetishize. And maybe that's not a bad thing.. Its hard to oppose a trend that extols a generous posterior. But like so many trends that spring from retail, this one comes with a punishing beauty protocol. We're going to expose your ass now, the fashion industry has said, and it had better look good.

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models, from tiny to nonexistent. Maybe, then, the return of the rear end was inevitable, one more body part cycled through the fashion wayback machine to keep things fresh — and selling like hot cakes. But bootyliciousness also comes to us by way of the street, a byproduct of the mainstreaming of hip-hop culture and the accidental fallout of the low-cut pant. Every teen-ager in America has turned on M T V at some point to see serious backsides jumping to a beat while a rapper extols the glories of the booty. ("I like the way she shakes it in the thong — O O O H H H WEE!" says Master P.) After Out of Sight, Jennifer Lopez's butt was the toast of the nation. Suddenly big wasn't bad, and fashion was accommodating.

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find a pair of jeans that actually covered your hipbones, and the result was a parade of inadequately covered posteriors. It is possible that many among us never intended to expose butt cracks, but the cut of the pants made it inevitable: Simply put, it is impossible to sit down in a pair of low-rise pants without displaying at least an inch of cleft. Whether the revealed asscrack was simply a side-effect of bad fashion design or a malicious conspiracy on the part of the jeans industry, the jean-buying population bought in. The youth of America seems blithely undisturbed by the fact that they now feel gentle breezes in places where the sun don't usually shine. Meanwhile, at the high end of the trend, risque haute couture designers like Donatella Versace and McQueen have picked up on the look and are now intentionally dipping their ball gowns a few inches lower to expose the tops

Unfortunately, a key word here is "perfect." Perfection is the fuel of the fashion retail-industrial complex. And so, even if the visible butt crack was a kind of serendipitous fashion accident, it has been co-opted by salaried "tastemakers" as a phenom ripe for rules and regulations. "The derriere isn't a body part as much as an embodiment of personality," claims the June issue of Elle magazine in its six-page spread devoted to the visible posterior. This from a glossy magazine which, like all fashion magazines, has spent decades sternly proscribing squats to flabby readers. Those same magazines have lectured for years that the best kind of ass is no ass at all (see Kate Moss). Ail is forgiven, they write. Aspire now to the ampler behinds of Jennifer Lopez, Sophie Dahl or Catherine ZetaJones. Of course, J.Lo's ass is hardly elephantine, nor is Dahl's or

your behind no longer begins and ends at the gym. No, no: The newly revealed ass must be treated to an entire beauty regimen of its own. You must wax your booty to eliminate all unsightly hairs that might peep from between your cheeks. You must massage your buttocks daily to "remove excess water and facilitate lymphatic drainage, causing the skin to plump, making dimpling less noticeable," advises Elle. Your butt must be tan, but not sun-damaged, making Gstring beach sessions problematic and self-tanning lotions a must. And don't forget to moisturize and exfoliate to eliminate embarrassing acne. Finally, there's the underwear problem. Visible Panty Line is unforgivable — despite the unfortunate youthful trend of wearing your G-string hiked above your belt — and as the waistline of jeans plummets, yout underwear options will be equally con-

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hen he was 3, Frank Manchel and his little sister spent virtually all day, every day, in a Brooklyn movie theater. During the late 1930s their hard-working parents could not afford babysitters, but they knew the kids would be safe

Crowe epic hangs in Manchel's St. George home. The screenwriter has inscribed it: "Without you, I wouldn't even be in this arena." Since retiring in 2000, Manchel, now 66, has found a new way to help young people learn about motion pictures. Earlier this year, he provided UVM with about 3000 still pho-

over 40 years." lt} ah Barbara Cate Scheuer, who chairs the Burlington College board of trustees, is thrilled. "Large universities get gifts like this routinely. For us, it's astonishing." It took 10 people an entire morning at Manchel's house in the woods to pack and carry 210 boxes down three flights of stairs. The books had lined the walls of his study ^^^ and occupied two large walk-in closets. The effort itself helped soften the emotional repercussions of giving away cherished tomes. "It was not an easy day for me," acknowledges Manchel, a tall man with a ruddy comlexion and gregarious manner. "But everyone started talking about their favorite movies. There was a genuine excitement in the room. It was just lovely." Barry Snyder, who heads cinema studies and film production at the North Avenue college, was there, along with a few of his students and the college's librarian, Maureen Dwyer Hirten. "We'd also hired professional movers to do the job right," he reports. "One of them spotted books on John Wayne and said, 'Hey, it's the Duke!' And they got into an exchange with Frank, reciting lines from some of the old films.

"My idea was that it would be nice to make this city a cente T or serious film study with a k library that would be available :o the entire community." — Frank Manche Li and. entertained with cinematic childcare. "At that age, many times we didn't know what we were watching," he recalls. "But we loved it all." This kindergarten of the imagination launched Manchel's lifelong devotion to the art form and eventually allowed him to inspire generations of cineastes at the University of Vermont, where he was a professor for more than three decades. One of those students, Rutland native David Franzioni, went on to win an Oscar last year for his Gladiator script. A poster for the Russell

tographs from movies and almost 60 cartons of his notes, lectures and clippings. Two weeks ago Manchel donated almost 6000 books on cinema to Burlington College. The special collection also includes complete — and rare — runs of scholarly journals such as Film Quarterly and Sight and Sound dating back to the 1960s. "My idea was that it would be nice to make this city a center for serious film study with a library that would be available to the entire community," Manchel explains. "It's a library I built

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H e was regaling them with stories. That's Frank. He's a real New York mensch, a real jokester, always the life of the party." T h a t role has been challenging in recent years for Manchel, who was diagnosed with an intermediate stage of nonHodgkin's lymphoma in 1995. "The doctor told me to get my house in order," he remembers. "At one point, I was given only three weeks to live." Despite the dire prediction, Manchel began taking the experimental drug Retuxin and, on the golf course one day, got a call from his physician informing him the cancer was no longer visible. Although the disease has since reappeared a few times, monthly chemotherapy sessions continue to keep it at bay. Wait a second: W i t h three weeks supposedly left, he was playing golf? "I never wanted anybody feeling sorry for me," Manchel says. "I try to maintain a positive attitude."

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ference by giving him an absorbing W. Somerset Maugham novel, Of Human Bondage. Years later Manchel's wife Sheila — they met when she was not quite 16 and he was 21 — bound that original careworn copy in leather for his 55th birthday. " T h e book changed my life when I was a kid," he notes. "I decided to become an English teacher." After 10 years of teaching high school and college English, Manchel came to the University of Vermont in the late 1960s. His promotion to full professor in 1971 allowed him to begin offering film history and theory in the communication department, which otherwise only had movie production, speech and theater classes. A decade later U V M decided to dismantle the department — which he then chaired — because "it never had academic respectability," Manchel says. "I was always at loggerheads with instructors who did not assign papers and only gave oral exams. I believe in the kind of tough, rigorous work you would have in other educational areas. T h e university's decision created a lot of ill will. 1 was burned in effigy. Petitions circulated to have me fired. T h e Free Press ran articles criticizing me."

s a spirited but somewhat » rebellious teen-ager, Manchel attended Brooklyn's Midwood High School. Future filmmaker Woody Allen and author Erich Segal, who wrote Love Story, were among his classmates. "I had a very rich childhood," Manchel points out. H e weathered the storm and "I cut school all the time, but I the controversy subsided, but not was bright enough to still gets Bs without an emotional cost. "For and As. I read voraciously, just me, it was a lonely time," not the books that were Manchel concedes. assigned," But one teacher made a dif-

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he Green Mountains are full of high-profile writers. But only one has inspired a hunger striker, a congressional denunciation and references to Hitler with a single book. Judith Levine, a parttime resident of Hardwick, has been all over the national media since the March publication of her Harmful to Minors: The Perils of Protecting Children from Sex. The 49-year-old journalist has aroused the ire of conservative critics — including Republican Congressman Tom DeLay and talk-show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger -— by calling for greater sexual selfdetermination among teens. Her book argues that parental "hysteria" about pedophilia, child pornography and Internet predation is fueling a dangerous trend that denies teens comprehensive sex education and their rightful "entitlement to pleasure." "Teens often seek out sex with older people," Levine writes, "and they do so for understandable reasons: an older person makes them feel sexy and grown up, protected and special; often the sex is better than it would be

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with a peer who has as little skill as they do. For some teens, a romance with an older person can feel more like salvation than victimization." O n the subject of child pornography, she criticizes prevention laws that "have diverted millions of dollars from real child welfare and created an atmosphere of puritanical surveillance over all U.S. citizens in the dubious name of catching a small number of people who, if left alone, might do nothing more harmful to minors than sit around and masturbate to pictures of ten-year-olds in bathing suits." Levine figured her book would be controversial. In its pages, she attacks censorious feminists along with right-wing politicians for their contributions to what she calls "the sexual politics of fear." Therapists, too, play a part in the pathologizing. Not surprisingly, the book was rejected by numerous publishers before the University of Minnesota Press signed on — one editorial board called the footnotefilled manuscript "radioactive." But there was no way to predict the coincidence of its publication with a global scandal over sexual abuse of children by Roman Catholic priests. "I actually thought the book — like most books — wouldn't make it above the radar," she says. In fact, Harmful to Minors triggered a full-frontal national assault on Levine and her academic publisher, which didn't print enough books to meet the demand generated by the early publicity. Conservatives were appalled that she would suggest lowering the age of consent in recognition that sex between minors and adults may be "unproblematic." The first damning headline read "Minnesota Press Publishes Book Challenging the Demonization of Pedophilia." Under pressure from the state legislature — specifically, Republican

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The conflict between parental protectionism and teen sexual autonomy is at the heart of Harmfiil to Minors. From the first page, Levine takes the side of youth. "Children don't want to know about their parents' sex lives, and from the _ moment they might conceivably have a sex life, they usually don't want Mom and Dad to know about theirs," she writes. "This is why sex education was invented a hundred years ago." Even sexually "progressive" parents often have trouble broaching the subject. Levine's Long Island activist family was definitely cool — they went to ban-thebomb protests together. Yet when her mother, an administrator of a birth con- t trol clinic, offered to get her daughter fitted for a diaphragm, Levine "instructed her in full-decibel fury to mind her own bleeping business." Her father, a history teacher turned school psychologist, got a similar reaction when he delivered a lecture about the dangers of casual sex. An older brother didn't have much in the way of useful advice, either. Levine says she learned to kiss by watching films. Sex ed was "a movie that told us we could play tennis during our periods, in white clothes." A babysitting gig exposed her to harder-core images in Playboy and Penthouse. But neither pornography nor the standard-issue sex ed in public school explained anything about the mechanics of the act. At 16, during the height of the sexual revolution, she looked into the matter a little more closely. Levine recalls, "I didn't learn about my clitoris until I read Our Bodies, Our Selves." By that time, someone else had found it, too — a 19-year-old boy Levine was

Critics were calling Levine's work a "child molester's manifesto," and conservative Web sites and talk-show hosts across the country were targeting Levine as a "pedophile" and worse.

convinced had invented cunnilingus. "I thought he was a genius. Like, how could I break up with this boy? I'll never get this again," she recalls, laughing. Her parents didn't have a clue about

the relationship. But if they had, they could have charged the young man with statutory rape — a subject Levine covers in her book. She notes that parents can, effectively, "put their daughter's boyfriend behind bars," even if the girl staunchly opposes it. Levine supports a Dutch law which allows children between 12 and 16 to willingly enter into consensual sexual relationships with people of any age. If they feel abused by an elder lover, either the minor or her parents can press charges. "Statutory rape is not about sex the victim says she did not want. It is about sex she did want but which adults believe she only thought she wanted because she wasn't old enough to know she did not want it," Levine writes. "The law encodes an enduring sexist idea — that in sexual relations there is only one desiring partner, the man." That's not why Levine left her own folks out of the loop, though. "Sex is a way of moving away from your family," she says. "It's a way to start to find yourself as an adult." And that discovery doesn't necessarily end. Levine's 83-year-old mother has been reading, and loving, Harmful to Minors. The elder Levine has a new boyfriend — her husband suffers from Alzheimer's — "so she's into pleasure, just at the moment," her daughter reports, sounding somewhat disapproving. Levine went to Clark University in Massachusetts, where a female professor turned her on to Virginia Woolf and got her writing poetry. She finished at City College of New York with a degree in English and creative writing. At the same time, she was the volunteer poetry editor for Liberation magazine — an "underground" alternative paper started by antiBolshevik pacifists like Dave Dellinger. That led her through a slew of jobs — bike messenger, waitress, offset stripper

for a print shop — to the Columbia School of Journalism, where she earned a master's degree with a thesis about bureaucratic violence against women in the welfare system. Post-graduation, she turned to freelancing. "I liked to write and I wanted to be engaged politically. You could do that in the early '80s. You could be a feminist and write for Mademoiselle." And in Levine's case, also participate in a guerrilla theater group. In 1979, Levine helped found N o More Nice Girls, a group of feminists reclaiming choice as the cornerstone of women's sexual freedom. "We put sexuality back into the abortion debate," Levine says. "We would do this action' where we were all pregnant, gagged and in chains and stuff." In 1992, she wrote her first book, an exploration of man-hating called My Enemy\ My Love: Women, Men and the Dilemmas of Gender. But a book about the social constructs of gender and how they contribute to antagonisms between the sexes was tame compared to Harmful to Minors. Nor did it sell as well. "Both books are about something that's ubiquitous but that nobody talks about," says Levine. "Both have a Utopian germ — the belief that we could actually be free and equal regardless of age or gender."

Some critics have faulted Levine for ignoring the "dark side of sex" in Harmful to Minors. Although she does acknowledge AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases — and promotes safe sex throughout the book — she concedes, "I felt like accentuating the positive had a kind of political utility as a counterweight to this notion that it's all about danger."

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the waiting press that things were "looking up" in South Vietnam, and he was "really encouraged" by what he'd seen there. Then McNamara hopped on a helicopter and rode to the White House, where he told the President the exact opposite. That things in Vietnam were going to hell in a handbasket. That the generals needed a lot more troops and that the President should send them. Johnson did, and in the following years 58,000-plus of our countrymen were among the millions killed in Vietnam — civilian and combatant — before the Vietnamese finally kicked us out and took over their own country. We know that the Secretary of Defense was lying, said Bradlee, because of the Pentagon Papers, the Defense Department's secret history of the Vietnam War. The Pentagon Papers were leaked to the press by an American patriot, a policy analyst named Daniel Ellsberg. Contained within were the bright shining lies exposing America's flawed policy in Vietnam. The Pentagon Papers were published under White House threats by The New York Times on]unc 13, 1971. Who is there to expose the bright shining lies behind America's current foreign policy? Thirty years after Watergate, it seems only the names have been changed, and the innocent remain unprotected. Media Notes — Talented ABC22 reporter and weekend' anchor Nicole L'Huillier will be leaving the boob tube at the end of the month. Nicole tells Seven Days she's "taking a break" from her television career to take a position in the public relations department of the Vermont Teddy Bear Company. Perfect spot for a genuine Vermont teddy bear and Rutland High School grad. Her last show will be June 30th. Meanwhile, former ABC22 reporter Anya Huneke is back on the box big-time. Ms. Huneke recently opened New England Cable News' Vermont bureau in Colchester. Anya left WVNY-TV last year when her two-year contract ran out. She was part of the new-kids-on-the-block team brought in by Straightline Communications to reestablish a news presence from scratch. They're still trying. No one will be surprised if Anya's regional exposure leads to bigger and better things. And how about a cheer for The Burlington Free Press! Seriously. The new "doctor discipline" law revamping the state's medical practice board surely would not have happened as quickly without the dogged determination of reporter Stephen Kiernan. He's racked up a plateful of press awards already, but the best award was watching Gov. Howard Dean sign H.755 into law last Thursday. Nice work, Mr. Kiernan! ®

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GROWN-UP GRUNGE After 18 years of mayhem, The Melvins are still one of the most relevant and dizzyingly productive groups in the world of punk. Through a parade of bassists, major label woes and the usual pitfalls of rock life, the Aberdeen, Washington, group has soldiered on with faith and crazed devotion. Now signed to Mike (Faith No More) Patton's Ipecac Recordings, The Melvins recently released a double dose of grunged-up sludge-rock. Check out the mind-numbing live show at Higher Ground this Monday. Isis open.

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justifies his reputation as one of the region's most respected young artists. New Haven singer-songwriter Josh Brooks is another of the compilation's highlights. His two compositions, "I'm Still Walking in My Father's Shoes," and "Nothing" contrast quick, sharp lyrics with his gravely, emotive voice. Jim Daniels and Jim McGinniss get down to some old-time pickin' with three O Brother-worthy vintage folk tracks. "Darlin' Corey" and "I Truly Understand" feature lighting-quick guitar and banjo trickery. McGinniss takes over vocal duties on his "Hambone," easing through the meditative folk ballad. As on many a compilation, individual tracks on LKW sometimes suffer from proximity to other tunes. For example, Zach Ward's perfectly acceptable "Affection" seems paltry when heard before Daniels and McGinniss' heartwrenching "I Truly Understand." But Ward is fully redeemed by the wistful, country-tinged "Shade of Love." With apparently no end in sight to the flow of talented musicians through the shop, Live at the Kept Writer Volume 2 is already in the works, thanks to owners Jedd and Launie Kettler. This disc documents a diverse array of musicians in Vermont's acoustic scene, and suggests that the unlikely St.

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IAN THOMAS (country blues), Radio Bean, 6 : 3 0 p.m. NC, followed by ADAM FREHM & WILLIAM NICHOLSON (dobro/guitar), 8 p.m. NC, followed by LANGH0RNE SLIM (blues-folk), 9 : 3 0 p.m. NC. DJ LITTLE MARTIN & GUESTS (techno/house, special performances; Little Martin's going-away party), 1 3 5 Pearl, 9 p.m. $ 6 . . LAZY SONGWRITER (pop-rock), Halvorson's, 9 : 3 0 p.m. $ 3 . SIMPLE FOLK (rock), L i q u i d Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. STEPHANIE CORBY & ROB LAURENS (singer-songwriters), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p . m . $ 8 . AA TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES

(soul/blues), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m. $ 3 . JIM BRANCA ( j u m p blues), Red Square, 9 : 3 0 p.m. NC. OXONOrSE (rock), Nectar's, 9 : 3 0 p.m. NC. RETR0N0ME ( ' 8 0 s - ' 9 0 s DJ), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $ 2 . FLASHBACK ( ' 8 0 s Top Hat DJ), Rasputin's, 1 0 p.m. NC. CLUB MIX (hip-hop/house;'DJs Irie, Robbie J. & Toxic), M i l l e n n i u m N i g h t c l u b , 9 p.m. $ 3 / 1 0 . 1 8 + before 11 p.m. DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Ruben James, 1 0 p.m. NC. DENNIS GONZALEZ & YELLS AT EELS W/JAMES HARVEY (jazz/improv/spoken word), FlynnSpace, 8 p.m. $ 8 / 1 0 . AA KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DAN BRUCE JAZZTET, Waiting Room, 1 0 : 3 0 p . m . NC.

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A FAMILY AFFAIR Dallas' Dennis Gonzalez has spent 20 years at the forefront of the experimental jazz scene. Now, he's teamed up with his sons, Aaron and Stefan, in Yells at Eels, a trio that explores and stretches sonic boundaries. Blaring trumpet solos and ethereal hums and drones characterized their 2001 cult hit, Home. This Saturday, the Gonzalez guys make their first trip to New England, performing at the FlynnSpace with Burlington's James Harvey.

ABBY JENNE (heartfelt folk), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FRANKIE (rock/urban DJ; DVDs), Sh-Na-Na's, 8 p.m. $ 3 . BLUES NOIR (blues-rock), Breakwater Cafe, 6 p.m. NC. ADAMS & EVE (rock), Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. YO YO NIPPLES (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $ 3 . KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Kincade's, 9 p.m. NC. FREEBEERANDCHICKEN (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. GLASS ONION (rock), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9 : 3 0 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC. MADD MIX ENTERTAINMENT (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. RACHEL BISSEX (singer-songwriter; benefit for Bristol Friends of the Arts), Mary's at Baldwin Creek, 7 p.m. $ 2 0 / 7 . AA RUN FOR COVER (rock), Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. $ 2 - 5 . N O B B Y REED PROJECT (blues), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $ 5 . LIVE DJ, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. NC. DOCTOR JONES (psychedelic rockfunk), The Brewski, 9 p.m. $ 3 . ADDICTED TO HIP-HOP (DJs Chachi & White Chocolate), Lion's Den Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JESSE POTTS (singer-songwriter), Boony's, 7 p.m. NC. GREG TROOPER (singer-songwriter), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. $10.50.

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PRIM & PROPER, ETHAN DANIEL DAVIDSON TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE HIP-HOP, L i q u i d Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER & THE POLKA DOTS (vocal jazz-lounge), Borders, 3 p.m. NC. AA LYLE KING (singer-songwriter),

Sweetwaters, 1 1 : 3 0 a.m. NC. LIVE CELTIC MUSIC, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. VOICE & THE GRID (live hip-hop/drum and bass; breaks & beyond w/DJs Patti, Darcie, Tricky Pat, Cousin Dave, Justin R.E.M.), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. HOY (groove-rock), Nectar's, 9 : 3 0 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP DJ, Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC/$7. 1 8 + BILL CROSBY (classical guitar), Waiting Room, 6 p.m. NC. BANNED FROM PREMISES (rock), Breakwater Caf§, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. ADAM FREHM & WILLIAM NICHOLSON (dobro & guitar), Daily Bread, 8 p.m. $ 5 . AA

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NO GUITAR OPTN MIKE, Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (downtempo DJ), Valencia, 9 p.m. NC. QUEEN CITY ROCK (DJs Chia & Elliot) & TOUCH (DJ Mirror), 1 3 5 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC/$2. JUNGLE TIKI LOUNGE W/TRICKY PAT (lounge groove), Liquid Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Ri Rb Irish Pub, 9 : 3 0 p.m. NC. GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. NEW YOUNG BAND SHOWCASE, Nectar's, 8 p.m. NC. THE MELVINS, ISIS (punk/rock), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $ 1 2 . AA OPEN MIKE, Sami's Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 : 3 0 p.m. NC.

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CROSSING BORDERS: JOSE CLEMENTE 0R0ZC0 IN THE UNITED STATES: Curator Diane Miliotes talks about the famous mural and its Mexican maker. Loew Auditorium, Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6 0 3 - 6 4 6 - 2 4 2 2 . June 26, 5 p.m., followed by a reception in the Kim Gallery.

ongoing CARRIE BASS, photographs, dining room; MAGGIE STANDLEY, paintings, greenhouse; and KIMMY LESLIE, paintings, bar. Daily Planet, Burlington, 8 6 2 - 3 7 7 9 . Through July 15. MATT BEGIN, paintings. MATTHEW THORSEN, photographs. Red Square, Burlington, 8 6 2 - 3 7 7 9 . Through July 15. VOLKSWAGENBALL, a new spheroid in the ongoing sculptural creations of Lars-Erik Fisk. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 6 5 6 - 0 7 5 0 . Through August 4. WATERCOLORS, landscapes by architectural designer Bob Vogel, Pickering Room; MAPS AND LEGENDS, mixed-media works by artists from Caravan Arts, Fletcher Room; THE LAST SOUND A BANKER WANTS TO HEAR, sculpture by Anthony Cafritz, Main Reading Room; and ABSTRACT SCULPTURES IN STEEL WIRE, by Jake Rifkin, throughout the library. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 . Through June. THE SECURITY OF ARMS and other mostly black-and-white portraits by Elizabeth Podesta. Penny Cluse Caf6, Burlington, 6 5 1 - 8 8 3 4 . Through June. SUSAN WINTER, photography, paintings and sculpture of trout. Wine Works, Burlington, 8 6 4 - 1 5 5 7 . Through June. AWARENESS, large-scale color photographs by Heather Tyme Ward. Burlington International Airport Gallery, 4 3 4 - 3 8 2 7 . Through June.

BALANCE OF POWER: MIXED METAPHORS & VERMONT LANDSCAPES, recent paintings by Maggie Standley. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 233-7676. Through June. SELECTED WORKS, digital prints by Steven Goodman. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 4 - 3 6 6 1 . Through June. SHIPYARD ARCHEOLOGY, large-scale photographs by Liza Cowan. Art Space 150 at the Men's Room, Burlington, 8 6 4 - 2 0 8 8 . Through July. BUDS, jewelry by Liz Norkus, and AWAKENINGS, oil on canvas by Holly Haux-Jeffers. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 6 6 0 - 2 0 3 2 . Through June. CARLEEN ZIMBALATTI, recent paintings. Church & Maple Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 2 - 3 8 8 0 . Through June 29. THE SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION SHOW, drawings and paintings by Jennifer Belle, Winnie Looby and Ron Meunier. Rose Street Artists' Co-op, Burlington, 8 6 0 - 2 4 2 9 . Through June. EVERYTHING BUT THE NUDES, photography by A.D. Laberge. Upstairs Art at Bruegger's Bagel Bakery, Burlington, 8 6 0 - 1 9 9 5 . Through June. FOSTERING THE ARTS, works from adults and youth in the Burlington City Arts outreach program. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 8 6 5 - 7 1 6 6 . Through June. CLARK RUSSELL, sculptures from found and altered pieces of metal, and metal paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6 5 2 - 4 5 0 0 . Through June 22. ART'S ALIVE 16TH ANNUAL FESTIVAL OF FINE ARTS, a citywide celebration with a juried art show at Union Station and member exhibits on Church Street Marketplace storefronts through June, and an outdoor sculpture exhibit at S.T. Griswold in Williston through August, 8 6 4 - 1 5 5 7 . CHRIS WEBB, Holga photographs. Caf6 Piccolo, Burlington, 8 6 2 - 5 5 1 5 . Through June. SELECTED WORKS, digital prints by S.P. Goodman. Doll-Anstadt Gallery,

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BIRDS OF CLAY, ceramic work with avian imagery by potters around the country. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 3 8 8 - 3 1 7 7 . Through August 11. ART ON MAIN, a community art center and gallery featuring art and crafts in many media by local artists and artisans. Deerleap Books Building, Bristol, 4 5 3 - 5 6 8 4 . Ongoing. SABRA FIELD: ABSTRACT REALIST, a retrospective exhibit of 7 8 woodcuts and Iris prints by one of Vermont's most renowned and beloved artists. Middlebury College of Art, 4 4 3 5007. Through August 11. TREEFORMS, featuring folk-art sculptures and other artifacts from junk wood or misshapen tree parts by Gustaf Hertzberg, Jim Bushey, Kevin Matthews and Stan Neptune and Joe

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THE ARTWORK OF RACHEL HOUSEMAN, featuring works in pencil, stained glass, oil and watercolor. Renee's Bistro, Hardwick, 4 7 1 - 3 0 5 5 . Through July 20. DELABOLE SLATE QUARRY AND OTHER PAINTINGS FROM CORNWALL, by Kurt Jackson, West Gallery, through August 15; and PHOTOGRAPHS, by Kate Cleghorn, East Gallery, through July 21. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2 5 3 - 8 3 5 3 . NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION 72ND ANNUAL JURIED SHOW, teaturing works in multiple media by local artists. Bryan Memorial Art Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6 4 4 - 5 1 0 0 . Through July 7. FLORIBUNDA, floral watercolors by Annelein Beukenkamp. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 2 5 3 - 1 8 1 8 . Through July 15. SALLY GOES TO THE FARM, original woodcuts by Stephen Huneck are arranged in order, allowing visitors to "walk through" his latest book of the same title. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 7 4 8 - 2 3 7 2 . Through September 2. WILMA LOVELY, JOHN ELWELL & ARTISTS OF GRACE present paintings at the gallery's season opener. Tamarack Gallery, East Craftsbury, 5 8 6 - 8 0 7 8 . Through June 20. ETHAN HUBBARD, photographs in black-and-white. Brown Library Gallery, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 586-9938. Through July 19.

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JILL MADDEN: INSIDE THE BARN, Woodstock Folk Art and Antiquities, 4 5 7 - 2 0 1 2 . Through June 28.

ART OF THE RIVER, ART OF THE RAILS, paintings, prints and photographs by area artists that celebrate transportation art of the Upper Connecticut River Valley. New England Transportation Museum, Amtrak Station Building, White River Junction, 2 8 1 9 8 3 8 . Through July 15. SALLY GOES TO THE FARM, a spring exhibit of drawings and woodcuts by Stephen Huneck in conjunction with the release of his latest book of the same title. Stephen Huneck Gallery, Woodstock, 4 5 7 - 3 2 0 6 . Through June. THE AFGHAN FOLIO, photographs by Luke Powell. Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 7 6 3 8 3 0 3 , ext. 2 3 0 9 . Through August 2.

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JOSE CLEMENTE 0R0ZC0 IN THE UNITED STATES, 1927-1934, the first major exhibition of the Mexican artist's works features more than 110 paintings, prints, drawings and studies for murals. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6036 4 6 - 2 4 2 6 . Through December 15. VIKINGS: THE NORTH ATLANTIC SAGA, featuring artifacts and archaeological findings that prove and celebrate the arrival of Europeans in Canada a thousand years ago. Canadian Museum of Civilization, Hull, Quebec, 8 1 9 - 7 7 6 - 7 1 6 9 . Through October 14. ITALIAN MASTERPIECES FROM RAPHAEL TO TIEPOLO, 4 3 works from the 15th to 18th centuries, from the Budapest Museum of Fine Arts. Through August 4. Also, RIOPELLE, featuring nearly 8 0 paintings, works on paper and sculptures by the Canadian artist Jean-Paul Riopelle. June 2 0 - September 29. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, 5 1 4 - 2 8 5 2000. ®

stressed fest? The Manchester Film Festival is just two weeks away — June 27 to 30 — but printed publicity about the debut event in the swanky southern Vermont town is scarce. Even allowing for first-year growing pains, the lack of information here in the state's largest city seems like a serious oversight. A schedule of screenings was finally posted last weekend — for downloading only, in either pdf or zip format — on the otherwise informative Web site at www.manchesterfilmfest.com. On my computer the document translated into a mysterious code, however, after taking 20 minutes to transfer. Here are a few highlights I was able to decipher about the Manchester extravaganza, which promises 75 new movies from more than two dozen countries, along with several workshops on aspects of the film biz: • On June 28, Dorset author John Irving's latest script, A Son of the Circus, gets a staged reading with Oscar-winner F. Murray Abraham (Amadeus) and Treat Williams (Prince of the City). • Kilimanjaro, an IMAX documentary by director-cinematographer David Breashears, screens on June 30. • Look for a retrospective of work by New York naughty-boy filmmaker Abel Ferrara {Bad Lieutenant, The Addiction). Even without any local promotion, it does seem that organizers anticipate enormous crowds. Six venues apparently offer a

total seating capacity of more than 4000. The Burr and Burton Academy's Riley Rink alone can accommodate 2700. Money doesn't seem to be a big problem — the list of corporate sponsors includes HBO, New Line Cinema, USA Films, Sony and especially AOL Time Warner, whose former CEO, Gerald M. Levin, sits on the

Michael Charles Hill and Executive Artistic Director Alan Scott-Moncrieff — from Arlington, Vermont, by way of Edinburgh, Scotland. The two envision Manchester as "Sundance East," and ultimately hope to also establish a film school. They could start by returning phone calls and e-mails. For more info, try 362-9960 or consult the Web

festival board of directors. Despite these potentially deep pockets, the prices are offputting for ordinary mortals. An individual ticket costs $10; an all-access pass goes for $750. The festival's advisory board boasts some illustrious names: documentarian Ken Burns; monologist Spalding Gray; producer Ismail Merchant; and Vermont businessman Cabot Orton, a founder of the annual Slamdunk Festival in Utah. Other thespians involved include Rebecca Pidgeon, a.k.a. Mrs. David Mamet, and William H. Macy, who both have getaway homes in Vermont. The entire operation is guided by Manchester-born Executive Director

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short takes: The 3rd International Film Festival, sponsored by Middlebury College's language schools, happens Saturdays through the summer at 7 and 9:15 p.m. in Dana Auditorium. It's really more of a series than a festival, as the eight selections with English subtitles have been around the block a few times. The vicarious foreign excursions begin June 22 with A Summer in Goulette, a 1995 Tunisian-French co-production. The films that follow — Beijing Bicycle (China), Metropolis (Japan), Amelie (France) and The Devil's Backbone (Mexico/Spain) — all came out in 2001. The Farewell (Germany/

Poland) and The Wedding (Russia), are 2000 releases. On August 10, director Gianni Amelio will be on hand for The Way We Laughed, his acclaimed 1998 drama about two impoverished Sicilian brothers seeking a better life in Turin during the late 1950s. • Martin Guigui update: The latest feature by the Burlington musician-turned-moviemogul, the low-budget Colored Eggs, premiered June 4 at the Nashville Independent Film Festival. The picture stars Faye Dunaway, Lauren Holly, Tom Skerritt and bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs. Based in Los Angeles, Guigui hooked up with the script through Ned Horton, a high school pal from Vermont who heads an entertainment marketing firm in the country capital of Tennessee. Colored Eggs, shot there last November and December, has been described as "Steel Magnolias meets One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest!' • This Friday at 7 p.m. Burlington College hosts a screening of Ground Zero: Perspectives from Vermont, the documentary by Montpelier filmmaker Walter Ungerer and Lesley Becker recently noted in this column. Along with footage of the World Trade Center site after September 11, the film "explores the causes of the attack, the meaning of patriotism and the use of American military forces to protect corporate interests in the Middle East," according to a promotional flyer. Hey, at least they've got one. (7)

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The golden age of the spy thriller came to a close in the early '70s, right around the time the latest generation of leading men was being born. A useful rule of thumb, I've found, is that an actor is generally out of place in a movie form that predates him. Just as it would be difficult to take Ben Affleck seriously in a Western, it s not easy to swallow Matt Damon as a lethal superspy. John Frankenheimer did a masterful job of recapturing the flavor of the Cold War-era espionage film a few years ago in Ronin. The picture had all the elements of the genre — cool European locations, sporty cars in crazy chases, a complex plot with lots of twists. Just as importantly, though, it had a cast one could take seriously in that context, guys who've been around a while and lived a little, like Robert De Niro, Jean Reno and Stellan Skarsgard. In contrast, the latest from Swingers director Doug Liman has the cool European locations, sporty cars and a twist or two, but requires its audience to buy the boyish, fresh-faced Damon in the role of a top-secret CIA killing machine. To put it kindly, this is a stretch. The premise is intriguing enough. As the film opens, its star is found floating unconscious in the middle of the ocean. Rescued by fishermen, he's treated by the ship's doctor, who removes two bullets from his back and a bizarre device from beneath the flesh of his hip. Since he's suffering from amnesia, neither Damon nor the doctor know what to make of the small metal cylinder, which projects a cryptic Swiss bank address and account number. He knows only that this is where the search for his identity will start. If the character's odyssey had been recounted from his point of view exclusively, the film might have had a haunted, existential charge to it. Unfortunately, Liman switches back and forth between Damon and CIA headquarters in Virginia, from which Chris Cooper and Brian Cox track the renegade agent's movements. Matt may not know who he is and what he's been up to, but the audience does almost from the beginning, since the director has Cooper and Cox lay it all out for them. Damon is a $30-million experiment, a highly trained, virtually invincible assassin who works under a variety of assumed names and speaks numerous languages. He was sent to kill a troublesome foreign leader aboard his private yacht but got tripped up, shot by the guy and dumped overboard. Naturally, Damon's operation was never actually authorized. His bosses can't afford to let the snafu come to light, so they send other topsecret assassins after him. Will Damon discover the truth about who and what he is, or will fellow agents render his mission impossible? The conclusion is fairly forgone in light of the superagent's dubious invincibility and the B-grade, cartoon-bad-guy quality of the company brass who want him dead. That's the bugaboo with The Bourne Identity. There's no mystery about who the central character is. There's no real mystery as to whether the character will elude his pursuers, because he's been given special training to enable him to do so. The only mystery the .story has to offer is whether Damon will make a love connection with Franka Potente, who plays a beautiful drifter he meets along the way. But that single question is hardly enough to keep Liman's spy thriller thrilling for very long. Adapted from a 1980 novel by Robert Ludlum, the film has an effective sequence or two, a few nice details and a reasonable facsimile of the right atmosphere for a good old-fashioned tale of espionage and intrigue. But as adventures in amnesia go, the movie is itself forgettable. (Z)

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST Reese Witherspoon is teamed with Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson and Rupert Everett in Oliver (An Ideal Husband) Parker's big-screen take on Oscar Wilde's most celebrated play. Colin Firth costars. (PG) JUWANNA MANN Miguel A. Nunez Jr.. plays a basketball star who's ejected y from the NBA for attracting too m u c h controversy. His game plan? Put on a little m a k e u p and a pair of heels and apply to the W N B A , where — you guessed it — he falls for a beautiful t e a m m a t e . Vivica Fox costars. Jesse Vaughan directs. (PG-13) LILO & STITCH Tia Carrere, Ving Rhames and David Ogden Stiers head t h e voice cast for Disney's new animated offering, the story of the f r i e n d s h i p between a young Hawaiian girl and her unruly pet space creature. Dean Deblois and Chris Sanders direct. (PG) MINORITY REPORT Tom Cruise stars in the latest from Steven Spielberg, a sci-fi saga set in a futuristic Washington, D.C., where law enforcem e n t agencies employ seers to t i p t h e m off to potential homicides. Cruise plays a cop who finds himself on the wrong end of a prediction. S a m a n t h a Morton and Colin Farrell costar. (PG-13)

* = REFUND, PLEASE ** = COULD'VE BEEN WORSE, BUT NOT A LOT *** = HAS ITS MOMENTS; SO-SO **** = SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR ***** = AS GOOD AS IT GETS ABOUT A B O Y * * * 1 / 2 Hugh Grant stars in the big screen version of Nick Hornby's 1 9 9 8 bestseller about a rich, self-involved Londoner who befriends a 12-year-old boy. Rachel Weisz costars. Chris and Paul (American Pie) Weitz direct. (PG-13) BAD COMPANY** 1 7 2 Joel Schumacher recruits Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock for t h i s action comedy about a con artist w h o fills in for his CIA operative t w i n brother in order to help catch the bad guys responsible for his murder. One of the terrorism-themed titles rescheduled after September 1 1 . (PG-13) THE BOURNE IDENTITY** 1 7 2 Doug (Swingers) Liman directs this adaptation of the action-packed 1 9 8 0 Robert L u d l u m best-seller about an amnesiac on the run from sinister forces. Matt Damon stars. Franka Potente, Chris Cooper and Brian Cox costar. ( P G - 1 3 )

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age Mexican boys who manage to persuade a beautiful Spanish woman to accompany t h e m on a road t r i p to a magical beach. Diego Luna, Gael Garcia Bernal and Maribel Verdu star. (NR)

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I AM S A M * * 1 7 2 Sean Penn plays a mentally challenged m a n f i g h t i n g for custody of his young daughter in the latest from writer-director Jessie Nelson. Michelle Pfeiffer and Laura Dern costar. (PG-13) THE MAJESTIC*** 1 7 2 Frank (The Green Mile) Darabont gives Stephen King a break and takes a t u r n for the Capraesque w i t h the feel-good saga of a young man who loses his memory and winds up in a small town mistaken for someone else. Jim Carrey, Martin Landau and Laurie Holden star. (PG) MAX KEEBLE'S BIG MOVE*** Home Alone 3's Alex D. Linz stars in the story of a much-picked-upon kid who figures moving to a new town provides the perfect opportunity to settle some old scores, then finds his big plans have backfired when his father's transfer falls through. Directed by Tim Hill. (PG) ORANGE COUNTY*** Jack (Shallow Hal) Black's latest is a family affair in more ways than one. Not only does it take a comic look at the life of a privileged but wildly dysfunctional California household, it's also the work of people with some pretty famous kin: Costars Colin Hanks and Schuyler Fisk are the offspring of Tom Hanks and Sissy Spacek, respectively. Director Jake Kasdan's dad is Mr. Big Chill himself, Lawrence Kasdan. (PG13) ROLLERBALL** 172 Chris Klein stars in this remake of the 1 9 7 5 sci-fi thriller. In the new version, Klein plays an aimless youth who discovers his life's calling in the rinks of a brutal, futuristic sport. John McTiernan directs. LL Cool J, Jean Reno and Pink costar. (PG-13)©

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Wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Scooby-Doo 1 2 : 4 0 , 2 : 2 0 , 4 : 1 5 , 6 : 3 0 , 8 : 1 5 . Star Wars 1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 5 0 , 9 : 1 5 . Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron 1 : 2 0 , 4 , 6 : 4 0 , 8 . The Sum of All Fears 1 : 1 0 , 3 : 5 0 , 7, 9 : 1 5 .

friday 21 — thursday 27 Lilo and Stitch* 1 2 : 3 0 , 2 : 3 0 , 4 : 2 0 , 6 : 3 0 , 8 : 3 0 . Minority Report* 1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 4 0 , 9 : 1 0 . Scooby-Doo 1 2 : 4 0 , 2 : 2 0 , 4 : 1 5 , 6 : 5 0 , 8 : 1 5 . Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron 1, 4 : 4 0 . The Sum of All Fears 2 : 4 0 , 7 , 9 : 1 5 . Matinees Sat & Sun only. Late shows Fri-Sun only.

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Wednesday 19 — thursday 20 The Bourne Identity 1 2 : 4 0 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 4 0 , 9:40. Scooby-Doo 1 2 : 3 0 , 2 : 4 5 , 5, 7 : 1 0 , 9:20. Windtalkers 1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 5 0 , 6 : 5 0 , 9:50. Bad Company 1 : 1 0 , 4 , 6 : 4 0 , 9 : 3 0 . Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 1 : 2 0 , 4:10, 7 : 1 0 , 10. Spider-Man 1, 4 , 7 , 9 : 5 0 . Star Wars 1 2 : 1 5 , 3 : 2 0 , 6 : 3 0 , 9 : 4 0 . The Sum of All Fears 1, 3 : 4 0 , 7 , 10. •"

friday 21 — thursday 27 Lilo and Stitch* 1 2 : 1 5 , 2 : 3 0 , 4 : 4 5 , 6 : 5 0 , 9 . Minority Report* 1 2 : 2 0 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 4 0 , 9 : 5 0 . Bourne Identity 1 : 2 0 , 4 : 1 0 , 7 , 9 : 4 0 . Scooby-Doo 1 2 : 3 0 , 2 : 4 5 , 5, 7 : 1 0 , 9 : 2 0 . Windtalkers 3 : 5 0 , 9 : 3 0 . Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 1 : 1 0 , 6 : 5 0 . SpiderMan 1, 4 , 7 , 9 : 5 0 . Star Wars 1 2 : 1 5 , 3 : 2 0 , 6 : 3 0 , 9 : 4 0 . The Sum of All Fears 1 2 : 5 0 , 3:40, 6:30, 9:10.

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Wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Panic Room 7, 9 : 3 0 . Murder by Numbers 9 : 2 0 , Lord of the Rings 8.-30, Disney's Monsters, Inc 6 : 3 0 , Ice Age 7 : 1 0 , 8 : 4 0 Changing Lanes 7 : 2 0

friday 21 — thursday 27 Unfaithful, Panic Room, Lord of the Rings, Ice Age, Changing Lanes Times unavailable at press time

NICKELODEON CINEMAS College Street, Burlington, 8 6 3 - 9 5 1 5 .

Wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Undercover Brother 1 2 : 3 0 , 2 : 3 0 , 4 : 3 0 , 7 : 1 5 , 9 : 5 0 . Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

1 2 : 2 0 , 2 : 2 0 , 4 : 2 0 , 6 : 2 5 , 8 : 3 0 . Y Tu Mama Tambien 3 : 5 0 , 9 : 2 5 . The Sum of All Fears 1 2 : 4 0 , 3 : 2 0 , 6 : 3 0 , 9 : 3 0 . Insomnia 1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 4 0 , 6 : 4 0 , 9 : 4 0 . About a Boy 1:15, 4 , 7, 10. Monsoon Wedding 1, 6 : 5 0 .

friday 21 — thursday 27 The Importance of Being Earnest* 1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 5 0 , 7; 9 : 3 0 . Minority Report* 1 2 : 1 0 , 3 : 2 0 , 6 : 3 0 , 9 : 4 0 . Juwanna Mann* noon, 2 : 1 5 , 4.-30, 7 : 3 0 , 9 : 5 0 . Undercover Brother 9 : 1 5 . Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron 1 2 : 2 0 , 2 : 3 0 , 4 : 4 0 , 7 : 1 5 . Insomnia 1 2 : 4 0 , 3 : 4 0 , 6 : 4 5 , 10. About a Boy 1 2 : 3 0 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 2 0 . Monsoon Wedding 9:20.

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Wednesday 19 — thursday 27 Y Tu Mama Tambien 6 : 3 0 , 8 : 4 0 .

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Scooby-Doo 1 2 : 0 5 , 2 : 2 0 , 4 : 3 5 , 7 : 1 5 , 9 : 3 0 . Windtalkers 1 2 : 2 0 , 3 : 2 0 , 6 : 4 5 , 9 : 4 5 . The Bourne Identity 1 2 : 4 0 , 3 : 5 0 , 7 , 10. Sum of all Fears 1 2 : 2 5 , 4 : 1 0 , 7 : 1 0 , 9 : 5 5 . Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 1, 4 , 6 : 5 0 , 9 : 4 0 . Bad Company

1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 5 5 , 9 : 3 5 . Spider-Man 1 2 : 1 5 , 3 : 2 5 , 6 : 3 5 , 9 : 2 0 . Star Wars noon, 1 2 : 3 0 , 3 : 1 0 , 3 : 4 0 , 6 : 2 0 , 9 : 2 5 . Unfaithful 6:40, 9:50.

friday 21 — thursday 27 Lilo and Stitch* noon, 2 : 1 5 , 4 : 3 0 , 6 : 4 0 , 8 : 5 0 . Scooby-Doo 1 2 : 1 5 , 2 : 3 0 , 4 : 4 5 , 7 : 1 5 , 9 : 3 0 . Windtalkers 1 2 : 2 0 , 3 : 2 0 , 6 : 4 5 , 9 : 4 5 . The Bourne Identity 1 2 : 4 0 , 3 : 5 0 , 7, 10. Sum of all Fears 1 2 : 5 0 , 3 : 5 5 , 7 : 1 0 , 9 : 5 5 - Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 1, 4 , 6 : 5 0 , 9 : 4 0 . Bad Company 6 : 5 5 , 9 : 3 5 . Spider-Man 1 2 : 3 5 , 3 : 3 0 , 6 : 3 0 , 9 : 2 0 . Star Wars 1 2 : 0 5 , 1 2 : 3 0 , 3:10, 3:40, 6:20, 9:25.

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Wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Scooby-Doo 6 : 3 0 , 8 : 3 0 . Divine Secrets of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood 6 : 4 0 , 9 : 1 5 . The Sum of All Fears 6 : 4 5 , 9 : 1 5 .

friday 21 — thursday 27 Minority Report* 2 (Sat & Sun), 6 : 3 0 , 9 : 1 5 . Scooby-Doo 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6 : 3 0 , 8 : 3 0 . The Sum of All Fears 1 : 4 5 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6 : 4 5 , 9 : 1 5 .

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Dear Cecil, What's the deal with Carlos Castaneda and The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge? / always thought he was just a nut job who ate too many mushrooms. But now I hear that the whole thing is fiction. Did Castaneda ever go to Mexico and eat peyote ivith an old Indian? Are any of his books true? Or is the whole thing completely made up? — Brian P. Carlos Castaneda. I've been waiting for this one for a long time. At least you frame the question properly. Except for a few lost souls, nobody really thinks that Castaneda turned into a crow, flew, fought with a diablera (witch) for his soul, etc. The issue is whether he hallucinated these events or simply invented them. There will always be disagreement, but the smart money is on the latter. Teachings, published in 1968 by die University of California Press, purports to be the firstperson account of a UCLA anthropology student who meets an old man named Juan Matus at a bus station on the Mexican border while on a field trip looking for medicinal plants. The student, Carlos Castaneda, strikes up a friendship with the old man, who eventually reveals himself to be a Yaqui Indian sorcerer. Don Juan decides to make Castaneda his apprentice and teach him the ways of a "man of knowledge." This consists mainly of giving cryptic answers to Castaneda's naive questions and instructing him in the use of hallucinogenic plants — peyote, jimsonweed and a mushroom possibly containing psilocybin. One of these plants will become Castaneda's "ally," Don Juan says, and help him see the world as it is. (This theme, only hinted at in Teachings, is developed in later books.) Under Don Juan's tutelage, Castaneda takes several drug trips, which are alternately exhilarating and terrifying. Although he makes progress, he eventually becomes too frightened to continue his training. The story breaks off in 1965. Despite its bizarre subject matter, the book is written in a lucid, matter-of-fact style that makes it believable. Each of

Castaneda's encounters with Don Juan is precisely dated, and Don Juan's words are recounted in detail. The accounts of drug trips ring true. There's even a turgid "structural analysis" at the end, supporting the idea that this is a legit work of scholarship. Appearing at the height of the psychedelic '60s, the book struck a chord and became a best-seller. It was followed by A Separate Reality (1971), Journey to Ixtlan (1972) and many others. These books were taken with surprising seriousness by the academic community: Walter Goldschmidt, a senior professor of anthropology at UCLA, wrote an enthusiastic foreword to Teachings, and when Castaneda submitted Journey to Ixtlan under a different title as his doctoral dissertation, UCLA awarded him a Ph.D. But doubts soon surfaced. Experts pointed out that Don Juan's "teachings" bore little resemblance to actual Yaqui Indian religious beliefs. Hallucinogenic mushrooms did not grow in the Sonoran Desert, where Don Juan supposedly lived. Anyone who'd gone walking for hours in the desert at the hottest time of the day, as Castaneda claimed he and Don Juan had done, would surely have died of sunstroke. The precisely rendered dialogue, which lends credibility at first, has the opposite effect when the books are read in succession — no one could have accurately recorded so much talk without a tape recorder, which Castaneda says he was forbidden to use.

Don Juan's manner changes from book to book. In Teachings he is stern, but in later books that cover much of the same time period he makes jokes and uses English colloquialisms, even though Castaneda says he spoke only Spanish. At one point Don Juan makes a pun on "pulling your leg" that would make sense only if he were speaking English. Richard de Mille, who wrote two books debunking Castaneda's work, prepared timelines of the first three books showing that their events couldn't plausibly have occurred in the order stated. Skeptics demanded proof that Don Juan existed. Apart from 12 pages of "field notes," which apparently were from an early draft of the books, no such proof was forthcoming. Journalists discovered that Castaneda was a habitual teller of tall tales who, among other things, falsified his family background and his place and date of birth. Many early admirers were offended when he turned to the occult in his later work. Before his death from cancer in 1998 he gave $600-a-head seminars on "Tensegrity," full of New Age nonsense about "600 locations in the luminous egg of man." Castaneda's apologists say it doesn't matter, the books contain deep truths. Fine, they contain deep truths. Nonetheless, after you review the evidence, the only reasonable conclusion is that Castaneda was a con man and his books are a hoax. > — CECIL ADAMS

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words WRITING GROUP: Share ideas, get feedback and try writing exercises at the Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242. 'PERFORMANCES IN T H E PARK': Children's author Katherine Paterson reads before Joey Leone's Chop Shop takes the stage. City Hall Park, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4588.

'BOOKED FOR LUNCH': Author Tim Brookes discusses his book, A Hell of a Place to Lose a Cow: An American Hitchhiking Odyssey. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. $2. Info, 863-4312.

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• Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." 'FIDDLER ON T H E ROOF': A poor dairyman struggles with his daughters' nontraditional desires in this Broadway musical classic. The Old Meeting House, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 229-9593. 'SMOKEY JOE'S CAFfi': Take a musical trip back to the '50s and '60s with hits by "Top 40" songwriters Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. Weston Playhouse, 8 p.m. $28-34. Info, 824-5288. -->;"" 'MUSICAL NOTES OF VERM O N T ' : Cellist Laura Markowitz and violinist John Dunlop play classical and Celtic music to benefit the Green Mountain Club. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, - v 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 253-8511. CITY HALL CONCERT: Singersongwriter Spencer Lewis and musician Dan Haley bring some summer sounds to City Hall Plaza, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408. BANJO DAN & T H E MIDNITE PLOWBOYS: New England's good oP boys perform bluegrass, country, folk and original music. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-5308. T H I R D THURSDAY CONCERT: The Dave Keller Band play soul, funk and blues tunes. See "7 Selects," this issue. Langdon Street, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408. TEEN BAND CONCERT: Members of the Montpelier High School Jazz Trio show off their young talents in Pocket Park, Christ Church, Montpelier, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408.

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Stowe Theatre Guild Presents 'JEKYLL & HYDE': See June 19. MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 19. 'EXECUTION OF JUSTICE': Lost Nation Theater dramatizes the assassination of Americas first openly gay official in San Francisco. Town Hall Theater, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $13-21. Info, 229-0492. 'CRIMES OF THE HEART': Exit Stage Left Players presents Beth Henley's play about the demands, conflicts and bonds of sisterhood, family and life. St. Albans City School, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 796-4093.

film 'SON OF THE BRIDE': See June 19. 'LAST ORDERS': Love, jealousy and resentment surface as four old friends carry the ashes of their recently departed ringleader to their final resting place in this film by Fred Schepisi. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422. DOUBLE FEATURE: Gothic sets and a sense of parody haunt Bride of Frankenstein, 6:45 p.m. The cult classic The Princess Bride carries viewers through a world of love and adventure, 8:20 p.m. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

Sports, 75 Farrell St., S. Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 658-0002.

etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 19. FARMERS' MARKETS: See June 19, Mills River Park, Jericho, 36:30 p.m. Info, 899-3743. DONATION DROP-OFF: Deliver donated items for the Turtle Island Children's Center auction. Trinity Unitecj^lethodist Church, Montpelier, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4047. WOMEN'S COMING O U T SUPPORT GROUP: Openminded females make supportive social contacts at R.U.1.2? Headquarters, 1 Steele St., Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. CO-OP HOUSING ORIENTATION: Why rent when you can co-op? People inclined to participate in their housing convene at Burlington Community Land Trust, 179 S. Winooski Ave., noon & 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. QUILT GROUP: Expert and novice needlers with decorative designs apply themselves to quilting projects at the Brook Street School, Barre, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

art • Also, see art listings. 'WATERCOLOR WONDERS': Novice artists learn better and easier brush work. Creative Space, Rutland, 4-6 p.m. $10. Info, 773-4350. GALLERY WALK: Art aficionados take a tour of eight local galleries around Montpelier, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408.

words POETRY WORKSHOP: Verseslinger David Weinstock shares writing tips with aspiring authors. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7523.

kids YOUNG WRITERS STORYTIMES: Students who entered the Reading Rainbow Young Writers and Illustrators Contest read their stories. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. FAMILY PLAYTIME: Little ones ages birth to 6 drop in for fun at the VNA Family Room, Wheeler Community School, 9-11:45 p.m. ARABIAN NIGHTS': Children's stories and activities help kids travel to faraway places without leaving the Kellogg Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408. BABY MASSAGE: Parents learn that a little rubbing goes a long way when raising healthy kids. Wheeler School, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 343-5868.

sport INSTRUCTIONAL ROAD BIKE RIDE: Pick up basic bike tips from a technical "spokes-man" on an early evening ride. Alpine Shop, S. Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714. WALKING CLUB: Take strides for fun and fitness at Twin Oaks

music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." 'FIDDLER ON T H E R O O F : See June 20. 'SMOKEY JOE'S CAFfi': See June 20. 'HIGHLIGHTS FROM 'CARMEN": The Vermont Opera Theater gets to the heart of George Bizet's great opera. See "7 Selects," this issue. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $1-16. Info, 476-8188. RACHEL BISSEX: The popular Burlington singer-songwriter performs with folk musicians Will Patton, Colin McCaffrey and Steven Goldberg. Middle Earth Caft, Bradford, 8 p.m. $12.60. Info, 222-4748. 'A N I G H T AT T H E OPERA': Visiting vocalists Marcie Ley, Robert Honeysucker, Peter Furlong and Michael Douglas Jones sing selections from favorite Italian operas, with piano accompaniment. Tuttle Hall, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 773-5900 ext. 3264.

dance LATINO DANCE PARTY: DJ Hector "El Salsero" Cobeo spins discs at a spicy shakedown for Latin lovers. Higher Ground, Winooski. Free dance lesson, 8 p.m. Dance-only, 9 p.m. $6. Info, 862-5082. BALLROOM DANCE PARTY: Waltz your way through this weekly soiree. Jazzercize, Williston. Mini-lesson, 7 p.m. $10. Dance only, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2207.

drama 'WAITING FOR GODOT': See June 19. 'LEND ME A TENOR': See June 19. 'JEKYLL & HYDE': See June 19. MONTREAL FRINGE FESTI-

VAL: See June 19. 'EXECUTION OF JUSTICE': See June 20. 'CRIMES OF THE HEART': See June 20. 'SCREWED': Playwright Stephen Goldbergs play tells the tale of two desperate losers. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. 'GO ASK ALICE': Bette Fredette directs an adaptation of the antidrug classic. Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, Rutland, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 773-9659.

film 'WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?': Ming-liang Tsai ties together a self-absorbed Taipei watch seller and a young woman who moves to Paris. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. 'THE EXORCIST': William Friedkin's film tells the tale of a little girl's possession and the exorcist called in to save her. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 9 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

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sport TEEN SWIM: Teen -agers take the plunge in an indoor pool and experience the next best thing to summer. Greater Burlington YMCA, 8-9:45 p.m. $2. Info, 862-9622.

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• Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." ; 'FIDDLER O N T H E ROOF': See June 20, 2 & 7:30 p.m, 'SMOKEY JOE'S CAFfi': See June 20. > .•;.: BURLINGTON TAIKO BENEFIT CONCERT: Grupo Sabor provides the tunes for a Latin * i dance party following a concert of festive Asian music. See "7 Selects," this issue. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $9.50-17. Info, 425-5520. DENNIS GONZALEZ TRIO: The jazz trumpeter plays with his sons Aaron and Stephan in support of their new album, Home. See "Spotlight," this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8-10. Info, 644-2636.

dance OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Caller Chip Hedler gets musical backup from Susie Hurd and Brendan Taaffe. Wear clean, softsoled shoes to Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466. BENEFIT DINNER & DANCE: Runaway Dong, the Hillview Quartet and Fat Dog & the Donut Thief provide the dancing tunes at this soiree to benefit Camp Exclamation Point. Jubilee Barn, Huntington, 610 p.m. $5-10. Info, 434-3244.

drama 'WAITING FOR GODOT': See June 19, 4 & 8:30 p.m. 'LEND ME A TENOR': See June 19, 2 & 8 p.m. 'JEKYLL & HYDE': See June 19.

MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: Se6 June 19. 'EXECUTION OF JUSTICE': See June 20. 'CRIMES OF THE HEART': See June 20. 'SCREWED': See June 21. 'GO ASK ALICE': See June 21.

film 'WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?': See June 21. INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL: A Summer in La Goulette examines a time when Muslims, Jews and Catholics lived together in harmony in Tunisia. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5510. 'ITALIAN FOR BEGINNERS': Danes stumble into a nightschool class where they learn to do as the Romans do in this subtitled Danish film. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 603646-2422.

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Calendar 'GEOLOGY OF THE NORTHEAST KINGDOM': Geologist Jon Kim discusses what types of rock formations are found in the region before taking a short hike to look for examples. Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, 10 a.m. $5-10. Info, 723-6551. BACKYARD BEEKEEPING: A rep from the Vermont Beekeepers Association shares tips on starting and maintaining a beehive. Gardeners Supply, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Register, 660-3505. COUNTRY GARDEN TOUR: Flower fans along the Lewis Creek in Hinesburg show off their green spaces to raise money for local conservation efforts. Lewis Creek Road, Hinesburg, 10:30 a . m . - 5 p.m. $15-20.

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JULIET MCVICKER & THE POLKA DOTS: The hard-topin-down all-girl band dish out a mix of mid-life lounge music and bluegrass. Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS: The rockabilly band shines in a sunset show at the Jeffersonville Gazebo, 4-6 p.m. Donations for the food shelf. Info, 644-2233. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: The ensemble of local musicians performs Broadway favorites, classical music, jazz, pop tunes and marches. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8235. 'SUMMER SOUNDS' CONCERT: Amy Gallatin plays danceable country for a summer

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FULL M O O N PADDLE: Glide down the Clyde by the light of the first full moon of summer. Canoes, paddles and life jackets are provided at the Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, 7:30 p.m. $10. Register, 723-6551.

'WAITING FOR GODOT': See June 19. 'LEND ME A TENOR': See June 19. DISCOVERY TOUR: Meet the producers and designers on a behind-the-scenes look at how Lend Me a Tenor is put together. St. Michael's Playhouse, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 6 p.m. $5. Register, 654-2281.

etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 19. COMMUNITY CULTURAL NIGHT: Families who speak English as a second language share a meal, stories and music at the Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420. A FLAVOR OF VERMONT'S FARMLAND': Vermont Fresh Network sponsors this discussion on preserving the landscape. Shelburne Farms Coach Barn, 38:30 p.m. $25-35. Register, 800658-8787. VERMONT FORUM ON SPRAWL: Landscape architect Julie Campoli discusses "Envisioning Density in Your Community." Franklin Center, Howe Center, Rutland, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6310. NETWORKING GROUP: Employee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills and support. Career Resource Center, Vermont Department of Employment & Training, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0325.

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• Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." CHAMPLAIN ECHOES: Harmonious women compare notes at a weekly rehearsal of the all-female barbershop chorus. The Pines, Dorset St., S. Burlington, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3087. BARRE-TONES: The women's vocal ensemble sings out at Alumni Hall, Barre, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 485-7712.

THEATER AUDITION: Actors strut their stuff for a new play with an original script that incorporates Meyerhold's biomechanics and Chekhov's acting techniques. Burlington College, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1312.

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kids NATURE, GARDEN & FAMILY PLAY: See June 21. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tykes ages 3 to 5 get an early appreciation for literature. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

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art INTERMEDIATE WATERCOLORS: Two Saturdays & Sundays, June 22-23 & 29-30, 9 а.m. - 1 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $130. Info, 865-7166. Enhance your watercolor skills by exploring a mixture of classic techniques and non-traditional adaptations. STILL-LIFE PAINTING: Six Tuesdays, July 2 through August б, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $140. Info, 865-7166. This class is a great way for those with basic drawing skills to expand painting skills, learn new techniques and develop their personal style.

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climbing WOMEN ROCK!: Saturday, June 22, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, Burlington. $80. Info, 657-3872. Challenge yourself to a day of rock climbingfor women taught by women. AID CLIMBING: Sunday, June 23, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, Burlington. $100. Info, 657-3872. Learn how to get yourself up big walls, over crux moves or through hard climbs.

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June 25: Lecture, 3-5 p.m. 1 School Street, Burlington. June 26: Book Signing, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. June 25: Lecture, 3-5 p.m. Inn at Essex. $10. Register, 872-3400. Alton Brown of the Food Network series "Good Eats" shares his culinary knowledge.

FROG HOLLOW SCHOOL: Beginning July 10: Jewelry Wax Ring Carving. Beginning July 24: Decorative Painting. Children's Book Illustration Interactive Workshops with Amy Huntington (July 20) & Phoebe Stone (July 27). 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Spend the summer getting crafty with painting, drawing and jewelry making. BEGINNING-TO-ADVANCED BLACKSMITHING: Three Saturdays starting mid-to-late June, Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburnecraftschool.org. Learn the basics of working with steel using coal-firedforge and other 19th-century equipment, or improve upon your blacksmithing skills. POTTERY PAINTING: Ongoing beginner-to-advanced classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Info, 652-0102. Learn techniques for painting ceramics to create gifts and other treasures.

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grades 5, 6 & 7 explore new pieces of music through individual instruction and band rehearsals. INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE CAMP: Monday through Friday, August 5-9: Spanish or French, 9 a.m. - noon, Italian, 1-4 p.m. Howden Hall, Bristol. $65. Info, 453-5885 or www.bristolrec. com. Sing, dance, create and eat crepes, tacos or pizza while learning a language at the same time. 'BON VOYAGE!' A PASSPORT TO WORLD DANCE & ART: Register now for this weeklong summer camp, July 15-19, 9:303 p.m. Flynn Center/Frog Hollow Studio, Burlington. $230. Register, 652-4500. Children explore customs, costumes and geography as they learn to perform regional dances.

language ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourself in Italian to prepare for a trip abroad or to better enjoy the country's music, art and cuisine. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners to intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

martial arts MOYYAT VING TSUN KUNG FU: Ongoing classes in Burlington (info, 324-7702), and Waitsfield (info, 496-4661); Info, kungfu-videos.com. Traditional training in the pure Ving Tsun system. Acquire applicable technique based on relaxation, centerline and efficiency. W I N G C H U N KUNG FU: Fridays, 6 p.m. Martial Way SelfDefense Center, 25 Raymond Road, Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This simple and practical martial art form was created by a woman and requires no special strength or size. ARNIS: Saturdays, 11:15 a.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Road, Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This Filipino discipline combines the fluid movements of the escrima stick with graceful and dynamic footwork. TAEKWONDO: Beginning and advanced classes Monday, Wednesday and Thursday, 4:308:30 p.m. Saturdays, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. The Blue Wave TaeKwonDo School, 182 Main Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-3359 or info@bluewave tkd.com. Fifth-degree black belt andformer national team member Gordon W. White teaches the exciting art and Olympic sport of TaeKwonDo.

Please shop for the best deal on your Macintosh computer, then come to us for Service. At Darrad Services, w e stand behind every Mac that w e repair with a full one year warranty, and some of the best tech support in the business. If you have a problem, w e can fix it. Whether y o u are looking to buy, sell or repair your equipment, Darrad Services is Vermont's Mac Solution. W e provide upgrades, trade ins and the most skilled repair technicians in the area. W e will even help you get connected - either to the internet, or a c o m p a n y wide intranet. In short, if it says Mac, or is compatible with the Mac, we're the experts. If y o u are looking for a Mac, please take the time to shop around for the best deal, a n d w h e n y o u need s o m e help, c o m e to the place that's helping to m a k e a difference. At Darrad Services, w e don't just sell Macintosh computers, w e sell Mac solutions.

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REIKI LEVEL I: Saturday, June 29, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Burlington. $150 (discounts available). Info, 951-9106. Reiki Master Kate Roome instructs how to use hands-on energy healing to promote health and well-being for yourself and others.

KABBALAH & MEDITATION: Sunday, June 30, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Forests Edge, Warren. $50. Info, 496-9022. Experience an intensive healing process and learn empowering meditative techniques to bring you closer to the Divine.

9, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cedar Knoll Country Club, Hinesburg. $50 plus cost of range balls. Info, 453-5885 or www.bristolrec.com. Learn how to drive, pitch, chip, putt and hit bunker shots with a PGA Certified Instructor. SPINNING T O HEALTH: Ongoing daily classes. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 657-3228. Pedal your way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment.

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BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian jiu-jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

SUMMERTIME JAZZ: Register now for summer jazz camp, July 812, Flynn Center, Burlington. $255. Register, 652-4500. Musician/jazz educator Barry Harris offers students opportunities to hone their individual skills while mastering the art of ensemble playing.

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ENJOYING CREATIVE P H O TOGRAPHY: Evening classes begin July 11. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. An informal hands-on series emphasizes what's involved in taking pleasing pictures and what to do with your most successful photographs. FROG HOLLOW CLASSSES: Register now for Beginning or Advanced Darkroom and Photoshop Classes, a Historic Essex Photographer's Field Trip and a two-day Photographer's Weekend Retreat. 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 860-7474! Learn the basics or improve your skills taking photos and developing film from experienced photographers.

UMIAK RIVER TRIPS: June 1, 2, 8, 16,21,23, 25, 27, 28 & 30 (Winooski River) and June 15, 22, 24 & 29 (Lamoille River). $25-35/person. Info, 253-2317. Take to the water in canoes or kayaks for two- or four-hour selfguided river trips. TEEN BASKETBALL CAMPS: Register now for upcoming sports camps for grades 7-12. June 24-28: Co-Ed Basketball Camp, 9 a.m. - noon. Mondays, July 1-August 14 & Wednesdays, July 3 - August 14 District Summer Basketball, 6 & 7:30 p.m. Camp Bristol Recreation Department. $15-65. Info, 453-5885 or www.bristolrec.com. Teens make hoop dreams come true by learning the fundamentals of FROG HOLLOW CRAFT basketball and playing informal SCHOOL: Register now for league games. upcoming classes. 250 Main Street, KAYAK INSTRUCTION: May Burlington. Info, 864-7474. Hand 31 through June 2: ACA building classes for beginner through Canoe/Kayak Instructor advanced include "Give-It-A-Whirl," Certification Course. June 12 & "Let's Go Tubing— With Clay"and 26: Kayak Rolling Instruction, "Create a Dinner Set." 6:30-9 p.m. June 5 & 19: Kayak SHELBURNE POTTERY Rescue Techniques, 6:30-9 p.m. CLASSES: Morning and evening June 1, 8, 15, 22 & 29: Intro to classes begin mid-June, Shelburne Whitewater, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $38Craft School, Shelburne Village. 85. Register, 253-2317. What Info, 985-3648 or www. shel floats your boat? Learn the basics of burnecraftschool.org. Introduce kayaking or take your paddling yourselfto the fundamentals of the skills to the next level with ACA potter's wheel and experience Certified Instructors. stoneware and soda firings. ADULT GOLF INSTRUCT I O N : Group instruction begins

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BEGINNERS-TO-INTERMEDIATE W O O D W O R K I N G : Morning and evening classes beginning mid-June, Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info 985-3648 or www.shel burnecraftschool.org. Learn the basic fundamentals of woodworking or continue developing your craftsmanship and design.

women CREATING JOY & ABUNDANCE: Tuesdays, July 2, 9, 16, 23 & 30, 5-7 p.m. Women's Small Business Program, Burlington. $65. Info, 846-7160. A fiveiveek series guides participants to a life of increased joy, abundance and prosperity — allfrom a woman's perspective.

writing TEEN INTENSIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Six Fridays beginning June 21,11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Private residence, Burlington. $50/session plus lab fees. Register, 660-0803. Serious aspiring writers learn from a local published writer to expand their voice and written word in a small-group setting.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes, 156 St. Paul Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-YOGA (9642). Classes are designed to meet and challenge students at all levels. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Iyengar, Pre-natal, kids & senior classes weekly. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Enjoy sweaty fun with a range of yoga choices, including astanga-style "power"yoga, for all levels of experience. MONDAY/WEDNESDAY YOGA: Ongoing Mondays, 78:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, 78 a.m. The Awakening Center, Shelburne. $ 10 pre-registered or $12 each. Please call to check availability. Info, 425-4710 or www.earthislandexpeditions.org. Stretch your mind and body at a convenient Shelburne Village location. GARDEN YOGA RETREAT: Saturday, June 29, 7-4 p.m. Yurt Sanctuary, Ten Stones Community, Charlotte. $55. Register, 425-4710 or www.earth islandexpeditions.org. Spend a day in nature combining springtime activities. YOGA EAST: Ongoing Astanga, Hatha and Kripalu Yoga classes and Tai Chi. 56 Old Farm Rd., Stowe. Call for current schedule. Info, 253-0997. Build strength, tone your body, improve focus and relax — no matter what your age, ability or interest. SUNDAY YOGA CLASS: Sundays through June 30, 4:30-6 p.m. Yurt Sanctuary, Ten Stones Community, Charlotte. $10/ class. Register 425-4710 or info@earthislandexpeditions.org. Gillian Kapteyn Comstock helps students of all levels stretch body, mind and spirit. BRISTOL YOGA: Ongoing Astanga yoga classes, Saturdays , 9:30-11 a.m. Sundays, 6-7:30 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547. This classicalform of yoga incorporates balance, strength andflexibility in a hot environment to steady the

mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. U N I O N ST. STUDIO: Twohour Saturday morning class. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. Drop-ins and beginners welcome. Info, 860-3991. Prenatal, parents and tots, yoga kids ages 7-11, eight teachers, classes seven days a week. FRIDAY N I G H T COUPLES YOGA: Friday, June 21, 7-9 p.m. Yurt Sanctuary, Ten Stones Community, Charlotte. $30/couple per session. Info, 425-4710 or info@ earthislandexpeditions. org. Gillian Kapteyn Comstock and Russell Comstock lead these inspiring yoga classes open to all levels. BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing day and evening classes or private instruction and yoga therapy. Hinesburg. Info, 482-3191 or www.downstreet magazine.com/beecherhillyoga. Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yoga for Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yoga-based Stress Reduction.

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SEEKING M A I N T E N A N C E T E C H N I C I A N FOR OUR ESSEX C A M P U S . Full time position. Previous experience in carpentry, electrical and plumbing is required. Competitive pay plus an excellent benefits package, including health club membership. To apply, send resumes to Human Resources, 250 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 05602, or e-mail resume to greatjobs@neci.edu, or fax to: (802) 223-9287. EOE

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• ALL OTHER LINE ADS: 25 words for $7. Over 25: 300/word. • DISPLAY ADS: $17.00/col. inch. • ADULT ADS: $20/col. inch. Group buys for display ads are available in regional papers in VT. Call for details. All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

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XTRIA, a rapidly g r o w i n g k n o w l e d g e m a n a g e m e n t c o m p a n y , is c u r r e n t l y accepting r e s u m e s for s o f t w a r e e n g i n e e r s . Required s k i l l s include s t r o n g EMCA s c r i p t k n o w l e d g e , SQL, Java, Flash MX, Q u i c k t i m e dev. and audio & video editing. VB , ASP & DB a plus. BS/MS degree in CS r e q u i r e d . M i n i m u m 3 yrs. e x p e r i ence H e a l t h c a r e e x p e r i e n c e a plus. Send cover l e t t e r a n d r e s u m e to g c i n c o t t a f 9 x t r i a h c . c o m . EOE M/F/D/V

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Office Manager NFI - Vermont/ St. Albans CAP is looking for an experienced person to coordinate, organize office operations and procedures. Direct, develop and produce special projects as needed. Financial and Medicaid reporting, record keeping / supporting a staff of 10 and reporting to the Director. Must be proficient in MS Word and Excel. Multi-task, detail oriented, organized and outgoing. Must have 2-4 years experience, associates degree preferred. If you are interested in joining this dynamic team, please call Marc Adams at 524-1700 or mail your resume to St Albans CAP, 35 Catherine Street, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE

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Are you between the ages of 16-24? Interested in working outside? The Vermont Youth Conservation Corps is currently hiring individuals to work on backcountry trail crews, in Vermont State Parks & on local conservation projects. Positions available statewide and in the Burlington area. Please join us for an information & interview session on Thursday, June 2 0 at 6 p.m. at Casey Family Services, 6 0 South Main Street, Waterbury.

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Excellent opportunity for entry level position in the field of substance abuse. The work involves being on-call to screen intoxicated individuals, assess their level of intoxication, and monitor their detox stays. Day, evening and some weekend coverage needed. We offer guaranteed pay for being on-call and paid training to enhance your career development. Qualifications: High school Diploma, valid driver's license, own vehicle, and must live within 15 minutes of downtown St. Albans. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Send resume and cover letter to Kimberly Ransom, 172 Fairfield Street, St. Albans, Vermont 05478 by July 1,2002.

Program Specialist Vermont's only queer youth agency is looking for two committed people to join our team. Applicants should have a minimum of a bachelor's degree, working knowledge of the queer community, experience working with youth, knowledge of prevention strategies (substance use/abuse, HIV, other high risk behaviors), a commitment to youth leadership, flexibility to work some weekend and evening hours, reliable transportation, and a willingness to travel in Vermont. Excellent interpersonal skills as well as written and oral communication skills are a must. Be a part of the exciting opportunity to expand Outright's reach beyond Burlington and make a difference in the lives of youth throughout Vermont. 32-40 hrs./wk Salary in the low20's. See http://www.outrightvt.org for more info. Positions open until filled. Please send resume and cover letter by June 21st to:

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Spectrum DAEP is seeking both men and women to facilitate educational classes in Burlington, Barre, St. Albans & Middlebury for men who batter women. We are seeking both full and part-time facilitators. The Facilitator position could include evening and weekend hours. An understanding of domestic violence and multicultural perspective is desired. Please send a letter of interest and resume to: DAEP Site Coordinator (CM) Spectrum/DAEP 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington,VT 05401

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Announcer/Board Operator Vermont Public Radio has an immediate opening for a part-time announcer/board operator. The successful candidate must be an excellent communicator with strong writing and voice skills as well as meticulous attention to detail. This position works with state of the art technology, candidate must be computer literate. The hours include nights, weekends and holidays. VPR is a five station, statewide network broadcasting news and classical music. VPR is one of the most listened-to public radio stations in the nation. The position works from our Colchester studios. To apply please send a letter, resume and tape to Vikki Day VPR, 20 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446.

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Vermont Protection & Advocacy, federally-funded statewide disability rights organization addressing neglect ajnd abuse of people with psychiatric and developmental disability labels, immediate opening. Manage office with 10 staff including lawyers and advocates, who serve people with psychiatric labels through individual case work, litigation and public policy work. Annual budget of 1.2 million. Familiarity with mental health and developmental disability rights issues, ability to relate to consumerdriven priorities and Board, grant/fundraising experience, other disability rights grant oversight and management experience, 5 years experience in nonprofit management, JD a plus. Salary range in the $40&#8217;s.

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Want more out of work than just a paycheck? PPNNE's mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all. Seeking an energetic individual with excellent organizational, communication and computer skills to answer phones, oversee the maintenance, cleaning and security of the central office, oversee purchasing of office supplies, and general administrative functions in our Williston office. Associate's Degree or high school diploma plus 2-3 years of office management experience in a non-profit organization preferred. Advanced knowledge of Microsoft Word, familiarity with spreadsheets, and experience in providing support to a diverse group of office personnel a plus. If you are interested in working in a customer-focused, continuous learning environment and are a team player, please respond by July 1". Mail or email cover letter and resume to: PPNNE Program Sen/ices Manager 183 TalcottRd. Suite 101, Williston, VT 05495. EOE

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Help Wanted Part-time Cleaner/Maintenance positions available immediately Hours: Sunday and Monday 1pm-9pm Apply in person to Kevin Tuesday - Saturday. 10am - 5pm at: 10 Farrell St. South Burlington, VT Experience preferred,but not required

PT. Beginning Fall 2002 for NAEYC accredited Christian preschool. Bachelors degree in ECE/CD or ) |||< related field and experience with 3-5 year olds required. Send cover letter, resume and three references to: Good Shepherd Preschool P.O. Box 495 Jericho, VT 05465 Contact Laura Meyer at 878-4127

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AUTISM INTERVENTIONISTS To provide individualized services in public school and community settings to promote the educational, social, behavioral and life skill development of adolescent boys with Autism Spectrum Disorders. Opportunity to join growing program. On-going training and supervision provided. Openings in Chittenden and Franklin Counties. $23,303 annual salary plus full benefits. Cover letter, resume, and 3 references to: Linda Rosenblad, Ph.D. THE BAIRD CENTER FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES 1110 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org

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HOUSING DEVELOPMENT STAFF HOUSING VERMONT, a nonprofit housing development corporation working statewide, is seeking applicants for an Assistant Project Manager in our Burlington office. Under the supervision of the Vice President for Development work with a 7 person development staff on a variety of affordable housing projects. One to three years in community development, or housing project management is required. Experience with federal, state and local funding sources, and non-profit housing organizations is highly desired. Salary commensurate with experience. Send resume and letter of interest to Nancy Owens, Vice President for Development, HVT, 123 St. Paul Street, Burlington, VT 05401 by July 8, 2002. Nancy@hvt.org HVT is an equal opportunity employer. H O U S I N G

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Outstanding Teaching Opportunities Available At Orange North Supervisory Union WASHINGTON VILLAGE SCHOOL • Anticipated Title I Teacher • Anticipated 0.4 Music Teacher, 2 days a week • Grade 8 Teacher • Grade 7 Teacher • Guidance 0.6 • Librarian 0.4 Apply to: Teresa Romasco, Principal Washington Village School Route 1 1 0 Washington. VT 0 5 6 7 5 or e-mail: tromasco@Washington.k12.vt.us W I L L I A M S T 0 W N ELEMENTARY SCHOOL • Speech/Language Pathologist Apply to: Susette LaFlesche Bollard, Principal Williamstown Elementary School 1 0 0 Brush Hill Rd. Williamstown, VT 0 5 6 7 9 W I L L I A M S T O W N MIDDLE HIGH SCHOOL • Anticipated High School Math • Middle School Guidance • Instructional Assistants, 1:1 Assignments Apply to: Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 1 2 0 Herbert Rd. Williamstown, VT 0 5 6 7 9 ORANGE CENTER SCHOOL • 7 / 8 Language Arts/Social Studies Teacher • 7 / 8 Math/Science Teacher • Grade 5 Teacher • Music Teacher 0.2 Apply to: Frank Mellaci, Principal Orange Center School 3 5 7 US Route 3 0 2 East Barre, VT 0 5 6 4 9

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ANTICIPATED OPENINGS FOR THE 2002-03 SCHOOL YEAR: Pine Ridge School is a private boarding school for teenagers with learning disabilities. We need caring, hard working and flexible individuals to join our dynamic staff in our mission to help students define and achieve life long success. Pine Ridge School offers excellent opportunities for people interested in the following fields: Social Services, Special Education, Counseling, Outdoor and Experiential Education. We are anticipating openings in the following areas for the 2002-2003 school year: TWO SCHOOL NURSES Join a team of nurses and mental health professionals to provide holistic health care. One Position is 16 hours per week and includes some evenings and every other weekend. LPN's encouraged to apply for part time position. One position is full-time Monday-Friday 7:30 -3:30ish. Qualified full time applicant will be an RN. Strengths in independent practice and assessment necessary. Competitive wage and very flexible schedule with many breaks. COUNSELOR Monday -Friday. Two days the counselor works from 12:30 - 8:30 and three days the counselor works 8-4. Counselors run groups as well as do individual counseling for students. Masters in counseling desired. DRIVER Individual needed to transport students to and from appointments, airport, bus station, run errands etc... Qualified applicant must be flexible, schedule varies from week to week. Excellent for a retired individual who enjoys teenagers and want to have something to do. CDL is a plus. Clean driving record a must. TWO SAFETY OFFICIALS Week day position Hours: Sunday-Thursday 5:30 pm to 1:30 am. Weekend position Hours: Friday-Saturday 6:00 pm to 2:00 am. Duties include making sure buildings are locked and walking around campus to insure the safety of our students. SCIENCE TEACHER SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER PE INSTRUCTOR All positions full time with benefits. BA required, Vermont Certification preferred. COMPUTER LAB TEACHER Applicants shouid have an advance working knowledge of Microsoft office products including word, excel and access database design and management. Strong written and verbal communication skills along with experience in computer academic curriculum is needed. RESIDENTIAL INSTRUCTORS: Applicants should have experience working with adolescents and a strong desire to learn. Duties include: overnights, general supervision of the dorm and students, direct instruction of social, organizational and life skills, planning and implementation of activities, creating supportive, structured dorm environment. Salary plus room, board and health benefits. Training provided for all aspects of position. ASSISTANT RESIDENTIAL INSTRUCTORS: Applicants should have experience working with adolescents and a strong desire to learn. Duties include: occasional overnights, general supervision of students on and off campus in the transition program, direct instruction of social, organizational and life skills, planning and implementation of activities, creating supportive, structured dorm environment. Salary plus board and health benefits. Training provided for all aspects of position. IMMEDIATE OPENING REGISTRAR/ ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Qualified Applicant will have strong communication, interpersonal and organizational skills. Experience with Blackbaud or other data base systems and familiarity with student records, transcripts and reporting preferred. Applicants should have an advance working knowledge of Microsoft office products including word, excel and access database design and management. TO APPLY: Send resume with cover letter clearly indicating which position you are interested in to: Barbara VanNorden Administrative Assistant to the Headmaster Pine Ridge School 9505 Williston Road Williston, VT 05495 Please no calls or drop ins.

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WILLARD HOUSE CLINICAL STAFF . SUBSTANCE ABUSE CLINICIAN/CASE MANAGER Willard House, a half-way house for teen women with substance issues is seeking a clinical case manager to provide treatment and case management. Provide individual and group substance abuse treatment, coordinate treatment planning and services. MA or MSW required. Licensed preferred.

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and character to lead a not-for-profit regional community development organization serving the Adirondack/Lake Champlain Region of New York State. Full-time position includes specific project management and operational/financial management/staff supervision responsibilities. Duties include supervision of 12 staff, including management and project staff. Skills in planning, writing, public relations, administration, and necessary. Salary to be negotiated.

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Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Inc. The Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Inc (CVOEO) seeks a Technology User Support Manager to join the CVOEO Administration to coordinate and provide routine support for staff who use desktop computing systems. They will respond to calls for help, make service calls, respond to problems with hardware, operating systems, application software, messaging systems, database systems, local area network and Internet access; schedule additional technology support services, if needed; and to provide and/or coordinate individual or group training in the use of computer hardware and software. Qualifications include having a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer science, Information Systems or related field and 3-5 years work experience in PC technical and end user support. Strong analytic skills and demonstrated experience with information systems problem determination and resolution in a diverse hardware and software environment. Demonstrated communication skills to establish and maintain positive working relationships with co-workers, vendors and other personnel with varying skill levels and expertise. Capable of traveling throughout the CVOEO region with a reliable personal vehicle, clean and valid driver's license and ability to lift and install heavy computers and peripherals. Send cover letter, resume, salary history and three references to CVOEO, Inc., P.O. Box 1603, Burlington, Vermont 05402 ATT: Technology User support Manager by June 24, 2002. See CVOEO.ORG for a full job description. EOE.

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OFFICE COORDINATORCustom granite & marble fabrication shop seeks Office Coordinator. Duties will include estimating jobs — product knowledge training will be provided. Organizational skills a must. Computer skills required, preferably Quickbooks. Customer service experience and a professional, presentable appearance necessary. Salary negotiable. Send resume and cover letter to: A&M Stoneworks, Inc. 69 Creek Farm Road Colchester, VT 05446

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Northeastern Family Institute Northeastern Family Institute, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is looking to hire for the following positions:

Program Director Northeastern Family Institute, an expanding statewide provider of mental health treatment services for children, adolescents and families, is seeking a Director for its Community Based Services Program. Experienced, team-oriented person sought for a well established, innovative, intensive treatment program providing wrap-around, therapeutic foster care and specialized services. Responsibilities include administrative, fiscal and clinical management. Candidates must possess a Master's Degree and three years experience in a clinical administrative position. Licensed candidates preferred. Interested candidates should contact Kathy Costello at 878-5390, ext 20 for further information or send resume attn: Kathy Costello, MSW, Regional Director, NFI, PO Box 1415, Williston, VT 05495. EEO.

Champlain Valley Union High School CUSTODIAN Champl ain Valley Union High School has an immediate opening for a custodian for the 3rd Shift - 10:00 p.m. to 6:30 a.m., Monday-Friday during school year, 7:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. summer months. Full benefits, competitive pay for experience or training available. Call 482-7177 for information or pick up an application at the C.V.U. Office, 369 C.V.U. Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

HEALTHCARE POSITIONS AVAILABLE NO NIGHTS OR WEEKENDS CURRENTLY SEEKING CANDIDATES F O R T H E FOLLOWING FULL-TIME A N D PART-TIME POSITIONS: NURSE ADMINISTRATOR/HEALTH SERVICES SUPERVISOR (FULL-TIME) | Must have valid VT license as an RN, Nurse Practitioner or Physicians Assistant. Responsible for the overall supervision and operation of the Health Services Department, including a staff of three. Must have excellent organizational and | managerial skills and ability to multi-task. Knowledge of systems a plus. At least three years practicing experience, one of which was in a lead or supervisory capacity. Shift is Monday- Friday, 8 am-5pm. Competitive salary. REGISTERED NURSE ( PART-TIME) Must have valid VT license, and at least one year's practicing experience. Shift is Monday-Friday, 20 hours per week. Flexible on times. No nights or weekends! Working with full-time RN, assisting in the medical care and treatment of students. HEALTH OCCUPATIONS INSTRUCTOR (PART-TIME) Must have valid VT RN license, shift is twenty hours (20) per week, Tuesday and Thursdays and half day M, W, or Friday. Responsible for clinical instruction, will accompany approx. 3-4 students to local hospital and prepare students for clinical skills. Experience working in a nursing home highly desirable. Will be working with full-time Health Occupations Instructor.

Program Director Community Based Services has an opening for a Therapeutic Case Manager. Responsibilities include treatment planning and service coordination, in-home work with children and biological, adoptive and foster families, and supervision of community skills workers and foster parents. Strong communication skills and ability to set limits required. Must be a team player. Previous work with children with emotional/behavior challenges desired. Master's Degree in a related field preferred. If you are interested in this position call Elisa Ziglar at 878-5390 ext 41. Please submit cover letter and resume to Elisa Ziglar, NFI - VT, PO Box 1415, Williston, VT 05495.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown, clean, quiet, private, 2nd fl., w/screened-in porch. Pets negotiable. Avail. 7/1. $850/mo. incl. heat/trash/ parking. 8 9 9 - 1 7 3 5 . BURLINGTON: 2-bdrm., 2nd fl., in owner-occupied duplex. No smoking/pets. Quiet tenant only. $825/mo. inc. heat/HW, parking. 2 0 7 Park St., 865-1794. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath condo, near bike path, no pets. Carport, pool, tennis courts. Avail, now. $ 1 2 0 0 / m o . + utils. Call 4 0 1 - 3 3 8 - 6 6 2 5 or 802-253-7060. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, newly redone, 2nd fl., W/D, gas heat, shared porch. Near downtown. Avail. 7/1. $800/mo. + utils. + sec. Includes water/trash/parking. 862-5576. BURLINGTON: (3) 2-bedroom apartments: North St., avail. 7/1, $900/mo. Colchester Ave., avail. 6/15, $850/mo. Johnson St., avail. 7/1, $850/mo. Call 8 6 5 - 6 0 6 5 . BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, large, nice, clean, quiet, yard, garden space, coin-op. Avail. 8/1. $1150/mo. 8 7 9 - 2 4 3 6 . BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, quiet, parking, close to hospital, gas heat, Ig. yard, back porch. New paint/carpet. Avail, immed. $1200/mo. No pets. 862-4007. BURLINGTON: Downtown 3bedroom apt. No pets, lease and dep. required. $1100/mo. Call 8 6 5 - 2 1 1 4 , between 7-9 p.m. BURLINGTON: Duplex, 2-bedroom unit at 4 6 0 North Ave. 2 story townhouse plus full basement. W/D, ample off-street parking. Avail. 8/1. $ 1 2 0 0 ^ + utils, dep. Call 4 3 4 - 4 7 7 4 . BURLINGTON: Efficiency, 1 & 2 bedrooms. Gas heat, offstreet parking. Avail, now. $ 5 5 0 - $ 9 0 0 / m o . Close to UVM and downtown. Call 864-4449.

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BURLINGTON: Maple St. Nowend of Oct. Share 2-bedroom apt. with 20-somethings. W/D, parking, porch, hardwood floors. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. 864-0258. BURLINGTON: Summer sublet. Great deal! Newly renovated 3-bedroom apt., wood firs, screened private porch, offstreet parking, no smoking/ pets. Avail immed. $795/mo. + utils. Refs required. Call 203-457-0028. BURLINGTON: Summer subletter needed. 2-bedroom apt., very clean, great location. Rent is negotiable. Call ASAP, 951-9258.

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BURLINGTON: Furnished rooms, clean and quiet, parking, coin laundry, cable, shared kitchen and bath. Dead end street. No smoking/pets. $450/mo., incl. all. 862-3341.

COLCHESTER POINT: Furnished room w/private bath, beautiful views, pvt. beach, pool, hot tub, gym, W/D. Avail, now. $400/mo. Prefer neat, responsible female. Student OK. 8 5 9 - 1 8 2 0 .

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ALL AREAS: / GreatRoommate.com Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.GreatRoommate.com (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom w/lake views, hardwood floors on S. Willard St. Must be dog friendly, no other pets. 1-year lease & deposit required. Avail. 7/1. $300/mo. + utils. Call Brie at 8 6 5 - 4 5 4 0 . BURLINGTON: Large, sunny room in big house w/five others. We're artistic, literary, musical, aesthetic, relatively quiet, self-resourceful but sociable. No smoking/television/pets please. Avail, immed. $280/mo. + 1/6 utils. 863-4649. BURLINGTON: Looking for NS F to share large sunny 2-bedroom apt on North Ave. Prefer grad. student or prof. Walking distance to downtown and bike path. Avail 7/1. Must like cats. $395/mo. + 1/2 util. Call t 651-8861. BURLINGTON: Neat and responsible roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. No smokers/pets. Avail. 8/1. $275/mo. + utils. 8 6 5 - 3 2 1 1 . BURLINGTON: Roommate needed to share a 2-bedroom in Centennial Ct. with a female grad student. Walking distance to UVM. Avail. 8/1. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. 6 5 8 - 3 7 1 6 . BURLINGTON: Seeking responsible prof/grad roommate to share 2-bdrm apartment. Close to downtown/ waterfront. Parking. No smoking/pets. Avail. 7/1. $362.50/mo. + utils. 651-4094. BURLINGTON: Young M/F to share nice 3-bedroom on N. Winooski Ave. Parking, W/D. Avail, immed. $350/mo. + 1/3 utils., deposit, lease. Call Amy 951-9022. CHARLOTTE: Looking for F housemate. Prof/grad student to share large country house. Circa 1830s, fully restored. 3 bedrooms, large country kitchen, W/D, storage, large deck w/views, hot tub, garden space, quiet country living. 2 0 mins. from Burlington. $650/mo. all inclusive. Call Dana at 8 0 2 - 2 3 3 - 0 3 5 4 . CHITTENDEN COUNTY: Looking for a safe and homey place to live? HomeShare Vermont matches roommates with elderly homeowners, who share their homes in return for companionship and some help with household chores. To apply: 8 0 2 - 8 6 3 - 0 2 7 4 or visit: www.homesharevermont.org. EHO. COLCHESTER: Share 2-bedroom one mile from Burlington. 2 floors, yard, parking, laundry. No pets. $425/mo. Call 6 5 5 - 1 8 0 7 . ESSEX JCT: Charming country farm house. 1 spacious room. Avail. 7/1. $430/mo., incl. utils. No smokers/pets. Call 2 8 8 - 8 1 5 5 , ask for Glenn or leave message in mailbox 1.

ESSEX JCT: Prof. F in mid-20s seeks same to share sunny, furnished apt. Must be clean, no pets/drinkers. W/D, all new appliances, cable. Avail. 7/1. First/last/sec. req. $385/mo. + 1/2 utils. 8 7 9 - 8 3 7 1 . HINESBURG: Responsible prof, wanted to share nice, contemporary home in wooded setting. W/D, 1-year lease. Avail, immed. $450/mo. incl. utils. 4 8 2 - 2 3 9 4 * HUNTINGTON: Single laid back woman, approaching 30, looking for roommate(s) to share country home w/garden and horses. Sorry no pets. Avail, immed. $ 3 0 0 - $ 4 5 0 / m o . + utils. 4 3 4 - 4 1 1 1 . JEFFERSONVILLE: House on river, gardens, back porch. Environmentally conscious living. Evenings sacred & quiet. M/F with FT job. NS/ND. $350/mo. + utils. 6 4 4 - 5 9 9 7 . JERICHO: Clean, relaxed environment, outdoor enthusiasts preferred. Big backyard, lots of storage. Avail. 7/1. $435/mo. + utils. 8 9 9 - 3 5 5 5 . JOHNSON: Seeking two responsible persons to share bright, nice 3-bedroom house w/yard in country. W/D. Avail, now. $300/mo. + 1/3 utilities each. 6 3 5 - 1 7 3 0 . RICHMOND: Seeking laid-back but responsible individual to share farmhouse in country with lots of space, garden, mtn views, wood stove, 2 0 min. from Burlington. $325/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 4 3 4 - 7 3 2 8 . S. BURLINGTON: 3-person post-grad household, location convenient to UVM, downtown & busline. No smokers/partyers. Quiet, family neighborhood. $550/mo., incl. all expenses except food. 425-5048. S. BURLINGTON: Private, furnished room w/bath for working female. Kitchen and laundry privileges. Near busline, UVM, UMall, FAHC. Avail, immed. Cable. 8 6 4 - 7 4 0 6 . S. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to share condo in awesome location, located off Kennedy Dr. W/D, DW, covered parking, tennis, etc. Must be fun, NS, clean, responsible and no pets. $450/mo. + 1/2. Avail, for summer sublet too. 802-324-2202. S. BURLINGTON: Seeking two M/F to share charming 3-bedroom house in a quiet neighborhood. Bright w/large yard, hardwood floors, fireplace. Pets OK. Avail. 7 / 1 & 8/1. $450/mo. 6 5 6 - 0 0 9 4 . UNDERHILL: We are 3 young, queer-friendly, responsible, clean, and communicative F, looking for same to share 4bedroom countryside home. Beautiful woods! $300/mo. + utils. Call 8 9 9 - 2 8 6 7 . WATERBURY CENTER: Prof. M/F roommate wanted. Creative, outdoor, gardening, musical atmosphere. Cynics need not apply. Avail, immed. $450/mo., incl. utils. First, last & security req. 2 4 4 - 5 8 4 7 . WEST BOLTON: Mature M/F to share condo with prof. M. Minimum 6-month lease. Nice location on golf course. No pets. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail, now. Call 4 3 4 - 7 3 1 0 , leave message. WILLISTON: M/F to share 3bedroom house. Laundry and lawn. Avail. ASAP. $400+/mo. 879-3011. WILLISTON: Need 2 housemates in renovated countryside farmhouse near Hinesburg line by the lake. Must love kids; sharing house with 2 small children and a cat. 15 min. to UVM. No pets/smokers. Both rooms avail. 8/1. Will trade portion of rent for childcare. $450/mo. or $600/mo. depending on room, incl. util. ref req. 8 7 2 - 2 8 8 6 . WINOOSKI: Roommate needed for spacious room. Avail. 7/1. $315/mo. + $ 2 5 0 deposit. Call 3 3 8 - 4 6 6 0 .

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BUICK CENTURY, 2000, custom sedan, white, V 6 / 3 . 1 L , a u t o . , FWD. 4 5 , 9 4 6 m i l e s , A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, A M / F M cass., A B S , t r a c t i o n c o n t r o l . Best price, $ 1 2 , 2 4 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

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AUDI QUATTRO WAGON, 1 9 9 3 , pearl m e t . / t a n leather, sunroof, h e a t e d seats, a u t o , 3 r d seat (7 passangers), very nice. Only $ 8 9 9 5 . Call I m p o r t e d Car Center at 802-878-3391

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G M C J I M M Y , 1 9 9 9 , sport u t i l i t y , 4 dr., red, V 6 / 4 . 3 L High Output, auto., 4 W D . 2 4 , 2 2 9 m i l e s , SL, A/C, PS, PW, PL, c r u i s e , A M / F M cass., A B S . Best p r i c e , $ 1 6 , 4 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

sport utility, 2 dr., b l a c k , 4-cyl/2.5L, 5 spd., 4WD. 3 0 , 7 8 9 m i l e s , rear seat, PS, A M / F M cass. Best p r i c e , $ 1 4 , 4 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

1 9 9 9 , sedan, beige/tan, V 6 / 3 . 1 L , a u t o . , FWD. 2 4 , 6 7 8 m i l e s , A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, A M / F M cass., A B S . Best p r i c e , $ 1 1 , 2 9 5 . Call Shearer P o n t i a c , 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM, 1991,

w h i t e , 2 dr., a u t o , FWD, power e v e r y t h i n g , A M / F M cass., c r u i s e , new battery, low m i l e a g e , 4 4 , 6 8 0 . S m o o t h ride, w e l l m a i n t a i n e d . $ 6 9 0 0 . Call Pat, 864-3455.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE,

1 9 9 9 , sport utility convertible, black, 4 - c y l / 2 L , 5 spd., 4 W D . 2 7 , 3 6 9 m i l e s , A/C, PS, A M / F M . Best p r i c e , $ 9 9 9 5 . Call Shearer P o n t i a c , 802-658-1212.

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less t h a n 1 0 K on brakes/ tires. Runs good. $ 6 5 0 / O B O . Call 4 p . m . - 8 p . m . , 434-6115.

FORD ESCORT LX, 1991,

w a g o n , C a l i f o r n i a car, silver, 5 spd., 1 2 4 K , cassette, new t i r e s . Very r e l i a b l e . $ 1 3 0 0 . 862-8847.

FORD EXPLORER SPORT,

iiiiiii G M C YUKON, 2 0 0 2 , sport u t i l i t y , 4 dr., b l u e , V 8 / 4 . 8 L , auto., 4 W D . 2 3 , 1 4 8 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, c r u i s e , A M / F M / C D cass., A B S , t r a c t i o n c o n t r o l , roof rack. Best p r i c e , $ 3 1 , 4 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

HONDA ACCORD EX, 1992,

5 spd., black, sunroof, loaded. No rust. $35QO/OBO. 2 8 8 - 9 7 4 9 .

MAZDA PROTEGE, 1993, 4 dr., s t a n d a r d , A l p i n e CD, A/C, 9 8 K m i l e s . S n o w t i r e s . R u n s & looks g o o d . Well m a i n t a i n e d . N o rust. $ 3 0 0 0 / 0 6 0 . Call 802-951-9510.

NISSAN PATHFINDER SE,

1 9 9 4 , V6, 4WD, auto., 8 0 K , dark green. R u n s g o o d a n d in g o o d c o n d i t i o n . $ 6 7 5 0 / O B O . Call 8 4 6 - 2 6 2 6 day or 8 6 3 - 8 0 5 4 nights/weekends.

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MORRISVILLE to ESSEX. I need a ride t o IBM. I work from 7 p m - 7 am. ( 4 0 0 5 7 )

WATERBURY to MONTPELIER. M y hours are 7 a m - 3 p m . 1 am flexible & looking for a ride M-F. ( 4 0 0 4 5 )

ST. ALBANS to ESSEX I need a ride to IBM. I need t o be t o work between 7 : 3 0 a m & 9 : 3 0 a m . (40056) ' •

S. BURLINGTON to ESSEX JCT. I a m looking for a ride to I B M from S. Burlington. I work M-F, 8 a m 4;30 pm. (40038)

BURLINGTON to S. BURLINGTON. I need a ride to Sears at the University Mall. I work Sun.-Sat. from 6 a m - 2 p m . ( 4 0 0 5 8 )

BURLINGTON to S. BURLINGTON. I a m looking fora ride Mon., Tues., Fri:-, & Sat. I work f r o m 9 : 3 0 a m 6:00pm. 40077.

2 0 0 1 , s e d a n , red,' 4 c y l . / 2 . 4 L , a u t o . , FWD. 2 0 , 7 3 4 m i l e s , A/C, PS, PW, PL, c r u i s e , A M / F M / C D , A B S , t r a c t i o n c o n t r o l . Best price, $ 1 3 , 8 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT,

1 9 9 9 , s e d a n , bronze; V 6 / 3 . 8 L , a u t o . , FWD, 6 0 , 5 9 7 m i l e s , A/C, PL, c r u i s e , A M / F M / C D cass., A B S , s l i d i n g s u n roof. Best p r i c e , $ 1 1 , 9 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

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802-658-1212 SUBARU LOYALE, 1989, 4 W D w a g o n . N e w tires, t i m i n g belts, radiator, sticker. Extra t i r e s a n d r i m s . May be seen in M i d d l e b u r y or Vergennes. $ 9 7 5 . ' 802-948-2189.

TOYOTA CAMRY, 1992, A/C, A M / F M cass., n e w brakes/ s t r u t s / c l u t c h . Great c o n d i tion. Inspected until 12/02. A s k i n g $ 1 8 0 0 . Call 802-434-5344.

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s p d . , b l a c k , PW, A/C, A M / F M cass. E x c e l l e n t c o n d i t i o n . 2 ^ s e t s of t i l e s . $ 1 1 , 9 0 0 . Call ^ 434-5344.

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2 0 0 1 , c o u p e , 2 dr., silver, 4 cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD. 3 3 , 4 9 4 m i l e s , A/C, PS, A M / F M cass., d u a l f r o n t air bags, A B S , spoiler. Best price, $ 1 0 , 9 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 .

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Coupe, 1 9 8 3 , burgundy m e t a l l i c / t a n leather, 5 s p d , r e m o v a b l e roof, new c l u t c h , brakes a n d s h o c k s . Clean in a n d o u t . O w n t h e car y o u ' v e d r e a m e d a b o u t ! Call I m p o r t e d Car Center at 802-878-3391

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BURLINGTON to MILTON. I am looking for a ride to M i l t o n from Burlington d u r i n g the day. My hours and days are flexible. ( 4 0 0 8 7 )

GRAND ISLE FERRY to BURLINGTON. I a m looking for share driving Mon.-Fri., 9 : 0 0 a.m. to 5 : 0 0 p . m . (40016)

BURLINGTON to COLCHESTER. I am looking for a ride t o Colchester Monday-Friday. ( 4 0 0 8 4 )

WILLISTON to COLCHESTER. I am looking for a ride t o Water Tower Hill in Colchester from Williston and back from 8 a.m. t o 5 p . m . (40093)

WINOOSKI to GRAND ISLE FERRY. I am looking to share driving Mon.Fri.-, 7 : 0 0 a.m. to 4 : 3 0 p . m . (40015)

BURLINGTON to MILTON or COLCHESTER. I a m looking for a ride t o M i l t o n or Colchester f r o m Burlington at 4 : 3 0 p . m l ( 4 0 0 9 6 ) BURLINGTON to MILTON. I am looking for a ride f r o m Burlington t o Chimney Corners Monday-Friday. My hours are 6 : 0 0 a m to 4 : 0 0 p m . (40083) '.vrv BURLINGTON to ESSEX JCT. I a m looking for a ride t o Essex Junction Monday-Friday. My hours are 8:00am-5:G0pm. (40085) "if ,

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BURLINGTON to RICHMOND. I am looking for a ride at 7 : 0 0 a.m. one way, Monday-Friday. ( 4 0 1 0 9 ) MONKTON to WILLISON. I am looking to share driving, MondayFriday, 8 : 0 0 a.m. to 5 : 0 0 p . m . (40125) ESSEX JCT. to ESSEX CTR. I am looking for a ride to Price Chopperin Essex, Sat. and Sun, 1 0 : 3 0 p . m . t o 7 : 0 0 a.m. ( 4 0 1 2 6 )

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860-4393 TOYOTA COROLLA DX, 1 9 9 4 , o n e owner, 5 s p d . , great shape, c i t y car, 8 tires, oil c h a n g e regularly, d u a l air bags, A B S , a n c h o r b r a c k e t i n s t a l l e d for c h i l d car seat, f o l d d o w n rear seats for ski's & boards. Cruise, A/C, t i l t , power w i n d o w s & locks. 1 3 2 K m i l e s . B e l o w book at $ 4 9 0 0 . Please call 862-4632.

VOLKSWAGEN VANAGON, 1 9 8 4 , 4 s p d . Great cargo v a n . N e w brakes a n d tires. $975. 802-948-2189.

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802-658-1212 VW, JETTA, 1998, 5 spd., loaded. Very low m i l e a g e , excellent c o n d i t i o n i n s i d e / o u t s i d e , 1-year warranty left. Need f a m i l y car. Take over lease or buy for $ 1 1 , 5 0 0 f i r m . Call 802-878-3109.

VW SUPER BEETLE,1973, l o o k i n g for a g o o d h o m e . R u n s g r e a t ! S o l i d floor, s u n roof, s o m e rust. $ 1 6 5 0 / O B O . Call 8 7 9 - 6 2 2 0 .

VW VANAG0N GL, 1991,

needs s o m e m i n o r m e c h a n i cal w o r k , b u t overall s o l i d . PS, PB, PW, auto. 8 7 K m i l e s . Extra set of t i r e s i n c l u d e d . $ 3 0 0 0 . Call 864-5581.

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TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): It's a perfect moment to have your leaks plugged, your stains cleaned, your spark plugs changed, your love songs rewritten, your white lies atoned for, your fears massaged and your vain hopes subjected to a dose of reality therapy. But don't worry; the imminent future is not merely about repair and retooling. It will also be a favorable time to get your load lightened, your untold stories heard, your debt cancelled, your apologies accepted, your fantasy life refurbished, your wildness restored, your volume turned up, and your feet kissed.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): I would gladly authorize you to take a giant leap of faith over the abyss this week, Gemini — as long as you'd also promise to wear a parachute. I'd blithely urge you to make a wish under a waterfall and worship at the feet of a sexy idol — as long as you wear a flotation device and as long as the idol agrees to worship at your feet, too. In conclusion, I would heartily dare you to risk extravagant adventures — as long as you maintain a crisp system of checks and bal-

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20CANCER (June 21-July 22): Join me now in a moment of silence, my fellow Cancerian, as we commemorate our recently deceased nightmares. In their prime, they were sour and sickly, yet somehow also breathtaking in their capacity to awaken us. Generous in ways we couldn't understand till now, they exuded a scary beauty that exposed our crudest ignorance and provoked our greatest resourcefulness. Now, in death, those nightmares will serve us anew, as they decay into lush compost that will fertilize an eruption of wickedly tender brainstorms in the coming weeks. L E O (July 23-Aug. 22): There are few things more pleasing to my heart than to observe children running for joy in the great outdoors. They're not competing in a race. They're not trying to save time or lose weight or stay in shape. The thrill of summoning all their energy to zip along as the wind flows by them is all the reward they seek. On the other hand, I don't like to see kids dashing around with scissors in their hands — not even if they're running for joy in the great outdoors. This week, Leo, I bid you to be like my first example, not the second.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It was easy to unearth your oracle, Virgo. After taking one look at your astrological aspects, I knew all I had to do was turn to the word "gist" in my thesaurus. "Core," it read, "kernel, sap, meat, nub, pith, marrow." Every one of those terms describes where you should be heading in the coming weeks. Ah, but here's the rub. If you feel more comfortable on the outskirts and peripheries, or if

you prefer to make a name for yourself from dealing with subordinates and hangers-on, then you may freak out when given the chance to be at the heart of the action. I pray, though, that you will summon the chutzpah to dive into where you belong.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The World Wildlife Fund has been around since 1961, fighting earnestly to save endangered species. Its logo features a panda bear. The World Wrestling Federation launched in 1962, and has made millions of dollars selling staged combats between steroid-inflamed loonies. Its Web site recently touted its best-selling item as the "Undertaker Big Evil Red Devil T-shirt." So which of these WWFs won the recent skirmish between the two? The good guys! A court ruled that the pandas had a superior claim to the initials WWF, and that the devils had to change their name. It's now World Wrestling Entertainment. I bring this up, Libra, as proof that sometimes goodness and beauty and truth do triumph. As you navigate an analogous showdown in your own sphere, fight for this possibility with all your might.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): There's a lot of Scorpio envy out there, isn't there? Think of all the people who try to make you feel guilty for being so vivid and alive, simply because they secretly want to be like you but know they could never handle the intensity. I want you to take a break from all that negative reinforcement this week, baby. I want you to surround yourself with fascinating, strong-willed movers and shakers who not only

aren't afraid of your unnerving beauty, but actually thrive on it. You need and deserve this fierce acceptance. It is not a luxury you can do without.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Life is totally unfair, and you will soon be living proof of that, Sagittarius — in reverse, that is! Wild cards and X-factors will fall at your feet, in your lap, and on your head. You're likely to attract a kind of extravagant, unpredictable luck that will almost make no sense. You'll have such incisive intuition and impeccable timing that it may almost seem as if there's a cosmic conspiracy working behind the scenes to make you happy and fulfilled. The only potential downside is that envious people may accuse you of having an unnatural advantage or reaping more than your rightful share. Fortunately, your charm levels will be so high that you can probably disarm their resentment.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): In recent weeks you've been good — maybe a little too good, actually — about obeying all the signs, remaining loyal to reliable sources even when they weren't helpful, and averting your eyes from the places where you weren't "supposed" to look. But in the coming days, Capricorn, I'd appreciate it if you did just the opposite. Question every rule, please; even if you ultimately follow it, at least subject it to intense scrutiny. And about those reliable sources: Don't dump them unceremoniously, but on the other hand, do hold them to higher standards. As far as the sights you've been politely avoiding: Explore them with piercing curiosity.

Feb. 18): This horoscope has a complicated theme, Aquarius, but I think you, of all people, can handle it. Just to make sure you understand what the cosmic forces are trying to tell you, I'll present the same basic message from five different angles. 1. Have fun as you foment benevolent rebellion. 2. Do good even as you tamper with the status quo. 3. Blend the moral perspective of a humanitarian with the rowdy helpfulness of a kind trickster. 4. Shake everyone up with the infectious cheer of your righteous teasing. 5. Be an unpredictable, joy-dispensing, fear-dispersing troublemaker.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): I wish I could get one of those 11 newly discovered moons of Jupiter named after you. I wish I could sell NBC a sitcom based on the story of your life. I wish I could rent you your own personal Buddhist monk to pray for you three hours a day and fix you sacred desserts 10 times a week. I'd love for you to be able to know what it's like to be fought over by two smart, attractive suitors. Unfortunately, I'm not rich and powerful enough to lavish you with these and all the other wonderful gifts you deserve. So please, Pisces, bestow countless treats on yourself. The planetary omens practically demand that you be showered with blessings, but they don't necessarily say the blessings will come from other people.

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SWF, MEDIUM HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE, REDhead, who is a happy, loving, open-minded, sensitive and sexy woman. Looking for my match; are you out there? Let's enjoy pur summer. 1918 RU EARTH-FRIENDLY, OPEN-MINDED AND intelligent? 25 YO capitol city mama seeks philosopher, dreamer, romantic to inspire passionate, creative conversation. Come seek a life less ordinary! 1914

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COOL COUNTRY CAT, FORMER CITY RAT, 33, slender, sporty and sexy, a little shy. Seeks man under 40 with brains, body, heart and humor, to drink margaritas on warm afternoons, share the Sunday NYT, hike the Long Trail. 1823

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GET OUT! AND PLAY. SWF, FIT, FINE, FUN, keen. Seeks SM, 3o's and up, for adventure. Dist. trail run, swim, paddle, ride. You: Smart, fun, goodhearted. Become friend or mate? Looking for kindred spirit. Change the dream. 1708

DWPF, 3 4 , SEEKING AN HONEST BLACK OR Puerto Rican male. Someone who can be real. Looking for a friend or playmate to start and we can take it from there. Must like a thick beautiful woman who is secure.

SPIRITUALLY AND PROFESSIONALLY OVERambitious, attractive, SWF, 39. Seeks evolved, emotionally available eco-guy. Let's balance each other. 1706

ORGANICALLY GROWN, ATTRACTIVE, 4 6 YO, Gemini, artist, teacher, Reiki practitioner, spiritual seeker, music lover, nature enthusiast, occasional traveler, in search of mature, not overripe, healthy, educated male companion, willing to grow into love of my life.

ADVENTUROUS WITH TOUCH OF IDEALISM, sensitive, irreverent, fun-loving, home-loving, warm, resourceful, 47, traveler, packs light, progressive thinker. Seeks warmhearted man w/humor, a generous spirit, thoughtful, w/integrity & capacity to care. Values simple living & independence. 1638

DWF SHY BUT GUTSY. NOT AFRAID TO smile. Enjoy sports, travel, cooking, fun times. Seeks LTR with cool, thoughtful guy. 50's. Financially secure, sense of humor. Play tennis, golf? Please respond. 1902

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30 SOMETHING YO, F, WOULD LIKE TO enjoy the company of a man. The man must be single, educated, and able to hold himself together. I am 420 friendly, articulate and have a variety of interests; music, classic cars and mutual satisfaction. Kindness and respect required/guaranteed. 1814 LIVELY, CREATIVE, OUTDOORSY WOMAN, whose life revolves around animals, art, and rural life would enjoy the company of an educated middle aged man who appreciates abundance, activity, adventure, and aesthetics. Walk, ride, paint, photograph, kayak. RISD, Rowayton, Maine Coast. 1813

BURLINGTON, VERMONT NEWS: REPORTS just in of extremely rare, vintage 1965, crazy, sexy, cool blonde babe avail. Not for sale at any price, but can be won by one lucky and deserving local guy. Serious Inquiries ONLY! 1633 SWPF, 22, 5*6", 180 LBS., BROWN/GREEN. Me: Passionate, good back rubber, fun-toving, somewhat athletic, trying to quit smoking. Who loves flowers, music, long walks and cuddling. You: 22-29, 5'io"+. Friendship first, possible LTR. 1624

DOWN-TO-EARTH DWF, M I D ^ o ' s , PETITE, FIT, vegetarian, spiritual, sensitive, sensual, great sense of humor, attractive (so I'm told). I love my dog, my kayak and the "nature of things". I'm seeking a kind, honest, funny, attractive, dog-loving man for LTR. 1788

SWF, 3 7 , SHORT/DARK HAIR, SLENDER AND cute. Looking for SWM, 29-40. Needs: Companionship, honesty, love, conversation, logic, intelligence, local and worldly outlook. I'm worth it. Would prefer cute men with money. 1421

ATTRACTIVE, WORKING GIRL SWF, 19, SEEKS M, 19-25. Must be able to have a good time, carry on a conversation, laugh and put up with me. Losers, psychos loafers and stalkers need not apply. 1734

54, ATTRACTIVE, WELL-PRESERVED, 5'6", 115 lbs., earthy; need to live close to the land, NS/D, creative, sensual, easygoing. Looking for man w/land & unfulfilled dreams, whose fusion w/me creates a reality. Race unimportant, heart is. 1417

WOULD LIKE TO FIND VALUE IN A RELATIONship, and explore this world with someone who would like to travel within the state. Seeking love and a willingness to begin a new beginning. 1710

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DWS M O M , 4 3 , SPIRITUALLY-MINDED, JOYful, thoughtful, vegetarian with love of outdoors, hiking, x-country skiing, children, lightheartedness 81 life! Seeking compassionate, healthy NS man, 45+, w/similar interests 8> values for friendship first, possible LTR. 1402

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SEARCHING FOR A SOULMATE: LATE 40'S DWPF attractive, personable with great sense of humor. Enjoy biking, sailing, traveling, dining out. ISO an emotionally secure man for companionship & possible LTR. 1360

LOTS TO GIVE/RECEIVE: ATTRACTIVE AND passionate PF with artsy, athletic and intellectual inclinations. Lover of both city and country life, financially fine, free for fun and the more profound aspects of life. ISO similar M, 48-58.1383

SWF ISO COMPASSIONATE MAN, 25-30, TO share in the Earth's natural pleasures. I enjoy healthy living, yoga and exploring the woods and nearby river gorges. Come dance with me under the moonlight or come sit with me by the fire. 1415 SWF 27, URBAN WILDCAT W/OUTDOORSY inclinations seeks a worldly man to share in adventure, cultural outings and erudite conversation. Interests include foreign travel, ethnic cuisine, film, billiards, country auctions, hiking and paddling in the ADK's and Greens. 1410

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KIND, CARING, PROFESSIONAL, DOG-LOVING, 28 YO, seeking a really nice man within reasonable distance to Hyde Park for summer fun, hiking, kayaking, camping, and eating fresh veggies, (fall, winter, and spring fun a possibility). 1355

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ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO HAVE SOME FUN! If a soul connection happens, all the better! Beautiful, aware, smart, sensual, cultured (30 something, SWP), playmate available for outdoor adventure and mutual expansion. ISO a fit, sexy, evolved man (30-45, SWP) who knows how to enjoy life in a healthy manner. Minimal baggage preferred. 1367

BUSY PROFESSIONAL, ARTICULATE, IMAGinative, spiritual. Into history, construction and wildlife. Likes music, eroticism and spirits. Seeks occasional dinner/movie/theater partner; possible part-time relationship. Older men onjy.1537 ;

THIS YOUNG ACTING 40'S SWF, IS READY for summer. Looking for tall, dark & handsome SWM, 37-47, to share fun times. Must like camping, drive-ins, sunsets & dancing. Honest & straight men only. Must like to cuddle. 1809

MR. POTATO HEAD PLEASE APPLY HERE. Eyes to see me, ears to listen, mouth to ???, nose to eskimo kiss, and voice to communicate. You're wanted badly! Please call this 37 YO, SWF oh sexy "root" of the earth. 1725

2 8 YO, SWF LOOKING FOR S W M , 25-35, TO share her love of the outdoors, movies, dancing, snowboarding, cuddling and great conversation. Must be fun loving and open minded (into kids a definite plus)! 1374

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I WANT A BEST FRIEND. I WANT A LOVER. I want someone to grow old with but I don't want kids. I know I am asking for a great deal but I don't want to settle for less. ISO SM, 25-35.1610

SWF, PETITE, 38, ORGANIC GARDENER, artisan, banjo player, dancer. ISO NS/D, 3548, fit, articulate, emotionally and financially secure, spiritual. Let's harvest, weed, and chocolate-covered-strawberry our way through life's joys, sorrows, in honest, perennially strong but never stagnating soulmateship.1532

FINE, FUNNY HONEY WITH CHUTZPAH AND heart. Seeks urbane, intriguing gentleman (49 3/4 to 59 1/4) for good conversation, nights out for concerts, films, dancing, and who knows what? 1726

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RESTLESS 45 YO F, SEEKS YOUNGER MAN, steeper rock, bigger mountains, deeper powder, faster horses, darker beer, travel com- s panions.1377

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A M A N OF ALL SEASONS: HANDSOME, ATHletic, energetic, sincere, 4 4 YO, S W M , ISO LTR with naturally attractive SWF, 3 0 - 4 0 , interested in outdoor adventures, candlelight dinners a n d the simple things in life. Game players need not respond. 1803

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40 Y O BLACKSMITH SEEKS 35-40 YO STRIKer to help ring my anvil. Do you see beauty in hot iron, a b a n d o n e d roads a n d old buildings? Did your mother tell you that you were born 100 years too late? Fun loving, NS, ND, good communication skills and a n inward looking ability essential. 1801

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FUNNY, SILLY, IRREVERENT CAT PERSON looking for friendship first. Tall, blonde, slim S W P M , 28, looking for cute, intelligent, witty w o m a n , 24-31, to spend time with. Love playing Spades, techno-tinkering, movies, dining out, o u t d o o r frolicking, golf a n d other fun stuff. 1800

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SMOKER, DRINKER, WRITER, FAT, 41, ARTIST, hates the outdoors, h o o k e d on antidepressants, good pool player, disheveled, left handed, nihilist- honest. I don't know w h a t or w h o m I seek. Frieda Kahlo? Sure. 1797

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32, SHAMELESSLY FUNNY, REALLY APPEALing; outside and in, creative, cool job, confident. Wait, why do I need this ad again? ISO 2 4 - 3 3 YO attractive counterpart. 1643

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S W M , 23, ISO SF, 21-25, FOR FRIENDSHIP or possible LTR. I enjoy humor, life, smiles, the outdoors, snow boarding, country drives, dining, movies, music, weekends and many other things. Hope we can share a few intere s t s - Taking applications now. EOE 1642

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THE IMPROBABLE: COMMUNING W/NATURE via canoe by day, exploring kinky realms by night. Care to delve into this perplexing duality with me? Dominant S W M , early 30's, seeking younger female partner to enjoy life with. 1640

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SNUGGLE MATE WANTEDI S W M GRAD STUdent, 3 0 , kind, wise, gorgeous a n d fit. Wants to meet an adorable younger SF student for comfortable friendship a n d joyful summertime journeys into safe, tasty sensuous bliss. Vegetarian preferred; No smokers or kids please. 1639

* SAILING PARTNER, NS. H O W ABOUT SAILING on Lake Champlain or Maine coast this suml mer? Sailing experience not necessary, but t good physical condition, a love of water & a * sense of humor are a plus. 1794

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CONSIDERATE S W M SEEKS FRIEND. 49 YO, looks younger, currently back in grad. school, likes singing, music, writing, hiking, architecture, traveling. I a m looking for a similar NS F for casual dating, indoor, a n d outdoor activities. I'm a good listener a n d easy-going. 1631

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S W P M , 30 YO, ACTIVE, ATHLETIC, S N O W board, kayak, hike, motorcycle, easy-going, mild mannered, communicative, happy, Kind hearted, good career, good life, 5 ' 6 " , brown/blue. 173 5

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SUNSETS: D W M WOULD LIKE TO SHARE with SDWF, 4 0 - 5 0 , and create a new friendship. I have varied interests. Call to see w h a t we have in c o m m o n a n d w h o knows what may h a p p e n . 4 6 2 1

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REALIZING THAT DIVORCE IS THE BEGINNING of the rest of my life, active, outdoorsy, blue-collar academic; radical leftist w/diverse interests, friends a n d touch of gray; comfortable w/myself, ready and available for intellectual, spiritual, e m o t i o n a l a n d physicat relationship 1732

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W , W l / M , 56, NOT ONLY THE SCENT OF A w o m a n but also the taste (if you are clean). If you enjoy this or would like to experience it then we should get together. I really enjoy this a n d you will also. Privacy guaranteed. 1618

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3 7 . D W M , 6 ' i " , 235 lbs., HAS KIDS, LIKES dancing, outdoors, laughing, cooking. ISO NS, CF, 2 5 - 4 3 . No games please, maybe LTR? 1611

FIRST T I M E DOING THISI S O O N TO BE divorced; healthy, together, active, positive, fun-loving, local prof, male with many interests. Seeks like-minded females for fun, relaxing, sexual summer "dating". 1724

SEXY, ATHLETIC, SENSUAL, PASSIONATE DWM, 4 3 , looks younger. Looking for fun and adventure with similar attractive, openminded, fit female, w h o enjoys intimacy a n d c a n b e a little naughty, for possible LTR. 1538

LONE, ECCENTRIC ARTIST SEEKS MUSE: 25 YO, NS, shy, funny. Digs movies, bicycling, reading, sci-fi, long walks, Simpsons, British comedy, Dali, Picasso, Giger. ISO attractive, intelligent SF, 19-30. Goths, BBW's, redheads, punk rock a n d Asian girls especially welcome.1897

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TALL 81 FUNNY GUY W I T H NICE SMILE. SEEKS down-to-earth girl for summer fun. Boating, biking, camping dining, hiking a tennis partner ideal. Love of dogs required, a n d sushi a real plus! Drop me a line, no bs a n d no strings. 1719

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D W M , 44, 5'10", 150 LBS., HEALTHY, NS, Abenaki spirituality, liberal, homesteader, stone house, artist, cooking, camping, canoeing, puns, jokes, Calvin/Hobbs, Black Elk Speaks, Thoreau, Scott/Helen Nearing, Cat Stevens, Bach, Aerosmith, jerimia Johnson, W h e n Harry Met Sally, Simpsons, Garrison Keillor. 1535

S W M , 31, A CARESSIVE LOVER, KIND, GENerous, sincere, financially secure gentleman. I enjoy lifting weights, evening walks, a n d romantic dinners. Looking for an easy-going, down-to-earth lady with a flirtatious personality. 1920

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AAAI THIS 40-SOMETHING BLONDE W I T H A Triple "A" Rating (Active, Attractive a n d Available) is seeking the right guy for dining, dancing, outdoor fun, laughter, romance, travel a n d adventure! Financially secure, educated, fit, well-traveled professional hoping to meet her match! 1714

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SMALL T O W N DAD W I T H NO TIME TO MEET new people. 27, 5 ' 9 " , 160 lbs. ISO SF that is fun, easy to get along with a n d not afraid to get dirty. 1533

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S W M , 33, NS, LOVES KIDS. LIKES TO GO out to bars, crazy a b o u t NFL, WWF, movies, racing. ISO SWF, 2 5 - 4 0 , NS, w h o loves kids a n d likes to have fun. LTR. 1713

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CREATIVE, FUN-LOVING, GOOD-LOOKING, FIT, D W P M , 40's. ISO fun, attractive, w a r m , humorous, grounded, compassionate lady for dance partner a n d more. Like mountain a n d water sports, travel and comfortable h o m e . Spiritual but not religious. Must love dogs, kids, honesty. 1416

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IN THE TRANQUIL LANDSCAPE AND ESPECially in the distant line of the horizon, humanity beholds s o m e w h a t as beautiful as it's own nature. S M , NS, 5 ' 9 " , 155 lbs., likes folk guitar, writing, photography, hiking, nature, children. Seeks fit, caring, friendly spirit for LTR. 1413

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DOWN-TO-EARTH GUY, 47, S W D P , NS, enjoys live music, contradancing, quirky films, great books, good jokes, bad puns; find renewal in gardening, walking in woods, canoeing. Mankind's cruelty brings me to tears; Bach's pieces for cello give me hope. Sound like you? 1398

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A WONDERFUL GUY: S W M , 29, 5 ' n " , BLUE eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 1397

WANNA PLAY? 31 YO, TANNED S W M . BORED with current relationship & looking for some no-strings-attached fun. Single, married or 2 women. Let's take my boat out & I'll give you a ridel! 1887 S W M , 29, WHIMSICAL BURLINGTON ARTIST/ geek seeks creative individual. I enjoy riding on the bike path, long coding sessions, a n d rainy evening Looney Toon marathons. Lets inspire each others art. 1915 25 YO, S W P M , 5*11", 165 LBS., GREAT LOOKing, smart, rager. ISO 2 4 - 3 0 YO babe, sick body, smart, w h o can party. Interests include: Having lots of sex, great times skiing, music, partying, surfing a n d traveling. You must be similar. Babes only. 1913 JUST GOOD COMPANY: SHY GUY, 30, ISO intelligent, funny, attractive a n d quirky w o m a n to spend a Saturday night at Muddy Waters, sharing good conversation, dryhumored laughs, and perhaps a flirtatious smile or two. 1909 S W M , 38, 6'o", BLUE EYES, W H O LIKES FISHing, cooking and adventure. Looking for SWF, 3 0 - 4 5 , with same interests a n d child free. Smokers Q K . 1 9 0 6 40 ISH, EDUCATED, INTERESTING, TRAVELED, divorcing, W business guy, looking for nice, 30-45 YO (you are all attractive), w o m a n for friendship a n d whatever; only condition is no nasty tempers. Kids OK, I have a few myself and actually like them. 1905 NATURE BOY SEEKS: LOVING. SEXY, INTELLIgent, provocative, outgoing, relaxed, spiritual, super sexual w o m a n ! Friends, lovers, t e a m m a t e , soulmate, must be real, family, wife type. I'm 31, 5 ' 7 " , blue-green eyes, natural dreads, healthy, clean, mature. 1901 31, P M , ATTRACTIVE, IN SHAPE, INTO OLD BMW's, Thai food, a n d U2. Seeking attractive PF, 2 5 - 3 2 , w h o can have conversations a b o u t existentialism but also watch a baseball game. Golfer and/or mtn. biker a plus. 1899 LOOKING FOR LOVE: M U S T BE ATTRACTIVE, fit, sexy F, 20+. Friends first, full-time lovers. LTR with right girl. Compassion, loyalty a must. Looking for possible golf partner on links. Want's to take care of your sexual needs. Please call. 1898

ONE IN A MILLION D W M , 45, 5 ' n " , 175 LBS., fit, ambitious, hard working, healthy, handsome, NS/D, likes country, animals, outdoors, hiking, movies, auctions, fairs, Sunday drives. Seeking attractive, fit, ambitious, caring, healthy lady, 3 3 - 4 5 . LTR. 1893 NIGHTS ARE LONG AND LONELY. D W M , 48, ISO NS w o m a n to share some of t h e m . Should like to: Touch a n d be touched; hold and be held; kiss a n d be kissed; give a n d receive TLC; love a n d be loved. Anyone? 1889 SHE'S OUT THERE: SOPHISTICATED, SENsual, elegant, fit, petite & unpretentious. Loves nature &. healthily living. 4oish. Me: DWPM, good-looking, principled, outgoing, mischievous, passionate 8c successful. Enjoy health, nature, theater, adventure & the finer things in life. 1811 COMPASSIONATE, S W M , 33, 5 V . 156 LBS., brown hair, green eyes. I'm employed, honest, down-to-earth. Seeking a sincere SWF, between 2 2 - 3 4 , slim to m e d i u m build, for friendship leading to possible LTR. Don't be shy, reply. 1807 VENTURE FORTHI SEEKING A DELIGHTFUL, devoted and delectable vegetarian, 3 6 - 4 6 . Summer is our time. Let's frolic in the garden. 1805

I SMOKERS MAKE BETTER LOVERSI S W M , *. 30's, good looks/build. Seeks 2 8 to 4 5 YO, t slender to m e d i u m built w o m a n , w h o can t enjoy life, is outgoing, dances, likes the sun, I water, camping. Is fun, affection a n d trust t w h a t you need? Call me! 1712 I « * I I

ARE THERE ANY TRASHY TRAILER PARK; TOO much lipstick, old fashioned kind of country gals out there? I don't care if you've been with a hundred men; just as long as I'm the last. I'm 5*11" 81 a fit 170 lbs. 1704

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Y O U THINK YOU'RE PRETTY, BUT I THINK you're beautiful! You're kind, loyal, left-leaning. You feel some insecurities. I don't care; We will take care of each other. Me: Early 40's, silly, handsome, slim, sexy. I sincerely believe in w o m e n . 1703

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S W M , 38, 5 ' i l " , 160 LBS., NS, SEEKING occasional hiking, canoeing companion, Greens or Adks. Age/race unimportant. Fit, positive attitude essential. Humor, intelligence, down-to-earth nature required. Share a camp fire?-i700

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SUCCESSFUL S B P M , 41, LOOKING FOR A sophisticated NS activity partner that enjoys the finer things in life. You: Book-smart but sensual. Elegant but earthy. At h o m e in both the gym a n d the theater. Extremety prosperous but unpretentious. 1 3 8 7

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FLY W I T H ME: FINANCIALLY SECURE S W P M ISO fun-loving, active, fit WF, 3 3 - 4 3 , to share frequent getaways to FL beaches a n d tropical island seashores. Love of dining out, ocean frolic/swimming a n d basking in the sun a must. 1386

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* SLOW DANCE TO ROMANCE. D W M , YOUNG J 3 9 , fit, fun, very open, honest a n d affection; ate. Seeks a w o m a n 2 8 - 4 6 , slender to medi* um build, for dancing romance, intimate con* versations, and much more. There has to be ; one good w o m a n left. Hurry. 1380 * j j ; * I

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1795 SWF, MID-40'S, CUTE, SMART A N D A LOT OF fun. Seeking active a n d attractive w o m a n , 3o's-4o's, for indoor/outdoor fun, romance a n d adventure. M a n y interests incldding music, h u m o r and much more. Neatness and spelling count. Let's talk soon! 1728 29 Y O , CANCER, GWF SEEKS ARTIST/INTELlectual for companionship a n d conversation. Interests include hiking, biking, art, literature a n d film. Crazy a n d eccentric is ok, but not necessary. Fun-loving and humorous; romantic a n d irreverent are all pluses. 1698

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SEEKING SLENDER SEDUCTIVE BIF, 30-45 YO, to revel in erotic escapades. I'm DWF, 4 0 YO, in-shape a n d willing to master the female physique. Also, need feminine comrade willing to tease my boyfriend. Dancing, movies, hanging out. Entice me! 1636

COMPANION FOR SEMI-RETIRED S W M , 6 ' l " , * SGF, W H O ' S LOOKING TO FIND THAT SPE-cial 175 lbs., blue/white. Enjoys tennis, sailing, ; lady to share my life with. I am easy-going, road biking, travel, dinners in Montreal, plus " caring, loving, w a r m , loyal, kind, helpful to other interests. ISO F w h o is active, adven<•1 others & much, much more. I love beautiful turous, available a n d has her own ideas of J pictures of people a n d the outdoors. I'm a fun a n d happiness. 1379 Virgo and I'm lots of fun to be around. 1619

; ENERGETIC CREATIVE S W P M , 54, LOOKS 40. " SF, 40'S ISO NATURE-LOVING, LOCAL, AD; Fun, romantic, community-minded. Super fit, ; venturer. Interests include a love of food, J funghi a n d fly fishing. Seeking spiritually fit » healthy diet, likes running, hiking, water " 81 sober w o m e n w/a sense of humor for fun, * sports. Financially secure. Spiritual not reli; gious. ISO well-grounded, fit, attractive, » friendship a n d maybe more. NS/ND. 1396 j enlightened w o m a n , 3 5 - 5 5 , to share life ; GWF, 23, NEW TO CENTRAL VT AREA, ISO * experiences. LTR with right lady. 1375 ; another F for friendship and/or activity partl ner. Attractive, d o w n to earth, ND/NS, easy* L E T S ENJOY THE OUTDOORS TOGETHER. ME: ; going, sense o f humor. M e e t me half way? * S W M , 3 4 , 5 ' 5 " , 140 lbs., fit, h a n d s o m e , » humorous. Lives for hiking, biking, running, ; 1388 * nature, cooking, camping, gardening, ani* 26 Y O , QUIET, SHY, EASYGOING PISCES * mals, live music, laughing. You: Fit, enjoys j seeks funny, outside, soft butch, 2 6 - 3 5 , to »life, laughing a n d similar interests. Try me. * light a long lost flame in my heart. I love * 1368 j walks and cuddling with movies. No men or J LOOKING FOR LOVE? Y O U M U S T BE ATTRAC- ; bi's please. 1381 • tive & fit. Me: 5 2 , 5 ' 9 " , good looking. I'm * 3 5 Y O , ATHLETIC, ENERGETIC, OUTDOOR » everything you're looking for except, I smoke * Educator seeks a w o m a n with moxie, sage & » a n d I'm not financially secure. 1365 I foolhardy ways! Have to like mirth, spon: D W P M , EARLY 4o's, NS, SELF CONFIDENT, » taneity & a good beer! 1371 • self sufficient & fun. ISO F w h o is articulate, * communicative & healthy. Willing to step out « for a bite. 1363 I ' I t

S M , 30lsh, TALL, LEAN, OPEN. NEEDS SUGAR m o m m a , rich and friendly, for c o m m i t m e n t . No strings, just convenience. Be serious. My fault. Thank you. 1362

i DO Y O U BELIEVE IN CHEMISTRY? IS IT I something you feel intensely? Do you recog' nize it instantly? With me, it's a must. In1 shape, good-looking S P / W M seeks similar ; SWF (27-37) to make love in the sun now »that summer is here. 1358 I ; : ; : :

S W M , 30, 5'6", 140 LBS., STEREOTYPICAL nice guy, thoughtful and passionate. ISO SF w h o is opinionated yet o p e n - m i n d e d , lascivious yet loyal, fierce yet compassionate, for dating/possible LTR. A lucky few get to know my wicked side. 1357

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40 Y O SEEKING LAID-BACK, YOUNGER, NS for s o m e b o n d a g e fun. Not into pain. I w o u l d love to find a boyfriend into bondage. If you are interested, please let me know. I have a collection o f b o n d a g e gear just waiting to be used. 1912

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UPSTATE NY, G W M , ATTRACTIVE, 37, ATHletic build, humorous, intelligent, and looking for the Real Deal. I'm happy-go-lucky, sensual, HIV+ a n d looking for romance. If you are looking for the same drop me a line. 1911

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WHERE ARE YOU G W M , LATE 4 o ' S , LOOKING for friends a n d more. If you are honest, caring, like cooking, the outdoors and more. Get off that couch a n d call. 1892

LADIES, I ' M THE ONE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING * M A W B I M , 2 8 , SHORT BROWN HAIR, BROWN ; for. A small but h a n d s o m e guy looking for * eyes, medium build, hairy chested. I a m into ; adventure in his life. I love to play outside » oral a n d anal sex. I a m looking for bi males in all types of weather. How a b o u t taking a * with short hair, straight acting, disease free, trip to the seashore with me, care for lunch * slender to m e d i u m build, 18-40. At your and good company? i like to hike, camp a n d » place, must be 15 min. from Hinesburg only. rollerblade.1356 * 1890 _ :

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NS/D, JEWISH W O M A N , 40'S, FEMININE ISO emotionally evolved, bright, passionate w o r l d w o m a n , w h o knows the meaning o f c o m m i t m e n t 81 responsibility. Interests include classical a n d other international music, cuisine, arts, dance, literature and film. Love of nature and sense of humor.

MABIF, 40, PLUS SIZE, ISO BIF OR BI-CURious fem., no butch please. Looking for a NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE THE best friend w/fringe benefits. I'm fun loving, compassionate a n d true to my friends. Come S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will a l o n g for an adventure. Discretion a must! meet you. Think music. M, 6 0 , ISO SF NS for : 1637 friendship. Let's visit. 1385

j A NIGHT VISION: A M I D S T THE DARKNESS OF * the ages: The dream of you, the rumor of * angels, the glimmer of d a w n . Author, ecol social activist, Ph.D., bohemian sensibility, I wry humor, thin, attractive, boyish 4 6 , seeks » offbeat w o m a n , 2 6 - 5 0 . 1 3 9 5

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. STRONG A N D FUNNY, ADVENTUROUS AND I educated S W P M , 2 4 . ISO sophisticated, indeI pendent, conversationally a n d socially I adventurous, grounded alpha PF, 2 2 - 2 7 YO. t Dancing, cooking, swimming, backpacking, * pool, dive bars, long dinners or just chillin'. J Whatever's clever. Enjoys life a n d job. Happy «Camper! 1394

TIRED OF GOING H O M E ALONE? SICK OF THE bar scene a n d guys that promise to call but never do? This S G W M is 165 lbs. w/brown hair a n d blue eyes. Seeks SGM, 25-41, for friendship a n d possible LTR.1882

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men > men continued 23 YO, BI-CURIOUS M , BROWN HAIR, HAZEL eyes, 175 lbs. I like hiking, biking, a n d the outdoors. Looking for G/BI M, 18-25, to show me the ropes. Let's get together! 1810 HEADS UP! M B I W M , 5*11-, 2 2 5 LBS. SEEKS bi or straight men, 18-35, in BarreMontpelier area, w h o enjoy being serviced. Need to be discreet. Leave age, description and number to be reached. 1789

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S G W M SEEKS INTELLIGENT SAME IN Southern Vermont. 2 8 - 5 0 YO for friendship, companionship, LTR, NS/D. Tired of being alone a n d value the company of a nice guy. Interests are country living, back roads, swimming, cooking a n d gardening. 1382 L E T S PAIR UP! Y O U - ME, ? - 4 7 YO, ? 6 V , 180 lbs., sporty - quiet, inquisitive secure, playful - whimsical, d e e p - intense, smart - loving, extrovert - introvert, student teacher, fresh - seasoned. If these pairs intrigue, call! 1373

S W M , 2 2 , 1 4 0 LBS., BROWN HAIR, BLUE EYES. ISO boys, 18-29, to hang out with and have fun. Bi-curious boys are always welcome. Give me a call. 1736

GWM, 4 5 , 6 ' l " , 185 LBS., VERY HANDSOME, younger looking, salt/pepper, blue eyes, honest, masculine, down-to-earth guy. I enjoy cooking, the outdoors, travel, many types of music a n d more. ISO nice guy, 254 5 , for friendship, maybe more. 1729

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PARTY TIME! AMATEUR MALE STRIPPER ISO big old bears a n d older top males. Free erotic adult strip show a n d more. For your summer party. 1702 INTELLECTUAL, SPIRITUAL ARTIST SEEKS fun loving, creative, spontaneous GM, for body, mind, spirit relationship. I w a n t a healthy, humorous, clean-cut b o t t o m . NS/ND a must. Interested in an Asian man. Long hair a plus. Follow your bliss to a LTR. 1645

G W M , 4 0 YO, 6'o", 170 lbs., HAIRY CHESTed, hot a n d horny b o t t o m . ISO 2 0 - 4 5 YO top with stamina for hot a n d wild times. Discretion assured. All calls will be answered. 1370

M A B I W M , 41, BALD HEADED (BY CHOICE), handsome, sensitive to your wishes/limitations. Looking to meet WCU/BIM/F for mutual good times. D/D free. Discretion a must. Looking forward to hearing from you. 1792

3 1 YO. S W M , LOOKING FOR FRIENDS & casual relationships with a masculine, blue jeans 81 t-shirt type of guy, w h o enjoys fishing, snowmobiling and the great outdoors in general. Hairy chests, trucks & a redneck attitude are encouraged. 1369

WANTED: OPEN-MINDED M A N , 18-30, TO help husband and I out with fantasy. Must be comfortable with being serviced by a man. Interested? Barre area please. 1790

• other • ATTACHED, WPCU, SHE'S 2 4 , HE'S 3 3 , ISO unique, spirited a n d single BiF for friendship and adventure. We're health-conscious and enjoy travel, hiking a n d museums. 1917

GWM, LATE 3 0 ' S , 6 ' o " , 2 2 5 LBS., HANDsome i : fit a n d very active. Lives in northcentral VT. Into mtn. biking, hiking, camping and being outdoors a n d is HIV+. Very healthy a n d happy, seeking same for friendship and maybe more. 1632

COUPLE LOOKING FOR BIF, FOR F TO F only, while M in room. Can go wherever depending on levels of comfort. 1908

MAWBIM, BI, 4 0 ' s , 5 ' i o " , 190 LBS. SEEKS Blmale for fun a n d exploration. Available days. Very discreet. 1630

MWCU, ISO OTHER MCU/CU/M. BOTH VERY clean & discreet, D/D free, you also be. We like to swap & have fun in bedroom or out. Leave message. Age, race unimportant, will answer all. 1904 4 0 YO, P W M , BI-CURIOUS. ISO CU WITH full-figured F, to fulfill my fantasy of a threesome. I a m fit, attractive and safe. I w a n t to service both. Must be discreet and safe. Let's explore a n d have fun! 1903

GWM, 3 0 , SEEKING MASCULINE MARRIED OR bi-curious guys in need of service. Hairy chested guys a plus. Discretion assured. Please no one over 4 0 Y O . i 6 i 6

LOOKING FOR THREE EARTH-LOVING, PEACEloving, veggie & meat lovers to work together developing a 2 0 acre parcel in Eden, VT into a virtual "Garden of Eden." I'm 3 5 , SPM.1826

SUBMISSIVE MALE, 3 9 , LOOKING FOR nasty, dominate guy. I like watersports a n d eating out. Can I please you? 1419

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ATTRACTIVE, PROFESSIONAL, INTELLIGENT, down-to-earth MAWCU seeks same in another CU. Friends in and out of the bedroom. Nonsmokers please! Discretion is a must! He is straight, she is Bi (1 experience, no swapping!). 1722 EXOTIC, TROPICAL THAI PRINCESS AND tall, dark and handsome white boy. 22 YO couple seeking a sensual girlfriend, 18-30, for an adventurous, passionate and sensitive relationship. We would like to spice up our summer and would love your company. 1721 ATTRACTIVE, PROFESSIONAL BIMAWF, ISO bi-curious F for sensual, gentle, no pressure get togethers to explore the passionate side of 2 w o m e n together. Friends in and out of the bedroom. Nonsmokers only! Discretion is important. 1720 MACU, LATE 20'S, ISO SF FOR THREESOME or CU for friendship and more. Must be clean and discreet. 1717

S W F W / G Y M MEMBERSHIP NEEDS PARTNER t o m a k e workouts more enjoyable. Nautilus/ Cardio. Two sizes to lose, seeks M or F in a b o u t the same place. Workouts w e e k d a y eves. & w e e k e n d mornings, 3 - 5 times/wk. 1614 TUESDAY NIGHT POKER GAMER: BRISTOL/ Starksboro area. W e are looking for people to join our ongoing poker game. We are t w e n t y minutes from Burlington, Vergennes, a n d M i d d l e b u r y (give or t a k e 5 mins.). Regulars a n d alternates n e e d e d . Please call for details. 1384

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DUSTY-BROWN HAIR, SHADES, DARK, DARK suits. Curious lunchtime glances on Montpelier streets. Sugar blonde, exiting market o n e day, nearly ran into you. Legislature? Lobby? Just arrived from the Emerald City. Now you're gone a n d I w a n t e d to say hello. Drink? 1919

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LIZ AT HANNAFORDS I N ESSEX: I SEE Y O U there a n d y o u are always smiling. I'm considered a very attractive guy a n d I would love to take y o u out for dinner sometime. You are so beautiful! Are you single? 1916 SAT., 6/15, A R O U N D 3 : 0 0 , BRIDGE STREET Cafe, Richmond. You: Dressed in blue, sitting at the counter reading "I Spy", so I know you'll read this. Me: Jeans a n d green sweatshirt, under the mirror. No time then, hopefully we'll meet now. 1910

VERY ATTRACTIVE AND SEXY B I P s INTERested in threesomes with very attractive MACU please respond. 2 5 - 4 0 YO. We are sexy, free spirits interested in safe good time. NS, D/D free. Discretion a must! Erotic pleasure for everyone guaranteed! Wanna

I S P Y J.D., M Y REDHEADED BLOCKBUSTER boyfriend. Well, not my boyfriend yet; I've w a n t e d to ask if you're single, but always come d o w n with a sudden case of shyness. Let's get together a n d watch the unedited Mulholland Dr. 1900

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CURIOUS CU, BETWEEN 3 0 - 4 0 , ISO CU OR BI F/M to have adventurous rendezvous. Must be private, discreet, D/D free, NS. Let's get together for some fun! 1389 MA/CU ISO MA/CU: BOTH 3 7 , VERY CLEAN and d/d free. Looking for friendship, not models. Age a n d race not important. We are for real. Will answer all. 1361 2 HEADS ARE BETTER THAN 1. BIM ISO CU, 1F w/BIM, w h o appreciates sensual, succulent pleasure. I'm clean, discreet and fit. Expect same.

•just friends* W O M A N , 51, SEEKS AMIABLE COMPANION to travel and enjoy Celtic Colours Festival, Cape Breton, Mid-October. 1806

6 / 9 , BUTLER'S AT THE INN AT ESSEX: YOU were across from me. Our eyes met several times. I noticed your cute feet! After dinner you drove away in a greenish blue Subaru with a SMC sticker. Let's spend a knight together? 1896 HOTWHLZ (GREEN NEON) BOY, Y O U ARE SO fine! Wanna go to Santa Monica? You give me a ride a n d I'll give you one! Nice ride, nice shoes, let's? 1895 BE AT EASE, RELAX. PRACTICE YOGA, TAKE d e e p breaths. Please yourself, be yourself. Be at ease, take d e e p breaths. Open to healing, power in touch. Breath into the pain. Release. Be yourself, free yourself, Relax. 1894

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SWM, RECENTLY MOVED FROM S. FLORIDA. Many interests: Reading, movies, theater, singing, drives in the country, sunrises, sunsets, painting. Passions: Food, music, sex, real people, small parties. Chocolate & laughter are always the best medicine. Friendship, I'm versatile. 1626

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5/23, RICHMOND: I SPY A GORGEOUS, TALL, possibly blonde police officer doing registration check. Me: Cute brunette in blue Saturn. Let's have lunch at Bridge Street Cafe! 1701

TO THE SEXY STOCK BOY AT PRICE CHOPper on Shelburne Rd. You are so strong and have irresistible blue eyes. From your redhead admirer! 1620

ATTN: BOX #1099: WHERE DID YOU GO? YES you! You: SWPF, 36, 5*5", slender, medium length auburn hair, active, attractive, silly, thang you". Sent you a letter but got Elvis'd (return to sender)! 1699

MON., 5/20, FINIGANS: TARA, I HAD A GREAT time shooting pool with you. Do you want a rematch? What other games do you like to play? Brian. 1617

EEEEMAN: BROWN EYES, 5'9" AND ATHLETIC body. Your rugged good looks and intelligent speech caught my eye. I'm terribly witty and loyal to a fault, and the only thing I'll lie about is where we met. Roller blading and a movie?i635

WED., 5/29, CHURCH STREET TAVERN: YOU were wearing "Life is Good" hat. I was waiting for my date, fascinated by the northern pike article. Thought you were funny. Interested in continuing our conversation over a beer? 1819 SUNDAY, 6/9, METRONOME: I THINK YOUR name is Jaz? Dancing. You had a red shirt and blonde friend. You paused, I kept dancing. After I paused, I couldn't find you? Hope I can now! It was fun! 1816 WEDNESDAY, 6/5, DURING RAIN STORM, 6 PM: "Girlie-girl" doing laundry at Dud's and Suds. I was the blonde guy with the long goat on his chin. You are gorgeous. Great vibe. Please allow me the honor of taking you out to dinner. 1815

6/1, CREEME STAND, CHARLOTTE, YOU: Beautiful brunette from Burlington, with an amazing smile, blue Land Rover and watching 2 kids. Me: Blonde hair, blue eyes. We spoke some. I'm kicking myself for not asking your name. Can we meet again?i793 5/18, MEXICALI, YOU: BARTENDER ME: Blonde alone at the bar. I was intrigued. Want to make me a drink?i79i MEMORIAL DAY: YOU CAME IN LOOKING FOR the 7D. We did not have it this far south. Wondering what you're really looking for?

V30 NAKED SUN BATHER, MEMORIAL DAY, LARGE rock up from North Beach. Me in white shorts. Hope I didn't disturb you. There almost every Sunday, sometimes farther up. I know a few spots a little more private. Let's catch rays together. 1716

YOU WERE WALKING W/ANOTHER WOMAN with short hair. You stumbled and fell, our eyes met. The blonde highlights in your dreads made me swoon. Where are you now? Don't pretend it didn't happen. 1401 5/9, 9 P.M., LOVELY LADY WORKING AT mini-mart by Battery Park. You admired my silk frog tie from over counter. I should've had a better comeback to your compliment. I'd love to meet you again. I have more ties!

2392 TO THE BLONDE CUTIE WHO SERVES ME tea at Barnes &. Noble: Lady, I love your smile. I'd love to get to know you. Free for a cup of Earl Grey? 1391 5/9, 9 P.M., REALLY TALL, BLONDE, BLUEeyed cashier at Hannafords. I keep forgetting to look at your name tag but I think you are really swell. What's your sign? 1376 5/6, RED or REDDISH HAIRED F IN CITY Market. You had been locked out of the mall. Also saw you on Church St. on Tuesday. I like your looks! 1366 5/4, MARY ON A BOAT: YOU WERE WORKing, so was I. You had your words, I had my camera. Wasn't sure I should speak up on the job. Is it to late to speak up now?i3S9

•message board* MATT: THE LIVELIEST Y*ER ON WED. NIGHTS. Damn, it gets hot behind the counter. See what a little friction and a spark can do? D. IN THE 1240'S, SAINT SIMON STOCK interpreted the cloud in Elias's vision as the ^fecundity of the Mother of Christ. On Mount Carmel a temple was built for Her on the site of the vision. Blesses Flower of Mount Carmel, bendita Santa Maria Montana, gracias por el milagro concedido! Lucia of Fatima explains that in October 1917, on the day of the Miracle of the Sun, when the Virgin appeared, the Mother of Christ was clad with the Carmelite habit! Glory to you, Star of the Seven Seas! In 1813, Juan Maura i Gelabert, Bishop of Orihuela (Alicante) consecrated the Order of the Sisters of the Virgin Mary of Mount Carmel. We thank you for the miracle. Your daughters, C.K. and A.G. v HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYPTIC MOON LANDING baby. I hope the coming year brings you extreme happiness and a new respect for the outdoors. I'll give you towers and lakes, but for now all you get is this crummy message. K.

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I SPY A WHOLE CREW OF TRULY RADIANT goddesses working the best cafe this side of Sirius. Whether throwin' down hot fish, pourin' the java or slingin' the guac, you all totally rule and rock! WATER WOMAN WITH THE OCEAN EYES: Roll me on your flawless waves, bathe me in your endless sea. Swim in my love under the bright full moon.

Is it meant to be? 5/6, AKE*S PLACE: ME: STRAWBERRYblonde, white polo, jeans, chatting w/friend. You: Tall, dark-haired guy, great smile, green t-shirt, navy hat, came out of bathroom. Caught your eye but didn't get to say hi. Wanna grab a beer? 1628

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