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10 of the Most Unsettling Moments in Doll Horror History!

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There is a very specific reason why I asked my mother to return the many porcelain dolls she bought for me when I was a kid: I watched too many horror movies. Porcelain dolls, baby dolls, life-size dolls, and especially ventriloquist dummies: I had seen far too many of those damn things open their eyes, come to life, and kill people in movies, and I wanted no parts of it.

Of course, when you become an adult, it feels silly to be terrified of lifeless, plastic objects that barely come up to your knee— especially after witnessing a fair share of ridiculous doll horror movies that make us laugh more than scare us. (Pinocchio’s Revenge, anyone?) However, when done effectively and with the right amount of terror, doll horror can contain some of the most disturbing moments in the genre: anything from dolls cutting out their victims’ tongues, to attacking children, to even screaming in anguish as they die themselves.

And with the releases of this weekend’s Child’s Play remake (which is also going toe-to-toe against Toy Story 4), next week’s Annabelle Returns, and next month’s Brahms: The Boy II, summer 2019 is shaping up to be an interesting battle of the (vindictive) dolls in the horror genre. In anticipation, let’s take a look back at 10 of the most unsettling moments in doll horror history.


The opening sequence of Dead Silence (2007)

Filmmakers James Wan and Leigh Whannell were riding off the massive success of Saw when their follow-up Dead Silence came to theaters.  Sadly, the movie failed to be a critical or box office success, but its scares, visuals, set design, score, cinematography (and those dolls!) have now made it a cult favorite in the doll horror subgenre that it deserved to be.  And don’t even try to pretend like Billy the dummy didn’t haunt your life in 2007.

While the movie indeed has its flaws, Dead Silence’s opening sequence is near perfect.  After the Ashens receive a mysterious and creepy ventriloquist doll named Billy at their door, Mrs. Ashen (Amber Valletta) stays at home as her husband leaves and thinks it’d be hilarious if she hides it under the covers to scare him when he returns.  Unfortunately for her, Billy has other plans.  The music starts to slow down; the clock slowly ticks; the teakettle screeches.  Mrs. Ashen begins to hear faint whispers coming from the bedroom where the doll sits.  As she lifts the covers up to check on it, the sounds of scraping knives and shrieks cause her to get thrown across the room, crawling for her life.  Blood pours from her mouth, and she gets yanked again.  Her husband Jamie (Ryan Kwanten) soon comes home to a bloody mess and hears the mimicking of his wife’s voice, before discovering his dead wife propped up on the bed with her mouth gaped open and sans tongue, as Billy watches on from the bedroom floor.


The mechanical doll enters the room – Deep Red (1975)

Sure, you could argue that there is little logical rhyme or reason for Dario Argento’s choice to include creepy prop dolls in several of his kill scenes in his 1975 giallo masterpiece Deep Red, but they really do add something special.  Particularly, when Professor Giordani (Glauco Mauri) returns to his office after endless nights of investigating who could be behind this slew of murders, he feels as if someone or something is watching him; he senses a threat.  Instead of taking a peek around the office to see who is lurking, he grabs the nearest weapon and waits it out.  And soon enough, he gets a real surprise when a laughing, smirking, mechanical doll comes barreling into the room— quickly floating in the air as it makes its way towards Giordani, flailing its arms and rotating its head towards him, as he is understandably horrified and confused.  Giordani cracks the doll’s head open and starts to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all…but just as he starts to let his guard down, the gloved killer comes from behind the window curtain and savagely murders him.  The doll was used as a mere trick to distract the professor, and he paid the ultimate price because of it.


Hugo the dummy stands up – Dead of Night (1945)

In this classic horror anthology’s most memorable story, party guest Walter Craig (Mervyn Johns) is haunted by the tale of an anxious ventriloquist who is convinced that his amoral dummy Hugo is alive.  Hugo— with his crisp white bow tie, his unnerving high-pitched voice and deadpan, dark humor— set the bar for terrifying dummies in horror.  So when Walter finds himself inside of a confined jail cell with the nightmarish Hugo staring at him from across the room, we are treated to some hair-raising visuals.  Hugo’s eyes widen, before he slowly gets up from his chair and starts to walk over to Walter’s bed.  There is just something so creepy about a doll that gets up and walks like a person would.  He never loses eye contact with Walter, as he starts to climb onto Walter’s bed and begins to put his hands around his neck.  Wouldn’t I?  Hugo taunts, as he chokes Walter more forcefully, and the camera zooms out of the room.  And, as this is far from the only disconcerting Hugo scene in this film, I had a difficult time choosing which one to include here— so do yourself a favor and seek Dead of Night out immediately!


May makes her own doll – May (2002)

(Contains Spoilers) A dissociated loner whose only friend is a glass-encased doll from her childhood, May (Angela Bettis) can’t seem to find what she’s looking for in a friend or soulmate— and, as her mother always told her, when you can’t find a friend, you make one.  Too bad she likely did not mean that to translate literally.  In this 2002 cult favorite, May’s super freaky-looking doll named Suzie is not even the most unsettling doll in the movie.  Instead, what takes the cake is the climactic reveal of May’s homemade doll: she has taken the best parts from each of her dead former friends and lovers: hands, legs, neck…not to mention gauges out her very own eyeball to complete this mesh of human parts plus doll parts creation she has named “Amy.”  We may have seen this coming from a mile away, but nothing can prepare us for the visual nightmare of this Frankenstein’s Monster-like creation that May eventually lies next to, touches, and talks to, as if it can understand her.  Equal parts upsetting and tragic, May still hasn’t found what she is looking for, as sadly, the film ends with May even lonelier than she ever was.


Zuni doll attacks Amelia – Trilogy of Terror (1975)

In what many regarded as the scariest 25 minutes of a TV movie ever during the time, this final story within Dan Curtis’s anthology Trilogy of Terror pinned Karen Black’s Amelia against a Zuni hunting fetish doll whose fallen gold chain unleashes a cruel spirit which is out for blood.  As Amelia settles in for the evening after feeling guilty for ditching plans with her mother, she gets distracted and loses sight of her newly bought Zuni doll.  The lights flicker off, and she stumbles in the darkness, only to begin to feel her legs getting hacked and slashed.  The imagery of the Zuni is unsettling enough, but the doll’s scratchy growls, baby-like screams, illogical jibberish, and swiftness as it chases Amelia throughout the rooms make it horrifying.  We watch with anxiety as the doll jabs the knife from under the door until it busts through the bathroom and screams for its life as Amelia attempts to drown it.  Of course, whatever attempts Amelia makes to stop the Zuni, the Zuni is always one step ahead, and even after she viciously stabs it, the unleashed spirit would go on to enter Amelia herself.  This sequence contains some solid jump scares as well as Curtis’s brilliant, kinetic camerawork from the doll’s POV that would influence Child’s Play a decade later.


Fats busts out the switchblade – Magic (1978)

In this slow-burn psychological horror, troubled ventriloquist Corky (Anthony Hopkins) begins to experience some fame with his new act that includes his vulgar dummy, Fats.  After suffering from some apprehension over his newfound success, Corky returns home to the Catskills where he grew up, and reunites with his former crush Peggy-Ann (Ann-Margret) and her now-husband, Duke (Ed Lauter) which becomes the start of an affair between Corky and Peggy-Ann.  As Duke grows more suspicious of the affair and especially of Corky’s odd behavior, he decides to confront Corky, so he makes his way into Corky’s cabin to dig around for evidence or anything he can find.  Unbeknownst to Duke, Fats is watching him root through Corky’s things and decides to teach him a fatal lesson.  We see a blurred shot of Fats watching Duke through the mirror behind him, slowly moving his head around and preparing to make his move.  As Duke feels Fats’s stare, he makes a huge mistake by walking towards the dummy, right before Fats busts out a switchblade and stabs him.  The most unnerving aspect of this scene is watching Fats’s grin spread across his face, deriving pleasure from every bloody stab into poor Duke.


Clown doll chokes Robbie – Poltergeist (1982)

Not only did Poltergeist traumatize us with a sinister doll— it decided to ruin our lives with a clown-doll hybrid that is considered one of the scariest aspects of this 1982 beloved film.  As young Robbie gets ready for bed, he decides to throw a blanket over the creepy, smiling doll that sheepishly sits in the rocking chair, so it isn’t staring directly at him during his slumber.  (And who could blame him.)  The doll seems to telepathically reject the blanket, and Robbie decides to give up and attempts to go to sleep, but to no avail.  The child senses that something is amiss, and looks over to see the doll missing from the chair, to which he begins to panic.  He peeks under his bed; the doll isn’t there.  And suddenly, in one of the most iconic jump scares in horror, the clown doll is standing right behind Robbie, wrapping its never-ending arms around him, wanting to choke him out.  It starts to drag Robbie under the bed, while the other family members suffer from various other supernatural forces throughout the house.  Luckily, Robbie bravely fights back, and the doll doesn’t get away with its shenanigans.


Talky Tina speaks for the first time –The Twilight Zone, ep. “Living Doll” (1963)

Creeping out generations of The Twilight Zone viewers for years to come, this quintessential episode of the Rod Serling-hosted show reached all encompassing levels of unsettling when it introduced the world to this sentinel, wind-up doll.  After a hurt Christie (Tracy Stratford) leaves her new doll on the couch with her cruel stepfather (after he just berated her and her mother) Erich (Telly Savalas) decides to check out the doll’s abilities for himself, winding her up to see what she says.  Talky Tina wastes no time in expressing her hatred for Erich, as she stops moving her arms and looks at him dead in the eyes and says, “My name is Talky Tina, and I don’t think I like you…I think I could even hate you. You’ll be sorry.” And with her judgmental eyes and her knowing smirk, Talky Tina just looked like she despised him, especially after he throws her across the room and her eyes catch up to his.  From this moment on, we knew Talky Tina was a real threat, and the rest of the episode proved this to be true.  But nothing can beat that pivotal first moment when Talky Tina showed us her true colors…


Annabelle glares at Judy – The Conjuring (2013)

The Conjuring is first and foremost a well-crafted haunted house story with an innocent family trapped within its throws— however, the movie’s porcelain doll named Annabelle, which was based off of the Warrens’ actual “haunted” ragdoll of the same name, really stole the show.  When the Warrens’ daughter Judy (Sterling Jerins) gets woken up from a tug on her sheets in the middle of the night, she does what every kid would do and wanders into her parents’ room full of possessed objects, of course.  Searching for her parents, she runs into a different room in the house, where she locks herself inside.  After thunderous banging on the door, Judy turns around to see a ghastly sight: the ghost of witch Bathsheba holding an uncaged Annabelle on her lap in the rocking chair.  Annabelle slowly begins to twist her head around and stares threateningly at Judy, to which Judy is mortified.  As Judy cries for help, the rocking chair gets thrown over her head, just in time for the Warrens to come in and rescue her.  Even as Annabelle became the star of her own movies since then, we still haven’t shaken off this scene.


Chucky’s first kill – Child’s Play (1988)

In 1988, we were not prepared for the world’s deadliest, most foul-mouthed, voodoo-loving Good Guy doll.  After little Andy (Alex Vincent) is gifted Chucky on his birthday, he quickly makes note that the doll is communicating to him, to which his dear Aunt Maggie (Dinah Manoff) brushes off.  But after tucking Andy (and Chucky) into bed, Maggie starts to hear strange noises lurking around the apartment: tiny footsteps and pitter-patter that she assumes is Andy avoiding his bedtime.  When she makes her way into the kitchen, Maggie gets temporarily distracted by a phone call from Andy’s mother and a mess all over the floor— to which the film cuts to someone picking up a hammer.  Before she can even calm herself down from the “alone-at-night willies” Maggie turns around and catches a flying hammer to the eye and falls out the window to her harrowing demise.  What a way to kick off a killing spree as a 3-ft doll.  And the fact that we know right off the bat that it was Chucky but never even get a glimpse of him is genius— instead, Tom Holland opts for chilling POV shots from Chucky’s perspective and tiny footprints in the mess in the kitchen that give us the right amount of suspense for what’s yet to come.  Plus, who isn’t disturbed to see Marty from Grease die so brutally!

Journalism/Communication Studies grad. A24 horror superfan- the weirder, the better. Hates when animals die in horror films.

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Six Post-Apocalyptic Thrillers to Watch While You Wait for “Fallout” Season 2

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Despite ancient humans having already overcome several potential doomsday scenarios in real life, post-apocalyptic fiction used to be relatively rare until the invention of the atomic bomb convinced us that the end of the world could be just around the proverbial corner.

Since then, we’ve seen many different stories about the collapse of civilization and the strange societies that might emerge from the rubble, but I’d argue that one of the most interesting of these apocalyptic visions is the post-nuclear America of the iconic Fallout games. A witty satire of American jingoism and cold war shenanigans, it’s honestly baffling that it so long for us to finally see a live-action adaptation of this memorable setting.

Thankfully, Graham Wagner and Geneva Robertson-Dworet’s Fallout TV show isn’t just a great adaptation – it’s also an incredibly fun standalone story that makes the most of its post-apocalyptic worldbuilding. And since fans are going to have to wait a while to see the much-anticipated second season, we’ve decided to come up with a list highlighting six post-apocalyptic thrillers to watch if you’re still craving more Fallout!

As usual, don’t forget to comment below with your own apocalyptic favorites if you think we missed a particularly fun one. And while it’s not on the list, I’d also like to give a shout-out to The Hughes Brothers’ underrated post-apocalyptic action flick The Book of Eli – which I recently covered in its own article.

With that out of the way, onto the list…


6. The Divide (2011)

Xavier Gens may be best known for his memorable contribution to the New French Extremity movement – with the eerily prescient Frontière(s) – but the filmmaker is also responsible for a handful of underrated thrillers that flew under the radar despite being legitimately solid films. One of the most interesting of these flicks is 2011’s The Divide, a single-location exercise in claustrophobic tension.

Telling the story of a group of New Yorkers who find themselves trapped in a bomb shelter after a surprise nuclear attack, this dark thriller is more interested in the ensuing social chaos than effects-heavy physical destruction. And while critics at the time were horrified by the bleak story and cynical characters, I think this mean streak is precisely what makes The Divide worth watching.


5. The Day After (1983)

One of the highest-rated TV films of all time, ABC’s The Day After is one of the scariest movies ever made despite being more of a speculative docu-drama than an actual genre flick. Following an ensemble of families, doctors and scientists as they deal with the horrific aftermath of all-out nuclear war, this radioactive cautionary tale was vital in convincing real-world politicians to review their policies about nuclear deterrence.

In fact, the film is even credited with scaring President Ronald Reagan into changing his mind about expanding the United States’ nuclear arsenal, with this new stance eventually leading to a treaty with the Soviet Union. With a story this powerful, I think it’s safe to say that The Day After is a must watch for Fallout fans interested in the more down-to-earth elements of the apocalypse.


4. The Postman (1997)

If I had a nickel for each unfairly maligned post-apocalyptic epic starring Kevin Costner that was released in the 90s, I’d have two nickels – which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. And while Waterworld has since seen a resurgence in popularity with fans defending it as a bizarrely expensive B-movie, I haven’t seen a lot of discussion surrounding 1997’s more serious vision of a fallen America, The Postman.

Following Costner (who also directed the flick) as a post-apocalyptic nomad who begins to rebuild America by pretending to be a member of the newly reformed postal service, this David Brin adaptation is consistently fascinating – especially if you view the story as a cynical fairy-tale, which was Costner’s original intention.

And while the flick suffers from some goofy dialogue and a bloated runtime, it makes up for this by having directly inspired Hideo Kojima’s Death Stranding.


3. Turbo Kid (2015)

TURBO KID | via Epic Pictures

Turbo Kid may have been billed as an indie Mad Max with bicycles instead of cars, but François Simard, Anouk Whissell and Yoann-Karl Whissell’s comedic throwback to the post-apocalyptic future of 1997 is much more than meets the eye. From quirky characters to madly creative designs, the flick rises above nostalgia bait by being a legitimately fun time even if you don’t get the copious amounts of ’80s and ’90s references.

And despite the horror-inspired ultraviolence that colors the frequent action scenes as we follow a young comic-book fan deluding himself into thinking that he’s a superhero, it’s the childlike sense of wonder that really makes this a treat for cinephiles. It’s just a shame that we’re still waiting on the sequel that was announced back in 2016…


2. Six-String Samurai (1998)

A lo-fi homage to spaghetti westerns and classic samurai films – not to mention the golden age of rock ‘n roll – Six-String Samurai is a must-watch for those who appreciate weird cinema. While I’ve already written about the madly creative vibes that make this such an entertaining flick, I think it’s worth repeating just in case some of you have yet to give this musical fever dream a try.

And appropriately enough for this list, the film was also a source of inspiration for the 3D Fallout games – especially Obsidian’s fan favorite New Vegas. The game even includes a New Vegas Samurai achievement (unlocked by killing enemies with a katana) with a vault-boy illustration modeled after the film’s rendition of Buddy Holly.


1. A Boy and His Dog (1975)

The grisly post-apocalyptic comedy that inspired the original Fallout games, L.Q. Jones’ adaptation of Harlan Ellison’s novella is just as shocking today as it was back in ’75. Telling the story of a teenage scavenger who travels the wastelands of 2024 America alongside his telepathic canine companion, A Boy and His Dog feels like a Heavy Metal comic brought to life.

While the film’s rampant misogyny and brutal violence make it tough to revisit under modern sensibilities, it’s still a landmark in post-apocalyptic cinema and one hell of a memorable ride. Not only that, but the flick also inspired the creation of Fallout’s most beloved NPC, the ever-loyal Dogmeat.

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